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DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

A salutary tale apparently told by THE BUDDHA ...
 
TO BUDDHUS?
WELL, TO THE SHUD TRANSILLUMINATION POSITIVES [wherein light NOT AUDIO SIGNALS but LIGHT THAT IS VISUAL SIGNALS thrown in ONE EAR GOES RIGHT OUT THE OTHER!]
 
AS IF THERE WAS NOTHING TO HOLD IT BACK?
 
OR REFLECT UPON IT?
Light reflecting upon itself?

AH! THE ART OF DEFLECTION. WHEN THERE HAS BEEN NO ELECTION.
 
AND WHEREIN THERE ARE NO ELECTED LEADERS, THE CHOSEN CROAKS WHO GET TO MOUTH INANITIES ON COLOUR TELEVISIONS INSTEAD OF STANDING ON THEIR FEET AND MOUTHING AUDIO SIGNALS WITHIN THE PRESCINTS OF PARLIAMENT, THROUGH THE SPOKEN WORD MADE AS A SPEECH THAT HAD NO VISUAL CUES FROM WRITTEN TEXTS, OR FROM TELEPROMPTS, there has been a chorus of chest beating about the CHEATS AND CORRUPTION AND YES THE COLOUR OF MONEY.
 
FUNNY INNIT? THAT IT AIN'T CALLED BLACK HUMOUR?
 
WELL YES IT IS CALLED BLACK MONEY AND THE BLACK HUMOUR IS VERY MUCH IN EVIDENCE WHEN THEY CAN'T PUT THE EVIDENCE IN BLACK AND WHITE.
 
 
BUT WHERE IN THE BLACK MONEY IS COVERTED TO WHITE CURRENCY?
 
WITH THE SUPREME COURT PLAYING THE CONDUCTOR OF THE ORCHESTRA OF SYANASTHESIAS?
 
WHEREIN THE SENSORY SIGNALS GET MIXED UP?
 
 
NO. THE SENSE OF THE HOUSE EMPTIED OF EVEN EMPTY RHETORIC DOES NOT RETURN THE ECHO EVEN AS THE BOGUS BUDGET OF THE BENAMI REPUBLIC GETS READ OUT ON BOGUS PARLIAMENTARY FLOOR BY A BOGUS BESHARAM BADMASH WITHOUT BADMOUTHING THE ...
 
THE ABSOLUTE DISSOLUTE STATE OF THE STATE?
 
AYE SO. AS IF THE SUPREME COURT IN IT'S COLONIAL
A WHET TAR [IS THAT HOW THE BRITS TWITS PRONOUNCE AVATAR?] IS UTTERLY FLATTERLY UNAWARE OF THE STATE OF THE STATE HAVING NO HEAD OF STATE!
 
A\H! THE SAME OLE BUNCH OF LAWYERLY LIES, WITHOUT TAKING THE OATH TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH WILL BE LYING THROUGH THEIR LAWLERLY LAYERED LIES AND THE REST OF THE COURT WITHOUT GOING UNDER OATH TO HEAR THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH WILL NE'ER GET TO HEAR WHO STASHED IT ALL AWAY!
 
AND YET THE CROWNed MERCENARIES AND MERCANTILES ARE JUMPING OVER THE PIKES TO GET THEIR GRUBBY HANDS ON THE GRUB AND PASS IT OFF AS CHARITY!
 
THROUGH ALL THE SHAM SCHEMES OF GOVERNMENT LARGESSE AND THE PUBLIC PRIVATE ENTERPRISES THAT SURPRISE SURPRISE ENDS UP EXACTLY AS IT ALWAYS DID?
 
AS THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
 
SO IN A BENAMI REPUBLIC WHERE THE BENAMI REPS HUBRIS OVER THE UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH IS LARGELY TIED UP WITH THE UNIVERSAL PHYSICK HEALTH OF TRYING TO ..............
 
NOT BE PHYSICALLY CHECKED AT ANY PORT OF CALL MUCH LESS BE DEPORTED TO THE SAFE HAVENS..............
 
 
HEAVENS! THE HEAVENS MAY HEAVE OFF THE HIGH HEAVENS BUT THE HEAVY HANDED MANNER IN WHICH THE SAME CROAKS AND THE SAME CROOKS IN THE SERVICE OF THE CROWN AS THE CROWNed Mercenaries continue to Marshall all the Mercy they are incapable of invoking the name of the ASPIDISTRA FLYING TO EXCHANGE THE CURRENCY FROM MONEY TO MERCY OR RATHER MONEY TO MINT OR RATHER MONEY TO CHARITY TO MINT A BRANDED IMAGE OF DISTRIBUTIVE LARGESSE MADE LARGER THAN LIFELIKE ON COLOUR TELEVISION SPEWING THE ----------------
 
 
PAAN THOOK?
 
WELL THE PANNING CAMERA NEVER CAUGHT SO MANY PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT WHEN THE SAME CROAK IS SITTING THERE SPEWING THE SAME SPIEL ABOUT HOW THE INTERNATIONAL TREATY OF SILENCE AND SECRECY CAN'T BE BREACHED BECAUSE...................
 
AH! MAIS OUI! MAIS OUI!
 
IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE ASKING THEIR IMPERIOUS MAHA JESTY?
 
OH NO. THEY AREN'T ASKING: MAY WE! MAY WE!
 
BECAUSE THE MOMENT THEY LET THE BENAMI BADMASHES OUT OF THE BAG THEN THE MONEYBAGS WILL BE MADE INTO MASH!
 
M*A*S*H*?
 
 
NO POTATO MASH!
 
AH! THAT PALLID STUFF THEY STUFF THEMSELVES WITH!
 
 
WELL THE POINT IS THE MOMENT THE BENAMI BADMASH IS LET OUT OF THE BAG THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES WILL BE ON DISPLAY!
 
OH! DISPLACEMENT TACTICS AT PLAY!
 
THAT IS WHAT IS ON DISPLAY.
 
 
THE LAW BEING A LEECH, A BLOOD SUCKING REMEDY OF THE MEDIEVAL MENTALITY CAN'T SERIIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE TO 'INTERPRET THE LAWS', AND DELIVER JUSTICE WHEN THE LAWMAKERS  DON'T EVEN MAKE THE LAWS!
 
AND YET THE SAME PAKISTAN TERRITORY DISPLACED LAWYERS AND THEIR PROGENY FROM BHUSHANS TO JETHMALANIS AND THE JUDGES FROM NANAVATI TO SHAH TO SRI KRISHNA THE SAME BUNCH OF LONG TERM RETAINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY OUT THE DRAMA OF THE LONG DRAWN DRUMMERS TUB THUMPING EXERCISE IN...
 
WHAT A WONDERFUL NOISY RUMBUSTUOUS DEMOCRACY THIS IS....
 
WHEN THE TRUTH IS................
 
 
IT IS NOTHING BUT A BENAMI REPUBLIC WHERE IN THE BENAMI REPS DON'T EVEN GET TO HAVE THE PUBLIC WALKING UP TO THE VOTING BOOTHS TO DABAAO THE BUTTON ON THE SILLY ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE THAT THE THREE MONKEY ELECTION COMMISSION VOUCHSAFES AS BEING ABSOLUTELY TAMPER PROOF WHEN THE PROOF OF THE PUTTING IS IN THE.................
 
 
LACK OF PUTTING IT UP TO PUBLIC DISPLAY THAT THERE HAS BEEN A DEMOCRACY AT PLAY!
 
 
AH! SO WHEN THERE HAVE BEEN ELECTIONS, THE POLITICAL PRETENDERS ARE FROTHING AT THE MOUTH ABOUT HOW SINCERE THEY ARE IN SECURING THE SAFE HAVENS STASH.............
 
NOW WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SEC.
 
Is that not second guessing the second in succession when there is nobody in possession?
 
OF A POSSE OF SECURITY?
 
NO. OF MENTIS.
 
 
COMPOS MENTIS.
 
 
AH! NON COMPOS MENTIS.
 
Even the COMPOSITION OF THE CASE SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS ...
 
 
COLONIALISED.
 
WELL NOT EVEN REVISED SO MUCH AS SERIALISED.
 
 
AS A LIE?
 
WELL, WHERE DOES THE LIE LIE?
 
SURELY NOT IN SATYA MEVA JAYATE WHERE THE TRUTH WILL TRIUMPH AND PREVAIL IN AN AVENUE WHERE THE GODDESS, THE IMPORTED ROMAN GODDESS IS NOT ONLY BLINDFOLDED BUT IS STICKING A SWORD INTO THE SKIES WITHOUT SO MUCH AS..........
 
 
AHA!
 
 
MAIS OUI!  MAIS OUI!
 
 
STICKING IT SQUARELY INTO THE HAGGIS!
 
THE HAG'S GIS THAT HAS THE UNBLINKING EYE AND ONLY GIVES LIE TO THE LIE THAT THE UNBLINKING EYE IN THE SKY OF THE SPY IS THE ONE THAT ...............................
 
 
 
WELL THAT IS THE POINT.
 
UNLESS THE HAGGIS IS HANDED OVER TO HAND IT ALL OVER....................
 
 
 
THE HAND PARTY ...................
 
 
WILL ONLY WAVE THE WINDSCREEN WIPER HAND...............
 
AND NOT EVEN WIPE OVER THE DIRTY MARK OF DEARTH OF DEMOCRACY WHERE NOT EVEN THE POLITICAL PERSONAS ARE CHOSEN AND VOTED FOR BY THE POLITICAL PERSONAS OR TO PUT IT LESS THAN LEAST POLITELY THE PATRONS OF POLITICS ARE PASTED POSTERS PAID FOR BY THE PUNTERS WHO .................
 
 
PLAY THE BIG BETTING RACKETS?
 
 
WELL THE BETTING GAME OF ONE BETTER THAN THE REST WHO ARE NO BETTER OR WHAT IS THAT ROMANESE LATIN THINGY...............
 
 
PRIMUS INTER PARES FIRST AMONG EQUALS IS NOT EVEN EQUAL TO THE TASK OF BEING TAKEN TO TASK!
 
OVER THE SILLY VIGILANCE MALAYALEE FELLOW DRAMA?
 
WELL THE POINT IS WHEN THE PRESIDENT'S NAME FELL OUT AS IF BY A VOICEOVER FROM THE UNELECTED SELF-SELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE HAND PARTY'S MOUTH THAT LED ONTO THE FIASCO OF AN ELECTIONLESS UNELECTED DAKOO PRETENDED TO BE NOT EVEN THE DARK HORSE THAT WON THE RACE BUT THE ONE WHO GOT PLONKED INTO THE RACE COURSE ANYWHICHWAY WITH TWO DIRTY DOUBLE DOCTORATES BOTH ENGLISH ENGLISH BESTOWED-- UNEARNED-- BY THE ENGLISH ENGLISH SO THAT...............
 
 
THE ROBBER ROGERS DON'T HAVE TO ROGER THE TEXT THE ROGUE DOESN'T HAVE TO READ?
 
ON COLOUR TELEVISION.
 
WELL THE DAKOO IN DEMOCRACY WHO HAS BEEN IMPLANTED WITHOUT ANY ELECTION DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ANSWERABLE IN PERSON IN COURT OVER HOW HE WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE ABOUT THE LONG LINGERING CASE OF CORRUPTION THAT THE VIGILANCE RETIRED FOGEY IS CAUGHTUP AND TRAPPED IN SO THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO OPEN HIS TRAP AND EXPLAIN HOW HE WASN'T EVEN AWARE WHO THE HUMBUG WHO WAS INVESTITURED AS THE VIGILANCE HUMBUG WAS CHOSEN WHEN HE HIMSELF WAS HARDLY CHOSEN SO THE CHOICE OF EVEN HAVING A VOICE.................
 
 
WHEREBY THE DAKOO, PRETENDING TO BE THE PREMIER OF THE NATION, WOULD HAND HIMSELF UP, HANDCUFFED INTO THE NEAREST POLICE THANA AND GET AN FIR THAT IS NOT FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE REVENUES WHEREBY THE FIASOCS IN REPUBLIC OF INDIA GET RETURNED TO THE ROGERS BUT THE RETRO REPO RATES OR SUCH SICK STUFF THE RESERVE BANK SPEWS OUT ANYTIME WITHOUT EVEN WAITING DECENTLY FOR A QUARTERLY WELL THAT KIND OF FISCAL HUMBUG THE FELLOW who was once the GOV OF THE RESERVE BANK OF INDIA does not even know as a matter of day to day transaction of fiscal wealth of health of the notion that even as a notional head of state must absolutely hand himself over handcuffed into the nearest police thana to be impleded in the case wherein there is NO HEAD OF STATE!
 
 
THAT IS THE REAL CASE NOT IN THE REAL COURT OF THE REAL SUPREME COURT OF INDIA!
 
 
THE AIRWAVES HAVE BEEN STOLEN AND THE SWEARING IN CEREMONIES AND THE EXPANSION OF MINISTRY AND THE SIBAL SYBIL SYLLABLES HAVE ALL BEEN MANUFACTURED..................
 
BY MADNESS?
 
WELL THE STATE AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF STATE HAVE BEEN IN A STATE OF NON COMPOS MENTIS!
 
SO THE ONE WHO COMPOSES THE COMPOST HEAP...............
 
 
FROM THE COMFORT OF THE.................
 
 
POST WHICH LIES................
 
 
AND LIES AND LIES..............
 
 
VACANT?
 
VACANT LOOKS CAN'T VACATE THE CASE IN COURT WHEN THE .............................
 
AH! VACCINATION PROGRAMMES ARE SO MONETARILY PROFITABLE TO THE CHARITABLE WEST WHICH WILL GO ON POURING IN IMMUNISATION SCHEMES TO THE POLIO DROPS FOR DECADES UPON DECADES AND THE CLINTON FOUDATION WILL DOLE OUT CHARITY FOR THE HIV AIDS?
 
 
WELL! THAT IS THE SINGLE POINT.
 
 
SHOULD POLITICIANS BE PUT IN CHARGE OF CHARITY?
 
 
NO.
 
THEY MUST HAVE THEIR GRUBBY HANDS SCRUBBED CLEAN, SQUEAKY CLEAN.
 
 
AND CHARITY MUST BE BANNED FOR THOSE WHO ARE, HAVE BEEN OR WHO HAVE STUFFED PROGENY INTO THE POLITICAL PYLON PUSHED PINNACLES!
 
 
WHAT A SPECTACLE!
 
PINCE NEZ?
 
TOUCHE!
 
 
 

So never mind the MONOCLE, MUCH LESS THE SPECTACLE OF PARKING THE THING JUST SO.............
 
 
THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING JUST?
 
NO. JUST DIVERSIONARY DILATORY TACTICS BY WHICH THE BENAMI BUDGET...........
 
WRITTEN BY THE BADGERS?
 
WILL BE ROGERED THROUGH?
 
 
WELL, THE POINT IS THIS! IF THE POINTLESS EXERCISE HAS TO BE PASSED SO THAT THE POINTLESS PARLIAMENT MAY PRETEND TO PASS ONTO YET ANOTHER STOLEN YEAR SO THAT THE ROGERS CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL FROM THE SUB CONTINENT AND THE SUB JUDICE WILL MAKE PIKKA BATAYA JUICE OUT OF THE SAME OLD SHAM WHEREIN IT IS NOT EVEN HEARING MUCH LESS SEEING THE STATE OF THE STATE BEING HEADLESS AND HEADING NOWHERE.....................
 
 
THEN HOW CAN THE ONE WHO IS NO WHERE HEAD OFF.........
 
SOMEWHERE?
 
PRECISELY THE POINT. THE TELEVISION SHOWS OF GATHERING OF GOVERNMENT GOOD FOR NOTHING GOONDAS AT THE G-20 AND THE G-8 AND THE HUMBUG SHAM ECONOMIC FORUM AT DAVOS IS...........
 
 
NOT EVEN .............
 
THERE!
 
SO THERE!

There is nobody there!
 
AND THE COLONIAL COURTS OF LAW CAN LEECH THE SYSTEM TO A REMEDY THAT WENT OUT WITH MEDIEVAL MINDSETS, WITH BLOODLETTING BUT THE NOBODY THAT IS NOT EVEN THERE AS THE HEAD OF STATE CAN'T EVEN BE HAULED IN A COURT A LAW TO BE HEARD!
 
 
AH! MUCH LESS SERVED WITH:
 
HABEAS CORPUS!
 
 
YOU ARE TO HAVE THE BODY!
 
 
THE NOBODY IS TO HAVE THE BODY!
 
HA HA HA HA HA!
 
THE HANGAMA OF THE STATE THAT HAS NO BODY MUCH LESS BODY POLITIC BEING HANDED OVER A PIECE OF LEGALESE WITH THE LATIN 'HABEAS CORPUS' WRIT UPON IT HA HA HA HA HA 'YOU ARE TO HAVE THE BODY' WHEN ...........
 
 
THE STATE CAN'T HAND OVER IT'S OWN HEAD WHEN IT IS BODILESS TO MOVE BODILY TO PRESENT ITSELF IN COURT TO HAND OVER THE HEADLESSNESS OF IT'S NOUS, HA HA HA HA, AND PROVE IN COURT THAT IT WAS PRESENT IN COURT IN PERSON WHEN NOT A PERSON IN POWER CAN SAY HOW HE OR SHE ENDED UP BEING SWEARING IN WHEN THE PERSON WAS NOT EVEN PRESENT IN PERSON!
 
 
HA HA HA HA HA!
 
HABEAS CORPUS INDEED!
 
 
THE STATE THAT HAS THE OVERARCHING OVERWEENING POWER TO PUT AWAY PERSONS CAN'T EVEN PRESENT ITSELF IN PERSON OR SEND IT'S HEAD TO PRESENT ITSELF IN PERSON!
 
WHICH IS WHY IN A:
 
 HIJRA RAJ
'KACHRE MEIN PHENKA!
 
HAANji!'
 
BRITISH RUBBISH!
 
RUBBER STAMPING THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA WHEN THE ROGERS RETURNED THE RAJ TO THE ROGUES WHO...
 
DID THE ROUNDS OF THE ROZGAR YOJANA CHARITY SHOW?
 
 
HA HA HA HA HA!
 
QED!
 
Queen's English Diction?
 
Quote er desi dare rat um?
 
Desi? DumbBELLE?
 
Bimbos getting IT raids written up like big news bits without any substantiation while Bong Brahminjee on Colour TV acts so coy about the decoys who can't be so declared?
 
HA HA HA HA HA!
 
quid er DUMBbelles?
 
QED?
 
Quod erat desideratum!
 
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM!
 
PROOF! PROOF!
 
THAT WHICH WAS TO BE PROOVED!
 
AH! NOT APPROVED! IN QUEEN'S ENGLISH DICTION OF SUCH PERFECTION THAT..........
 
THAT'S THE POINT! THE BLEATING IN COURTS IS SO FAKE DONE IN A LANGUE THAT IS SO FOREIGN THAT THE IMPORTED GODDESS OF JUSTICE IS BLINDFOLDED WITH THE EARS COVERED SO THAT THERE IS NOT EVEN HEARSAY MUCH LESS A POINT OF THRUSTING THE POINT OF THE SWORD OF JUSTICE INTO THE VERY POINT OF THE MATTER WHAT WITH THE THING POINTING UP THERE AT THE SKIES WITHOUT EVEN PIERCING THE HAGGIS THAT HOVERS OVER WITHOUT EVEN THE COVER OF A PARKHA BEARING THE LEGEND: I SPY! I SPY! FROM THE SKY! AND NOBODY CAN ASK ME WHY! OH FIE! NOBODY CAN LIE IN ANY COURT OF LAW TO SAY: I DID NOT SAY!'
 
HOW IT WAS DONE?
 
HOW IT CAN BE DONE!
 
AS IF WHAT'S IN THE CAN'S CAN PASS OFF FOR THE REAL NITTY GRITTY OF TRUTH AS HEARD IN A COURT OF LAW WITHOUT THE HIGHEST HOUSE OF LAW EVEN HAVING A SAY ON WHAT WAS NOT EVEN HEARD ON HEARSAY!
 
HEAR! HEAR!
SAY! SAY!
 
IT WAS THAT FAR FETCHED!
 
WHAT WENT FAR WILL NE'ER BE FETCHED BECAUSE IT IS SO FETCHING TO HAVE THESE BENAMI BUCKWAS TYPES DOING THE FETCHING AND CARRYING WHILE THE FETCHING EVER SO FETCHING FILLIES WILL ALSO DO THE FETCHING AND THE CYBERDRAMAS WILL PLAY THE CYBERAMAS ON ALL THE SHAM SHOWS AND THE SHAM WILL NOT EVEN SHOW UP AS .............
 
 
THE CHAMMY?
 FAUX FUR?
 
FAKE SHATOOSH!
 
WHAT TOSH!
 
TEN PERCENT GROWTH RATE REPEATED EVERY TEN HOURS EVEN WITH MONTY GIVEN THE PADMA IS NOT GOING TO MAKE MANMOHAN WON'T OPEN HIS MOUTH.........
 
 
DON'T THEY HAVE A CALENDER INKED MONTH AND DATE ON WHICH SUCH RUBBISH IS TO BE READ OUT AND NOT REPEATED EVERY TEN HOURS AS IF IT IS A VIAGRA FOR THE ECONOMICALLY ENHANCED AHEM................
 
AH HEMMING AND HAWING.............
 
MOTIONPICTURES MEGALOMANIA?
 
MOO! MOO!
 
 
THE ITALIAN COW SAID IN THE FORECOURT OF THE RASHTRAPATI BHAVAN: 'THE NATION IS SAFE IN THE HANDS OF THE GOOD DOCTOR.'
 
AND THE ENGLISH EMPIRE WHAT'S BEEN REDUXED TO THE UNITED KINGDOM WITH THE DUBLIN BIT OF IRELAND REPUBLICKED OFF, DOLING OUT THE DIRTY DOUBLE DOCTORATES TO THE NE'ER DO GOODER?
 
 
GOOD GOOD THE GOOD DOCTOR IS PREMIERING OVER A NEARLY TEN PERCENT GROWTH RATE WHILE THE OTHER HUMBUG THE SODA BUDDI LENSED CHINNA CHITTY CHIDS BUMMING OFF TO DAVOS [WHAT IS THE HOME MINISTER DOING AWAY WITH ECONOMY?] WHILE THE OPPOSITION IS BLEATING ABOUT HOW SWARAJ DID WRITE 'I DISAGREE' WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT NEITHER OF THE TRIO HAVE THE REAL BRIO TO COME OUT WITH THE TRUTH THAT NONE OF THEM WERE EVEN AWARE OF WHO THE VIGILANTE RETIRED FOGEY FROM THE SPECTRUM SCAM WAS BEING NOMINATED FOR THE VIGILANCE BUSINESS!
 
 
AND THEREIN LIES THE LIE!
 
 
AS WHEN THE NAME OF PRATIBHA DEVIL SYNCed PING PONG PATIL WAS MOUTHED BY THE ITALIAN COW IN AN UPA MEETING WHEN SUPPOSEDLY THE FIRST UPA WAS INDEED A LEGIT GOVERNMENT!
 
 
WHICH IS HOW THE FREE PRESS AND THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS WILL MANOEUVRE AND MANIPULATE THE MASS MINDLESSNESS OF MADNESS WITHOUT APPLICATION OF THE MIND!
 
 
AH THE METHOD IN MADNESS IS NOT MADE IN THE MIND!
 
OH NO THE MIND HAS NOT MADE UP IT'S MIND AS TO HOW THE BODY THAT DOES NOT HAVE A BODY IN THE CYBERAMA CAN SHOW IT'S BODY IN THE CYBERAMA OF DIGITALLY MANIPULATED IMAGES OF QUACK QUACK NEWS PUT OUT ON COLOUR TELEVISIONS AND PRINT MEDIA FOR MASS CONSUMPTION AS THE........
 
 
HABEAS CORPUS POWER OF THE POWERS THAT BE?
 
BE?
 
BE-- IS TO EXIST WHAT EXISTENCE TO THE TENSE OF ACTUALLY FACTUALLY BEING PRESENT IN PERSON ALL THE WAY TO THE BASIC OF FUNDAMENTALS OF.............
 
RIGHT TO EXIST!
 
WHATEVER THE TENSE!
 
PRESENT TENSE BUT DOES THE FUTURE TOO
HAVE TO
TENDER AN APOLOGY
TO THE PAST?
 
They won't allow for any FORGETTING!
 
BECAUSE THEY ARE FOREVER GETTING AND BETTING ON BIGGER AND BIGGER BOGEY...
 
RUNS....
 
BEATING...
 
DRUMS.....
 
THE TUB THUMPERS
 
AND THE THUMBING CHAAPS........
 
HAVING
 
HEEBIES JEEBIES
 
ABOUT WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE AS.....
 
JEBFILLS?
 
WELL, THEY NEVER FORGIVE
OR
FORGET
THE
COCKING
OF
A
SNOOK
AT
THE
STATE
OF
THE
STATE
THAT
CAN'T
STATE
HOW
THE
STATE
GOT
TO
THE
STATE
OF
BEING
ABYSMALLY
UNABLE
TO
STATE
THE
STATE
OF
THE
STATE
STAT!
STET!
TAT!
 
TOUCHE@T
 
 
 

EMERGENCE INDIA!