At the CROWN'S CROOKS CHANNEL THEY ARE CROWING like a bunch of rowing ruckusmakers at the crudepathos colloseum of COLLAR
'EM AND HANG 'EM because HEY AND BEHOLD AND HOLD THAT BREATH FOR TWENTY SIX LONG YEARS, THE INDIAN COURTS, THAT IS THE LOWEST
LEVEL OF LEGAL CLEARANCE CENTRE [LAUGH LAUGH IT DOES NOT CLEAR BUT THAT IS QUITE CLEAR!] HAS IN THE COLONIAL
COURT HOLIDAYS PRONOUNCED A JUDGEMENT!
HA HA HA HA THAT IS HOW RISIBLE IT IS!
THAT THE CREDIBILITY LEVEL OF WALL EYED PSEPHOLOGY CAN GET DOWN TO THE ABSOLUTE PITS AND PASS IT OFF AS
A PIECE OF PASTICHE!
WHERE THE PAST, AYE SO THE PAST, CAN PASS OFF FOR NEWS!
HA HA HA HA HA
And as if that weren't appalling enough, the story spun, by the spinmeisters, that WARREN ANDERSON, AMERICAN,
THE THEN CHIEF OF UNION CARBIDE, ON THE DAY AFTER THE DAY, HAD ACTUALLY THE GUTS TO FLY OUT TO THE ARENA!
HA HA HA HA HO HUM!
PUTTING EVERY DRAFT DODGING AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO SHAME!
THAT THE WIMPS, ACRONYM FOR WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS, ACTUALLY DO LIVE UP TO A LEGEND, THAT IS
THE EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH ADAGE, 'PIGS MIGHT FLY!'
DISCUSSING WHAT IN THE UNION CARBIDE GUEST HOUSE?
WHEN PEOPLE AND CROWS WERE DYING LIKE FLIES ALL THE WAY AS FAR AS THE CROW CAN FLY FROM SAMARKHAND TO SAMOA?
EATING SAMOSAS?
HA HA HA HA HA!
DISCUSSING:
"ships and shoes and sailing boats and sealing wax
and why is the TALKSEE IS BOILING ROILING POTBOILER HOT
AND IF PIGS HAVE WINGS?'
WINGS?
USING WINGS OF THE STATE BORNE CARRIER?
A LA THE ONE THAT BORE AWAY SAMUEL THE CHIEF MINISTER OF ANOTHER STATE INTO A FAUX DEATH AFORE HE PARKED
HIS POSTERIOR FOR POSTERITY NOT ON THE VIKRAMADITYA THRONE FROM WHICH SPAKE THE COWHERD SUCH WORDS OF WISDOM BUT THE RACHCHABANDA
THAT RATCHETED UP SUCH A RACKET THAT THE CROWN'S CROOKS CHANNEL WAS THE FIRST ONE A LA HOTEL HERITAGE TAJ BEING BLOWN UP IN
SMOKE BY SOME YANKEE PARKED PAKI HALF PAKI TO WHICH INDIA CAN HAVE HALF HALF HALF HEARTED CHAT CHITCHAT SO THAT CHIDS CHINNA
CHITTY CHIDS CAN STILL GET TO RIDE HIS STATE BORNE CARRIER CHITTI CHITTI BANG BANG?
BAH!
THE BATHOS OF IT IS NOT EVEN WORTH A BATHTUB STORY WITH THE PLASTIC BAATHUS SPEAKING OUT OF DUBBED VOICES
FROM THE DISNEYWORLD OF FANTASIA!
TOO FAR FETCHED!
SO THE POINT IS THIS, THAT IN THE PORK barrel of politics, the petty politicians parking their posteriors
on colour television sets shown on C-SPAN IN HUMANOID-ANDROID YANKEELAND CAN HAVE THEIR BLACKMAIL TACTICS TO THREATEN EVERY
CEO OF EVERY COMPANY TO EITHER PART WITH THE DOSH OR..............
THE RICH ROBBER ROGERS WILL REDUCE THE ALREADY REDUCED GOVERNMENT TO ZOMBIEFIED ROBOTS?
HEADED BY OBBIE THE CYBORG?
AHA AHA AHA SO THAT THE CLINTONS COULD COME CREEPING BACK TO THE CREEPY CRAWLY WAYS OF CARRYING ON THE BLACKMAIL
TACTICS WHEREBY SHE AS THE SECY OF STATE WILL SEND OFF EX-SPOOKS OF THE CIA AND OR THE FIBBIES NO NOT THE SECRETLY BIRTHED
BUREAUCRACTIC BUMSHALA CALLED NSA, TO INFEST VARIOUS NATIONS ROUND THE WORLD TO DELIVER THE DHUMKIS AND THE MALE THE FORMER
FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA WILL PASS ROUND THE CHARITY, THE CHRISTIAN CHARITY HAT TO COLLECT THE DOSH!
AHA! NO WONDER THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES CONTINUE USING THE SAME OLE CLICHES, LIKE THE SAME OLE
CLICHES, AND CLIQUES AND CLAQUES AND THE CLAPPER BOYS DON'T ANNOUNCE HOW THE VERY IMPEACHED PRESIDENT CAN HAVE A VERY EXTENDED
STAY IN THE SAME PREMISES ON THE PREMISE THAT THE PRETENDER ELECTION THAT PUSHED A HUMANOID INTO THE POST HAS TO BATTLE THE
BRITISH PETROLEUM THROWING OUT A LOAD OF SHELL NOT BURMA SHELL WHICH IS SUPPOSEDLY SECRETIVELY NUCLEAR OR GOING NEARLY SO
till SUKKI THE CHOSEN DEMOCRAT DAUGHTER OF A UNIFORMED GENERAL TURNED DICTATOR CAN STILL CLAIM A LEGITIMACY TO RULE OVER THE
COUNTRY AFTER ALL THE TIME LAPSE AS IF, AND AS IF THE BP THROWING OUT STUFF STOLEN FROM THE GULF WARS ISN'T THE WORK OF MILLICENT,
THE SPOOK STUFF, FOR WHICH NO COURT OF LAW ACTUALLY TAKES COGNISANCE, SO WHEN IT WAS MILLICENT'S MINIONS WHO SET OFF THE BHOPAL
GAS TRAGEDY AND THE THREE MILE ISLAND AND THE DITTO AT CHERNOBYL AS A "NEWS EVENT" PLANTED AND PLOTTED BY THE SPOOKS HOW CAN
THE DODDERING OLD GOATS AT CENTRE BLAME THE DODDERING OLD GOAT AT THE STATE AS THE CULPRIT THAT TOOK ALL THE DECISION TO FLY
OUT THE NON-BEING CALLED WARREN ANDERSON WHO WAS NOT IN THIS HALF OF THE HEMISPHERE WHILE THE THING WAS BEING STOKED
[CAN THE NSA OR THE CIA OR THE FIBBIES ATTEST TO THE PRESENCE IN THE WITNESS BOX IN THE INDIAN COURT THAT THE PASSPORT OF
THE SAID WAS ACTUALLY DATED AND STAMPED AS HAVING BEEN FAILPROOF TESTIMONY THAT HE ACTUALLY WAS PRESENT IN INDIA TO ABLE TO
FLY OUT IN THE DAY AFTER THE DAY TO THE ARENA OF THE LEAK WHICH WAS NOT PLANTED BY THE SPOOKS AS A FLASKBACK?] FAST FORWARD:
THE FAKE STORY BEING FAKED IN THE WAKE OF THE JUDGEMENT GIVEN OUT IN THE COLONIAL COURT HOLIDAYS OF THE INDIAN
COURTS IS NOTHING SHORT OF BLACKMAIL TACTICS TO EXTORT, DOUBLE EXTORT EXTORTIONATE SUMS FROM THE COMPANIES!
SO THAT THE STASH, BACKSTASH NEED NOT BE RETURNED IN CASH TO THE COUNTRY!
AHA!
"DESH DROHI
'DOKABAAZI
Desh ka dushman
Britishon ka dustman aur dustwoman!
ARRE! O BESHARAM BADMASH
BUCKSHEESH KE BADSHAHS
SIFARISH KE SEHENSHAHS
BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?
BUI! BUI!
WHAT CAN THAT BE?
BUI! BUI.
chorus:
O yes we know
THAT WHERE IT GO
EAST INDIA CO.
O YES WE KNOW
TAT WHERE IT GO
EAT INDIA CO.
WHY DON'T THEY CONTINUE TO CROW?
AND EAT CROW!
IT IS THAT PATHETIC.
JOKE NUMBER ONE:
INDIAN JUDICIARY GOT OFF IT'S COLLECTIVE ASS TO MAKE SUCH A LAW IS AN ASS AS SUCH TO GET OFF IT'S COLLECTIVE
ASS TO PASS A JUDGEMENT IN THE TIME OF HOLIDAYS, COLONIAL HOLIDAYS WHICH ONLY THE INDIAN JUDICIARY STILL ENJOYS LIKE THE ROGERS
WERE STILL AROUND RUNNING OFF TO SHIMLA AND THE MALABAR HILLS CRYING?
WHAT?
ASSIZES?
WELL GETTING CYA!
COVER YOUR ASSES?
INSURANCE USING BROWN INDIAN BUTTS TO KICK BUTT?
BUT OFCOURSE! WASN'T THAT THE VERY JOKE THE YANKEE FIRST FORMAL BLACK PRESIDENT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MADE
ON COLOUR TELEVISION LIKE AN EMOTING HUMANOID HAVING A HAM-BUGGED HUMOUR ABOUT KICKING THE BUTT!
NOT THAT SMOKING BLACKMAIL BIT BUT THE OTHER BIT!
AH THE LAW IS AN ASS?
THAT BIT?
NAH! HAVING NO FOOT TO STAND ON, ON THE BP CHUCKING OUT THE STOLEN STUFF FROM THE GULF WARS AS IF IT WAS
BEING DRILLED OFF THE MEXICO WATERS SO THAT THE SPOOKS OF MILLICENT CAN SET UP SHOP, TO KEEP A CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE UNENCOUTERABLE
KIND, WELL THE ENCLOSURE TACTICS O THAT THE ENGLISH EVENT MANAGEMENT DOES NOT HAVE TO SAY IN SO MANY WORDS, 'THAT PIGS MIGHT
FLY'?
WELL JA JA AND NAH NAH BUT THE BIG JOKE THEY EXPECT INDIANS TO BELIEVE THAT TOO HAVING HEARD IT ON THE CROWN'S
CROOKS CHANNEL IS THAT THE YANKEE DOODLE ACTUALLY FLEW INTO THE ARENA OF THE LEAK WHEN THE RUMOUR MILL WAS DOING THE ROUNDS
THAT FROM SAMARKHAND TO SAMOA..........
THERE WAS A SHORTAGE OF SAMOSAS?
NO! SAM. UNCLE SAM DOES NOT SEND BUSINESSMEN IN SUITS TO SETTLE SUITS IN COURT!
IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT. SO ALL THIS KOHL LINED KICKED UP FURY AT THE 'LETS HANG ANDERSON' FRACAS IS JUST
THAT!
A FAR CALL FROM REALITY?
THAT IS NOT STAMPED ON THE PASSPORT OF THE PERSON WHO WASN'T EVEN IN THE PRESCINTS OF INDIA LET ALONE...............
SO WHY DON'T THEY HAVING BORED US TO BITS LET ALONE!
AND HAVE THE RATUS RATUS AKA MUNGI MUNGI INDIAN PRIME MINISTER MOST UNELECT RETURN THIS TWO DIRTY DOCTORATES
BESTOWED UPON HIM BY THE TWO ROWING UNIVS BOTH ENGLISH ENGLISH SO THAT THE TREASURE ISLAND CAN RETURN THE JEKYL ISLAND STUFF!
WHICH IS WHAT IT HAS BEEN ABOUT.
CM SAMUEL SENT OFF ON A CHOPPER ON A FAUX FUNERAL!
THEN CM OF WASTE BENGAL WASTING AWAY ON THE DISSECTION TABLE OF SOME ANATOMY DEPARTMENT GIVING UP HIS BODILY
REMAINS TO THE FACTORY OF SCIENCE FICTION!
AND THEN THE GOV OF THE SAME STATE THAT SENT OFF SAMUEL ON A CHOPPER TO A FAUX FUNERAL WAS SENT OFF BECAUSE
THE ITALIAN COW WAS SO IRATE AND HOLY COW AND HOW AT HOW HE WAS HAVING IT OFF WITH THREE BELLES ON HIS BED WHILE HE WAS SUPINE
AND STILL...........
AND IT WAS STILL A SUCCESSION OF STILLS SHOWN ON COLOUR TELEVISION AND STILL THE FAILING OF THE HUMAN EYE
THAT SEES A CONTINUOUS MOTION PICTURE WHEN IT IS ALL BUT A BIT OF DOCTORED DIGITAL STILLS STUCK TOGETHER AND STILL THERE WAS
ONE MORE TO GO!
AND THE THEN CHIEF MINISTER IS BEING SENT OFF TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST HIMSELF JUST SO THE ITALIAN COW NEED
NOT.............
PRETEND TO COWTOW TO THE AMERICAN COWBOY TACTICS THAT THE LIABILITY BILL FOR A NON-EXTANT NUCLEAR CIVIL
DEAL IS FAR FROM BEING CIVIL?
THAT IS THE POINT.
WHERE IS THE CIVIL CERTIFICATE OF MARRIAGE SO FIGURE IT OUT THAT RAJIV THE THEN PRIME MINISTER SENT OFF
AFTER A MOST TRAGIC STAGED TERROR STRIKE DID NOT STRIKE A COPYRIGHT DEAL WITH MOZART TO DO A COPY OF THE 'MARRIAGE DE FIGARO.'
AH! IT FIGURES! IT IS ABOUT FIGURES. THE FIGURES STASHED AWAY.
THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY.
AND THEY CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT HOW THEY CAN FINGER IT ALL WITHOUT HAVING TO LIFT A FINGER TO SHOW A PROPERLY
INDIAN INDELIBLE INKED FOREFINGER TO POINT TO THE FACT THAT FAKE ELECTIONS..........
DID NOT ACTUALLY HAVE ANY WINNERS!
SO FORGET THE WINNING WAYS OF WINE AND WHINE THAT CAN TALK OUT OF 'CUPS THAT INEBRITATE AND CHEER' AT THE
JEERS THE INDIAN PUBLIC THROW AT THE SO CALLED NETAS WHO CAN BE NETTED IN BY THE NUCLEAR PRO AND ANTI NUCLEAR LOBBYISTS IN
AMERICA TO RAKEI IN THE MOOOLAH!
SO THE RICH ROBBER ROGERS CAN ROGER THE MEDIA TO PASS ON JUDGEMENTS AND SIT ON JUDGEMENTS ON JUDGEMENTS
AND ESCAPE ALL JUDGEMENT!
TILL THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT?
WELL WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL FROM THAT DAY AWAY TO THIS DAY AND STILL TO STAY IS THE VERY SAME SAY THAT
THE TAT STATE OF TOFFEE APPLE TOTALITARIANS AIN'T ALLOWED TO SAY:
A ROYAL RIP OFF!
AND WILL THE PERKS GO UP?
TO BE PASSED IN PARLIAMENT?
IN THE NEWLY ENACTED TELEVISION SHOW?
AHA!
YOU CAN TELL HOW DISTANT THE VISION IS!
VERY VERY DOORDARSHAN
WITHOUT THE DOOR BEING SLAMMED SHUT ON THE REVOLVING DOOR.......
THAT SENDS BACK THE SAME ROGUES THROUGH THE SAME REVOLVING DOOR THAT SENT OUT THE SAME ROGUES..........
AND WITH ROUGE STICKS TO DO UP THE FAUX DEAD........
FOR THE FINAL VIEWING?
AH! SO MUCH FEELING! SO MUCH FEELING!
IT FELL FLAT
ON THE FARCE!
WHICH IS THE MORAL OF THE TALE:
IT IS NOT FAR TO SEE, THAT THE BLACKMAIL TACTICS AIN'T IN BLACK AND WHITE OR ON BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISIONS
AS HOW THE WHITE LIES DON'T DO THE NOIR IN BLACK HUMOUR WHICH IS JUST KICKING ASS, AND AT THE SAME TIME GETTING A CYA!
COVER YOUR ASS INSURANCE POLICY TO PAY UP FOR THE PENITENCE?
WELL THE MAINTENANCE AT PEYTON'S PLACE...........
IS STILL THE EARNINGS OF THE MADAM OF THE BROTHELS OF POLITICS THAT TAKES AWAY THE MAXED OUT EARNINGS?
PAY A TON!
PUNTERS!
PAY A TON!
OR ELSE THE HAGGIS, THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS WILL DOCTOR SOME DIGITAL STILLS TO THREATEN THE PUNTERS TO DO
A PICASSO PAINTING?
NAH! PICASSO NE'ER PUT A 'PUNCTUATION ON THE PUDENDA OF PROSE' BECAUSE THE POSE WOULD HAVE MESSED UP THE
MESS HE MADE AND PASSED IT OFF AS........
ART NOUVEAU?
NO THE WOE WAS THE SAME OLE WOW BUT THE POINT IS THIS...........
THE FALL, AND THE FIG LEAF STILL DOESN'T COVER THE INSURANCE POLICY OF A FAILSAFE NUCLEAR LEAK COOKED UP
BY THE SPOOKS OF MILLICENT AND THE MINIONS AT THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISORY THAT DOES NOT ANSWER EITHER TO CIA OR THE FIBBIES
OR EVEN TO THE .......
PRESIDENT?
THE CYBORG?
THE FAUX FULL FALTOO GOVERNMENTS INSTALLED IN INDIA AND AMERICA?
AND OLE BLIGHTY?
AND GOD ALMIGHTY HAS BEEN INVOKED BY THE POPE TO...........
WELL THE PRESS AND THE MEDIA PLAYING THE MESSAGES HAVE MADE A MESS OF THE MESS FROM THE AGES SO.......
THE CREDIBILITY OF ANDERSON HAVING FLOWN TO BHOPAL ON THE DAY AFTER THE DAY IS STILL A DAY
THAT WASN'T THE DAY?
ABSOLUTELY!
ONE DAY
THE DAY
WOULD HAVE COME
WHEN HE DID
NOT COME!
SO COME COME
HOW COME?
THE IGGITS
THINK
THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT VOTE
FOR REAL LEADERS
IN
REAL ELECTIONS
ARE
SO DUMB
AS TO FALL
FOR THIS
FULL FALTOO?
FALSETTO?
FLASHING FALSIES?
LIKE TOOTSIES?
AH!
TWO TITHES AUGMENTS.
LIKE THE BRITS TWITS WOULD PRONOUNCE IT:
TWO TITS AUGMENTS!
