It was HISTORICALLY DATED--
Or it might have ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
Hardly so, but then it would not have been HISTORY.
Or would have made HISTORY!
HISTORY HAS IT THAT WHEN THE AUTHOR OF LIVING IT AND WRITING IT WHICH IS ALL A LIE BECAUSE THE GHOST WRITER WAS
A MACHINE WITH LANGUAGE PROCESSING SKILLS A GREAT shiver rose in the SHAKESPEAREANA THEATRE OF BRITISH BOO DA BHOOK KALA NATAKA
ACADEME, [IS THAT BHOOTH? THE ONE THAT HAMLET SAW HOVERING, WHILE HE WAS HOLLERING AROUND WITH HORATIO!]
HORROR OF HEURES-RUSE NO! WHILE ARISTOTLIAN DRAMATURGY HAD IT DOWN TO A DICHOTOMY DEPENPENDING ON THE ENDING,
whether it made to a comedy or a tragedy or that scions of stock hybrids whereby the children of butlers and ayahs get ROYALIZED
INTO A LINEAGE fortold by gene code unravelling at that humbug multi-centre multinational venture called: HUMAN GENOME CODE
BREAKING, and unravelling, it did not happen in BHARATA MUNI'S NATYASHASTRA!
NOT IN ONE OF THE EIGHT RASAS THAT END UP MAKING THE NINTH!
SO BAD WAS THE DRAMATURGY THE RASAYANA OF THE RAHASYA RIG-MORE-ROLE WHEREBY 'THE JOURNEY TURNKEY to the
end of the ETHERNET' ENDED UP WITH A FOREIGN OFFICE WIG AND A FAKE FOREIGN SECY THAT IS SECY OF STATE SHOWING SO MUCH BONHOMIE
OVER A PICTURE OF A UNIFORM STUCK ON A WALL, LIKE A CARPET WAS UNROLLED UNDER THE FEET OF THE CROWN'S QUANGOS ALL DONE IN
THE DIGITALLY DOCTORED DRAMATURGY OFCOURSE, the frisson of friction at the SHAKESPEAREANA DRAMATURGY WAS NOT ABOUT WHAT THAT
AMERICAN QUATER-WIT HAD POSTHUMOUSLY AUTHORED FOR HIM BY THE MILLICENT'S MONKEY WRENCHES IN THE MEDIA STUDIES, OR VICE VERSA
WHICH MAKES IT A JOB FOR A PANCATANTRA TO UNRAVEL HOW THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME IS GOING TO END UP EATING ALL OF THE
CHAPATI THE TWO CATERWAULING CATS BRING UPTO IT FOR EQUAL, EXACTING DIVISION, AND SO ON DOWN THE DAM WHERE THE WATERS DO NOT
FLOW BUT THE CROWN'S QUANGOS END UP WITH MUCH OF THE DOSH THE TWIN TERRORS AT THE BRETTONSY WOODS DOLE OUT FOR A RANSOM OF
AN INTEREST TO SEE THAT WELL WHERE THE INTERESTS LIKE, WHICH MEANS THE RETRO-PAID INTERESTS OF THE SHAKESPEARANA DRAMATURGY
WAS NOT ABOUT how the ROYALTIES PAID TO MARK TWAIN WITH A PSEUDONYM OR VICE VERSA OF SOMETHING CLEMENS DID NOT END UP LIKE
THEY ALWAYS DO WHICH IS WHY TO THIS DAY AND AWAY FROM THAT DAY AND FARAWAY IT IS STILL WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
SO NO THE SHAKESPEAREANA DRAMATURGY GETTING ITSELF INTO A TOWERING TIZZY NOT THE INFERNAL INFERENTIAL MACHINE
THAT WROTE THAT TRIPE THAT WENT BY THE TITLE: IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD? BUT THE EVER SO HOTTEST LATEST SPINE CHILLING NEWS: WAS SHAKESPEARE BORN!
NOT BORN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BLANKET OR TH WRONG, OR DON'T GET HIS PROGENITORS WRONG BECAUSE SO MUCH OF
THE FRACAS OVER THE FAR FETCHED AND FAR FROM FETCHING FRANCHISES HAVE BECOME SUCH A WET BLANKET OVER HOW THEY GET THEIR WET
DREAMS DELIVERED THROUGH THE MEDIA HOTHOUSES, THE POINT IS NOT HOW MILLICENT MANAGED TO WIPE OUT WEEP WEEP IT IS SUCH A SHAKESPEAREAN
DRAMA-- IF IT WASN'T BECAUSE SHAKESPEARE WASN'T EVEN BORN-- THE ENTIRE LOT OF SHAKESPEAREAN KIN, NOT WHICH OF SHAKA
OF FAITH HE KEPT, BUT WHETHER THEY REALLY SHOOK HIM OUT OF SHREWSBURY NAY NOT THAT BUT WHETHER THEY DID ACTUALLY BURY HIM
WHERE THEY SAID THEY DID AND YES WHETHER HE ACTUALLY PENNED: 'TAMING OF THE SHREW' AND THE REST OF THE CREW WITHOUT THE CREWCUTS
WEREN'T TELLING FIBS BECAUSE THEY WERE SUBJECTS OF THE CROWN SWORN TO SILENCE OR BE SWORDED TO SILENCE BY MILLICENT, WELL
MILLENIA WILL NOT WONDER HOW THAT MAN WHO WASN'T BORN WHO NEVER WROTE WHO WASN'T BURIED NOT EVEN AT BOOKSTORES OF W H SMITH'S
COULD HAVE HAD ATTRIBS LIKE 'HERE WAS A MAN!'
OR RATHER: HERE LIES A MAN!
AND THE OPERATIVE WORD IS NOT EVEN A PUN!
AND A PICTURE IS WORTH WHAT?
A THOUSAND PIG-CELLS!
IN AN ANIMAL FARM?
OH NO THE ANIMA AND THE ANIMUS OF THE PATHETIC BATHETIC DRAMATURGY IS ONLY WORTH A PICK CELL WHEREBY THE PICTURE
DOES NOT EVEN FIT INTO WELL THE PICTURE FRAME SO MUCH HAVE CHARGES BEING:
FRAMED!
So when the DRAMA that was digitally done, without the need for any live actors living out their lies the author
of the LIVING HISTORY was collecting the ransom from---
THE REWARDS FOR THE AWARDS OF THE HUMANITARIAN BOMBING?
OR HOW BRAVE THE BRIGHT BUTTON WAS BEING BOMBED TO BITS IN BOSNIA?
OR AS NEAR AS FAR CAN GET!
WHICH IS WHY THE DAILY RAGS DID NOT TELL HOW THEY ARE RECORDING HISTORY AS IT HAPPENED BECAUSE IT ALL HAPPENED
A LONG TIME NOT AGO BUT WHERE DO THEY GO?
IF THEY AIN'T ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE AND THE DIGITALLY DOCTORED TALES WITH THEIR PIXEL BITTEN PICTURES DON'T
EVEN HAVE THE AUTHENTICITY OF well bitten down finger nails for spine chilling thrilling denouement to unknot the knots they
tied themselves up over THE EVER ESCALOTORING BALLOTING WHERE THERE ARE NO BALLOTS BUT BILLS TO BE PAID FOR POSTERS AND SUCHLIKE
FOR SUCH AND SUCH WHEREBY THE EXTORTIONATE COSTS OF ADVERTISING AND THE NEW NAME-CALLING CALLED:
PAID NEWS!
AS IF NEWS IF IT IS PAID FOR IS BAD AS LONG SOMEONE WHO HAS MADE THE NEWS ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE NEWS!
THE POINT IS NOT IF SHAKESPEARE WAS NEVER BORN OR IS NOT DEAD THEN WHO WROTE THE COLLECTED WORKS?
THE POINT IS WHO COLLECTED THE COLLECTIONS ON THE COLLECTED WORKS!
WHICH IS WHY TO THIS DAY AND A NEWLY FOUND SHAKESPEAREAN SAY FROM THAT DAY AWAY WHEN HE NEVER DID SAY NOT ONE
WORD OF IT, THERE HAS BEEN EXACTLY THAT: NOT ONE WORD OF IT, ON IT; WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
AND THE ROYALTIES GO TO.....
THE ONE WHO REIGNS BUT DOES NOT RULE?
OR THE ONE WHO REINS BUT ALSO DOES NOT RULE?
OR ABIDE BY THE RULE?
THAT IS THE POINT: ABIDE IN HOPE ALL YE WHO BIDE THINE TIME IN POL.ITICS THAT BE DEAD, AND THE DEADBEAT BEAT
POLICEMEN AIN'T BEATING UP ANY BATHETIC BUCKWASH AS TO WHERE THE BUCKS WASHED AWAY BUT BESIDES THE POINT OF HOW THE CROWN'S
QUANGOS AND MERCENARIES WHO ARE CALLED WHAT? THAT-- YEAH EXACTLY THAT-- END UP THE FAKE GOVERNMENTS AND THE FAKE OPPOSITIONS
FITTING INTO AN ARISTOTLEAN DICHOTOMY HYBRID CALLED: TRAGICOMIC, WHERE COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS DO THEIR DIGITAL BITS OR HAVE
THEIR DIGITAL BITS DOWN TO THE BITING OF THE REAL TONGUE, THE SO CALLED FREEDOM OF THE PRESSer WHERE THE
GOVERNMENT IS NOT ANSWERABLE TO THE PEOPLE IT SUPPOSEDLY RULES OR IN WHOSE NAME IT SUPPOSEDLY RULES FROM SPEAKING IN IT'S
OWN TONGUE WITH IT'S OWN TONGUE TO TELL WHAT IT ......
WHAT IT..............
IT? WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT!
IN THE HIJRA RAJ, THE HIRED HACKS ARE ALL QUACKS!
GOING QUACK! QUACK!
THERE AIN'T NO GOVERNMENT.
AND THERE AIN'T PEOPLE BEING GOVERNED.
WHICH BRINGS THIS BACK TO THAT DOUR SCOTTISH KILT AS TO NOT HOW THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED: PARLIAMENTARY IMMUNITY
FROM WORDS SPOKEN WITHIN THE PRESCINCTS BUT WITHOUT THE PRESCIENCE TO KNOW THAT IN A DIGITALLY DONE AGE THAT TOO IS DONE AWAY
WITH AND THE TELEVISION AND CABLE AND INTERNET CHANNELS DO THE BITS DOING THE BITS WITHOUT THE BITPART PLAYERS FROM WHOM THE
BITS WERE DONE TO BYTES, AND SO ON MINUS THE REAL THING:
THAT IS
THE PARLIAMENTARY IMMUNITY!
SO WHEN IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO A FREEDOM OF THE PRESS, where machine-headed robotics take over
the talking and the TALKING HEADS AIN'T HEADS OF STATES TALKING OR TACKLING REAL ISSUES, THE ISSUES REAL THAT IS REGAL OR
OTHER WISE IS NOT THE ISSUE BUT THE ONE WHO ISSUES "THE SUE-ME IF I AM IN THE WRONG IN WHAT I AIN'T EVER SAID' IS NOT EVEN
READ WITH LIP-SYNCED SMOOTHNESS SO MUCH AS.....
AS.....
MUCH.....
AS......
MANGLED IN WAYS BEYOND THE REASONABLE COMPREHENSION OF PREHENSILE PRIMATES!
WHEREBY THE MEDIA MONKEYWRENCHES OF MILLICENT AIN'T AU FAIT WITH THAT DOUR SCOT CALLED MACAULAY!
AH! THOMAS BABBINTON MACAULAY!
OR THE CABBAGE PRETENDING TO BE HEAD OF STATE ANSWERABLE ONLY TO THE KING?
OR CON AS IN KING CON IF NOT KING KONG BECAUSE IN THE CONGRESS EITHER HERE OR IN THE AMERICAS THE THINGS SAID
TO BE HAPPENED HAVEN'T HAPPENED AND THE HAPPY ENDING OF THE FIASCO IS NOT HOW EICHMAN ENDED UP SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS FROM
ARGENTINA TO ISREAL TO FACE THE BARRAGE OF BABBAGE AT THE END OF THE FAUX WORLD WARS I and II or how HITLER THE BIT PART PLAYER
IN A SALACIOUS BAR IN SALSBURG OR THERISH DID NOT END UP BEATING CHARLIE CHAPLIN TO THE OSCARS BUT HOW THE SILENT MOVIE AND
THE ONE WHO MOVED MILLIONS TO MURDER DID NOT MOVE TO MILTON KEYNES?
IS THAT THE KEYNESIAN ECONOMY OF MILTON'S INFAMOUS ONE LINER?
'THEY ALSO SERVE WHO STAND AND WAIT!'
WELL STAND UP COMEDY DOES NOT WAIT FOR THE SERVICE TO BE PAID THE SERVICE TAX SO THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES
NEVER DID GET TO TELL WHAT THEY WERE UP TO WHEN CHAMBERLAIN WAS SUPPOSEDLY LIED TO BY HITLER ABOUT NOT ATTACKING CZECH WHILE
HE WAS HAPPILY PLANNING TO ATTACK CZECH AND CHAMBERLAIN DID ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THE MAKE-BELIEVE OR WAS A WILLING BAKRA
TO BE VICTIMIZED BY THE VICTORY SIGN TO BE FLASHED BY A LATTER DAY CHURCHILL BECAUSE......
ALL HISTORY IS A LIE?
AND NOBODY LIVING ENDED UP MAKING HISTORY?
OR HAVE THE HYSTERIA QUITE UP TO THE PITCH THAT HITLER GOT UP TO?
OR THE GOEBBEL'S PROPAGANDA WAS ONLY A PROP NOT PUT UP ON A SHAKESPEAREAN GLOBE THEATRE SO ALL THE KING'S MEN
AND THE CON MEN COULD NOT ACCOUNT FOR 'THE KING'S AND ROGUES' NOR FOR THE LACK OF ROUGE STICKS, OR HOW THE KING'S MEN KNOWN
AS THE CHAMBERLAIN'S MEN DID NOT HAVE TO HAVE BEEN KITTED OUT WITH THE CHAMBER POTS BECUASE.........
THEY HAD NO NEED TO WEE WEE'D!
WAH! WAH! WASILLA! WHERE DO CYBORGS GO WHEN THEY NEED TO SPEND A PENNY?
OR MORE TO THE EUPHEMISTICS WHERE TO SEND THE TEN P TO?
THE CROWN'S QUANGOS!
SO THE NATIONAL ADVISORY COUNCIL IS BACK AND THE QUANTUM OF QUANGO OR OFFICE OF PROFIT IS THE SAME WHERE THE
PRO IS NOT FIT EXCEPT TO PROFIT AND SO THE HANDYMADE TO THE HAND IN GLOVE OR SO GOETH THE POINT BACK TO BABBINTON!
MACAULAY!
'SCARCELY, any man, however sagacious, would have thought it possible that a trading company, separated
from INDIA, BY FIFTEEN THOUSAND MILES OF SEA, possessing in INDIA ONLY A FEW ACRES for the purpose of commerce, would
in less than hundred years, spread it's empire from Cape Comorin to the eternal snow of the HIMALAYAS would compel
Mahratta and Mohammedan to forget their mutual feuds in common SUBJECTION, would tame down even those wild races
which had resisted the most powerful of the Moguls; [not the BRITISH BANIAS OFCOURSE BECAUSE THEY CAME BY CREEPING SUBSTITUTION!
AND MACAULAY TUITION TO THE NATIVES TO WRITE LIKE HALF-LITERATE BOOK OF ONE SHELF ON THE WESTERN THOUGHT OR WHATEVER BOG -READ
BORING BIT, PUTTING DOWN DOWNPUTTING BIT, HE CAME UP WITH! NOT SMELLING OF HEATHER! OR THE INFAMOUS BRITISH WEATHER!
BEN NEVIS! OR THE BELT RIDING LOW DOWN ON THE LEVIS OR WHATEVER CLAUDE DID NOT CHARGE STRAUSSE TO CHARGE FOR BELOW THE BELT
RIDING THE HIP FLASK HIGH ON SCOTTISH MALT OR SUCH SALT DONE DIGITALLY SO THAT THE TAKE HOME TALLY OF THOSE WHO DON'T TALK
TO MACHINE-HEADS ENDS UP AS THE ROYALTY PAID TO.... WHO OR RATHER WHAT! IS THE QUANTUM OF MILLICENT'S MILLIONS NOT SHOWING
UP ON THE SALARY SLIP FOR THE DOUBLE AGENT BEING PAID FOR BEING IN POLITICS AND ALSO IN QUANGO AND ALSO UNABLE TO DO A CONGA
LINE TO THE KANGAROO COURT IF NOT KANGAROO COURT [SHORT 'A'] CONJEE-TAWNY KITCHENS AT CHESTERS BECAUSE THE CONGRESS IS THE HAND PARTY WITH THE HANDYMAID HANDING IT ALL OVER
TO THE HAND IN GLOVE OR SO MACAULAY SAID OR DID NOT SAY BECAUSE SHAKESPEARE NEVER SAID ANYTHING SHAKESPEARE SAID EITHER AND
MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH NE'ER E'ER SAID WHERE THE MILLIONS GO FROM THE DOCTOR NO TO THE CASINO ROYALE AND SO
ON IF IAN FLEMING DID NOT DIE WHEN THE HOME DEPARTMENT OF HIS OFFICE DID NOT SAY WHERE HE HOMED IN AFTER HE WAS WELL HOMME
DE NON-PLUME! WHEREBY THE AUTEURS ON LARGE SCREENS AND SMALL SCREEN CHRISTMAS TIME FREEBIES OUSTED THE ROYALTIES OVE TO SONY
TALKIES IF NOT TO SONY MOVIES! WITHOUT A MOTION BEING TABLED MUCH LESS PASSED IN PARLIAMENT ABOUT WHETHER MILLICENT'S MOB
DREW A PROPER PACCIOLI ACCOUNTING ON THE DOUBLE-ENTRY OF DOUBLE-AGENTS AND SO ON BUT WHEN THE GOVERNMENT STEPS IN TO SELL
OFF A COMPANY CALLED TRUTH THEN THE LIE MUST THAT THE PERSON WHO IS SAID TO HAVE OWNED THE COMPANY WAS A LIE AND THE TRADING
COMPANY THAT OWNED BUT A FEW ACRES IN THE WORDS OF MACAULAY-- NEED BABBINTON SAY MORE AS HOW BABBAGE AND CABBAGE WHO SOLD
BABBAGE AIN'T SAYING WHAT MACAULAY AIN'T SAID ABOUT: AUCTIONING OTHER PEOPLE'S BENAMI PROPERTIES SINCE THE BRITS TWITS LEFT
BEHIND A LAND ACQUISITION ACT FOR THE PURPOSE OF PUBLIC CAUSA BELLI OR THE BELLY-COZY OF PUBLIC FIGURES WHO AIN'T SHOWING
FIGURES ON WHO FINGERED AWAY THE FINGERS NOT OF GOLDFINGER BUT........TRIGGER FINGER? PAH! TERROR IS SUCH A TACTIC THOSE WHO
DON'T HAVE THE TONGUE TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE ONES WHO EARN THE MERCENARIES MEAN MONEY MAKING MACHINES...MUCH AS MACAULAY'S
PROSE WHICH IS WHERE THIS GOES BACK TO:] and having united under the LAWS...'
Hold it right there: ONE LAW FOR THE NATIVES! NO LAW FOR THE CROWN OR THE
CROWN'S CLERKS! SO BABBINTON CAN BEAT BABBAGE TO BITS ON BYTES AND EARN HIS BITE TOO, BECAUSE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS FREE
LUNCH FOR THE FREE PRESS WHICH EARNS THE RETURNS ON THE 'PAID NEWS' AND PUTS OUT THE NEWS FOR BEING PAID!
BUT DID NOT WRITE ONE BIT NOR BYTE OF IT!
SO BEAT IT! THE POINT IS THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT IS BEING RUN FROM AFAR, "SEVERAL THOUSAND
OF MILES SEPERATED BY SEA", IN THE WORDS OF BABBINGTON MACAULAY, BY 'LAWS LEFT BEHIND BY THE BRITS TWITS' NOT STRICKEN OFF
THE INDEPENDENT NATION, BECAUSE NO INDEPENDENT NETA EVER GOT TO RULE INDEPENDENTLY, ONE MALAYALEE FOREIGN SECY WHO IS STILL
STUCK TO SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHAT HE DID GAVE WAY TO A SARI-CLAD MALAYALEE DOING MUCH THE SAME HAVING DONE THE SAME
BEAT WITH A WIG IN FIVE STAR PREMISES OR SOME SUCH PREMISES AS PUT OUT THE PRESS, AT PRESS BUTTON SERVICE OF, LIVING IT
UP ON HISTORY MAKING IF NOT HAVING HYSTERICS AS HOW SO MANY MALAYALEES CAN BE MADE TO DO THE SAME MIDDLING JOBS AS MIDDLE
MEN AND WOMEN WITHOUT MATHAI THE FIRST MALAYALEE TO HAVE HALF WRITTEN THE HALF CATCH-PHRASE OF 'TRYST WITH DESTINY' SPEECHIFICATION
OR THE SPECIFIC ISSUE HE SUPPOSEDLY HALF-SPRUNG ON THE OFFSPRING OR SO PUT OUT BY THE PRESS, ON PRESS BUTTON SERVICE, THE
POINT IS THE LAW AYE, THE LACK OF IT, WHEREBY THE SUBJECTS WILL BE SUBJECTS WILL
BE SUBJECTED TO ALL KINDS OF INDIGNITIES AND THE IMMUNITIES FOR THE ONES WHO SUBJECT THE NON-SUBJECTS WILL NOT EVEN SUBJECT
THEMSELVES TO THE SAME SHELF OF LAWS BUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE IS"
NO SUBJECT!
SO IF THERE IS NO SUBJECT WHERE IS THE OBJECT IN PURSUING THE LAW TO IT'S TENACIOUS
TENDENTIOUS END: WHERE THE LAW WILL FALL LOW [unto] IT'S OWN COARSE?
SO THE LAW IS A LIE!
AND THE BABBINGTON BIT OF 'HAVING UNITED MILLIONS OF SUBJECTS UNDER IT'S LAWS' he can
bamboozle on but a bamboo stick would still bend winnowingly at that wilful wanton lie, because BABBINGTON BOASTS ON: 'would
carry its victorious arms far to the east of the Burampoooter [WONDERFUL NOMINATION THAT! THE NOMENCLATURE CAN BE CHANGED
BY SINGLETON OR THE OTHER SO THAT THE ROYALTIES CAN END UP EXACTLY WHERE THEY ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH: AS THE ROYAL RIP OFFS!
AND THERE IS NO NEED FOR A NEW SHAKESPEAREAN QUOTE ON THAT EITHER BECAUSE THE THREE QUOTES AND THREE TENDERS FOR HAVING TO
TRADE OFF A COMPANY WAS NOT PUT INTO PRACTICE BY THE VERY LAW THAT SUPPOSEDLY SEATED THE TRUTH IN THE SEAT OF THE MEDIA HOUNDING
HOUSE! WITHOUT THE LAW AND ORDER CLEARING HOUSE HAVING CLEARED OUT WITH ANY CLARTE ON THE ISSUE AS HOW THE THUNDERBOLT OF
INDRA DID NOT GET RUPEE IND THE RAVING REVIEWS ON IT'S NEW SYMBOL TO HAVE IT BABBAGED ONTO KEYBOARDS! but that is besides
the point! when the revenues ain't even written up in PACCIOLI DOUBLE ACCOUNTING NOT EVEN AUDITED WITH UTMOST EFFICIENCY BY
DOUBLE AGENTS! EARNING DOUBLE BILLS FOR NOT EVEN DOUBLE TIMING ON THE DUBIOUS DOUBLES THAT SHOW UP DIGITALLY WOUND UP BY THE
CUCKOO CLOCK THAT WENT FROM ANALOG TO DIGITAL OR VICE-VERSA OR WHATEVER IF EVER!] and far to the west of the Hydesper [HEAVENS
WHERE ON EARTH OR IN INDIA IS THAT?] dictate terms of peace at gates of Ava, and seat its .......
NOW HOLD YOUR BREATH HERE'S THOMAS BABBINGTON MACAULAY WRITING THE LATEST NEWS OF THE
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY IN THE FIRST HALF OF NINETEENTH CENTURY!
HE LIVED EXACTLY THAT HALF A CENTURY: 1800 TO 1850!
'AND SEAT ITS VASSAL ON THE THRONE OF CANDAHAR."
SO KRISHNA DROPPING IN ON A CLINTON CLINCHING DEAL IN KABUL IS NOTHING BUT......
MACAULAY, BABBINGTON THOMAS REPLAY!
NOT LIVING HISTORY.
BUT LIVING IN HISTORY.
GIVE OR TAKE A HYPHEN.
A HYPHENATED EQUATION?
INDO-PAK?
INDO-PAK-AFGHAN.
NAH! LIVING-IN!
SO "LE NOZZE DE FIGARO" THE MOZARTIAN COMIC OPERA, OR "THE MADNESS OF THE DAY"!
DID NOT SAY WHERE THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE NOT CERTIFIED BUT HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE STANDS UP TO THE LAWS!
WHEN THE OUTLAWS END UPMAKING A CLAIM FOR THE STASH AWAY CASH IN SECRET BANKING OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS WITHOUT
HAVING THE SECRECY CLAUSE INVOKED BY THE CLOTURE OF THE SWISS BANKING SERVICES OR THE JEKYL ISLAND'S EITHER BECAUSE.....
neither will part with a quart.
and lo and bellow!
'THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK!' did not even make a mark with a NOBEL ACCEPTANCE PRIZE!
NEITHER DID OBBIE THE CYBORG EITHER FOR THAT MATTER! NOT IN PERSON FOR THAT MATTER! BECAUSE HE AIN'T MADE
OF MATTER!
WHICH IS WHY THE ANTI-MATTER OF THE ANTI-PARTICLE IS NOT BEING VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT THE DOUBLY PHONEY
ANGLO-SAXONY
LAW!
SO THAT IS THE REAL MATTER.
THE MATTER OF LAW!
AND IF THE LAW DOES NOT MATTER...
THE MATTER MUST KEEP MUTTERING!
IN
BABBAGE SPEAK!
AND THE CABBAGE THE HEAD OF CABBAGE IS IN A VEGETATIVE STATE SO THE HEAD OF THE GOVERNMENT RATUS RATUS
AKA
MUNGI MUNGI
keeps MUM!
AND MUM-- OF THE NOT ONE PERCENT INDIAN-- GANDHI KEEPS MUM ABOUT THE ACCOUNTS OF THE QUANGO CALLED:
NATIONAL
ADVISORY
COUNCIL!
SO MILLICENT KEEPS THE CROWN'S COUNCIL
AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:
EDITED?
BLUE PENCILLED?
NAH!
THE EDITOR THAT DID NOT EDIT ONE BIT OF IT MUST BITE THE BULLET!
AND THE BULL'S EYE MUST IN ALL THESE CASES FROM FAKE FUNERALS TO FAKE MARRIAGES BE:
ABOUT
HOW
THE
PRESS
CAN'T
LOB IT
AND
IT IT TOO!
SO THE LOBBYISTS PAID TO PAY FOR THE PAID NEWS TO PAY PUT THE PRETENSES OF THE ANTI-LOBBYISTS WHO ARE PAID
TO PAY FOR THE PAID NEWS TO PAY PUT OR HAVE PUT OUT THE HIKE IN PAY FOR PARLIAMENTARIANS WHO AIN'T EVEN INVESTITURED WITH
THE IMMUNITY TO SAY WHAT THEY WILL ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE, MUST,
LIE ON THE FLOOR?
OH NO! THE DRAMA DOES NOT FLOOR THE ONES WHO ARE FAILED TO BE FOOLED BY THE FOOLHARDY PRESS THAT CAN AND
MUST HAVE CHARGES PRESSED FOR SPREADING LIES!
IF PARLIAMENTARY IMMUNITY IS A COMPLEMENTARY TICKET FOR THE FREE PRESS THEN...
THE FREEFALL?
"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
but a whimper."
T.S. ELIOT. GIVE OR TAKE A CENTURY OR A MILLENIUM?
OR THAT SHAKESPEAREAN CRUMB:
"I know the voices dying with a dying fall" (52) echoes Orsino's first lines in SHAKESPEARE'S TWELFTH NIGHT OR WHAT YOU
WILL.
AND GOD DID NOT LEAVE A WILL?
BECAUSE GOD IS STILL LIVING?
NOT HISTORY?
NOT LIVING HISTORY?
AH! THAT IS HOW HISTORICALLY DATED EVENTS ARE:
JESUS HIS ALMIGHTY CHRIST DATED HISTORY FROM MYTHOLOGY BY BEING BORN ON ....
THAT'S THE POINT.
THE DATE WAS SHIFTED AROUND BY THE ROMAN ROWDIES WHO HAVING NAILED HIM TO A CROSS BY THE SIDE OF BARRABAS BLESSED THEMSELVES
WITH ANOTHER BATHOS NOT ANOTHER BAPTISM BUT ANOTHER BATHOS OF HACKING OFF TEN DAYS OR WAS IT FIFTEEN MAYBE FOURTEEN IN THE
TIME OF ELIZEBETHAN THEATRE SO WHEN THE HALF-OWNER OF KING'S MEN AND THE GLOBE THEATRE MET HIS END BY MILLICENT'S MEDDLING
HE DIED ON THE SAME DAY AS DID THE AUTHOR OF SANCHO PANZA'S SQUIRE OR WAS THAT KNIGHT IN COBBLED TOGETHER ARMOUR OR SOMETHING
SO QUIXOTIC AS BOTH DYING ON THE SAME BUT: TEN DAYS APART!
TILL DEATH DID THEIR PART?
WELL THAT'S THE PART OF THE STORY BECAUSE "THE SECOND COMING" ALSO DID A GREGORIAN AND...
THE PAPA GREGORY HACK OFF OF TEN DAYS.......
DID DELAY THE SECOND COMING OF THAT STATE PAID POET LAUREATE 'BUTLER' SAMUEL YEATS BY ...
THAT'S BY AND BYE BECAUSE..........
" Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The
blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The
best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity. ...
...And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
samuel butler yeats THE SECOND COMING.
Bethlehem where?
THE HAGGIS, NOT HOOVERING AROUND GLEN NEVIS DOES NOT SAY EITHER BUT THE HAG'S GIS IS GOING INTO A TIZZY OVER WHAT WAS
MEANT IN IRISH WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN IN ENGLISH AND PAID FOR IN POUND STERLING?
A POUNDING HEADACHE ON HOW TO CALCULATE THE COMPOUNDING FEE AND ALSO POUND THE COPYRIGHT SO THAT IT WILL END UP BEING:
A ROYAL RIP OFF!
WELL, WELL OR ORWELL, THE POINT IS NOT HOW THE POUND NEVER EURO'D OR ZERO'D INTO THE CONTINENT WITHOUT DITCHING THE SPECIAL
ALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POUND BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY OUT OF MEMOIRS THEY MUST FIND SOMEONE TO MONKEY
AROUND WITH ATROCIOUS COINAGES SUCH AS:
HUMANITARIAN
BOMBINGS!
