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THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
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ET tuMMY TUCK BRUTE!
DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

WHO MAKESTHE LAWS?
OF WHAT MAKE ARE THEY?
MANUFACTURED AS IN MADNESS?
OR METHOD ACTING?
Now that is a NO-BRAINER.
 
If it is THE LAW nobody can MAKE it!
IT IS THE LAW.
That is IT!
THE WHAT OF IT.
SO THE QUESTION IS NOT WHO BUT WHAT.
WHAT IS THE LAW.
NOT WHO MAKES THE LAW BUT WHAT IS THE LAW.
NEVER MIND THE MAKERS WHO EKE OUT A LAVISH LIFESTYLE out OF LEGALESE GEEZ! THE GEEZERS GUZZLE GAZILLIONS OF DOSH TO COME UP WITH SUCH TOSH!
 
In the LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE WHO MAKES THE LAWS?
GUFFAW!
DID THEY FIND THE GOD PARTICLE?
IN PARTICULAR?
WAS GOD PARTICULAR?
OR PARTIAL?
 
GOD PARTIAL?
AS IN PARTITIVE?
 
THAT'S THE SILLY POINT.
 
Adi [NOT THE PRIMORDIAL] but ADI SANKARACARYA in VIVEKACUDAMANI: crest of the JEWEL OF DISCRIMINATION [not as in THE CROWN JEWELS OR DIVIDE AND EARN DIVIDENDS WITHOUT RULING OR WITH ANY RULES]:
'I am the unbroken WHOLE
I am still the witness after everything else is DISSOLVED.'
 
Vive eka cudamani 494.
 
Now in WHAT LIKELIHOOD WOULD THE CERN QUEST FOR CLOSING SHOP NEXT YEAR, DEMAIN, THE DAY AFTER THE DAY OR SOME SUCH DAY WHEN THERE WILL BE NO SUCH DAY, IS NOT SIMPLY A CASE OF:
PROCRASTINATION?
CANAKYA, aka KAUTILYA WHO WROTE THE TOME CALLED ARTHASASTRA as KAUTILYA did not AS OF THEN TEACH THE OTHERS THE VALUE OF ZERO!
 
SO THE JEWS HAVING TO DO WITHOUT THE ZERO WHICH SPEEDED UP THE MATH LIKE NOTHING'S BUSINESS, HAD THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH UP IN ARMS OVER IT'S EUROPEAN INVASION THROUGH THE MOORS TO THE SPANISH CONQUERED PARTS AND FROM THERE THE SPANISH CONVQUERED THE NETHERLANDS AND THE HOLLANDERS AND THE FLEMISH well were colonlized by the SPANISH ROYALTY and they COLONIZED INDONESIA AND AT JAVA WHEN THEY WENT BUTCH OVER THE BRITISH OVER A CLUTCH OF CLOVES THE BRITS UFFED AND hooved off to BOMBAY TO SET UP THE EAST INDIA CO.
 
AND THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN SPICY ENOUGH FOR TRADE WHAT WITH HAVING BEEN TAUGHT THE ZERO, but they had to venture into the ZERO SUM GAME, when BRITISH LAW EDUCATION EQUIPPED MOHANDAS K. SET UP THE GANDHIGIRI IN DURBAN AFTER HE WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE TRAIN NOT FOR BEING IN POSSESSION OF A CLUTCH OF CLOVES BY THE DUTCH BUT FOR HAVING PAID FOR AND WAS IN PERFECT ON PERSON POSSESSION OF A PROPAH TRAIN TICKET FIRST CLASS AT THAT!
 
SO THE BRITISH SMARTING FROM THE DUTCH GOING BUTCH ON THEM AT JAVA INDONESIA OVER A CLUTCH OF CLOVES HAVING SET UP THE EAST INDIA CO. IN BOMBAY FOMENTED THE FIGUREHEAD TO TAKE ON THE DUTCH! WITH THE DANDA?
 
WELL THE DANDA MARCH AT DANDI WOULD COME LATER WHEN THE DUTCH TYPES NO DOUBT SET UP THE MAHATMA TO TAKE DOWN THE EMPIRE.
 
OF SUCH STUFF IS HISTRIONICS BEFORE THE TIME OF ELECTRONICS MADE INTO HISTORY. Where ONE COLONISED EUROPEAN TRIBE SETS UP A BENAMI benedictor if not a bene dictator OVER THE OTHER EUROCENTRICK TRIBE TILL THE CATHARS WOULD HAVE THE FAR FROM CATHOLIC PURGES END UP IN CALVINIST ADVENTURES AND YES VENTURE FUNDS INTO THE SECOND SIGHTINGS OF THE MAKER'S SON!
 
AND CHANUKIAH NOT CANAKYA OR MAYBE A CORRUPTION OF THE SAME LINGUISTIC TONGUE TWISTER HAVE THE MENORAH TOLD OF IN THE TORAH WHERE THE OLD TESTAMENT PEOPLE LIVED ON AND ON AND ON TO METHSELLAHIAN AGE TILL THE COLONISED ROMANISED CHRISTIAN USURPERS BROUGHT IT DOWN TO:
THREE SCORE AND TEN?
 
WELL OF SUCH STUFF IS RELIGIOUS FAITH BORN, WHERE THE TWO TEXTS DON'T EVEN HAVE THEIR SUMS ADDING UP TO A LIFETIME THAT CAN BE COUNTED WITH A ZERO WHICH WASN'T THERE AT THE TIME OF THE OLD TESTAMENT BUT GOT THERE BY THE TIME OF THE TEXTUALISATION OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.
 
SO WHEN THE CATHARS IN CATHOLIC PURGED CASTLELOMBRES THE CASTLE OF SHADOWS AT LANGUEDOC SHARE NOT THE SAME LANGUE AS THE CALVINISTS IN SWISSLAND CAN THE CERN TWO TEAMS COUNT THE SAME BEAM OF BLASTS at the so called THE  DATAFICATION OF THE EXPERIMENTATION arrive at the same DESTINATION?
 
WHEN A SYMBOL BECOMES NOT A METAPHOR BUT ENDS UP AS A SHAMBLE then the SCRAMBLE FOR SCIENTIFIC PROOF HAS THE SAME TONALITY OF TOTALITARIAN AUTHORITARIANISM AS THE ARTIFICE OF THE SCHISM ATWEEN FAITH MATTERS WHICH DEMAND FAITH BECAUSE OF THE FIAT OF THOSE WHO SPEAK IN THE name of the LAWS OF THE FATHERS and FINALITY IN THE NAME OF NAILING THE LAST BIT OF RUSTY WHATSITS [NUTS SCREWS AND BOLTS? AND THE SCANDIV COURT WANTS THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO ANSWER FICTIONAL CHARGES FRAMED BY A PROSECUTOR AS IF TWERE A JUDICIAL FIAT before even BOTHERING TO well BOTHER! THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE TO PAY FOR THE BOTHER AND SO PAYPAL CAN HAVE THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM OF JURY unleash it's FURY on the FELLA THAT FELL THE SECRET CABLES AS IF FROM THE HAGGIS BAD HAGGLING BARGAIN AND COULD IN FACT DO A PLEA BARGAIN, bah this is the sorry state of THE LAW AND JUDICIARY , SO THE WIMPS-- THAT IS THE WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS-- are all playing a game of one upmanship over the other, without the REAL BOTHER of having to do IT FOR REAL!
 
SO ENDEMOL'S REALITY SHOW DUTCHISH NO DOUBT DID NOT HAVE THE JOSEPH CONRAD'S AFRICAN SAGA OF COLONIALISM BEING BAD ON THE BREATH ANALYZER TEST OF BENEVOLENCE, BENEVOLENT PATERNALISM BEYOND HAVING TO TAKE THE PATERNITY TEST NOT PATENTED BY THE AMERICAN BILLIONAIRE WHO VENTER'ed it about a century after, WAS  Polish as was MIKLAUS KOPERNIK [Copernicus]  THE catholic PADRE and as was MARIE CURIE WHO WON TWO NOBEL DYNAMITE PRIZES FOR THE SCHISM SECTIONS OF PHYSICAL SCIENCES: PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY so the benami POLISH business kept the CRYPTO EMPIRE'S CRYPTS IN GOOD GOODS AND THE GODS TOO NO DOUBT SHOWERED THE GOD PARTICLES WITH PARTICULAR PARTIALITY WITHOUT FINALITY AND THE FETISH TO FIND THE ELUSIVE ELIDER TO THE FINISH ugantharam as per the MAYAN CALENDER APPARENTLY NO DOUBT WITHOUT ANY BLESSINGS FROM EITHER THE NON-POLISH POPE NOR THE CALVINISTS AND THE SCHISMS OF THE CHURCH TO SHOW THE DOOR TO THE ZERO AS IT ONCE DID WITH GREAT FIAT ONLY TO BE BEATEN INTO ACCEPTANCE BECAUSE OF MARKET ECONOMY OF TRADING EASE THAT CAME WITH THE ZERO AND THE ZERO SUM GAME OF MAD THAT IS NOT M.A.D. MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION BUT THE MUTUALLY ACCRETING DENOMIATIONS THAT DON'T MAKE TO THE FIRST FAMILY OF THE HOLY FAITH AH! WELL THE LUCRE HASN'T LOST IT'S LUSTRE OR THE QUEST FOR THE QUESTION that is not WHO MAKES THE LAWS BUT WHAT IS THE LAW.
PERIOD.
NOT WHAT MAKE IS THE LAW OR IS THE LAW MADE OF BUT WHAT IS "IS" AS IN PRESENT TENSE CONJUGATION OF THE VERB ETRE, TO BE.
 
and therein LIES THE RUB!
 
not the RUB A DUBBED MYSTERY IN A TUB THUMPING MAJORITY OF A FAKE PARLIAMENT SWIMMING WITH VERBAL ASSAULTS IN THE WELL OF THE HOUSE, but THE FACT THAT law PER SE, AND PAY PER SAY, has been about: precedent!
THE REMEDY THAT WAS RELEVANT SOME TIME WAY IN THE PAST IS APPLIED EVEN IF IT DOES NOT APPLY IN THE PRESENT CASE!
SO LIKE THE NEANDERTHALS WHO USED FLINT STONES TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CRANIUM TO LET OUT BLOODCLOTS THE ROBOTIC STEREOTACTIC UNMANNED REMOTE CONTROLLED HORRORS OF THE HUMONGOUSLY PAID FOR HOSPITALIZATION BILLS AND THE INSURANCE PREMIUMS PRECEDENT ON THAT THEREOF, ARE EXACTLY THAT!
 
NO BRAINERS!
WHAT IS NECESSARY IS:
A TOTAL BRAIN TRANSPLANT!
 

Not between the LAW LORDS AND THE LAW MAKERS LIKE THE LAWYER TURNED HOME MINISTER ARRAIGNED IN A CASE AS THE COMMERCE MINISTER IN THE 2-G SPECTRUM but not questioned in a court of law, NOT UNDER OATH, WHO TOOK ON LAWLERLY WORK BETWEEN THE JOBS WITHOUT BEING 'RESTED' well if the HOME MINISTER CAN MAKE THE LAWS CAN THE JUDGES NOT MAKE POLITICS?
 
THAT DRAMA WAS PLAYED OUT IN THE 'MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTRARY DEMOCRACY' OVER A MILLICENT INSPIRED PLANTED STORY IN THE PRESS that PLAYED TO THE GALLERY WITH GALLONS OF TEAR JERKING EPISODES, when on the d-day 27-1-1997 the home secy. [equivalent of home MINISTER WHO WILL PLAY OUT A SIMILACRA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!] through his counsel [CAN'T THE home MINISTER WHO WAS SOME ONE'S COUNSEL KEEP HIS OWN COUNSEL? and speak up IN HIS OWN VOICE?] SAID THEY WILL DECIDE ON THE JUDICIAL REMEDY!
 
NO MELORDS! THE MINISTER CALLED THE HOME SECY. WAS NOT READY to have  THE ROBES have recourse to the RIGHT REMEDY! HE WAS ABOUT TO REMEDY THAT!
SO THE JUNIOR MINISTER WAS THE MINION WHO HAD TO FACE THE LAW LORDS ALL FIVE OF THEM [HEARD OF THE PANCA YAT? have they? PANCHO KE MUKH SE? HAVE THEY? HAD THEIR SAY?] WELL FAKE FACE OFF WAS JUST THAT!
 
WENT INTO A FAST FADE FADE OUT?
 
 
THE POINT ABOUT SUCH DISPUTATIONS OF WHO ENDS UP IN THE ARBITRATION OUTSIDE THE COURT SETTLEMENTS OF ARBITRATION FOR A TIDY OR UNTIDY COMPROMISED SETTLEMENT AND WHO DISPUTES WITH THE IMPUTATED MOTIVES OF THE ENDLESS ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T STRIKE ON THE ONE POINT IN THE BALANCE SCALES THAT WOULD TIP IT TO PERFECT WEIGHTAGE ON EITHER SCALE WHICH IS THE POINT OF:
 
BEING EQUAL TO THE TASK!
 
AND BEING TAKEN TO THE TASK: EQUALLY!
 

So if the SPOOK PLANTED STORY IN THE PRESS ABOUT HOW THE ONE THAT WROTE 'THE MISSIONARY POSITION' JUST DROPPED DOWN DEAD ON THE DAY THE AMERICAN WAR IN IRAQ PACKED UP THE STANDARD, BEARER, WAITER AND WEIGHTAGE, AND SO ON, WAS THE SAME SPOOK WRITING FOR BOTH JOSEPH CONRAD AS WELL AS CHARLES DICKENS?
 
GOOD QUESTION!
 
VENTERING THE DNA BITS OF LINGUSITIC FORENSICS WILL NO DOUBT YEILD A MINEFILED CASELOADS ON THE LAW BUT WHAT OF THE CASE WHEN THERE WAS NOT EVEN A PIG OF IRON FLYING?
 
WHICH IS WHY THEY HAVE AN EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS:
PIGS MIGHT FLY!
 
In the PORK BARREL POLITICS OF PRESENT PARLIAMENT IN SESSION, THAT WOULD ABOUT SUM UP THE SUM TOTAL OF BILLS PASSED!
 
POST THE ON BOARD AVERMENT OF 'NO BODY CAN DOUBT THE SINCERITY OF THE GOVERNMENT......DRAB DRAG DRIP?
 
LOSING A GRIP ON REALITY IS NOT CALLED WISE?
WISE AFTER THE SHOCK LANDING OF HAVING A NEW HEAD OF AVIATION?
PIGS MIGHT FLY in the pork barrel of politics A VICE LIKE GRIP IS NOT CALLED:

 
 
JAWS?
 
DID BENCHLEY REALLY WRITE THAT?
 
OR WILL THE BENCH DECIDE ON THAT?
 
THAT'S THAT!
HITCH 22 WAS NO DOUBT A TWINKLE IN  THE EYE OF AN
EYE'S SPY 
WHO WILL
NO DOUBT
NOT WHO BUT WHAT
HOKAY
WHAT WILL
NOT
DOCTOR WHO
WILL
HITCH HIS WAG ONTO ANOTHER BANDWAGON
AND THE SPOOK PLANTED STORIES WILL CONTINUE...
 
FROM
BULGHARS
TO
BULGAR
AND
THE BULGE
IN THE MIDDLE
 
WILL NOT BUDGE!
 
LIKE THE BUDGET?
 
LIKE THE BUDGET!
 
THAT simply ain't ON BUDGET!
 
SO THE TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND CRORE LEGAL SECURITY FOR FOOD BILL WILL BE PASSED BY THE ILLEGIT PREMIER!
 
POSTE HASTE!
 
SANS WASTE!!
 
GIVE OR TAKE A FAST?
 
PULLED OFF BY THE FASTING FAKER?
OH THE FAKIR THAT WAS HALF NAKED NO DOUBT DID NOT EARN A NICKLE BUT BY JOLLY HE GOT HIS MUGSHOT ON EVERY BIT OF MONEY!
 
SO, they can get a GLAZED LOOK GOING GAGA allround or all may yet be run aground
 
BUT
GROUNDED
IN REALITY?
 
WAS
GROUND ZERO?
 
TOUCHE!
TWAS NOT REALITY!
 
JUST REAL ESTATE
 
AH! L'ETAT D'ECLAT HAS NOT YET REVEALED THE NAMES NOR PAID THE COPYRIGHT ROYALTIES TO THE ones who HAD THE CAMERAS CAPTURING THE MOMENT OF THE GREAT COLLAPSE!
 
AND THERE IN LIES THE RUB!
 
NOT THE RUB A DUBBED MYSTERY BUT THE HISTORY THAT WASN'T!
 
HISTRIONICS
ON
ELECTRONICS
ON
TOXIC SONICS?
 
TOUCHE!
 
WHEN THE FOOD POISONING FROM MONOCROPPING MONOPOLYSING OVER THE ENTIRE CARBS NOT AS IN CARBONS BUT AS IN FORCE FED CARBOHYDRATES HITS THE LIABILITY LAWS oh la la....oh la la......WHAT'S THE LAW! 
THAT'S THE LAW!
 
THE LAW WILL OPEN ! Oh la la oh la la.. the law will open IT'S JAWS!
AWE! THE SHOCK WAVE OF IT!
 
WILL THERE BE A tsunami of a POLITICAL WAVE?
OR A
JUDICIAL WAIVER?
 
wager that! the wag did not earn a lager on that!
 
THE LARGER PICTURE GETS THE LARGESSE AND THE CESS ON THE STATE THAT DOLES OUT THE LARGESSE WILL
 
SANS CESSE....
 
ENDLESS......
UNENDING......
LESS...AND LESS... AND LESS...
 
SO THE LESSER THE LAWS THE MORE!
 
MORE AS IN?
 
NORM!
IN
FORM!
 
NOT FILLING OUT FORMS!
BUT NORM!
 
AS IN NORMATIVE
AS IN NORMALITY
ETHICS
AND
ETHICALS
not the calculus of COLD HEARTED POLITICS OF ECONOMIC EICHMANNS WHO DON'T WIN ELECTIONS
BUT MAKE 
OUTRAGES
OUTAGES
THAT IS SIMPLY OUT OF AGE!
 
AH! OUT!
CHUCK 'm OUT!
THE ENTIRE LOT! OF LAWS!
THE LAWS OFF!
 THE FROTHERS!
OFF WITH THEIR OVERHEADS!
OH THE HEADS ARE HEADS OVER HEELS ARE THEY?
WELL THEY MUST BE HEELS IF THEY THINK THEY CAN HEAL WITH SUCH CHICANERY WHEN ALL THEY DO IS:
STEAL!
STEAL!!
AND
STEAL!!!
 
STEEL FRAME?
WHAT?
THE STEEL FRAME TELLS THEM WHAT TO STEAL?
 
WELL NO WONDER PHONETICS IS FULL OF SUCH AUDITORY TRICKS THAT THERE IS NOT TELLING WHERE THERE IS NO TELLING AND THERE IS such TELLING OFF!
 
AH!
FROM THE WRITING ON THE WALL 1980)
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it's worked so well?
James Hacker: That's all ancient history, surely.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn't work. Now that we're inside we can make a complete pig's breakfast of the whole thing: set the Germans against the French, the French against the Italians, the Italians against the Dutch. The Foreign Office is terribly pleased; it's just like old times.
James Hacker: Surely we're all committed to the European ideal.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister.
[laughs]
James Hacker: If not, why are we pushing for an increase in the membership?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, for the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up. The more futile and impotent it becomes.
James Hacker: What appalling cynicism.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.
James Hacker: So when this next comes up at Question Time, you want me to tell Parliament that it's *their* fault that the Civil Service is too big?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: But it's the truth, Minister.
James Hacker: I don't want the truth.
I want something I can tell Parliament!
 
VOILA! LIKE THE TELEVISION DRAMATURGY IN THE COUNTRY OF THE 'MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY' THE DOORDARSHAN WILL PLAY OUT A DUBBED VOMIT VERSION OF IT AND WHAT PASSES FOR PARLIAMENT CAN'T BE PASSED by the PARLIAMENT!
Because BY THE BY there BE AS IN ETRE AS IN BE THERE IS NO PARLIAMENT!
 
VOILA! NOBODY DOUBTS THE SINCERITY OF THE GOVERNMENT'S DUBBED VERSION BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE
 
NOW RUB THE EYES AND WIPE THE TEARS OF THE LAST LANGOTI IN THE LAST LOT OH DEAR WHAT A TERRIFIC TEAR JERKER 
 
THE JERKS
BEGIN TO PULL IT OFF?
 
OH NO THEY WILL PULL IT OUT!
 
EYEBALL
FOR
EYEBALL!
 
TOUCHE!
 
THE TRPS WILL TRIP THEM TO A TAKE A TRIP UP...
 
THE HITCH YOUR WAG ON TO THE GALLERY?
 
NAH! THERE ARE NO PARLIAMENTARY TICKETS FOR COMPLIMENTARY PEOPLE'S PARTICIPATION IN THE PEOPLE'S PARLIAMENT BECAUSE......
 
the PARTICLE SORRY NOT GOD PARTICLE OR GODFORSAKEN PARTICLE BUT THE PARTICULAR ARTICLE AH... THE PARTICULAR ARTICLE.....
 
THE
ORIGINAL
ARTICLE
 
trails off to the HOME MINISTRY TRIAL ON TELEVISION GRABBING EYEBALL FOR EYEBALL AND THE ARTIFICE OF THE ART OF GOVERNMENT IS BACK ON ICE!
 
AH! SKATING ON THIN ICE?
NAH! SCATHING COMMENTS FROM THE JUDICIARY WHICH WANTS TO APPLY IT'S OWN REMEDY ...
 
REMEMBER?
 THE TEMPER?
TEMPING?
TAMPING DOWN?
 
TAMPERING
WITH EVIDENCE?
NO! NOT EVEN TEMPERING THE SPICES TO A FINE FLAVOUR WHERE THE TOP NOTES READ:
 
'et ne nous laissez pas succomber a la tentation.'
 
AINSI SOIT'IL!
 
SO BE IT!
SOBERING IT?
tentative?
get into the tent?
arab and the camel?
and camel ink?
oh TEMPTING BUT THEY ARE ONLY TEMPING ON THE TEMPER OF THE TIME FOR THE TIME BEING SO TIME NOT BEING PERFECT TIMING THEY WILL BE PERFECTING IT AND TEMPING YET ANOTHER A MOVEABLE DEADLINE TO A DEADEND TILL THERE IS NO END TO THE DEADENING DIN
DIN BARR DIN
BAR BAR BORING
AND THE PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN
BUT
THE WHITE SPIRIT
IS
NOT
MATERIAL OF SPIRIT WHICH HAS A MASS THAT CAN ENERGIZE A DEAD OXYMORON SUCH AS AN EINSTEINIAN EQUATION WITH THE NEWTONIAN GRAVITY TOOKED OFF SO WHERE DID EINSTEIN TAKE OFF ON THAT STUPID SUNBEAM IN HIS SILLY DREAM WHEN........
 
LIGHT DOES NOT TRAVEL!
AND THE SUN DOES NOT MOVE!
 
AND THE MISSING MASS CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE CATHOLIC MASS BECAUSE THE CHURCH HAS PUT UP A BARRICADE ON THE .....
 
AH!
 
AINSI SOIT'IL!
SOBERING IT?
WITH
THE HOLY SPIRIT?
SO THE SALE OF INDULGENCES CAN SET UP THE PARALLEL SHOP OF PROTESTANTISM INTO THE SCHISM AND STILL NOT SHOW UP AS A LIRA NOR YET A PENNY ON THE "TAKE HOME" OF THE FIRST FAMILY OF HOLY FAITH SINCE THE TEAR JERKER SHOW STOPPER AT THE GOLGOTHA AND FROM THE G TO G THAT IS
GANDHI
FROM
GOTHA
TO
GANDHI
TO
GOTHA
THAT
IS
THE
TWO G SPECTRUM
GOT A
SUB SWAMY?
SUBJECT TO THE SUBJECT SHOWING UP?
 
SUBJECT TO THE DISCRETION OF THE
SUMMONING?
AH!
SOBERING IT!
SOB BURY IT?
SOB! SOB!
FOUR HANKY WEEPIE?
 
FOR
CRYING OUT LOUD!
NOT LACRYMOSE!
 
JUST.
JUSTICE?
DELIVERING?
 
THE DIRTY?
 
ON THE SOB!
SUM OF BENEFITS?
SUMMARY
OF BENEFITS?
SIGNED OFF BY!
 
UH OH!
System on board!
THE SYSTEMIC ROT CAN'T BE STEMMED SO?
 
THEY WILL TOO?
 
HEM AND HAW!
 

EMERGENCE INDIA!