en little Injuns standin' in a line,

One toddled home and then there were nine;

Nine little Injuns swingin' on a gate,

One tumbled off and then there were eight.

One little, two little, three little, four little, five little Injun boys,

Six little, seven little, eight little, nine little, ten little Injun boys.

Eight little Injuns gayest under heav'n.

One went to sleep and then there were seven;

Seven little Injuns cuttin' up their tricks,

One broke his neck and then there were six.

Six little Injuns all alive,

One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

Five little Injuns on a cellar door,

One tumbled in and then there were four.

Four little Injuns up on a spree,

One got fuddled and then there were three;

Three little Injuns out on a canoe,

One tumbled overboard and then there were two.

Two little Injuns foolin' with a gun,

One shot t'other and then there was one;

One little Injun livin' all alone,

He got married and then there were none.^[1]

^{one little Injun livin' all alone,}

^{HE GOT MARRIED? AND THEN THERE WERE NONE?}

^YEAH?

^{WHO DID THE ONE LEFT ALL ALONE GET MARRIED TO WHEN THERE NONE AT THE GOTHIC END?}

^{CAT GOT THE TONGUE?}

^{THAT'S THE CATCH-22 SITUATION.}

^{IF YOU ARE SANE THEN YOU CAN'T FLY THE PLANE.}

^{IF YOU ARE PLAIN LUNATIC YOU CAN BE PROSCRIBED FROM EMPLANING.}

^{AND IT IS PLAIN TO SEE IF YOU ARE PLEADING LUNACY YOU MUST BE SANE SO YOU MUST FLY THE PLAIN AND IF YOU CAN'T PLEAD LUNACY TO HAVE THE LUNATIC LETOFF................}

^{SO IN INDIA WHERE THERE ARE SO MANY UNMARRIED CHILDLESS PERSONS PARKED INTO POSITIONS OF POWER THE LAW CAN GRAB IT ALL FROM AFAR!}

^{WHICH IS THE SAME LORD DALHOUSIE COOKING THE BAD BRITISH CUISINE BEING AS BAD AS BAD BRITISH CUISINE FROM WHICH NOT CAME FORTH NOT 'DAAL MEIN KUCH KALI HAI' APHORISM AS WHEN THE BRITISH BANIAS MADE OFF WITH THE ESTATE OF RANI OF JHANSI BECAUSE SHE HAD NO HEIR AND SHE RODE HER HORSE INTO THE BATTLE AND THE BRITISH DID A SPOOKY JOB ON HER AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:}

^{THE SEPOY MUTINY WHICH IS THE DECOY FOR THE REAL McCOY!}

^{OF MAKING AWAY IWTH THE RICHES BEYOND REACHES!}

^{SO POLLRETCHES CAN RETCH THE ABSOLUTE PUKE STATE AT THE NUKE DEAL OF THE HYDE ACT BUT THE JEKYL ISLAND SECRET BANKING SYSTEM SENDING OFF POLITICIANS TO THE AGATHA CHRISTIE MURDER MYSTERY IF ONLY IN SECRET DEALS STRUCK BY THE FIBBIES IS.........}

^{STILL FIBS!}