Obviously nothing can bog the humbugs down about boasting of a near ten percent growth rate while the RETAIL
MULTI BRANDERS WANT TO MAKE MORE BUCK FOR YOUR BANG, WHILE THE FAKE PARELIAMENT IN SESSION CAN MAKE OR BREAK A TOPIWALLAHS
FAST BREAK OR MAKE THE DUST TINNY DIN OF THE NATION PLAYING "DEMO" CRAZY AND THE BRITS TWITS CAN SMIRCH ABOUT HOW THE SMORGASBORD
OF THE SCANDIVS CAN DIVE FOR THE STOLEN WEALTH OF THE VIKINGS THROUGH BACK DOOR COLONISATION WHILE DERIDING THE DEAD PAN DELIVERY
OF THE DEAD AS A PANCAKE CLICHES OF THE WAFFLE CLUB THAT CAN ONLY WAFFLE ON ABOUT HOW THE TRANSPARARENCY INTERNATIONAL PUTS
THEM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAP!
AH! THE GENERAL PARALYSIS OF THE INSTITUTIONS OBVIOUSLY IS TERRIBLY OBLIVIOUS OF THE INSTITUTIONALISED STATE
OF THE STATE.
THEREBY LIES THE TALE.
HANG THE STATE
BECAUSE IT IS
WAY AND AWAY
TOO LATE!
IS THAT INTERMISSION?
OH NO INTER ALIA THE MISSION ain't having a theatre break because ....
ERIK THE VIKING?
NOT ERIK THE VIKING!
ERIK THE MASK AT QUEER?
ERIK THE MUST QUIT 'ERE
AIN'T KERI?
NO NOT KERI! KIRI TE KANAWA AIN'T HAVING "THE VOICE" FROM VERDI'S ITALIANOLOGY BECAUSE VERBATIM THE HUMBUG
RICH WAGNER DIDN'T HAVE IT VERBATIM OFF VERDI EITHER NEITHER DID CHRISTIAN ANDERSON STEAL IT VERBATIM OFF PANCATANTRA VIA
AESOP'S NOR NEITHER DID THAT CHRISTIAN FUNDO MAX MUELLER BUM OFF AS INDOLOGIST WITHOUT...........
ULTERIOR MOTIVE!
VOILA! THE VIOLENT RIOTOLOGY OF THE COLONISED BLIGHTERS AND THE NORDS AND NON VIOLENT PLACARDS OF THE SPANIARDS
AND THE GREEKS INTO BOTTOMLESS DEBTS IS NOTHING BUT...
ULTERIOR MOTIVATED?
WELL IF THE DEBTOLOGY OF THE DEMOGOGUE HIT THE THEOLOGY OF REAL ESTATE CAN THE THE STATE FEND FOR THE FENCE
EATING THE CROP HOLIDAY LAYING A GOLDEN GOOSE?
GOLDEN EGG?
NO THE GOLDEN EGG DOES NOT MAKE A FOUL OMLETTE TO HIT THE HUMBUGS WITH BUT WILL THE GOLD STANDARD RENDER
A MONEYLESS WORLD ANY LESS.........
MONEYED CLASS MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS?
BUT OFCOURSE! IT IS SUCH A TAUTOLOGY IT AIN'T TAUGHT AT WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH AT THE BIZ SCHOOLS AS COOL
KICKBACKS!
SO UNLESS THE REAL RIPPERS OFF AND THE ROBBER ROGERS ARE RIPPED APART BY THE RIDICULOUS BILL BEING PEDDLED
OVER A FROZEN PISTA LIMEJUICE IT WILL BE:
FROZEN FOR ALL TIME?
A LA STATE LYING IN STATE AND LYING ABOUT THE STATE LYING IN STATE UNABLE TO STATE THE REAL STATE OF THE
REAL ESTATE THAT IS THE RELIC OF NOSTALIA FOR THE RAJ!
AH! ROGERS! THEY CAN ROGER A SILLY MATCH TO FIX IT FOR THEIR EGO MASSAGE BUT THE MESSAGE IN THE RAGS IS............
WHAT A MESS!
WHERE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO MISS A MEAL AT THE MESS MUST BE MESSED UP BY THE MUSHY TALK DOWN FROM THE PODIUM
OF THE PRIME MINISTER'S OPPROBRIUM COMING DOWN AS OPPRESSION WHEN THE REAL FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION WOULD BE TRUE SUPPRESSION!
AS HOW THE TURBANCALLER WILL TAKE THE CALL IN TRUE COLOUR AND SHOVEL A MORSEL OF MORTIFICATION DOWN THE
SEPTUGENERIAN TO SHOW THE TOPIWALLAH WHO IS.........
THE TOPPER AT THE ECONOMIC?
OF THE TRUTH BEING SO TRUNCATED ...
THAT IT IS NOT ONLY AMPUTATED BUT ALSO DECAPITATED?
BUT GET IT ROLLED INTO ONE CHAPPATI WHERE ONE CHAP WILL EAT WITH THE OTHER CHAP SO THAT THE EAT INDIA CO.
DOESN'T GET A BITE OF IT..............
WELL THE SOUND BYTES DO JUST THAT! THEY BITE!
THEY NOT ONLY BARK UP THE WRONG TREE BUT THEY EVEN SEND THE MONKEY TO FETCH THE MONKEYWRENCH FROM
MACAULAY!
CAW! CAW!
THEY CAN CROW BUT WILL THEY GROW?
NEVER. WHICH IS WHY THE ONE OVER SEVENTY IS TELLING THE ONE SHORT OF EIGHTY HOW TO............
DO UP HIS DHOTI?
NAH! HOW NOT GET HIS KACCHAS IN A TWIST ABOUT HOW TO GO ABOUT DOING HIS DUTY!
SO THE POPE AND THE QUEEN CAN REALLY REALLY PREEN AS TO HOW MUCH THEIR CLONES HAVE IN MATTERS OF FREEDOM
OF SPEECH WHICH THEY ARE DENIED DESPITE BEING HEADS OF STATES AND HEADS OF RELIGION IN THEIR RELIGIOUS STATES AND CALLED TITULAR
TO BOOT WITHOUT EVEN A TITLE TO TELL ALL IN TITILATION OF THE TABLOIDSEE TAKING A LEAF OFF THE HOLYSEE CONFESSIONOLOGY!
AH! THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD ATWEEN THE ONES WHO WANTED TO SLAP A SLAB FOR THEIR SINS VIA MEDIA OF 'SALE
OF INDULGENCES' NO DOUBT INDULGED IN THE SINS AND SOLD THE SAME VIA MEDIA!
TOUCHE! THEREBY HANGS A TALE!
AND WHEN CHINNA CHITTI CHIDS WHO IS TOLD TO QUIT OR FOREGO THE QUID PRO QUO TELL THE HUMBUGS ABOUT HOW THEY
CAN HANG ONTO THEIR RESIGNATIONS AND STILL BE RESIGNED TO BE CONFINED TO THE SAME SHAME OF HAVING TO HAVE A CONSENSUS, UNANIMOUS
TEERMANAM, THEEN MAAR, NEER THANNI THANNI CHAI AND ALL, THE SILLY THING NO DOUBT HAS NO POWERS TO BAN AND CENSOR THE
TALE OF THE PANCATANTRA BECAUSE THE MONKEY MANTRA IS WHAT PUTS HIM INTO HIS VESTI!
WHAT A WASTE!
BRITISH RUBBISH NO DOUBT RUBBER STAMPED THESE HUMBUGS TO SPEW OUT SUCH HUMBUG THAT DEAD PAN DELIVERY FROM
THEIR DEMOCRACY DOESN'T EVEN COME ACROSS AS CRAZY SO MUCH AS DOUBLY CRAZY AS TO HAVE A CRASH SESSION IN UNSEASONABLE RECALL
OF PARLIAMENT ON COLOUR TELEVISION SO THAT THE FUNDS CAN BE SIPHONED OFF THE STATE AND WELL THE INSURANCE PAID OUT AND THE
TICKETING BACK AND FROTH FROM HOLIDAYING NO DOUBT DOESN'T MAKE A DUBIOUS DISTINCTION OF HAVING A DOUBLE ENTRY INTO THE PACCIOLI
SYSTEM OF ACCOUNTING A LA RIGHT TO KNOW!
WELL NOW THEY KNOW! THEY NEVER DID HAVE A BRITISH RAJ WHICH IS SUCH BRITISH RUBBISH BECAUSE EVEN SUCH
HUMBUGS CAN GIVE THEM SUCH A RUN FOR MONEY AND WHEN THEY AIN'T TELLING THE AMOUNT INSURANCE PAYS OUT FOR FAKE RIOTOLOGY WILL
THE INDIANS CEDE AN INCH?
NO GIVE THEM AND INCH AND THEY WILL GO THE WHOLE NINE YARD AND TELL A TALL TALE SO MUCH SO THAT THE ENTIRE
ESTABLISHMENT WILL FALL DOWN LIKE:
NINE PINS!
TOUCHE!
