There are no suicidal bombers. Only HOMICIDAL HEADS OF STATE.
That's stating the OBVIOUS.
Language used has to be SPECIFIC.
So when the risible state of politics reduces the ludicrity LUME LEVEL--
They RELOOM?
Oh nah! That would involve WAFT AND WEFT AND A LOOM TO --
AH THEN THAT MUST BE RELUME!
WHAT GOES INTO WATCHES WHEN THE ONES THAT WATCH THE STATE OF POLITICS---
WHO SHALL MIND THE MINDLESS IF THE MINDLESS DON'T MIND?
Oh they don't mind! THEY DON'T. THE METHOD IN THE MADNESS IS NOT MADE IN THE MIND, INFACT THE MIND IS NOT EVEN
MADE UP, MUCH LESS THE MAKE-UP IS MADE ---
LIKE PANCAKE? THICK AS A PANCAKE?
PAH! QUIS CUSTODIET IPSOS CUSTODES?
AH! IF THE HIGH CUSTODIANS AREN'T TAKEN INTO CUSTODY THEN THE DIET--
IS THAT THE JAPANESE PRETENCE FOR A PARLIAMENT?
OR THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF---
BRITS TWITS PRETENCE?
OH! NOTHING TO DO WITH A RELENTLESS DIET OF CUSTARD BUT THE LATIN LINGO FOR WHO SHALL KEEP THE KEEPERS THEMSELVES
IF --
THE WATCH KEEPERS DON'T WIND UP THE BIG BENJI?
OR RELUME?
AH! The IMAGE LUBES MUST HAVE GREASED LIKE DALDA DALLIANCE DEALINGS BY WHICH M&A....
M&A?
THERE WAS NO 'A'.
'A' GRADE DEGRADATION?
OH! NOTHING ON THE GALLUP POLLS WOULD HAVE DONE A DIGITAL VOTE WITH THE SPEED WITH--
ON SPEEDIAL?
RAID DIAL?
NO M FOR MEDIOCRITY WON'T EVEN MAKE MENTION OF THE MERGER AND THE STIR OF THE----
AH! THE STEER!
OF THE MERGER STARS!
Marginal!
Magically, the point of the mindless madness not making up the mind before the merger was that the SO CALLED HUNDRED
AND THIRTY YEAR OLD PARTY FOUNDED BY A BRIT TWIT CALLED A O HUME, WAS SOLD BY THE ITALIAN COW LIKE A CO-EQUAL DEAL TO MATINEE---------
AH! MATIN! MATINS
Salve REGINA! SLAVE ROZANA!
NOT ROSARY? NOT READS OFF BEADS?
NOT MATINS! NOT LAUDS!
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT WAS PRECISELY THAT LOUD!
Not LAUDED?
OH NO! NO LAW IS SO DEAD THAT DEADWOOD CAN BE REJUVENATED WITH..........
AH! DRIFTWOOD.
GET THE DRIFT?
THE DRAFT WILL NOT HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN IN SMALL PRINT BUT THE DEAL OF THE MERGER IS THAT IT IS NOT
AN ACQUISITION BY A BIG BENAMI PRETENDER OF A BIG BANE AMI PRETENDER!
AH! THE BANE OF THE DEAL IS THAT BIG BENji did not even chime it on the BEEB AND YET -------
And yet a MERGER is what happens betwixt CO-EQUALS---
AND THE TWIST IN THE TALE IS THAT BY THAT MADNESS OF THE DASH OF THE MALAYALEE MIDDLEMAN-------
The MERGER IS AS OF A CO-EQUAL WHEREBY THE BIG ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY YEAR OLD PARTY PRETENDING TO
BE THE BRITS TWITS BENIGN BENEVOLENT PATERNALISTIC POLITICAL PATTERN PATENTED BY THE BRITS TWITS WOULD HAVE MADE A MATINEE
IDLE THE PRESIDENT OF THE MERGED POLITICAL PARTY!
BAH! THE BATHOS OF THE BATHTIME TALE NEVER DID ...
EXACTLY! EXACTLY! NOT EVEN DONALD DUCK COULD DUCK THE CARTOON STRIP COMIC RUN........
TO END UP IN A PUDDLE MUDDLE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH RE WAH!
And in the Brits Twits BOO DA BHOOK KALA NATAKA A CAD DUMMY----
THE IMPOVERISHED ITINERANT RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURAL ITALIAN impossibly impositioned upon INDIA by
the IMPERIAL THRUST WHOSE IMPOSSIBLE IMAGE...
LARGER THAN LIFE?
LESSER THAN LIFELIKE?
OH THE LIFELINE THROWN TO THE ONE WITH THE LARGER THAN LIFE LESSER THAN LIFELIKE IMAGE OF THE DIGITALIZED
DAILY SOAP OPERA DRAMA...........
WILL TAKE A DENT?
LIKE THE ARAB AND THE CAMEL, KAMAAL HAI, THE KAMAL PARTY WILL BE GLOATING LIKE THERE WAS NO THUMB
MARO ...
NO TOMORROW....
NO THUMB MARO ANGOOTA CHAAP IMPRESSION SO DUMBED DOWN IN THE SHAM DAMMED "DEMO"-CRAZY OF INDIA THAT...
IT WAS DONE SO SIMPLY AFTER ALL THAT.........
EXACTLY THE POINT.
So when the ECONOMIC EGGHEADS DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHELLCOVER OVER THE EGGHEADS TO SAY HOW SOMEONE WHO
SHELLS OUT ONE NAYA PAISA TO EARN A SHARE IN A SHELL COMPANY CAN END UP OWNING THE ENTIRE STATE CAN...
By HOSTILE TAKEOVER.........
END UP WINDING UP THE HUNDRED AND THIRTY YEAR OLD PARTY SET UP BY THE BRITS TWITS A O HUME.......
APPARENTLY!
HOW MUCH A O?
ADVANCE OCTION?
NO. NOT THE OCTROI PAID FOR THE ACQUISTION BUT HOW MUCH ADVANCE OPULENCE CAN........
ADVANCE THE PULE POWER OF THE PUKE?
PAH! POLLRETCHES DON'T PROJECT WHAT THEY THROW UP!
TOUCHE! TERRIFIC PUN THERE BUT DID THE PUNSTERS ACTUALLY STIR THE POT?
JACKPOT?
THE JACK WON'T OVERINFLATE THE PUFFED UP TIRE OF THE SPARE BUT...
AH!
SPARE PARTS OF POLITICS CAN'T BUILD THE BODY POLITIC?
Spare the spar and spark plug will pull out the plug?
KLUGE?
KLUGE LIGHTS?
In the twilight zone of crepuscular ---
Creeping substitution---
There is no sub judice so subject to disputation OF WHICH AND WHAT IS THE PRIMUS INTER PARES
as the MERGER atween CO EQUALS.
NOTHING INTER ALIA?
INTER ALLIANCE?
ALL IN ALL A MERGER IS ATWEEN CO EQUALS AND THAT ITSELF IS AN OXYMORON.
WHAT IS THE CO EQUALS.
APPALING LANGUAGE.
So when HOSTILE TAKEOVER CAN HAPPEN WHERE A PENNYSHARE PUNTER CAN PICK UP THE PRESIDENCY OF THE ENTIRE
OUTFIT...
THE OUT AND OUT OF IT....
IS THAT WHEN THE NEWS READERS MAKE RIDICULOUS READOUTS THAT THE SUICIDE BOMBER DID BLAH BLAH BLAST
AND NO OUTFIT TOOK 'RESPONSIBILITY' FOR IT!
NOW LOOK AT THAT! JUST LOOK AT IT!
THEY ARE AT THEIR WITS END TO COME UP WITH IT!
HOW CAN SUICIDE BOMBER HAVE SOMEONE TAKE "RESPONSIBILITY"?
JUST LIKE THE IDIOTIC LAW HANDING OUT A DEATH SENTENCE TO THE LONE SURVIVOR OF A TELEVISION DIGITAL
DRAMA.....
DONE TO DEATH BY A QUACK QUACK COCK AND BULL STORY TELLER IN BLACK ROBES .......
WHO ALSO DID THE SAME ROLE FOR THE BOMBAY BLASTS BY THE BYE........
THE POINT IS THIS IF THE SUICIDE BOMBERS HAVE AN OUTFIT WILLINGLY OR GRUDGINGLY TAKING UP 'RESPONSIBILITY'
[AS IF THAT WERE IN ITSELF BY ITSELF OF ITSELF] A 'RESPONSIBLE' ACT OR DEED...
THEN THE LETTER OF THE LAW IS A DEAD LETTER!
THEN THE LAW MAKERS MAY AS WELL WRITE THE LAW BY WHICH A HOMICIDAL HEAD OF STATE CAN STATE HOW THE
HOMICIDAL STATE CAN BE 'RESPONSIBLE'.........
FOR THE LAPSES IN LAW?
FOR THE LAXITY OF LANGUAGE!
FOR THE LAXITY OF LANGUAGE!
MIND THE TONGUE!
MAIS OUI!
MAIS OUI!
NO THEY MAYN'T!
BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY, MOST MAYN'T
THEY MAY NOT RUN THAT RIDICULOUS RISIBLE LINE WITHOUT SOUNDING DOUBLY RIDICULOUS!
AND WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE PROPERTIES OF THE MERGED ENTITIES?
AH! ENGLISH! ENGLISH!
DOUBLY RUBBISH!
THEY WILL END UP RUBBING THEIR EYES IN DOUBLY DISMAY WHEN THE AUCTIONEERS WILL BANG THE GONGS GOING:
GOING!
GOING!
GONE!!!
GONG!