JAWS?
DID BENCHLEY REALLY WRITE THAT?
OR WILL THE BENCH DECIDE ON THAT?
THAT'S THAT!
HITCH 22 WAS NO DOUBT A TWINKLE IN THE EYE OF AN
EYE'S SPY
WHO WILL
NO DOUBT
NOT WHO BUT WHAT
HOKAY
WHAT WILL
NOT
DOCTOR WHO
WILL
HITCH HIS WAG ONTO ANOTHER BANDWAGON
AND THE SPOOK PLANTED STORIES WILL CONTINUE...
FROM
BULGHARS
TO
BULGAR
AND
THE BULGE
IN THE MIDDLE
WILL NOT BUDGE!
LIKE THE BUDGET?
LIKE THE BUDGET!
THAT simply ain't ON BUDGET!
SO THE TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND CRORE LEGAL SECURITY FOR FOOD BILL WILL BE PASSED BY THE ILLEGIT PREMIER!
POSTE HASTE!
SANS WASTE!!
GIVE OR TAKE A FAST?
PULLED OFF BY THE FASTING FAKER?
OH THE FAKIR THAT WAS HALF NAKED NO DOUBT DID NOT EARN A NICKLE BUT BY JOLLY HE GOT HIS MUGSHOT ON EVERY
BIT OF MONEY!
SO, they can get a GLAZED LOOK GOING GAGA allround or all may yet be run aground
BUT
GROUNDED
IN REALITY?
WAS
GROUND ZERO?
TOUCHE!
TWAS NOT REALITY!
JUST REAL ESTATE
AH! L'ETAT D'ECLAT HAS NOT YET REVEALED THE NAMES NOR PAID THE COPYRIGHT ROYALTIES TO
THE ones who HAD THE CAMERAS CAPTURING THE MOMENT OF THE GREAT COLLAPSE!
AND THERE IN LIES THE RUB!
NOT THE RUB A DUBBED MYSTERY BUT THE HISTORY THAT WASN'T!
HISTRIONICS
ON
ELECTRONICS
ON
TOXIC SONICS?
TOUCHE!
WHEN THE FOOD POISONING FROM MONOCROPPING MONOPOLYSING OVER THE ENTIRE CARBS NOT AS IN CARBONS BUT AS IN
FORCE FED CARBOHYDRATES HITS THE LIABILITY LAWS oh la la....oh la la......WHAT'S THE LAW!
THAT'S THE LAW!
THE LAW WILL OPEN ! Oh la la oh la la.. the law will open IT'S JAWS!
AWE! THE SHOCK WAVE OF IT!
WILL THERE BE A tsunami of a POLITICAL WAVE?
OR A
JUDICIAL WAIVER?
wager that! the wag did not earn a lager on that!
THE LARGER PICTURE GETS THE LARGESSE AND THE CESS ON THE STATE THAT DOLES OUT THE LARGESSE WILL
SANS CESSE....
ENDLESS......
UNENDING......
LESS...AND LESS... AND LESS...
SO THE LESSER THE LAWS THE MORE!
MORE AS IN?
NORM!
IN
FORM!
NOT FILLING OUT FORMS!
BUT NORM!
AS IN NORMATIVE
AS IN NORMALITY
ETHICS
AND
ETHICALS
not the calculus of COLD HEARTED POLITICS OF ECONOMIC EICHMANNS WHO DON'T WIN ELECTIONS
BUT MAKE
OUTRAGES
OUTAGES
THAT IS SIMPLY OUT OF AGE!
AH! OUT!
CHUCK 'm OUT!
THE ENTIRE LOT! OF LAWS!
THE LAWS OFF!
THE FROTHERS!
OFF WITH THEIR OVERHEADS!
OH THE HEADS ARE HEADS OVER HEELS ARE THEY?
WELL THEY MUST BE HEELS IF THEY THINK THEY CAN HEAL WITH SUCH CHICANERY WHEN ALL THEY DO IS:
STEAL!
STEAL!!
AND
STEAL!!!
STEEL FRAME?
WHAT?
THE STEEL FRAME TELLS THEM WHAT TO STEAL?
WELL NO WONDER PHONETICS IS FULL OF SUCH AUDITORY TRICKS THAT THERE IS NOT TELLING WHERE THERE IS NO TELLING
AND THERE IS such TELLING OFF!
AH!
FROM THE WRITING ON THE WALL 1980)
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy objective
for at least the last 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish,
with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans
and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it's worked so well?
James Hacker: That's
all ancient history, surely.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up,
so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn't work. Now that we're inside we can make
a complete pig's breakfast of the whole thing: set the Germans against the French, the French against the Italians, the Italians
against the Dutch. The Foreign Office is terribly pleased; it's just like old times.
James Hacker: Surely we're
all committed to the European ideal.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister.
[laughs]
James Hacker:
If not, why are we pushing for an increase in the membership?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, for the same reason.
It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up. The more futile and
impotent it becomes.
James Hacker: What appalling cynicism.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it
diplomacy, Minister.
James Hacker: So when this next comes up at Question Time, you want me to tell Parliament
that it's *their* fault that the Civil Service is too big?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: But it's the truth, Minister.
James Hacker: I don't want the truth. I want something I can tell Parliament!
VOILA! LIKE THE TELEVISION DRAMATURGY IN THE COUNTRY OF THE 'MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY'
THE DOORDARSHAN WILL PLAY OUT A DUBBED VOMIT VERSION OF IT AND WHAT PASSES FOR PARLIAMENT CAN'T BE PASSED by the PARLIAMENT!
Because BY THE BY there BE AS IN ETRE AS IN BE THERE IS NO PARLIAMENT!
VOILA! NOBODY DOUBTS THE SINCERITY OF THE GOVERNMENT'S DUBBED VERSION BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE
NOW RUB THE EYES AND WIPE THE TEARS OF THE LAST LANGOTI IN THE LAST LOT OH DEAR WHAT A TERRIFIC TEAR JERKER
THE JERKS
BEGIN TO PULL IT OFF?
OH NO THEY WILL PULL IT OUT!
EYEBALL
FOR
EYEBALL!
TOUCHE!
THE TRPS WILL TRIP THEM TO A TAKE A TRIP UP...
THE HITCH YOUR WAG ON TO THE GALLERY?
NAH! THERE ARE NO PARLIAMENTARY TICKETS FOR COMPLIMENTARY PEOPLE'S PARTICIPATION IN THE PEOPLE'S PARLIAMENT
BECAUSE......
the PARTICLE SORRY NOT GOD PARTICLE OR GODFORSAKEN PARTICLE BUT THE PARTICULAR ARTICLE AH... THE PARTICULAR
ARTICLE.....
THE
ORIGINAL
ARTICLE
trails off to the HOME MINISTRY TRIAL ON TELEVISION GRABBING EYEBALL FOR EYEBALL AND THE ARTIFICE
OF THE ART OF GOVERNMENT IS BACK ON ICE!
AH! SKATING ON THIN ICE?
NAH! SCATHING COMMENTS FROM THE JUDICIARY WHICH WANTS TO APPLY IT'S OWN REMEDY ...
REMEMBER?
THE TEMPER?
TEMPING?
TAMPING DOWN?
TAMPERING
WITH EVIDENCE?
NO! NOT EVEN TEMPERING THE SPICES TO A FINE FLAVOUR WHERE THE TOP NOTES READ:
'et ne nous laissez pas succomber a la tentation.'
AINSI SOIT'IL!
SO BE IT!
SOBERING IT?
tentative?
get into the tent?
arab and the camel?
and camel ink?
oh TEMPTING BUT THEY ARE ONLY TEMPING ON THE TEMPER OF THE TIME FOR THE TIME BEING SO TIME NOT BEING PERFECT
TIMING THEY WILL BE PERFECTING IT AND TEMPING YET ANOTHER A MOVEABLE DEADLINE TO A DEADEND TILL THERE IS NO END TO THE DEADENING
DIN
DIN BARR DIN
BAR BAR BORING
AND THE PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN
BUT
THE WHITE SPIRIT
IS
NOT
MATERIAL OF SPIRIT WHICH HAS A MASS THAT CAN ENERGIZE A DEAD OXYMORON SUCH AS AN EINSTEINIAN EQUATION WITH
THE NEWTONIAN GRAVITY TOOKED OFF SO WHERE DID EINSTEIN TAKE OFF ON THAT STUPID SUNBEAM IN HIS SILLY DREAM WHEN........
LIGHT DOES NOT TRAVEL!
AND THE SUN DOES NOT MOVE!
AND THE MISSING MASS CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE CATHOLIC MASS BECAUSE THE CHURCH HAS PUT UP A BARRICADE ON THE
.....
AH!
AINSI SOIT'IL!
SOBERING IT?
WITH
THE HOLY SPIRIT?
SO THE SALE OF INDULGENCES CAN SET UP THE PARALLEL SHOP OF PROTESTANTISM INTO THE SCHISM AND STILL NOT SHOW
UP AS A LIRA NOR YET A PENNY ON THE "TAKE HOME" OF THE FIRST FAMILY OF HOLY FAITH SINCE THE TEAR JERKER SHOW STOPPER AT THE
GOLGOTHA AND FROM THE G TO G THAT IS
GANDHI
FROM
GOTHA
TO
GANDHI
TO
GOTHA
THAT
IS
THE
TWO G SPECTRUM
GOT A
SUB SWAMY?
SUBJECT TO THE SUBJECT SHOWING UP?
SUBJECT TO THE DISCRETION OF THE
SUMMONING?
AH!
SOBERING IT!