The IDEALOTS GUIDE TO...
WHAT?
IDEALS?
NO. IDEAS.
OH THE DEALS! THE I-DEALS OF THE INFORMATION AGE WITH WHICH THE ID'S GET THEIR BARCODES TO ...
Become barricades for the ideas?
THAT'S IT. THOUGHT POLICING DOES NOT WORK HOWEVER MUCH THE MEDIA MANIPS THE MINDS BECAUSE WHATEVER IS IN THE
MIND AND IS BEING READ OFF THE BRAINSCANS, ISN'T ACTIONABLE BECAUSE.........
Until the mind passes down the do-it TO THE ORGANS AND APPENDAGES OF ACTION it ain't actionable!
AND ANY IGGIT WOULD HAVE SUSSED IT OUT THAT DIGITAL DUMMY DUBBING CAN'T REALLY DELIVER THE GOODS!
WHEN IT COMES TO SERVICES, THEY ARE PRODUCED AT THE POINT AND TIME OF PRODUCTION SO....
THAT'S THE POINT!
So however much technology takeaway may sway itself sick with wanting what it can't have, it can't after all
have it at all!
So as far as the zealots of WHITE GOOD go, they can have their white goods to tie down their misogynist world
to teether around on stilletoes with the toes squashed in to get bunions which the HEAVILY SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE SECTOR CAN
TAKE CARE OF, AFTER A LONG LONG WAITING LIST till there are also IGTN'S THAT IS INGROWING TOE NAILS THAT NEED A LOT OF PRUNING
AND CHAFING AT THE FILE AT THE PODIATRIST AND THE OTHER WHAT'S THAT, OH YES, THE ZONE THERAPIST WHICH OFCOURSE IS NOT HEAVILY
subsidized which is a very clever trick indeed to steal from the public what the public has been already stolen from, that
is to the tune of one third their earnings to pay for the bums who do bum all and bum off the HEAVILY SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE
SYSTEMS that is the ones hard at work, even teethering around on stilletoes with the toes squashed in to get some bunions
that need to be tooked off and while they park their slots on the waiting list that doesn't throw the bums out of their beds
being served their B&B whereelse but with Breakfast in Bed, while they are being plundered by the PODIATRIST AND THE ZONE
THERAPIST AND IF THAT STILL LEAVES A SMELLY STINK THAT NEEDS A BIT OF AROMATHERAPY THAT CAN'T BE CURED BY THROWING A HANDFUL
OF ROSE PETALS IN THE FOOTBATHS THEN WHY THEY HAVE TO FOOT THAT BILL AS WELL FOR THE FOOT AND if that is the boast by which
WHITE GOOD has a thing about how much GDP IT SPENDS ON HEALTHCARE THEN . ..
The devoloping countries must play catch-up?
OH NO THE KETCHUP BEING COOKED IN THE AMERICAN KITSCH, THAT IS NOT KICHDI, THAT IS HOW MUCH RICHES THE DESIS
SPEND TO BE SEATED IN A TENT THAT IS NOT EVEN AS COLOURFUL AS AN INDIAN SHAMIANA RENTED FROM THE TENT HOUSE RENTALS, WHERE
THE SEATS WERE NO DOUBT SOLD FOURFOLD BY CLINTON FOUNDATION BUT WILL NOT HAVE CLINTON SHOWING UP BECAUSE...
IT WOULD GIVE THE GAME AWAY?
OH NO. IT WOULD HOLD NO SWAY BECAUSE WHEN THE WIMPS THAT IS THE WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS HAVE ALL GONE
VAMOOSE ON THE REASON IF NOT THE RHYME OF MOTHER GOOSE CHASE THAT THEY WERE GOING AWAY TO COOK THE TURKEY NOT IN TURKEY BUT
THE TURNKEY PROJECT WILL NOT HAVE THE FORMER FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA SEATED IN THE SAME TENT AS THE FORMAL FIRST
BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA WHICH WOULD GIVE THE GAME AWAY?
OH NO. IT WOULD NOT EXPLAIN AS TO HOW THE LIST GOT PARED DOWN TO HAVE THREE HUNDRED LESS BUMS PARKED WITH THEIR
POSTERIORS ON THE ..............
PAY FOR YOUR DINNERS?
OH NO. THEY COME IN PAIRS THEY DO, SO THAT WOULD BE TWO HOT CROSSED BUNS APIECE AND........
AH! WHEN PRATIBHA DEVILsyncED Ping PongED PLONGED ALONGSIDE THE ROYAL ENGLISH DO, NO DOUBT THE ENTIRE REPUBLIC
IN THE MODE OF PRESIDENTIAL RULE PLUNGED IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ...........
THAT'S THE POINT.
SO?
WHEN IT COMES TO WASHING UP TIME IN WASHINGTON, THE WHITE GOODS, OH...............
THE WHITES ARE UPTO NO GOOD?
WELL WHAT GOOD DOES THE WHITE GOOD DO WHEN THE WASHING UP OF THE DIRTY DISHES ENDS UP HAVING TO HAVE THE DISHWASHER,
THAT IS THE FRONT LOADED OR PRE-LOADED FUZZY LOGIC artificial headed and yes gloved handed warm watered swish washed thingummy
has to be hand cleaned to have it SPARKLING WHITE!
WILL THE WIFEYS OF THE HALF-MOZZIES WHO HEAD THE STATES OF INDIA AND AMERICA CONVERTED TO THE WORLD'S LAST LATEST
RELIGIONS OR FROM THE LAST BUT ONE LATEST RELIGION TO THE LAST OR SO ON, GET TO THRASH OUT THE CASH ON THE TERROR ISSUE WILL
THE WIFEYS STAND BY THE DISHWASHERS AND SHARE THEIR COLLECTIVE WOES ABOUT THE STATUS OF WOMEN?
WELL THE AMERICAN WOMAN EARNED HER LIVING TILL SHE WAS FORCELAID TO EARNED INCOME TO GO TO THE DWELLING OF WORK
OF THE MAN SO HE CAN ....
EARN HIS LIVING?
OH NO. SO HE CAN HAVE HIS UNEARNED NOBEL!
OH THAT HAS FAST BECOME AN EPITHET OF ABUSE?
WELL IT IS: ABUSE!
To award it to one who has not worked, nor will ever work or get to work!
And the one who never did a day's work, got the distinction of being married to the dirty double
doctorated, unearned ENGLISH ENGLISH DOCTORATED so it is not ditto.
OH NO. WOMEN WHO STAND BY THE DISHWASHER SHARING TIMER SOUNDED DISHWASHER DISH-WHOM DISH-WHOM, WHILE
SUCH BUMS ARE SWISHING AROUND SOME WINK WINK, DOING BUM-ALL STILL BUM ALONG?
WELL THE STORY GOES THAT GURSHARAN IS A GREAT CLASSICAL VOCALIST AND..........
MICHELLE IS WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT!
SO THE DIFFERENCE IS THE RIFF ...
LED ZEPPELIN?
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN?
WELL, THEY ARE SURE NOT HEAVING AROUND THROWING THEIR HEAVYWEIGHT AROUND HEAVING THE HEAVY LAUNDRYLOAD
OF THE OTHER WHITE GOODS THAT DOES THE...
DIRTY LAUNDRY?
IN PUBLIC?
OH NOT THAT METAPHORIC TABLOIDSEE THAT THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY GIVES AS FREEDOM OF
THE PRESS TO DO THE ISTHREE SERVICES FOR STHREES PRESSED INTO SERVICES NOT LABELED 'ON HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE'
BUT........
The white goods that must be kept absolutely clean and..
THAT IS THE POINT. HOW DID WHITE GET COLOUR CODED CLEAN AND GOOD AND BLACK GOT COLOUR CODED DIRTY AND BAD?
AH!
THE MISCHEIF OF MYSO's...
MISO SAUCE?
NO. NOT TO GO ON THE RISOTTO! THOUGH GLUTENOUS STICKY RICE CAN TAKE THAT...........
BUT ...
AH YES MYSOGYNISTS!
WELL DON'T MISS A TRICK DO THEY?
IF THEY AIN'T HAVING THE WOMAN TEETERING AROUND ON STILLETOES TRYING TO GET BACK INTO SIZE ZERO SHAPING UP...........
THEN THEY GET APHORISMED INTO BEING: BAREFOOTED AND PREGNANT?
Over which the BIPARTISAN no-contest can have a tradeoff deal as to how they will not have a real pro-choice
against a real pro-life deal in the new HEALTH INSURANCE COVER GIVEN TO WOMEN BUT....
PRISSY POLITICIANS....
CAN PRETEND THEY TEND TO THEIR CONSTITUENCIES WITH JUST SUCH TRUANCY...............
PLAYING TRUANT?
WELL GOING OFF TO BE AT THEIR CONSTITUENCIES TO HAVE THEIR THANKGIVING TURKEYS INSTEAD OF TURNING UP FOR THE
DINNER BANQUET IN A TENT...
IN A TENT?
ARE THEY SUCH OUTCASTS THAT THEY MUST DINE OUT?
THAT IS THE POINT NO WIMP CAN ANSWER BECAUSE...
THE QUESTION WON'T BE ASKED?
THE QUESTION WON'T BE ALLOWED!
INSIDE THE TENT?
AS TO WHO IS THE ARAB AND WHO IS...
THE CAMEL?
OH THE CAMERAS CAN ROLL BUT THE CAT THAT GOT THE TONGUE IS LOOKING..........
LIKE THE CAT THAT GOT THE CREAM?
AND IS GRINNING?
LIKE THE CHESIRE CAT?
CHERISH THE CHESTNUTS BEING PUT INTO THE FIRE TO BE PULLED OUT BY THE MEDIOCRITIES GATHERED IN TEH GAUSSIAN
CURVE BUT..................
STATISTICS..............
WELL YES. WHAT THEY REVEAL IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS WHAT THEY CONCEAL!
WHICH IS LIKE A VERY VERY ITSY BITSY ....
POLKA DOT?
BIKINI?
WEAK KIN?
WEAKLING?
OR WEAKNESS FOR ONE WEARING ONE?
NO THAT IS NOT ONE BUT TWO AND TWO AND TWO DON'T MAKE...........
FIVE?
OR TAKE A DIVE INTO THE DEEPS!
TOUCHE!
DEEP DIVING IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO POSE BY THE POTOMAC?
INSTEAD OF WADING INTO THE DEEP END BY ENDING THE FALSE ARGUMENT AGAINST ROE Vs WADE?
OR THE WATERED DOWN VERSIONS OF THE SAME ARGUMENT?
SO THE VOTE BANKS CAN AUGMENT THEIR TITHES?
AND THEN BLAME IT ON THE BIKINI EFFECT?
OF HAVING THE BIKINIS BROUGHT IN AS KIN?
OR SOMETHING AKIN?
LIKE BO, THE WATERDOG?
BEING THE SYMBOL OF HOW MUCH WATERED DOWN IT ALL GOT TO?
OH! THE BO DEREK EFFECT! NOTHING DIRECT ABOUT IT?
UH OH. CAN'T SAY BOO TO A GOOSE?
SO WHAT WAS IT ABOUT MOTHER GOOSE RHYMES?
"
Hey! diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over
the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
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Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes
sir, yes sir,
Three bags full;
One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
That lives
in our lane. "
WHILE THE GOOSEBUMPS GO FOR A BUMPY RIDE OVER THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY?
OR HOW THEY WILL BE BLACKMAILED TO PAY A RANSOM FOR SOME RIDICULOUS RIGHT TO BUY UP SOME REJECTMAAL?
WITH RIDERS THAT THE IAEA OFFICIALS WILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A GO OVER?
OH. CLINTON FOREIGN MINISTRY HAS THE RIGHT TO REPLY THAT IS RIGHT TO HAVE A RESPONSE ON THE
END-USE?
AND ALSO THE RANSOM TO BE PAID TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION BY THE ONES WHO TRADE WITH INDIA?
OH
DEAR! NO WONDER THEY ARE SEATED IN A TENT!
"Hey! diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over
the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon. "
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AND THE BIGGEST SCI-FI FICTION FACTORY OF THE BRITISH AMERICAN EMPIRE, THAT IS NASA WILL
HAVE AN ISRO UNDERSTANDING THAT WHEN THE BIG WHITE HANDKERCHIEFS GO OFF TO THE MOVIES, THEY CAN TAKE THE
BLAME FOR BEING SUCH KLEPTOMANIACS?
THE DISH WHO RAN OFF WITH THE SPOON?
IS THAT WHY THEY ARE LAYING OUT THE DISHES?
SO THAT THE INDIANS CAN DO THE WASHING UP AFTER?
AT WASHINGTON?
REALLY?
MOTHER GOOSE IS EVEN MORE PRECOGNISANT THAN NOSTRADAMUS?
ABOUT THE ASTRONOMICAL COMICAL DEALS BEING STRUCK BY THE EVER SILLY SINGH-- NE'ER
E'ER ONCE EVER DIRECTLY ELECTED-- GOI?
OH THAT'S GHAI? LIKE AOBAMA AND NOT OUBAMA IN MANDARIN PICTOGRAMS?
WHAT? THE GRAPHIC NOVELISTS HAVEN'T GOT THE STORYBOARD GOING ON THE BATTLESHIP GALLACTICA?
HOW VERY GALLANT! THEY ARE STILL FIDDLING AWAY WHILE NERO WAS BEING REDUCED TO A ZERO?
OH THEY ARE ZEROING IN ON THE GROUND ZERO?
SO THAT THEY CAN SAY.........
HOW THEY TOPPLED A GOVERNMENT?
WITHOUT HAVING A THOROUGH GROUNDING?
ON READING THE COFFEE GROUNDS?
OH THEY DON'T DRINK IT TURKISH?
OH THEY DON'T HAVE THE TANAKA?
AND ARE SO TANKED? THEY CAN'T THINK?
OH THANKA! THE PRIME MINISTER UNELECT OF INDIA CAN'T GET HIS THANKA, NO THANKS NOT IN THE ERA OF THE PRESIDENT'S
RULE, THE UNANNOUNCED AND SNEAKED IN PRESIDENT'S RULE IN THE NAME OF PRATIBHA DEVILsyncED PING PONGed after his sinister sidekick
had a voiceover takeover of PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATIONS?
OH NOT IN ANY DENOMINATIONS?
BECAUSE INDIAN SALARIES DEPARTMENT DOES NOT PART WITH IT'S CASH WHEN THE KISSA IS ABOUT WHO IS ON THE KURSI AND
NOT THE KISSA KURSI KA WHEN THERE WAS AN INDIRA GANDHI FORMALLY ANNOUNCED AND BRUTALLY ENFORCED FIRST EMERGENCY OF INDIA?
AH! THE BRITS TWITS SHOVED THAT BIT OF HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF FIRST AS A TRAGEDY AND SECOND AS A FARCE INTO
THE POSTHUMOUS OF KARL MARX AND MADE BIG BUCKS OUT OF THE BOOKSHOPS FROM THE MARXIST SCHOLARS HERO-WORSHIP?
WHILE THEY COOKED UP COMMUNISM AS HIS OFFSPRING?
OH THEY COOKED UP HIS PATERNITY AS WELL WHEN HE FATHERED A DAUGHTER WITH HIS MAID?
AND ENGELS HIS BESTBUDDY TOOK THE BLAME FOR THAT?
OH REALLY AND FOR HIS KINDNESS TO MOP UP THE SMEAR-CAMPAIGN BY NOT SPARING HIS OWN SPERM [WELL HE DID NOT REALLY
SPARE HIS OWN BUT TOOK ONE SPARE AS HIS OWN DID HE?] AND WAS SHRED BY THE BRITISH TABLOIDSEE FOR THAT? OH AND FOR HIS KNIDNESS
HE ALSO GOT BEQUEATHED THE ESTATE OF KARL MARX SO THE MONARCHY OF TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY CAN BLIGHT THE DAYS OF THE PAPACY
OF HOLYSEE OF THE VATICAN CITY WITH A SECOND LONGEST BESTSELLER GIVING THE GOD'S OWN WORK A HARD RUN FOR IT'S MONEY?
OH THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD ATWEEN THE TWO OVER THE FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOLY FIRST FAMILY OF FAITH OF THE
HOLY TRINITY FOR WHICH NOT A LIRA, NAY NOT A PENNY WAS E'ER PASSED OVER, HAD PASSED ON THE HONOURS TO THE POLE POPE JOHN PAUL
II AS HAVING FINALLY LAID TO REST THE COMMUNISM OF EUROPE?
WELL WAS THE POLE POPE JOHN PAUL II ACTUALLY AND FINALLY LAID TO REST?
Hey! diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over
the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
WELL THE SATELITE DISH THAT GSI THAT IS THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA D2H DIRECT TO HOME WILL HOME IN ON THE
INDIANS!
STATISTICS : WHAT THEY REVEAL IS SKIN AND SKIN DEEP WHILE THE ACTUAL PREJUDICES ARE ...
LIKE THE ITSY BITSY BITS THAT COVER UP WHAT THEY REALLY CONCEAL?
AS CONCEIT?
OH AS TWO TITHES AUGMENTS?
WHILE THE ARGUMENTS ABOUT GAUSSIAN CURVES...
GOES INTO A TENT?
OH IS THAT THE FREUDIAN SLIP THAT IS SHOWING EXACTLY LIKE A SLIP?
WELL A SLIP OF THE LIP CAN SINK A SHIP.
AS WELL AS SHAM SCHOLARSHIP?
IF THE DISSERTATION CAN'T BE DEFENDED, CAN THE SECURITY OF A NATION BE DEFENDED?
THAT IS SO IMPORTANT, IT NEEDS A REPETITION.
NOT A REPETITION AS IN WHAT IS NICKED OFF AND PASSED OFF AS ONES OWN PAPERS BUT...
NOT EVEN WHAT GOES INTO THE PAPERS THAT IS THE DAILY RAGS THAT DONATE MILES OF NEWSPRINT TO THE BRAGS OF THE
BRAGGARTS...
BUT...
IF THE
DISSERTATION CAN'T BE DEFENDED, CAN THE SECURITY OF A NATION BE DEFENDED?
so much for the dishonour of distant
nations dishing out empty doctorates like belgian chocolates or english english double dirty doctorates from two rowing univs
both english english!
and as for a nobel peace prize......
it is a well earned epithet?
well if it is that unearned it
is an epithet...
because the one who has earned
the epithet is being seated to be sated at the first state banquet alongside one who already earmarked an epitaph without
having won an epic election in all that long he has been bumming along!
