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BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

How can there be an impression made with IMPLICATION?
 
APPRECIATION OF DEPRECIATION?Or imprecation?
REFRAIN FROM IMPRECATION?
 
OR SING A REFRAIN OF REFRAMED IMPRECATIONS IMPLICATING THE HALLOWED HOLLOW MEN WHO CAVED OUT THE SO CALLED CONSTITUTION WHICH WILL BE HELD SACRED FOR ALL TIMES TO COME?
WHERE THE PARTY WHIP WILL HOLD SUPREME THE WAY THE ELECTED AND SELECTED HUMBUGS VOTE IN THE NAME OF CONSTITUTION?
OR AMENDMENTS RAISED TO THE nth degree of the constitution?
AH!
 
Self depreciating humour is such a valued VIRTUE of VALOUR THAT THE COLOUR.............
 
COLOUR?
 
COLOURED PEOPLES WHO CAN MAKE DO WITHOUT THE COLOURLESS TELLING AND TUTORING THEM AND MENTORING THEM HOW TO MIND?
 
THEIR MANNERS?
 
 
THEIR MASSES!
 
AH!
 
THE ONES WHO DO THE MASSES don't actually MIND THE MASSES BUT MAKE THE MASSES...............
 
AMASS WEALTH SO THEY CAN SPARE THE TEN PERCENT OR WHATEVER IS THE EDICT FOR THE SO CALLED CHARITY?
 
AH!
 
SO THAT THEY CAN PAY FOR THEIR AFTERLIFE WITH MINT MADE.................
 
 
BY SPARKING UP FLINTS?
 
FLINT STONES THAT SPARK OFF THE MATCH THAT SETS THE GAMEPOINT TO FLASHPIONT AND THEN...........
 
THE TORCHED EARTH SCORCHED EARTH POLICY OF HUMANITY MAKING A BIG BUCK OUT OF CARBON TAXES IMPOSED GLOBAL WARMING can ...\
 
CAN THEY?
NO THEY CAN'T CAN IT!
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
VISUAL MEDIA, AUDIOVISUAL MEDIA OF CINEMATRICKS IS JUST ANOTHER LANGUAGE BUT IT HAS LANGUISHED AT THE LEVEL OF ILLITERACY BECAUSE...........
 
The LARGER THAN LIFE ...
HEROIC SIZE.......
 
NOT SIGHT SIZED IS...........
 
 
BEYOND BELIEF?
 
BEYOND BAS-RELIEF!
BAH!
 
The DAILY RAGS AND THE MASS MEDIA READS LIKE HISTORY WHILE THE HISTORY MAKER FUNCTION OF MAKING MARKS WHILE HISTORY IS IN THE MAKING IS RELIGATED TO.....
 
REGULARIZATION?
 
WHAT'S THAT RIDICULOUS LAW?
THAT'S WHAT!
 
THE LAW BEING SUCH AN ASS WILL SHOVEL THE HOVELS FROM THE BENAMI NAMES TO THE BENAMI NAMES AND IT IS CALLED:
 
REGULARIZATION!
 
AND THE REGULAR?
 
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
 
OH NOT THE SHAKEN NOT STIRRED PREFERRED POISION OF THE SO CALLED SUPER SLEUTH CALLED BOND, JAMES BOND OR SOME SUCH BRITS TWITS HUMBUGGERY TURFED OFF larger than life size across the Atlantic because the EUROPEAN OFFSHORE ISLAND OF OLE BLIGHTY IS NOT ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING OF HEROIC SIZE OR FOR THAT MATTER LARGER THAN LIFE BECAUSE LIFE HAS COME TO A STILL-LIFE......
 
 
SETPIECE?
 
 AH!
SO, WHILE EUROPE'S MOST INFAMOUS OFFSHORE ISLAND SECRET BANKING HAVEN IS STILL NOT COMING TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT THAT THE SUN NEVER SET IT'S EYES ON THE SO CALLED EMPIRE..............
THAT NEVER REALLY RULED ANYWHERE EXCEPT AS A TRADING COMMERCIAL MERCANTILE MERCENARY COMPANY CALLED:
 
 
EAST INDIA CO.
 
OR SO............
 
VERY SO-SO....
SO THE REICH MEISTERS that ruled by REMOTE CONTROL through a DEMOTED MONARCHY no doubt got the BONGS like Tagore and Sri Aurobindo Ghose ONE WHOSE PATHETIC LITTLE PASTEFACED JOB CALLED GEETANJALI GOT A NOBEL WHILE THE OTHER'S MUCH MORE LAYERED SAVITRI GOT A NADA, AH TO BRING IN A SPIRITUAL RITUAL DIMENSION TO,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
 
DEITIFICATION?
 
WELL THE REIFICATION OF VOLITION got delegated to a deity while the reification of the volume of devotional music got ...............
 
ROBIN DRAW NOUGHT SAN GEETed?
 
SORT OF.
 
SO THIS DAILY RAGS RAVING ABOUT THE HUMBUG OF THAT ERA WHILE THE HUM LOG OF THIS ERA STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SAME HUMBUGGERY OF...
Bunberrying!
 
AH! BECAUSE THE STATE DOES NOT HAVE THE DECENCY TO ACTUALLY WAIT TILL THE CITIZENS POP OFF...................
 
WHAT?
 
THEY ENACT SRI AUROBINDO'S SAVITRI?
 
NO! THEY SIMPLY WRITE OFF THE LOSSES!
 
 
WHAT?
 
THAT'S WHAT!
 
BECAUSE THE STATE IS IN SUCH DEFICIT BUDGETRY THEY CAN'T EVEN BUY BED AND BREAKFAST FOR THE ONES WHO SHOULD BY LAW BE LOCKED UP.
 
SO THEY SEND THEM OFF ..........
 
OUT OF CIRCULATION?
 
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SORT IT OUT FOR SURE, THEY ISSUE A FALSE FALSIFIED CERTICATE.........
 
THROUGH THE ELECTRONIC MEDIA AND THE ELECTRONIC SERVICES AND THEN ........
 
 
SOME FAKE BIRTHS ARE ALSO ISSUED CERTIFICATES............
 
 
ALONG WITH ELECTRONIC MEDIA AND DAILY RAGS RAVING ABOUT BABY SHOWERS AND..........
 
BIG FAT WEDDINGS WITH EXTRA PADDED BEDDINGS THROUGH FURNISHINGS FOR THE ...........
 
FEEBLE MINDED.........
AND WITH GREAT FELICITY OF FABRICATION............
 
AH!
BUNBERRYING!
 
SATIRE FOR THE SERIOUS BUSINESS OF SERIAL KILLINGS..........
 
TRIVIALISATION FOR THE TRAVAILS OF THE SERIOUS PEOPLE?
 
NO. SERIALISATION OF SERIAL LIES BY THE SERIOUS PEOPLE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN LAW MAKERS!
 
OH. SO THEY DON'T SET THE SMALL SCREEN ON FIRE BUT THEY ARE ALL FIRING UP ON ALL CYLINDERS ABOUT SOME EMBERS CALLED CONSTITUTION MAKING BY THE HALLOWED HOLLOW MEN WHIPPING UP A BIG RUCKUS OVER WHAT WAS AFTER ALL A
 
 
BENAMI BYLINE?
 
CARTOON!
 
WHICH WAS SUPPOSEDLY SERIOUS STUDY STUFF FOR STUDENTS FOR SIX LONG YEARS BEFORE THE LAWYER TYPES IN THE LAW MAKERS LUYTENS LANDSCAPES.........
 
TRYING TO BUY THEIR SKULLDUGGERY OUT OF LAND DEALS.........
AH!
 
OUTLANDISH.
 
AS HUMOUR BEING AN ESSENTIAL SINE QUA NON OF
 
SERIOUS PEOPLE!
 
STUFF AND TOSH!
 
SERIOUSLY.
 
 
THE SMALL SCREEN DEALING WITH SERIOUS STUFF THROUGH FRIVOLOUS LARGER THAN LIFE LINE REELERS...........
 
 
LINE REELERS?
ANGLERS?
 
NO! THE CAMERA MAY BE AT AN ANGLE BUT THE LINE REELERS JUST REEL OFF LINE BY LINE READ OFF A PROMPT ..........
 
AH! THE PROPS!
 
NO NO NOT MALAPROP!
 
MALAPPROPRIATIONS!
 
UH OH!
 
SO? THE IMPRESS THE MOB WITH GIVING OUT AN IMPRESSION OF PRECISION..........
 
CARPET BOMBING?
 
NO NO.
 
BRING OUT INTO THE OPEN WHAT WAS SWEPT UNDER THE CARPET............
 
AH! HOOVERING!
 
WHAT THE HAGGIS, THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS GOT OUT THROUGH SLEUTHING, OUT INTO THE OPEN TO........
 
 
BLACKMAIL THE MOB....
 
WITH TACTICS SO CHEAP...
 
LIKE PRIME TIMING AD PAID REVENUE RAKING TAKES ON...
 
 
WHAT IT TAKES TO........
 
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO...
 
MAKE THE TRPS TRIP UP THE ....
 
EYEBALL COLLECTION?

HARDLY!
 
IT IS FRIGHTENING THE PEOPLE, THE SERIOUS PEOPLE INTO SILENCE....
 
BECAUSE THERE IS SUCH A THING..........
 
AS  A TIME FOR EVERYTHING
 
AND THAT TIME IS NOT THE TIME FOR EVERYONE TO ...
 
REALIZE...........
 
THAT NOT ALL THINGS NEED THE LANGUAGE OF.........
 
AUDIOVISUAL..........
 
CHEAPENING..........
 
OF.........
 
SERIOUS ISSUES
 
FOR
 
SERIOUS PEOPLE
 
TO SERIOUSLY
 
REALIZE
 
THAT
 
TALK
 
AND
TALK
SHOWS
ARE
NOT
THE
ONLY
LANGAUGE
TO
SPEAK
IN.
 
OR SPEAK OUT OF!
 
OUT OF HOURS.........
 
PRIME TIMING.
 
 
SO!
 
IMPRESS THE IMPRECISION!
 
THE SEAL?
 
OF GOVERNMENT CHICANERY?
 
RUBBER STAMPING INTO LAW?
 
MATTERS THAT AIN'T...
 
LAW!
 
So if the lackluster lame duck government is really webbing up the certificates of death and birth like there was no dearth of funding for FINDING INNNOVATIVE WAYS TO GET OUT OF READING THE LAW TO THE LAITY, then surely it would have the guts and gumption to get off the BRUNCH HOUR THE HORRENDOUS SERIAL USING THE MUG OF THAT COMPUTER CREATED LARGER THAN LIFE SO CALLED HEROIC SIZED LINE REELER, REEL OFF STATISTICS BEST RELEGATED TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES.
 
WHERE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION SETS STILL RULE THE RURAL LANDSCAPES THROUGH GOVERNMENT RUN CHANNELS SURELY THE GOVERNMENT HAS A DUTY TO STOP THIS MALEFIC MINDWASH OF THE MASSES WITH SUCH TREACLY TAKES ON SERIOUS CRIMES?
 
SURELY! IF THE SPECTRUM COULD NOT BE TWISTED  THROUGH THE SAME WAVELENGTH, NARROW WIDTH TO ACCOMMODATE MORE AND MORE CHANNELS TO STEAL RADIOWAVES..........
 
THE VESTED INTERESTS WOULD NOT HAVE STOLEN THE WAVES AND WASHED, AWASH THE DIRTY PICTURES...
 
 
AH!
 
SO THE TWISTED TALE OF THE TWISTING OF THE WAVELENGTHS TO ACCOMMODATE MORE AND MORE CHANNELS ONTO THE SAME...........
 
BANDWAGON.......
 
TOUCHE!
HITCH THEIR WAG ON TO...
 
THE STAR!
 
TOUCHE!!

The IMPRESSION, Soleil Levant, apres CLAUDE MONET, says LIVINGSTONE...
 
WHAT?
 
DAVID LIVINGSTONE?
 
THE POST DISAPPEARANCE AND POST DEATH, NEVER PROVED EITHER TO DONE EITHER, EXPLORER AND ADVENTURER SCOT, WHO WORKED AT THE SPINNING JENNY AS THE PIECER..........THAT DAVID........
 
LIVINGSTONE?
 
NO! THAT IS HOW THE VESTED INTERESTS MAKES BUCKS OUT OF THE BENAMIS!
 
AFTER THEY BIN AND GUN?
AFTER THEY BEEN AND NOT GONE!
 
AH! LIKE CLAUDIUS AND HIS GELDING SERVANT WHO LIVED FOR A QUARTER OF A CENTURY CLOSE ON IN THE ERA OF THE EVER SO HISTORIC, HISTORICALLY DATED CHRIST..........
 
 
WHO CLEAVED ALL OF HUMANITY INTO BEFORE AND AFTER..........
 
BASED ON A BIRTHDATE THAT WASN'T........
 
 
MYTH?
 
MYTH BESTING?
 
MAY THE BEST BAFFLEMENT WIN THE RAFFLE TICKET CALLED LOTTERY LOOTING BUT.........
 
CLAUDIUS ALSO HAD A FAKE DEATH CERTIFICATE ALONG WITH HIS AMANEUNSIS....
 
 
SO THERE IS REALLY NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN?
 
OH THAT'S THE POINT. LIVINGSTONE WAS MAKING.
 
 
 
DAVID?
 
NOT THE SCOT!
 
 
 
MARGUARITA?
 
NO! NOT EVEN ON MARS BAR ADVERTISEMENT.
 
Though Margeret Livingstone, the NERVE SPECIALIST, ...
 
 
HAD THE NERVE TO..........
 
 
NO! NOT THE NERVE TICK CLAUDIUS HAD, NOT THE FITS, BUT IT FITS THE TALE THAT THE HARVARD UNIVERSITY, WITH PRIVATE FUNDING NO DOUBT WOULD SET EDUCATION SHOPS FOR FREE WEBFOOTING WITHOUT SPEAKING OUT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT WHO FOOTS THE BILLS, SO IF THE FOOT FITS THE SLIPPER...........
 
 
SLIPPERY SLOPE?
 
TO THE SALVATION OF THE VALLEY OF HOPE?
 
 
WHAT?
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
 
AH! Margeret DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE OF NEUROBIOLOGY AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY, said, that if the SOLEIL LEVANT WAS DONE OVER IN BLACK AND WHITE, APRES CLAUDE MONET............
 
 
THE SUN WOULD DISAPPEAR?
 
ENTIRELY?
 
 
LIKE THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SET...........
 
 
IT'S EYES?
 
 
IT'S--- eyes!
 
eye's-- that lies!
 
THE FALLIBILITY OF THE INBUILT FAILING OF THE EYE, TO TELL A STILL FROM A STILL, WITHOUT MAKING A MOVEMENT OUT OF 'EM... LIKE THE IMPRESSIONIST MOVEMENT.........
 
SET OFF A LA DELACROIX?
 
QUOI?
 
The optical illusion through which the colour mixing happens in the eye of the perceiver!
 
the receiver?
 
the reader!
 
so the point is that, COLOUR IS SUPPOSEDLY A MEASURE OF HUMAN SUPERIORITY OVER THE REST OF MAMMALIA AND THE PERCEPTION OF COLOUR...........
 
 
COLOUR DISCRIMINATION?
 
 
NO NOT THE VIVEKA THE DISCRIMINATION THE EXACT HUE OF THE TONAL PATCH BUT...........
 
 
THE TONE MATCH........
 
BETWEEN THE LIP SYNCHed...
 
tonal variations...........
 
AH THE PITCH!
 
WHAT'S THE PITCH!
 
 
OF THE AD REVENUE RAKING RAGS TO RICHES STORY AS HOW THE DAILY RAGS ARE ENRICHED BY THE GOVERNMENT GOOD FOR NOTHING GOONDAGIRI OF DOLING OUT LARGESSE LIKE SO MUCH...........
 
 
GOODIES TO THE BADDIES?
 
 
BAD PRESS DAY DOESN'T MAKE THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN COMIC RELIEF AND COMIC PRIME MINISTER'S FUND RELIEF!
 
 
WHEN THE LEITMOTIF FOR THE LOOT IS.........
 
LOTTERY SYSTEM OF............
 
 
 
RAFFLE RUNS OF AUCTIONS
 
 
TO SELL THE SAME SPECTRUM TWISTED ............
 
 
 
MORE TIGHTLY.............
 
 
THAN A...........
 
 
 
CORKSCREW!
 
 
WHERE THE SCREW KEEPS THE CORK?
 
FROM POPPING?
 
 
ON THE FIZZY?
 
 
OR THE DIZZY HEIGHTS TO WHICH THE SO CALLED GROWTH RATE CAN KEEP GROWING AND GROWING............
 
 
AND THE GOVERNMENT ADS JUST KEEP THE DOLDRUMS IN THE DUMPS.........
 
 
 
VALLEY OF DOLLS.........
 
 
AND KEEP BEATING THE DRUMS...........
 
 
 
ABOUT MOB FRENZY!
 
 
OR HOW FRIENDLY THEY CAN COZY UP TO THE MOB AND STILL NOT GET ON WITH THE JOB..........
 
 
OF GOVERNING?
 
 
SO?
 
LIKE TURNER, THEY KEEP TURNING UP AT THE REVOLVING DOORS OF REVOLTING POLITICS READING THE SAME LINE BY LINE REELERS..........
 
 
LIKE A  TELEVISED REEL SANS............
 
 
REVISION?
 
 
OR REVISITATION?
 
 
FROM PASTYWRITES OF TAGORE AND TAGGED TEXTS OF PRESIDENTS.................
 
 
 
 
AS IF...........
 
 
PREDATING A PIECE.............
 
 
CAN LEND IT............
 
 
A MONOCHANT............
 
CHARM ...........
 
 
A LA GREGORIAN?
 
TOUCHE!
 
 
CHARM TO HARM IF IT IS HEARD BY THE UNINITATED...........
 
 
 
IMPRECATION?
 
A CURSE!
 
 
NO LESS.
 
 
WHEN THE NOT SO GREGORY THE GREAT WAS NOT EVEN AROUND WHEN THE CHANTS FIRST WERE MONOCHANTED WITH MONOPOLY RIGHTS OF THE MONKS HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS LATER!
 
AHA!
 
A LA TAGORE'S TEXTS AND MUGSHOTS WHICH WERE RAKING IN THE MOOLAH.............
 
 
LIKE..........
 
 
 
THE ROYAL RIP OFFS!
 
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE'S IMPRESSIONIST WORK TO THE READER:
 
AU LECTEUR:
"If rape or arson, poison or the knife
Has wove no pleasing patterns in the stuff
Of this drab canvas we accept as life—
It is because we are not bold enough!
 
ROY CAMPBELL'S TRANSLATION.
SO THOUGH THE MEDICI'S WEREN'T AROUND TO POISON CLAUDIUS AND HIS RIGHT HAND AMANEUNSIS AROUND THE TIME OF THE HISTORICALLY DATED CLEAVING BIRTHDAY OF ALL OF HUMANITY, THE IMPRECISION WITH WHICH

 

PLUS CA CHANGE

PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE!

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE

THE MORE THEY ARE THE SAME THINGS!

THE MORE IT CHANGES

THE MORE IT IS THE SAME THING!

IF THERE WERE NO THINK AND RETHINK ALLOWED FOR EVER AND EVER, THEN SURELY.............
 
THE SINK?
 
THE TITANIC?
ELEVATED TO EVEN MORE THREE d configurations............
 
 
no not that sink!
 
AH THE KITCHEN SINK!
 
DID THEY AUCTION THAT?
 
AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE SPECTRUM?
 
AGAIN AND AGAIN?
 
IN THE WORDS OF OSCAR WILDE:
 
A MEMORY AS MILD OR MELLOW AS THAT CAN'T.............
 
SKIM THE SURFACE?
 
 
OH NO THE FACEBOOK AND THE TWITTER WILL SKIM THE FACES BUT WHO WILL FACE THE MUSIC?
WHEN?
 
THE LAW ACTUALLY GOES AFTER THE CRIME AND NOT THE CRIMINAL?
 
 
THE CREME DE LA CREME THAT ACTUALLY GOT THE CREAM?
 
 
 A LA CHESHIRE CAT'S GRIN?
 
GRIM! ABSOLUTELY GRIM! THE GRIMELY GRISELY TALES THE GRIMMS NE'ER E'RE TOLD BECAUSE.................
 
 
THE FACELESS POWER OF............
 
 
 
FICTIONAL BENAMIS...................
 
 
AIN'T MADE FACT...............
 
BY!
 
 
THE TIME!
 
MAG?
 
 
WHATEVER THAT DID NOT QUOTE OSCAR WILDE: ALLEGORY-- NOT ALLEGATION-- OWING ALLEGIANCE-- TO THE ARROGANCE OF FEIGNING ERNEST!
 
 
ABOUT ARRAIGNING THE REAL CRIME BEHIND THE REEL CRIMINALITY OF THE SERIAL CRIME CATCHERS?
 
THAT'S THE POINT!
 
'WE LIVE, I REGRET TO SAY, IN AN AGE OF SURFACES.'
 
OSCAR WILDE.
 
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST.
 
'FORMING AN ALLIANCE WITH A PARCEL?'
 
PARSING IN THE PASSING?
PARCEL? STOLEN BY THE ROYAL POST?
 
WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL AS IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF?
 
SO CAN ANY LAW EVER BE PASSED?
 
 
IT IS SO PASSE! [WITH AN ACCENT AIGU!]
 
TOUCHE!
 
NOTHING CAN TOUCH THE LAW BECAUSE THE LAW IS EVER SO TOUCHY!
 
SO THE TOUCHY SCENES OF MAKING A SCENE ABOUT A SILLY CARTOON WHICH WAS PROBABLY INKED AND NOT CARBON DATED NOT A DAY NOT LESS THAN A DAY PRIOR TO THE PUBLICATION IN THE DAILY RAGS AND SHOWN ON COLOUR TELEVISIONS.............
 
 
WAS LIKE MONET'S MUCH VAUNTED SOLEIL LEVANT...
 
 
IN BLACK AND WHITE........
 
OF LAWHOUSE'S LAST RESORT CALLED THE COURT
 
 
NOT SEEN OR HEARD
 
 
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!
 
SO NEVER MIND WHAT THE TIME ACTUALLY PUTS OUT ON THE COVER, IT IS A COVER TO COVER FICTION THAT DOESN'T BEAR
 
 
TEST?
 
OH NO IT DOES BEAR TESTIMONY TO THE MONEY RAKING RITUAL OF..........
 
MAKING IT TO THE LIST...
 
 
OF POWERMUMS AND POWERDUMBS AND POWERCRUMBS AND THE REST OF THE FORTUNE COOKIE MONEYRAKERS FROM MOONRAKERS AND SO ON BUT........
 
IF THE PERSON IN POWER IS NOT ACTUALLY PRESENTING THE PRESENCE IN PERSON IN THE COURT OF LAW THE LAST HOUSE OF LAWFULLY ADMITTING THE LEAKAGES CALLED LOOPHOLES.........
 
THE LAW THAT LAW PASSES IS FULL OF LEAKS AND WEAKLINKS LIKE..........
 
WHO SPEAKS IS NOT SPOKEN TO!
 
EXACTLY!
 
THE JUDGE WHO CANNOT BE SPOKEN TO, IN THE CASE OF THE FLIMSY VEIL OF SUPERIORITY CALLED: DEFAMATION LAWS
 
 
WHERE TRUTH CANNOT EVEN TURN UP AS WITNESS IF NOT ON A TELEVISED SHOW THEN TO SHOW SOLIDARITY
 
OF SOLID EVIDENCE IN PRESENCE...........
THEN THE PRESENCE OF MIND IN ABSENTIA IS STILL
 
 
NOT A DNA TEST THAT CAN BE PROVED BEYOND THE FEASIBILITY OF FALLIBILITY INDEX OF FALSIFICATION FOR FAKE JUSTIFICATION AND SO ONTO THE CASE WHERE THE LAW IS NOT THE LAST RESORT OF...........
THE LAST RESORT OF.........
 
 
TORT?
 
OR RETORT?
 
IN WHICH THE CRUCIBLE OF THE CRUCIAL EVIDENCE OF AVOIDANCE OR EVASION OF OBVIOUS SENSE NOT SO COMMON AS TO CALL IT COMMON SENSE THAT WOULD MAKE THE SCIENTISTS SIT THE SAME EXAMS AS THE EVANGELISTS AS THE EVER SO OBVIOUS LACK OF EVIDENCE IN PROVIDENCE THAT HASN'T PROVIDED FOR ALL OF HUMANITY THE SAME PROVISION BASKET OF FOOD AS THE PROVERBIAL PROVIDENT FUND OF THE PROVIDED THERE IS NO OTHER EVIDENCE THAT WOULD SHOW UP IN THE SUBSEQUENT QUESTS FOR THE QUARKS WHICH WOULD PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE PROS AND ANTIS ARE NOT SO PROFICIENT AT PROFESSING A PROVEN CRAVEN CLEAVAGE IN THE SYSTEM TO PROVIDE THE DIVIDE AND RULE POLICY THAT WOULD RULE THE DIVIDED WITH A DIVIDEND TILL THE DIVINE WILL ACTUALLY END THE JURISPRUDENCE ...........
 
 
OF PRUDENCE TAKING A PRECEDENCE OVER..........
 
 
THE PRECEDENT SET UP BY THE ANTECEDENT COURT CASES HEARD?
 
WITHOUT THE ANCESTORS UPPING THE ANTE AS HOW THEY WERE PREDECEASED BY THE PROVISIONS OF LAW THAT CAN ACTUALLY ISSUE FAKE BIRTH AND DEATH CERTIFICATES IN A CASE CALLED:
 
REGULARIZATION?
AND.........
 
THE REGULARS ARE THE SAME ROGUES WHO STILL END UP REGULATING THE LAWS WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING WHAT THE REGIS IS!
 
 
WHAT! BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD.
 
SO WHODUNIT IS NOT THE CASE IN CASE WHATDUN MUST BE IN!
 
WHEN THE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE IN THEN IT WILL BE DONE FOR!
 
AND TILL THAT IS DONE NOTHING WILL GET DONE!
 
DONE?
 
IS THAT A DEAL!
 
THAT IS NOT WHAT THE DECKS OF CARDS HAVING A GOOD SHOW OF HAND WILL SHOW AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN SHUFFLED BUT
 
LEGER DE MAIN?
THEY WILL MAKE DEALS AND THEY WILL MAKE MEALS MAKE DEALS AND AUCTION DINNER PLATES OF PLASTIC WRAPPED CHICKEN LEGS BUT WHAT'S THE
 
 
BIG DEAL?
 
PASS!
 
THEY WILL NOT PASS--
 
 ON THE BUCK!
 
AH!
 
THAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE!
 
THE BUCK STOPS HERE!
 
THE FILCHING FROM THE FOLK, THE REAL MILCH COW OF FLEECING THE FOLKLORE IS JUST THAT!
 
 
THE BUCK--- THE STOLEN--- BUCK STOPS HERE!
 
 
SO BUCK UP FOLKS!
 
IT AIN'T ALL THAT DISMAL!
 
DISMISSAL IS AT HAND!
 
LEGER DE MAIN!
 
IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
 
DON'T FORK UP!
 
THE DOSH?
 
OH THE CASH STARVED POLITICOS CAN CARVE UP THE PLASTIC CHICKEN BUT THEY CAN JUST AS WELL RETCH ON EMPTY!
 
 
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REACH OUT TO THE FOLK?
OH NO THE FOLK HAVE WISENED UP TO THE WIZZENED BIT OF SKULLDUGGERY!
 
THE FOLK WON'T FORK UP ON AUCTIONED PLATES IN CHARITY NOR TAKE ANY ACTION ON WARPED TWISTED WAVEBANDS SOLD OFF TO BANDITS WHO BAND IT UP LIKE BANDITS AND MAKE SOP OPERAS LIKE BAND-AIDS AND BANDS IN AID OF AIDS CAN.......
ACTUALLY DELIVER ..........
 
WHAT THE STOCK TOOK OUT?
 
TOUCHE!
 
 
IF THE STORK BROUGHT IT IN THEN NO AMOUNT OF DNA TESTING OR FINGERPRINTING CAN FRIGHTEN THE PUNTERS INTO...........
 
FAKE ALLEGIANCE WITH PARCELS?
 
 
OR FAKE A FALSE EVIDENCE OF...........
 
INVOKING CONSENSUAL PRIVATE CLAUSES THAT.........
 
 
SPEAK LIKE PRIESTHOOD OF TRUE CONFESSIONS.............
 
 
THAT KEEP THE TILLS RINGING AT ............
 
 
THE LONGEST RUNNING FUEL OF ATTRITION.............
 
 
ATWEEN THE.........
 
FLINTSTONES
SINCE
FLINTSTONES
WEREN'T
CARTOONED?
 
AND DOOMED
TO GLOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY
 
PREVARICATION
OF
FABRICATION
 
THEN FELL AN IMPRECATION LIKE AN IMPRESSION OF AN APPLE APP THAT NEED NOT APPLY LIKE A GAMESETANDMATCH
CATCH-22 SITCOM FOR THE GEEKDOM OF FREE STUDY PACKAGES ON TABLETS NOT MEANT FOR MOSES FOR WHOM NO CATCHPHRASE WAS CATCHY ENOUGH TO CATCH ALL THE SINNNERS INTO TEN THOU SHALT NOTS ABIDE IN HIDING IN---
 
CHARITY!
 
SO THE CHAIR MUST AIR ABOUT WHERE THE PROFITMAKING ENTERPRISES FOR THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE AND THE SURPRISE SURPRISE SUPER DUPER NOBEL DYNAMITE PRIZES GET TAXED IN EVERY COUNTRY IN A DOUBLE TAXATION NO AVOIDANCE ON EVASION SCHEME TILL EVERY COUNTRY FOR EVERY BIT OF HUMANITY GOES ENTIRELY--
 
TAX FREE!
 
AND WITH IT?
 
A  TEAPLANT IN A POT?
 
WHAT? A CUPPA FROM A HOT POT?
 
NO! A TEA PLANT IN A POTTED PLANTER!
 
THE EAST INDIA CO. CAN'T HAVE MONOPOLY MONEY MULTIPLIER RIGHTS TO THAT!
 
 
SO TILL THAT DAY THE EAST INDIA CO. CAN BE SIMPLY GASPING FOR A CUPPA!
 
 
AND WHAT'S WITH THE NATIONAL DRINK LABEL?
 
THAT'S WHAT!
 
THE LABEL IS ANOTHER WAY OF MAKING INTO LIBEL A LAW THAT IS ITSELF A LIBEL TO LIBERTY!
 
AH! AD LIBBING THE LIP SYNCHing is not a sin that wasn't lip LISPed to.........
 
 
THE TABLET?
 
TOUCHE!
 
So if the PINCUS pill can separate this from NOT THAT, THEN SURELY THE TASTEBUDS CAN BE SEPARATED FROM FOOD FOR LIFE, AND METAPHORED INTO FOOD FOR THOUGHT?
 
WHAT?
HOW CAN THAT BE BOUGHT?
OR SOLD?
 
PRECISELY.
 
THE IMPRESSION OF IMPRECISION CANNOT BE LABELED!
 
SO THERE IS NO NEED TO LABEL EVERY HUMAN AS FOR THIS OR NOT FOR THAT AND SO ON TILL THERE IS NO PLACE TO STICK THE LABELS TO.........
 
OR SELL ADVERTISING SPACE TO!
 
THEY ARE SO SPACED OUT THEY WOULD EVEN SELL SPACE TO KEEP APACE WITH
 
WHAT?
 
CARAPACE?
 
THE SNAIL'S CARAPACE WAS SO SPACED OUT IN THE CARTOON THAT TILL ONE READ THAT IT WAS A SNAIL IT WAS SNAILPACED RECOGNITION THAT WENT INTO INCOGNITO DISFUNCTION AS TO SEEM AS IF..............
 
 
THE CARTOONIST NEEDED AN IMPRESSIONIST TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON WHAT WAS OBVIOUSLY...........
 
SO OBLIVIOUS OF THE FACT THAT THE WHIP...........
 
THE PIECE OF MACHINATION OF THE MACHIEVELLIAN MIND THAT KEEPS MACHINATIONS OF THE MASSES from MASS COPYING from the exit polls that copied from the COPY THE ADVERTISERS WROTE INTO PAID NEWS DID NOT REALLY PAY OFF?
 
NO! NOT AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR YET ANOTHER GAIN THAT'S JUST GAINSAYING THE GAIN BUT THE MAIN POINT MISSED IS HOW THE WHIP THAT THE PARTY BRANDISHES AS THE S&M symbology is just saying the whole thing in terrific shorthand!
 
 
THE HAND PARTY HAS IT IN HAND AND THAT IS THE SHORT OF IT. THE LONG ARM OF LAW CAN JUST GAWK AT IT IN AWE AND NOT DO A THINGABOUTIT AND THAT'S THE ROUNDABOUTIT!
 
 
ROUND AND ROUND THE BUNBERRYING?
 
OH!ENDLESS ROUNDS OF THE SAME BOUNDERS AND THAT TOO PARTITION BOUNDERS BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES MAKING IT TO THE PODIUM IS JUST THE OPPROBRIUM OF THE LAUDANUM AND OPIUM THAT DID NOT MAKE BAUDELAIRE JUST WRITE AS BADLY AS THAT BUT.......
 
THE HUES?
 
TONAL PATCHES?
 
CATCH THE DIFFERENCE IN THE LUMINOSITY OF THE INTENSITY OF COLOUR AND STILL THEGREYMENINGREYSUITSINBRUSSELS
 
WILL NOT STOP
 
BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH?
 
ABOUT THE HUSH HUSH?
 
POWER OF.........
 
MAKING MONEY?
 
WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY?
TOUCHE!
 
THAT IS HOW GREYMENINGREYSUITSINBRUSSELS GET BY WITHOUT ACTUALLY GETTING A THING DONE ABOUT.............
 
 
SPENDING A PENNY?
 
ABOUT PENNYPINCHING WISENESS OF AUSTERITY MEASURES THAT WILL SET A MATCH TO THE MATCHPOINT OF WHETHER SPENDTHRIFT IS BETTER THAN THRIFT TO SPENDING IT AHEAD OF THE ROYAL POST WHICH WILL JUST ROYALLY RIP IT OFF IN ANY CASE AS THE ROYAL RIP OFF OR.............
HOW MANY WAYS YOU CAN MAKE IMPRECATIONS ON THE PEOPLE WITHOUT ACTUALLY IMPRESSING THEM WITH THE IMPRECISION WITH WHICH MATTERS AND ALMA MATERS AND ALTARS HAVE MADE GREY AREAS OUT OF WHAT'S THAT JAMES, NOT BOND, E L FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, OR WHAT YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY READ OUT AT PRIME TIME ON BLACK AND WHITE TELLY BECAUSE............
 
DELI BELLY AIN'T................
 
BELLICOSE ENOUGH TO..........
 
ACTUALLY BELCH AFTER A GOOD............
 
MEAL?
 
AFTER A GOOD BENAMI DEAL!
 
NUKE PUKE DEAL!
 
SO WHAT
WAS
THE "HUE"
AND
"CRY"
ABOUT?
 
TOUCHE!
 
GREY AREA OF LAW!
 
NEEDS
 
ILLUMINATIONS?
 
RIMBAUD'S RUMINATIONS?
 
OH! THEY SHUFFLE THE LOT THIS WAY AND THAT AND STILL THEY AIN'T DONE WITH ARTHURING IT THE WAY...
 
ARTHUR THE AUTHOR RIMBAUD IT?
 
THAT'S THE POINT ABOUT BUMPING OFF THE FELLOW SO THAT THE BIG LOOT CAN HAVE A
 
LOTTERY WIN!
 
OR DUCK THE ISSUE?
 
AS TO HOW THE DUCK WALKED OFF WITH THE LOTTERY?
 
TOUCHE!
 
SO THE RAFFLE SHOW THAT CAN AGAIN AUCTION OFF THE SAME AFFECTATION AGAIN AND AGAIN TWISTING THE SAME BANDWIDTH TO ACCOMMODATE MORE AND MORE CHANNELS AND PARK THE PROCEEDS IN CHANNEL ISLANDS AND............
 
 
NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THE SAME AS THE RIGHT OF EVERY COUNTRY TO..........
 
 
MAKE IT TAX FREE FOR EVERY CITIZEN..........
 
 
WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE THE SAME POWER OF NOT PENNYPINCHING BUT BECOMING NOT SPENDTHRIFT EITHER...........
 
 
BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD BE ANYBETTEROFFTHANANYOTHER
 
 
AND ANYWHICHWAYITWASDONE IF THECRIMEWASPUNISHEDTHECRIMINAL CAN'T GET BACK TO IT!
 
AND THAT IS IT.
 
STOP THE CRIME.
NOT CATCH THE CRIMINAL.
 
 
BECAUSE THE CATSPAW IS JUST A MEANS TO THE MEANMINDED THING
 
CALLED:
 
THE WHIP!
THEPARTYWHIP
 
THAT CRACKS THE DEMOCRACY INTO A CRACKPOT STATEBEINGLOOTEDBYTHESAMEMOB!
 
AND NOT DOING THE JOB?
 
OH NO! THEY SEAL UP THE GOBS OF THE MOB WITH CLAUSES LIKE CONTEMPT LAWS AND............
 
AND...........
 
AND.............
 
 
AND..........
 
 
NOT DO THE JOB!
 
BHOJAN MUFTH?
OH YES. SANSAD BHAVAN BHOJAN MUFTH?
 
EVEN FOR SLEUTHS IN MUFTI?
 
OH AYE. EVEN MUTKAKULFI!
 
AH! THE MUTTS MUST SURELY FIND THAT COOL!
 
IS THAT A PUN OR IS THAT A PUN!
 
SUKOON HI SUKOON CRYING KHOON OF KHANDAAN?
 
AND COLLECTING THE KICKBACKS?
 
AH! DAAN WITHOUT DHYAAN IS LIKE CHARITY WITHOUT PASSING ON THE MONEY!
 
 
WHICH IS WHAT LAND FOR THE LANDLESS, FOOD FOR THE FOLKS WHO DON'T USE FORKS AND THOSE WHO FORK OUT A FORTUNE FOR THE FORTUNE COOKIES ARE ALL ABOUT!
 
HOW TO SPEND A FORTUNE FOR A TUNE?
 
SUNG AT THE REDFORT?
WHO EARNS THE COPYRIGHT ROYALTY FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEMS OF THE PARTITIONED PIECES OF THE SUBCONTINENT?
 
SUB JUDICE!
WHAT?
 
CONTEMPT LAWS!
 
AH!
 
LIPSEAL!
 
DID THAT SEAL THE DEAL?
 
OVER THE NUKE PUKE DEAL?
 
BIG DEAL!
ZIPSEAL!
 
OH! THEY ZIPPED IT UP AND LIP SYNCHed they way into PARTICLE PIECES DID THEY?
 
OH NO THEY WEREN'T PARTICULAR ABOUT WHICH PIECES THEY WERE GOING TO PASS ON AND WHICH PIECES THEY WOULD USE AS PIECERS FOR THE PINCER DEALS LATER BUT PIECE BY PIECE IT IS.........
 
 
FALLING TO PIECES!
 
FALLING TO PIECES?
 
'PATTERNS
FALL INTO PATTERNS
LIKE SETPIECE PATTERNS
THEY FALL A PART
TO SETPIECE PATTERNS
TO FALL APART
TO SETPIECE PATTERNS.'
 
AND EACH PIECE OF DNA STRANDING IS PATENTED?
 
PATENTLY IT IS A FALSEHOOD THAT CAN STILL BE PATENTED LIKE LIFEBITS THAT CAN BE PIECED TOGETHER IF ONLY
 
THE PATCHWORK TEST OF THE PATCH CAN MATCH UP WITH
 
 
THE SWATCH!
 
THAT'S SO--
 
C U C K O O !
 
K U K K O O ?
 
PUKE!

EMERGENCE INDIA!