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AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
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AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
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USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

The "advanced" civilisations have supposedly written DEATH PENALTY OFF THEIR STATUTES. CONSIDERING THEIR STATUTES AIN'T WRITTEN, AND THE HEADS OF STATES ARE SOME ANTIDIVUDELIAN COLONISATIONS WHERE THE KINDOMS DON'T HAVE REIGNING KINGS OR THE FEMALE EQUIVALENTS, THE WHOLE dramaturgy is very equivocal about how MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH BUMPS OFF THE LOT OF THEM, FROM DAG HAMMERSKOLD TO OLAF PALME TO RAJIV GANDHI AND THEI NDIAN SUBCONTINENT, IN THE COLD COUNTRIES SUMMERBREAKS has to break out into a sweat over how the DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SO CALLED RAJIV GANDHI KILLERS GOT A FRESH LEASE OF "DO IT AND BE DAMNED' FROM THE COMPUTER CLONOLOGY OF CYBORGS!
 
SO THE HEADLESS STATE OF INDIA HAS THE SO CALLED TITULAR HEAD OF STATE OF THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA sign with grteat haste the so called hand written resignation of the cyborg JUDGE SEN, SEATED BY THE NORTHLIGHT WINDOW WAVING HIS HANDS WITH GLORIOUS ABANDON IN THE RAJYA SABHA SHOW OF IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS WHICH PROCEEDED WITH THE DIRTY TRICKERY AND BEFORE THE SO CALLED HOUSE OF ELECTABLES, SET OUT TO CHEW HIM UP AND EAT HIM OUT AT THE BEHEST OF THE C-CUBED, THE CAUCASIAN CONVERTED CHRISTIAN CANNIBALS behest, to show EAT INDIA CO, THAT THE EAST INDIA. COI IS ALIVE AND KICKED OUT TOSET UP THE ADB ASIAN WING LEND A HORRENDOUS SUM FOR A HUMONGUS ACCRETION OF INTEREST AND PRINCIPLE FOR SO CALLED SECURITY FOR the rail services, when INDIA BY THE VERY BOAST OF THE HEAD OF STATE UNELECTED IS DOING A CHEWSY JUICY NEAR TEN PERCENT GROWTH RATE AND CROWING ABOUT IT FROM ROOFTOPS TILL THE WHOLE CAPONY OF LIES FALLS LIKE AN INDIAN MONSOON ON THE MONSOON SESSION OF INDIAN PARLIAMENT IN SESSION, SHORTENED SESSION WITHOUT SEN HAVING HIS SECOND HALF OF THE SHOW, because the C-CUBED CHICKENED OUT AND THE ONES LEFT HERE TO NOT RULE THE ROOST AND ALSO CROW FROM THE ROOFTOPS, but the ones who don't have  rulebook to throw at the one who ain't ruling well the SMALL SCREEN TELEVISION SHOW OF SHAM SHOW OF PARLIANENTARY DEMOCRACY haven't got to actually show him the door because, he showed himself off!
 
AS IF IT WERE VALID!
 
IF THAT WERE VALID then if the ones on DEATHROW FOR RAJIV GANDHI'S FAKED DEATH SENTENCE TO BE DONE TO DEATH BY THE STATE MACHINERY WILL THEY IF THEY SAY THEY CAN'T WAIT THE EIGHT WEEK extended suspension would want to hang themselves in the interegnum will the reigndom doom them to their death done by their own hands and hand them their ropes and gallows?
 
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
 
IF THEY CAN'T DO THAT, THEN THEY COULDN
T HAVE JUSTICE SEN WEARING-- HERRINGS, NOT RED HERRINGS DRAGGED IN BY THE REDS INTO THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDS BUT-- HER RINGS, LIKE HE WAS DRAGGED IN LIKE A DOPEY MOPEY UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE LEGISLATURE AND THE JUDICIARY THE SO CALLED LAWMAKERS AND THE LAW MAKERS THE ONES WHO IMPLE MENT THE LAWS THE ONE WHO DON'T IMPLEMENT THE LAWS WRITE FOR THEM, WITH THE EXECUTIVE PLAYING THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE BUT NOT BEING THE EXECUTIONER!
 
For those under the rather mistkane belief that it is a HOT BUTTON TOPIC of recent vintage, here's going back to IST CENTURY B.C.!
 
WHEN THE KING HIMSELF PENNED THE DRAMATURGY!
 
THOUGH THE KING WAS NOT ALSO THE EXECUTIONER AND MAYBE THOSE WHO BELIEVE THE DEATH SENTENCE SHOULD BE ON THE STATUTE TO FRIGHTEN THE WITS OUT OF THE WHOSOEVER MIGHT THINK THEY CAN GETAWAY WITH BED AND BREAKY AT THE STATE'S SON-IN-LAW, STATE KA DAMAAD KA STATION, CAN TAKE THEIR PLAYSTATIONS TO THE VIDEOGAMES DUMP AND THUMP THEIR THUMBALLS A Rotund of robotics till the joysticks well stick where the joy doesn't stick!
 
SO THE ONES WHO BELIEVE THE STICK OF STICKING THE DEATH SENTENCE IN THE STATUTE WILL KEEP THE HARMBUGGERS ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW, can also CROW THAT THE KING OR THE WHOSOEVER IS THE HEAD OF THE STATE AS A PUPPET MUST ACTUALLY PULL THE STRINGS!
 
IN THIS CASE: THE HANGMAN'S ROPE!
 
THERE CAN'T BE A PRETENDED PAUSE OF MERCY PETITION FOR THE PUNTER IF THEY AIN'T GOING THE WHOLE WAY AND HANGING IT ALL OUT WITH THE GALLOWS HUMOUR GOING ALL THE WAY!
 
GET IT?
 
EITHER THEY DO IT, OR EVERYONE ELSE AIN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT!
 
NOT AHINTA
NOT GOHA
 
AND HERE'S THE KING SHUDRAKA'S PLAYPIECE FROM THE FIRST CENTURY B.C.:
 
FiIRST EXECUTIONER:  It's your turn todaym AHINTA.
SECOND EXECUTIONER: No it's yours, GOHA.
F,E: Let's see. Ah, yes. Well,  lets wait a little.  There's no hurry.
S.E: Why?
F,El Well,  ny father once said to me "Goha, a kind hearted man might come along and buy his freedom [ASDIE: THAT IS IF THE SAID PUNTER CAN WIN THE OTHER PUNTER SOME GENERAL ELECTION THROUGH VOTE RIGGING OR SOME SUCH CHICANERY THE ONES RUNNING AROUND LIKE HEADLESS CHICKEN CAN'T BUT CHICKEN OUT OF DOING].  You never know. A son might be born to the king, and a general pardon proclaimed. [ASIDE: ONLY THING CHANGED NOW, IS THAT THEY GIVE OUT THOSE FUNNY EIMPIRE AWARDS! CBE, MBE AND THE REST OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE AWARDS OR THOSE FUNNY NOBEL DYNAMITE PRICES WITH A SUBSIDY ON MARMITE PROCESSED FOOD TINNING AND CANNING BRANDED STUFF!!] An elephant might break loose and the lucky beggar might escape. [WOW!  MUSHTHI HI MUSTHI: AN E\LEPHANT ON HORMONAL HIGHS AND THE MUSH MUSH TOPIC OF HOW MUSTI BEGGARLY BITS THE LUCKY BEGGAR GETS? ICK! THAT'S CHEAP TACTICS!]  You never know. [NO EVERYONE IS SUCH A NUMBSKULL THEY HAVEN'T COTTONED ON YET: THAT INSURANCE AND WINKLING INSURANCE SUMS OUT OF INSURANCE AND BETTING AND HEDGE FUNDS AND FUTURES TRADINGS AIN'T CORRUPTION LIKE HEALTH INSURANCE EATING UP THE EXCHEQUER WITHOUT ACTUALLY DELIVERING THE HEAL TO THE COMMON WEAL! OH IT WILL TAKE A while for the cottonbuds to soak up the earplugs but they will winkle it out in the twinkling of an eye which it took the PRESDIDENT TO SIGN THE DEATH WARRANTS AND ALSO THE ESCAPE AVENUE FOR THE JUDGERY JUGGLERY!] THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A NEW KING [VOILA! THE KING IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING! WHAT A LINEAGE! THAT!!!! OR A GENDER SWITCH IN THE LINES THERE TO KEEP THE LINE STICKING TO THE SAME LINEAGE! WAH!] come to the throne and all the prisoners set free. [IN A FREE FOR ALL? SO THEY CAN ALL BE SEATED AS PARLIAMENTARIANS? PAH!] That's what he said. That's why I NEVER HURRY.'
 
SO GOHA DID NOT GO FOR THE GALLOWS WITHOUT A GOOD GUFFOW THAT SOME GULLIBLE GOONDA WILL COME ALONG AND .........
 
SAY: STAND DOWN!
 

NO! THEY ARE ALL BEING:
 
STOOD UP!
 
THEY DID NOT STAND.
 
SO THEY CANNOT BE MADE TO STAND DOWN!
 
THEY NEVER UNDERSTOOD!
 
THE UNDERHAND DEAL THEY HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH!
 
THEY DID NOT REALLY STAND.
 
SO THEY CANNOT REALLY STEP DOWN.
 
NOR COULD SENhalfsessionalSEN HAVE IN ANY SENSE OF HOUSE!
 
WITHOUT BRINGING THE HOUSE DOWN!
 

They can't commute what ain't been committed.
So THE CAMERA THAT WAS FOUND SHOCKINGLY TAKING THE SHOCK OF THE RAJIV GANDHI BUMP OFF LIKE A ROCKSOLID BIT OF FAKED EVIDENCE MUST BE ANSWERED FOR!
 
FIRST.
 
BEFORE THE FIRST EXECUTIONER IS APPOINTED TO TALK AROUND THE HANGING TIME WITH THE SECOND EXECUTIONER.
 
AND AS ALL GOVERNMENT SARKARI NAUKRI APPOINTMENTS have to filled out in TRIPLICATE the FAKE SHOW CAN TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE to ask how come OLAF PALME AT THE CINEMA OR WAS IT LIVE THEATRE did not have such a simulacra of SIMULATED IF NOT SYNCRONICITY
THEN SURELY
SIN CRONY CITY
make such a coincidence seem like a.......
 
SIXTY FOUR CRORE QUESTION THE BOFORS NEVER ANSWERED TO?
 
SO LIKE THAT EVER SO RESPECTABLE SWEDISH UNIFORM CALLED SOMETHING POLICEMAN KEEPS SAYING IN THE MEDIA ONCE IN A DECADE WHENEVER THE WEST FINDS IT CONVENIENT TO PRESS THAT HOT BUTTONl
 
DID THE COURT ASK THE WIFE AS WITNESS TO SAY A WORD?
 
NO?
 
 THEN HOW COME THE WIFE CAN WRITE TO THE AUTHORITIES TO COMMUTE THE DEATH SENTENCE OF NALINI ONE HALF OF THE PARENTHOOD BECAUSE OF A GENDER BIAS IN JUSTICE DELIVERY SYSTEM?
BATHETIC!
AND HOW COME IT WAS DONE SO?
 
BATHETIC!
AND AS IF THE DOUBLE BATHOS OF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH IN LAW AND JUSTICE, HOW COME THE FAMILY THAT GOT TO HAVE ALL THE GOVERNMENTAL GOODIES GOING TO THEMSELVES AFTER THE FAKE BUMP OFF OF RAJIV GANDHI NOT QUESTIONED ONCE IN ALL THIS TIME BY THE LAW OF THE LAND?
 
Q.E.D.
 
AND THAT VERY WOMAN HAD THE WORDS PUT INTO THE MOUTH AS TO WHO WOULD BE NAMED THE PARTY'S CHOICE FOR THE PRESIDENT.
 
AND THAT VERY WOMAN WHO WAS MADE THE PRESIDENT WAS THE ONE WHO SIGNED THE DEATH WARRANT.
 
AND THAT VERY WOMAN WHO WAS MADE THE PRESIDENT WAS THE ONE WHO SIGNED THE ACCEPTANCE LETTER OF THE SENhalfsesssionalSEN hand written and sent with SUCH POSTEHASTE THAT THE POST OF PRESIDENT HAS ITSELF BECOME UNTENABLE!
 
BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO A BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN ALL THE MINISTERIES AND IT WAS SO FAST AND FURIOUS THAT IT WAS EXACTLY THAT!
A FAST ONE PULLED ON THE NATION.
 
WHICH MUST NOW HAVE A FREE FOR ALL!
 
AND SO THE PRESIDENTIAL DEATH WARRANT CAN BE SET FREE!
 
AND IT IS TIME FOR A NEW--DISPENSATION?
 
OH THAT CAN BE DISPENSED WITH BECAUSE ....
 
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DAG HAMMERSKOLD WITH THAT SILLY BOOK CALLED MUSINGS FOUND AFTER HE WAS MADE TO DISAPPEAR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF.......
 
AN APPARITION OF..
 
AN APPLE APP?
 
WELL HE DID NOT APPLY FOR THE POST OF .......
 
AH! ELECTABLE UNITED NATIONS HEAD SO........
 
AS IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND:
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
 
WHAT?
 
THAT'S WHAT!
 
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS:
 
CREDIBLE EVIDENCE WHEN THE CREDO OF THE CRY GOES:
 
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
 
CRUDE CREED?
 
NEVER MIND THE CRUDITES IT IS SERVED WITH ON A SILVER PLATTER WITH THE SEVERED HEAD AND DIPS...
 
WITH OR WITHOUT TIPS TO THE WAITERS.........
 
THE WAIT STATES.......
 
THE WAIT STATES.........
 
 
ARE KILLING ENOUGH.
 
ENOUGH SAID!
 
KILLING! BY THE STATE IS CRUEL ENOUGH WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE IT STATED BY THE STATE THAT THE WAIT STATES ARE KILLING ENOUGH.
 
TOUGH!
 
TOUGH?
 
THEY ARE SO TOUGHENED UP THAT THE PACHYDERMY OF THEIR PATINA OF PUT ON PAT ON THE BACK AND I'LL PAT YOU RIGHT BACK, IN A BACK TO BACK, BILL BROUGHT BILL AFTER BILL AFTER BILL...
 
WILL MAKE THEM ILL?
 
WELL THEY ARE ILL EQUIPPED FOR THE TASK SO THE PARTY WHIP WILL WHIP THEM OUT TO DO THE DIRTY!
 
 
AH! AND THE WHIPPED CREAM WILL CREAM AWAY ALL THE CREAMY STUFF AND.......
 
THE CHESHIRE CAT GOT THAT FUNNY SMUG MUG PLASTERED ON LIKE.........
 
THE CAT GOT THE TONGUE?
TONGUE IN CHEEK!
THE ONES WHO SPORT TONSURED HEADS AFTER THE FUNERARY WILL COME INTO TONS FOR SURE.
 
TONSURE?
TON SURE.
AND THAT IS WHY ONLY ONE IN THREE GENERATIONS MUST HAVE ONLY ONE SESSION AT THE BUSINESS OF PLAYING POLITICS.
 
ANOTHER BILL?
OH SURE THAT TOO THEY WILL KILL.
 
FOR SURE?
 
OR TONSURE THE ONE WHO THROWS THAT TON AT THEM FOR SURE!
 
SO?
 
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR A WHOLE SESSION AND THEY ARE STILL SHOWING OFF INSTEAD OF SHOOTING FOR THE SMALL SCREEN THAT THEY WILL TAKE A TOUGH CALL AND DO A:
 
STAND DOWN!

EMERGENCE INDIA!