CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?

POLL-RETCHES

CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?

It is a mockery of inAPPROPRIATED APPROPRIATION [IS THAT APPROBATION WITHOUT THE APPORTIONING OF ACCRUED INCOMES?] as how the HALF-NAKED FAKIR is 'BRAND-ITEM NUMBERED' into the HALF-NATAK FAKERS ACADEMY OF ADVERTISEMENT.

Witness how the CRAPPY CENTRAL GOI that does not owe any legitimacy since the SHAM ELECTIONS of INDIAN SUMMER 2009, has 'RENAMED THE NREGA AFTER GANDHI!

THAT AFTER IT WAS THE 'BRAINCHILD' OF THE GORY GANDHI!!

AND AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD GOING WORSE ENOUGH THERE IS THE CASE AGAINST THE NOMENCLATURE NATAK where THE ONE AND WONLY WORLD FAMOUS GURU OF SELF-UNEMPLOYMENT, never mind all that nervy SWADESHI AND SWANTANTRA, being MADE GURU OF THE GOVERNMENT'S RURAL EMPLOYMENT GUARANTEE SCHEME!

THE ONE AND WONLY WORLD FAMOUS GURU OF SELF-EMPLOYMENT WHO FOUGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW APPROPRIATED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND HUMILIATINGLY MADE THE GURUHEAD OF EMPLOYMENT!

THAT'S CHEATING?

WELL YES, WITNESS HOW THE MONT BLANC LIMITED EDITION personalised handwriten handcrafted HIS NIBS, is marketed just when the COPYRIGHT ELAPSES.

WHICH BRINGS TO POINT, HOW THE COPYRIGHT is such a STATE ENSURED [SHOULDN'T THAT be: Insured?] CHEATNUT FOR FirangiPenny?

How the firangis make so many Pennies out of one who DID NOT DEIGN TO MAKE A PENNY, NAY NOT A PAISA?

PAH!

So, that is how it is that the COPYRIGHT ISSUES OF THE GANDHI LEGACY WILL DECLINE INTO A DEMONSTRATION.

AND TO SHOWCASE THE DEMONSTRATION OF THE STATE'S PROSTRATION there was the ever so ridiculous sight of the SHAMMING HEADS OF ministries and GUBERNATICAL HIGHNESS making a round of a FAUX BAPUGHAT when the Nehruvian TEMPLES OF MODERN INDIA WERE IN SPATE TO RENDER PEOPLE HOMELESS, WHERE THE HOME MINISTER IS NOT EVEN DISMISSED FROM THE TELEVISION SHAMMING AFTER SAMUEL WENT MISSING IN ACTION.

AND AS IF THAT WASN'T HORRENDOUSLY CALLOUS ENOUGH THERE IS THE CASE OF THE AMERICAN CHICAGO CYBORGS HOBNOBBING WITH THE ROYALTY IN EUROPE WHERE EACH ROYALTY IS FIVE HOUSEHOLDS STRONG AND RULES OVER THREE HALFBROKEN HOUSEHOLDS AND YET HAS A STRANGLEHOLD OVER THE WORLD'S ECONOMY.

WHICH IS WHY TO THIS DAY FROM THAT DAY AWAY IT IS STILL CALLED WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:

THE ROYAL RIP OFF!

And as if the atrocious frocks of Michelle Obama weren't appalling enough to reduce America to a SESAME STREET SMALL SCREEN PRESENCE, there is the case being made out as how THE HEAD OF THE MOST POWERFUL SOLE SUPERPOWER OF THE WORLD will personally go to plead the case for the OLYMPIC BIDDING TO BE BASED IN CHICAGO.

AND IF THAT IS NOT CHEATNUTS ENOUGH it is that tacky enough that instead of the ROYALTY OF OLE BLIGHTY AND THE HEAD OF THE FUND COLLECTION OF THE GOD ALMIGHTY ACTUALLY GETTING TO SPEAK UP ON THE NUCLEAR STANDOFF BETWEEN PERSIA AND THE PERSECUTED JEWS OF EUROPE WHICH THE PERSIAN REPRESIDENTED REPRESENTATIVE WHO SUPPOSEDLY DOES NOT REPRESENT ANY PERSIAN ACCORDING THE LEGEND OF NEDA SOLTAN SOMETHING AMERICAN PERSIAN BEING MOWED DOWN IN THE STREETS OF TERROR STRIKEN TEHERAN, the American President is more concerned, AYE, MORE CONCERNED about how to make more MONEY from all the STADIUMS AND HOSPITALITY AND ENTERTAINMENT AND YES ADVERTISEMENTS that would flow out of the OLYMPIC BIDDING.

AND AS IF THAT WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH TO BE A REPEAT OF TEFLON TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR pullling a fast one on the FRENCH BIDDING THERE IS THE SIGNIFICANT SIN CRONY OF HOW THE SHAM ELECTIONS THAT SAW TO THE SHAM EXIT-TENSE OF SAMUEL RETURNED THE SAME FINANCIAL MINISTER AS THE SHAMMING CHIEF MINISTER SO THAT WHATEVER FINANCIAL FRAUDS WENT ON FROM BLIAR TO BROWN WOULD DO A DITTO!

AND THE GUBERNATICAL HIGHNESS IS SINGING A DITTY?

OH AYE. AT THE AKAI BALAI OR SOME SUCH SHAM GET TOGETHER!

SO, THE SHAM BIDDING AT THE DANISH PASTRY PAD WILL NO DOUBT GIVE THE BIDDING FOR THE OLYMPICS PRECISELY WHERE THE FIRANGI PENNY CAN END UP EXACTLY LIKE:

THE PROVERBIAL BAD PENNY!

TURNING UP WHERE IT AIN'T WANTED!

AHA!

SO, THE SHAMING OF AMERICA WILL BE ONE MORE RUNG DOWN WHEN THE CHAPRASI courier PRETENDING TO THE POST OF PRIME MINISTER-- most disgustingly UNELECTED-- of INDIA WILL END UP AS the first STATE BANQUET CHIEF GUEST OF AMERICA'S FIRST CYBORG COUPLE THAT SHAMMED ALONG TO SHOW THE CLINTONS BACK INTO THE SAME SHAME LUNATIC ASSYLUM!

TO BE LOCKED UP AS A FOURSOME?

BECAUSE THE SHAMMING DEMOCRACY OF AMERICA HAS SEEN NOTHING SINCE THE GULF WAR ONE OF THE FIRST BUSH GAVE WAY TO THE TWO TERM OF CLINTON THAT GOT THE PRESIDENT IMPEACHED BY THE ETHICAL ESTABLISHMENT TO RETURN THE SON OF THE FIRST BUSH TO A TWO TERM AND LO AND BEHOLD IF IT AIN'T LOW ENOUGH FOR THE ONE WHO CANNOT READ LAW AT ANY SCHOOL OF LAW NOR PRACTICE LAW BECAUSE OF THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE PRESIDENT, THE FORMAL IMPEACHMENT BY THE ETHICAL ESTABLISHMENT OF THE FORMAL PRESIDENT OF AMERICA, it must be doubly callow that the CLINTON FOUNDATION piggy banking on the CLINTON SECY OF STATEHOOD IS REDUCING AMERICA TO A STATE OF CORRUPTION SO CREPUSCULAR THE CREEPY CRAWLIES MUST BE CRINGING TO EVEN OWN UP FRATERNITY WITH THE FRAT PACK THAT IS BACK WITH THE ABOMINATION OF AMERICA VIA THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!

THAT WOULD INVITE THE PRIME MINISTER-- MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED-- OF INDIA TO BE THE FIRST HEAD OF STATE VISITING WITH THE FIRST HEAD OF THE STATES ON A STATE VISIT!

THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES MUST NO DOUBT BE PULLING OUT THE CHEATNUTS OUT OF THE FIRE BECAUSE THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY CAN'T BE FIRED NOR CAN THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT BE MADE ACCOUNTABLE AT WHAT GOES ON AT THE DINNER TABLE WHERE TWO SHAMSTERS WILL END UP EATING CLAMSTERS?

AND CLAMMING ABOUT THE SORRY STATE OF THE STATE?

WHERE THEY ARE USED AS INDIAN CHAPRASI WITHOUT THE POWER OF THE POPULAR CHAAPA OF THE INDIAN VOTERS' APPROBATION IN AN AUTHENTIC PAPERBALLOTED ELECTION, HAVING A FAKE FETING WITH FOIS GRAS STATE BANQUET CHEZ OBAMAS BEING USED AS THE AMERICAN COOLIES?

AND THE COOL COOL COLLECTIONS FROM SUCH CONTRAPTIONS?

ARE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE ALWAYS?

WHICH IS WHY TO THIS DAY FROM THAT DAY AND AWAY THEY ARE STILL CALLED WHAT THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:

THE ROYAL RIP OFFS!

So fancy father of nation b'day celebrations and national holiday declared to DO NOTHING, did exactly that:

it DID: DO NOTHING!

TO DELIVER INDIA TO INDEPENDENCE.

AND THE NOTIONAL INDEPENDENCE OF AMERICA IS MORE OF A SHAM AND IT WOULD A SHAME TO TOP THAT UP WITH THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA SHAMING THE NATION BY PERSONALLY GOING AND PLEADING FOR A SILLY SPORTS EXTRAVAGANZA TO BE SET UP IN HIS HOMESTATE!

AS IF?

EXACTLY. CHICAGO IS NOT THE HOMESTATE OF THE CYBORG.

NOR YET IS HONOLULU CERTIFICATE OF A DELAYED AUTHENTICATION OF A BIRHT CERTIFICATE!

SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE THE NUCLEAR DIALOGUE BETWEEN A BELIGERENT PERSIA AND THE SIX?

GOING FOR SIXERS?

WELL GERMANY'S ELECTIONS HAS RETURNED THE SAME HEAD OF STATE WITH THE SIDE DISH CHANGED.

FROM LEFTOVERS TO RIGHTUNDERHANDDEALS?

WHICH IS THE STATE OF WORLD POLITICS.

PERSIA HAS THE SAME FELLOW, INDIA HAS THE SAME FELLOW, AFGHANISTAN HAS THE SAME FELLOW, CHINA HAS THE SAME FELLOW AND NOW GORDY IN OLE BLIGHTY HAS TO COPE WITH THE SUN PULLING OUT?

WELL IF THAT WASN'T ORWELLIAN ENOUGH, THERE WOULD BE YET ANOTHER SHAM DEMOCRACY WHEREBY THE OPINION POLLS WOULD NO DOUBT PULL OUT THE CHEATNUTS OUT OF THE FIRE BECAUSE NEITHER BLIAR NOR BROWN CAN BE FIRED IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

AND SO THE CLINTONS CAN HAVE THEIR TOMES OF GHOSTWRITTEN TAPES CRAWLING LIKE TAPEWORMS FROM THE PREVIOUS LEGACY AND STILL THE LEGALITY OF THE VERY POINT WHERE THE IMPEACHED PRESIDENT OF AMERICA CAN SIPHON OFF HUGE SUMS FROM OFFICIAL DHUMKIS ISSUED BY THE OTHER AND THE MOST POWERFUL COUPLE OF OBAMAS PERSONALLY GOING ON ALL FOURS TO PLEAD THE CASE FOR CHICAGO....

CHIQUITITA tell me WHAT'S WRONG?

THAT'S WHAT.

IN THE PULP FICTION WHERE LAETITIA IS CHIQUITITA, IT IS A CASE OF FRITZLING AMERICA!

SO, THAT IS HOW BLACKMAIL WORKS.

AND WHETHER THE BLACKMAIL WORKS OR THROWS SPANNER IN THE WORKS, THE MAHATMA'S EXPERIMENTS WITH TRUTH DID NOT DO ANY RENUMERATION EARNING WORK!

SO IN THE FITNESS OF THINGS, THE FATHER OF THE NATION CANNOT BE SHAMED INTO BECOMING THE FOREFATHER OF EMPLOYMENT WHEN HE WAS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED FOREBEARER OF SELF-UNEMPLOYMENT!

THE NATIONAL RURAL EMPLOYMENT GUARANTEE SCHEME CAN'T BE NAMED AFTER GANDHI JUST SO THE GORY GANDHI CAN SIPHON OFF FUNDS AT SOURCE!

IT IS WAY TOO COARSE!

AND E'ER SO GROSS!

NO THE LINCOLN CIVIL WAR did nothing to AMERICAN SLAVERY.

Nor did Ly Johnson's legislation.

It has only gone:

HIGH PRICED.

AND INTO HIGH PLACES.

When the MARAUDING COLONISING GREEKS WENT TO EGYPT and met with the SPHINX, the riddle posing SPHINX always won.

AND TORE THEM UP TO BITS.

BUT WHEN Oedipus Rex becomes THE FIRST ONE TO ANSWER THE RIDDLE AND GET IT RIGHT, THE SPHINX THROWNS HERSELF FROM THE CLIFF.

IS THAT THE FORERUNNER OF THE MODERN BLOCKBUSTER CALLED:

THE CLIFFHANGER MYSTERY.

AS IF.

BLACKMAIL CAN BE BEATEN BLACK AND BLUE WITH A BLOCKBUSTER BESTSELLER.

IS THAT THE BIBLE TREATMENT?

WHEN THE FAMILY BIBLE THE BIG BOOK BEATS THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF A GANGLION?

IS THAT THE GANG-LION?

OH NO. JUST A BENIGN BUMP AT THE WRIST AND THWACK GOES THE BIBLE AND FLAT GOES THE GANGLION.

NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GANG OR LIONISATION OF THE GANGS!

OH. NOT EVEN GANGADIN'S DHUMKI TO ALADIN?

OH NO. NOTHING ABOUT 'GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC LAMP' AND I'LL LIGHT IT UP WITH A NUCLEAR SINGLE LIGHT BUGGA WITH A FREEBIE THROWN IN FOR HUMBABA.

BECAUSE THAT IS ALL SUCH HUMBUG THAT GILMAGESH NEVER HAD WRITTEN INTO CUNEIFORM TABLETS EITHER BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY AS THE PIKKA SAHEB WOULD PUT INTO A BENAMI BYLINE BOUGHT FROM THE BLOCKHEADS BYGONE AEONS AGO, HERRON did PUT THE RED HERRINGS.

IN THE COURT'S HEARINGS.

OH NO. INTO PULP FICTION.

'THEREFATER JOHNNIE'

SAID CARO?

WELL LAETITIA, IS A CHARACTER IN THE PULP FICTION OF CAROLIVIA.

HERRON.

AND THERE WAS NO COURT HEARING?

NOT IN THE COURT'S HEARING.

WHICH IS WHY THERE IS SUCH AN EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS:

OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT.

WHEREBY THE EMOLUMENTS ARE EMBELLISHED?

OR EMBEZZLED FROM THE ESTABLISHEMENT.

BECAUSE ETHICS DON'T HAVE A FRITZLING?

OR...............

SIZZLING AS THE PULP FICTION'S POWER TO FRIGHTGATE IS ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY?

THERE IS NO ABSOLUTION FROM THE POWER TO THE DISSOLUTION OF POWER STATES WHERE THE NUCLEAR CIVIL DEALS DO NOT DELIVER THE POWER TO LIGHT UP CANDLES AT A STATE BANQUET WHICH IS NOTHING SHORT OF CHICANERY!

AH. CHICA?

THEY WILL CHICKEN OUT?

LIKE HEADLESS CHICKEN?

CHIC CHIC CHICA CHICA

OR COME TO CHICAGO

WHICH IS CHIC A LONG TIME AGO

OR THERE IS NO OTHER GO

IT IS THE MARK OF THE TIMES THAT NUCLEAR POWERED PRESIDENT IS BEING REDUCED TO SUCH SLAVERY THAT HE WILL BE PERSONALLY PLEADING ON ALL FOURS TO HAVE A STUPID OLYMPIC BID TO BE SITUATED IN CHICAGO.

WHILE SHEILA DIKSHIT DUG IN AND WON A THIRD TERM SO THAT THE SIPHONING OFF OF FUNDS FROM THE ASIAN GAMES WILL CONTINUE WITH A CHANGE OF GUARD AND THE ULTAFIED TRUTH HAS BEEN BOUGHT AND SOLD WITHOUT EVEN THE OWNER BEING PULLED OUT OF PRISON AND THE TRUTH OF IT IS THAT.........

THERE IS ONLY ONE DRIVING ENGINE OF WORLD CHICANERY AND THAT IS:

GIVE THE CHICKS A FEW FEATHERS AND THEY WILL FEATHER THEIR NESTS AND ALSO LEAVE A NEST EGG IN THE EUROPEAN SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS WHICH WILL SIPHON IT ALL OFF BECAUSE..........

THE BUMPER LOTTERY GOES....

TO THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN NIGHT?

OR THE SPOOKS WILL BUMP THEM OFF INTO THE FARTHEST NIGHT.

AND THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR IS NO GAWAIN?

OR THAT GREEN?

AT ALL THE GREENBACKS DOING A BACKFLIP TO GO EXACLTY WHERE THEY ALWAYS WENT?

WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL CALLED WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN:

THE ROYAL RIP OFF.

AND THE LOYAL RETINUE OF RETAINERS DON'T NEED ANY TRAINERS TO TEACH THE TRAINERS TO........

RELEASE THE PRISONERS OF THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T AFTER ALL THE ONES THAT DONE IT?

AHA!

THAT'S HOW IT IS THAT THE EVER SO SILLY AND EVER SO APT AS TO BE RAPPED ON THE KNUCKLES WITH NARY AN ENGLISH CHUCKLE AS A SAYING HAS IT:

THE LAW IS AN ASS!

CHUCKLEHEADED IGGITS END UP AS HEADS OF STATE AND DON'T GET CHUCKED OUT!

TOUCHE.

THE COURTS OF ANY COUNTRY DON'T DO THE COURTESY.

AND THE ONES WHO COURT DISASTER GO COURTING AFTER STADIUM BUILDING AND ADVERTISEMENT REVENUE COLLECTING SPREES INSTEAD OF RELEASING SAMUEL FROM THE SHAM SHAVA?

OH THEY'LL EVEN SELL GILETTES TO THE ONE WHO DOES NOT SHAVE!

WHICH IS HOW THE MAN WHO WENT ADVERTISING FOR FARMERS TRACTORS OR SOME SUCH FARMING MACHINERY ENDED UP WITH MACHIVELLIAN MACHINATION MAKING REVENUES OUT OF SHAVING BLADES!

GILETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET?

AND THAT ONE LINER SOLD SO MANY PIECES?

DISPOSABLE PIECES?

REALLY?

NOT REALLY BUT NEITHER did PT BARNUM NOR HIS ENTIRE CIRCUS EVER GOT ROUND TO MOUTH THE MOST FAMOUS ONE LINER:

THERE IS SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE!

BECAUSE NO MINUTES WERE TAKEN DOWN WHEN SAMUEL WENT MISSING AND THE STATE PUT OUT THE STATEMENT THAT HE WAS SIGHTED AND SAFE AND THEN CAME BARKIN' DOTTY AND DID THE BIDDING OF...

THAT'S WHAT.

THEY NEVER GOT TO ANSWERING THAT ONE FIASCO TO THIS DAY, ONE MONTH ON SINCE SAMUEL WENT M.I.A. MISSING IN ACTION FROM THE SMALL SCREEN SHAMMING ALONG AS THE CHIEF MINISTER OF THE STATE OF ANDHRA PRADESH, INDIA AND THE CIA HASN'T TOLD MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH HOW THE MISSION WAS MESSED UP AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:

DOUBLE O?

WELL DOUBLE CIPHER OR NO CENOTAPH ON THE EPITAPH IS NOT VICE-VERSA.

IS NOT GOING TO REVERSE THE VICE OF THE VENAL VANITY OF THOSE WHO .......

WHO?

THAT'S WHO!

WHO DON'T OWN UP TO THE WHAT OF IT.

THAT THERE ARE NO WATTS COMING FROM THE NUCLEAR FICTION FACTORY EVEN IF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY ONLY ENDED UP MAKING A BIG PRODUCTION OUT OF ONE COLD JAR OF COLD CREAM CALLED:

COLD WAR!

AND LEFT THE DOOR AJAR?

OH NO THE PERMAFROSTY FIES SLAMMED THE DOOR AFTER THEMSELVES LOCKING THEMSELVES INTO THE SECURITY COUNCIL TILL BILL CLINTON CAME ALONG AND SLEPT THROUGH THE SUBCONTINENT BLASTING THEIR GATECRASHING WAYS INTO THE CLUB.

TO BE CLUBBED INTO SUBMISSION?

THAT THEY MUST NOW SIGN THE CTBT AND THE NPT OR ELSE EX-HACK STROBE TALBOT TURNED CLINTON'S MAD ALBRIGHT'S NOT SO BRIGHT CUB REPORTER IN THE SECY OF STATE DEPART MENTALS, WILL TURN INTO JASWANT SINGH'S INTERLOCUTOR AND BOTH WILL END UP WITH BLOCKBUSTER BESTSELLERS GHOSTWRITTEN BY THE ENGLISH EVENTS MEDIA MANAGEMENT?

TILL SUCH TIME AS THE CLINTONS CAME BACK PIGGY BANKING THE CYBORGS PHISSING EXPEDITION AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:

PERSIA TIGHTEN THE SCREWS ON THE PERSECUTED JEWS?

WELL PERSONS OF NO PRESENCE BAR A CYBORG CERTIFICATION ARE HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE AS ARE THE CLINTONS CREEPY CRAWLY RETURN TO THE ESTABLISHMENT THAT THREW THEM OUT WITH A REPRIMAND AS IRREVERSIBLE AS AN IMPEACHMENT AND YET THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT SERVES THEM UP WITH AN ENGLISH DESSERT AS 'PEACHES AND CREAM' WHEREBY THE SECY OF STATE CAN DELIVER THE DHUMKIS AND THE DUMBED DOWN CAN DELIVER THE DOSH TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE CELEBRITY COOKBOOK BESTSELLERS WILL NO DOUBT DO THE NOSH FOR THE INDIAN PALATES FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL PLACE BUT.............

HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?

PLUS CA CHANGE

PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE.

Antony.

THE MORE IT CHANGES

THE MORE IT IS THE SAME THING.

SO THOUGH THAT ANTONY WAS NO RELI OF TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR WHO PULLED OUT AN OLYMPIC RABBIT FROM A FRENCH HAT THE AMERICAN CYBORGS PERSONAL PLEAS FOR CHICAGO IS PLAYING OUT THE SAME DITTO.

ISN'T THAT A TAUTOLOGY?

WELL IF BLIAR GAVE WAY TO AN UNELECTED BROWN WHO COULD NOT MUSTER FIVE HOUSEHOLDS IN THE PARISH OF FIFE TO DELIVER THE LEGITIMACY OF THE FINANCE MINISTER RISING TO BECOME THE PRIME MINISTER THE COUNCIL MAN IN THE STATE OF ANDHRA PRADESH WHO WAS THE FINANCE MINISTER IN THE MINISTRY OF THE MAN WHO WENT M.I.A. MISSINGI N ACTION HAS ALSO HAD THE SAME DITTO!

AND AS IF THAT WASN'T DOUBLY HORRENDOUS ENOUGH TO BE A SHAMING SHAMMING

SYN CRONY SEATY

THE ONE WHO IS CALLED THE SPHINX hasn't gotten round to even POSING ONE RIDDLE AS TO HOW TO RID THE BODY POLITIC OF SO MUCH:

CHICANERY!

CHIQUITITA WHAT'S WRONG?

AND WHAT ABOUT THE RED HERRINGS?

STREWN AMONGST HER RINGS?

THAT'S THE POINT.

THE RED BRIGADE WON A WHOLE CHESSBOARD'S WORTH OF SIXTY FOUR CONTINGENT AND THE CONGRESS PARTY CONNED IT SO THE ONE WHO NEVER EVER WON EVEN ONCE GOT TO GRAB AND GRUB THE HIGHEST POST OF THE GOVERNMENT!

AND IF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT AFTER PRESIDENT IS WINING AND DINING WITH THE SAME ONE THEN WHAT DOES IT SUGGEST?

THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO DINNER, STATE DINNER WITH PRESIDENT AFTER PRESIDENT OF AMERICA IS A:

DECOY!

AND THE REAL McCOY?

McMAHATMA?

Mc squared?

HA HA HA

THE EINSTEINIAN FRAUD in the swiss patent office........

PPPSSSSSSSST!

Einstein refused to be the FIRST PRESDIENT OF ISREAL BUT accepted HONONARY MEMBERSHIP OF THE HOUSE OF PLUMBERS?

WHICH IS WHY THERE IS AN EVER SO APTLY SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS:

PLUMBING NEW LOWS?

JOE THE PLUMBER VOTED?

REALLY?

IN A SHAM ELECTION?

REALLY?

WELL NOT REALLY.

IT WAS ONLY A REALITY SHOW!

AND HAS NOTHING TO SHOW TO REALITY!

AHA!

SO THE PLUMBING OF NEW LOWS IS:

THEREAFTER JOHNNIE?

IS 'THE JOHN' AN EUPHEMISM?

SO LONGJOHN SILVER CAN GET TO STASH IT ALL AWAY IN:

TREASURE ISLAND?

ON CHARGES OF TREASON?

THAT CAN'T BE TRIED?

IN ANY COURT OF LAW?

BECAUSE:

VOILA!

THE LAW IS AN ASS!

AS SUCH.

AND CONTINUES TO MAKE AN ASS OF ITSELF.

THAT IS HOW THE LAW OF THE LAND LETS DOWN THE LAND!

BECAUSE

THE LAWMAKERS

ARE

THE LAWBREAKERS!

AND FROM

THE QUAKERS

TO

THE FAKERS

THE MAKERS OF THE FOUNDING LAWS FLOUNDERED ON THE ..............

FLOUR?

WHAT'S THE DOUGH?

THAT GOES UNDER THE TABLE?

OR DRINKS: UNDER THE TABLE?

AT THE STATE BANQUETS?

BAH!

THE MEDIA MADE OF MAIDA, WITH IT'S PASTRY PUFFERY PIECES ...........

AND PIE CHART OPINION POLLS?

PULLS THE WOOL ON THE EYES OF?

THE PEOPLE?

REALLY?

NOT REALLY.

BECAUSE IT HASN'T ANYTHING TO DO WITH REALITY.

AND IT IS ONLY A SHOW.

AND HAS NOTHING TO SHOW IN REALITY?

NO WHEN REALTY IS DOLED OUT BY THE STATE TO MEDIA PERSONS...

BY POWERGRUBBING POLITICIANS...

POWERMONGERING BECOMES........

MUNGO MUNGO?

WHICH IS HOW THE CENTRAL GOI WITH THE LAW MINISTRY AND THE PPP THAT IS THE PRIVATEERING PROFITEERING PARTNERSHIP OF THE INTERNATIONAL MAFIA ENDED UP EATING UP ALL THE LAND ENDED UP MAKING MUNGO MUNGO THAT IS RATUS RATUS RETURNED AS THE PRIME MINISTER-- MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED-- OF INDIA WHILE OVER THERE IN AMERICA WHITEWATER SCAM AND THE OBAMA CONSORTING WITH LAND MAFIOSA IS..

DITTO DITTO.

SIN CRONY SEATY!

SO FOR THEIR SINS OF SIMULACRA-- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD-- the state of AMERICA will host THE INDIAN SHAMSTER MUNGO MUNGO AKA RATUS RATUS-- to a first FOREIGN HEAD OF STATE BEING FETED TO A STATE BANQUET which is a FETE WORSE THAN DEARTH!

BECAUSE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OF THE CYBORG AND THE ONE WHO IS DOMICILED IN A STATE FROM A FAKE STREET ADDRESS ARE SERVING THE ROYAL RIP OFFS AS THE CHAPRASI AND THE COOLIE OF HISTORY.

WHICH IS WHY THERE IS SUCH AN EVER SO APTLY SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS:

DUMPED AS A DUO INTO THE RUBBISH BIN OF HISTORY?

OR SOME SUCH STORY THAT FALLS LIKE A TALL STORY FLAT ON IT'S OWN FARCE!

WHICH IS WHY THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT OF ELECTIONS FROM EUROPEAN GERMANY AND OLE BLIGHTY TO AMERICA TO INDIA DON'T HAVE THE SAME TAGLINE:

FAR-FETCHED?

oh aye the far away are feted in a fete worse than dearth and it is a story too far fetched to be fetching but is very very fetching in FIRANGI PENNY FOR THE CHEATNUTS.

WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL CULLED

WHAT IS HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:

THE ROYAL RIP OFFS!

WHO DON'T GET OFF?

WHO CAN'T!

BECAUSE THEY ARE RIDING:

THEIR HIGH HORSES?

FOR CRYING OUT HOARSE THE EVER SO HOARY SIOUX INDIAN SAYING GOES:

'When you find yourself riding a dead horse the best STRATEGY is to GET DOWN.'

BUT SIOUX AREN'T REALLY PUKKA INDIANS, JUST WHAT THE PIKKA SAHEBS THOUGHT THEY WERE WHEN THEY WEREN'T WEARING POLKA DOTTED TIKKA MASALA BEFORE THEY BUNGED IN THE EUROPEANS INTO THE CANNIBAL POT BUT THEN THE EUROPEANS DOING THE POT ON CANNABIS DIDN'T NEED ANY ALIBIS, SO THEY PUT IT INTO THE GOEBBEL'S PROPAGANDA WHICH IS BESIDES THE POINT AND WORTH POINTING OUT, but...

If you aren't even AWARE that you are sitting astride a DEAD HORSE [like the NUCLEAR FICTION BLACK SULTAN BORNE BORE!] RIDING IT TO DEATH BEYOND DEATH, THEN WHY, you may as well remain just as you are:

mounted like a MOUNTED SPECIMEN!

AND FOR ANY AMOUNT THE BRITISH BANIAS WILL HAVE ANY NUMBER OF BESTSELLER BLOCKBUSTER TOMES WRITTEN FOR THEM BECAUSE MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH HAS ENOUGH MEDIUMS IN THE MEDIA!

THAT WILL PLANT ALL THE STORIES.

THAT FALL FLAT ON THE FARCE.

LIKE THE STORY PUT OUT THAT SAMUEL BECAME A SHAVA.

AND THE ONE WHO DOES NOT SHAVE GETS ALL THE GILETTES?

GILETTE, THE BEST A MAN CAN GET?

SO THAT:

CHORUS:

Oh yes we know

that where it go

EAST INDIA CO.

OH YES WE KNOW

TAT WHERE IT GO

EAT INDIA CO.

DESH DROHI

DOKA BAAZI

DESH KA DUSHMAN

BRITISHON KA DUSTMAN

AUR DUSTWOMAN

ARRE! O BESHARAM BADMASH

BUCKSHEESH KE BADSHAHS

SIFARISH KE SEHENSHAHS

PAIRAVI KE PASHAS

BUCKBACK BUCKWAS BANDH KAR KE KAHON:

BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?

BUI. BUI?

WHAT CAN THAT BE?

BUI. BUI.

CHORUS:

Oh yes we know

that where it go

EAST INDIA CO.

OH YES WE KNOW

TAT WHERE IT GO

EAT INDIA CO.

SO WILL HE EAT CROW?

WHEN AMERICA HAS HIM OVER?

TWO MONTHS AFTER HE WENT OVER?

LIKE A COURIER DOING THE RUNNING?

WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING THE RUNNING?

OR REAL ELECTIONEERING?

THREE JEERS FOR THE TRIO.

WHO LACK THE REAL BRIO.

THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF INDIA

MUST BE STRIPPED OF THE BHARAT RATNA

THE FORMER THAT IS THE PRESENT PRIME MINISTER

OF INDIA

MUST BE STRIPPED OFF THE DIRTY DOUBLE DOCTORATES BESTOWED UNEARNED UPON HIM

BY THE TWO ROWING UNIVS BOTH ENGLISH ENGLISH

AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE CONGRESS PARTY

AND THE SELF-PROCLAIMED CHARWOMAN

OF THE UPA CHEAP-HEAP

TAKE ONE AND TAKE TWO

FROM HER BELGIAN CHOCOLATE

NAY BULGIAN DOCTORATE

WITH THE DECORATIONS

DONE NOW DON'T DROP DOWN LAUGHING

IN ENGLISH!

AMERICAN ENGLISH!!!!

THREE JEERS TO THE TRIO.

WHO LACK THE REAL BRIO.

AND

HANG THE STATE

BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE!

AND THEREBY HANGS A TALE!

WITHOUT HANGING THEIR COLLECTIVE HEADS IN SHAME OVER THE FAKE FOOTAGE OF SAMUEL REDUCED TO A SHAVA AND THE PROMISE OF A CENOTAPH AT THE SITE OF DISASTER MOST DIABOLIC THE RHETORIC MOST DIABOLIC THAT THE SAME DRIVELLING DUO WILL CONTINUE TO RAKE IN THE MOOLAH AND DO THE HONOURS NAY THE DISHONOURS TO DEIGN TO DINE WITH THE ONES WHO DID SUCH DIABOLIC DECODING OF THE DECOY BLACK BOX WHEN THE SARKAR WOULD NOT EVEN ALLOW THEM TO FLY A SARKARI HELICOPTER..........

AHA! THAT GIVES THE GAME AWAY.

SO WHEN THE RIVERS OF THE NEHRUVIAN'S NASTY TEMPLES OF MODERN INDIA ARE BEING UNDAMMED GIVE A DAMN AND DROWN ALL THE VILLAGES AND CONTINUE THE PILLAGES WITH A REPACKAGED MAHATMA GANDHI'S NATIONAL RURAL EMPLOYMENT GUARANTEE SCHEME HOW COME THE SCHEMING DUO DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BASIC DECENCY TO COME IN A NOW DON'T LAUGH--- AT THEIR LACK OF HAUTEUR TO COME THERE IN HAUTE COUTOUR ON A TOUR----

HELICOPTER TO DO AN AERIAL SURVEY?

BECAUSE NO WAY WILL THE INDIAN AIR FORCE ALLOW THEM WITHIN ONE MILLIMETRE OF THEIR VAHANAS WHEN NOT EVEN THE BAHANA OF A BANANA REPUBLIC IS GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT A SHOO IN!

SO NEVER MIND WHAT THEY WERE SHOWING ON THE SMALL SCREEN SAMUEL SHAMMING ALONG AS C.M. WASN'T ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR A SARKARI HELICOPTER SO HE NEVER WENT!

AND IF HE NEVER WENT.

HE NEVER WENT AWAY!

PLAIN SPOKEN AS IT IS SPOOKY ENOUGH, THE SPOOKS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!

WHICH IS WHY THE HONOURS OF ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE IS NEVER BESTOWED UPON:

DOUBLE CIPHERS?

DITTO!

Sin crony seaty?

IS THAT SIGNIFICANT SIMULACRA?

OR SIMULTANEOUS LUCRE?

for crying out loud:

https://su-sy-gy.tripod.com/pollretches/

THE STRATEGY GAME.

EMERGENCE INDIA!