Tommy the tanked Injun?

POLL-RETCHES

Tommy the tanked Injun?

Strutting around in the plumage of put on virtues in--

VIRTUAL REALITY--

Aye so IN VIRTUAL REALITY-- of IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY-- of PERSONAL IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY-- not IMPEACHABLE-- OH NO--- NOT IMPEACHABLE INTEGRITY--

Put into plum posts--

In plum posts POST RETIREMENT!

WELL, TOMMY THE TANKED INJUN need not seek JUSTICE FROM INJURY WHEN THE CASE OF THE COMPUTER COOKED COOKIE DOES NOT EVEN CRUMBLE---

LIKE HUMBLE HUMILITY HUMILIATED THE HEAD OF THE STATE WHO AIN'T--

IN A POSITION TO RECEIVE A MERCY PETITION!

PAH!

MERCY PETITION!

The Mallu, maligned by the COURT THAT DID NOT YET PASS THE VERDICT ON THE DALDA DEALINGS DELAYED IN JUDICIAL TERMINAL CARE FOR SO LONG AS TO NOT HAVE A TERMINATION--

IN A MERCY PETITION?

WELL, THE DALDA DEALINGS OF PALMOLEIN scam import scandal that had the TOMMY STAINED, well if the TOMMY HAD ONLY REFRAINED from doing what he was bid to do by the CABINET who egged him on to make haste and not seek the FINANCIAL CLEARING, no doubt did not crack the egg to make the omlette!

Smell like rotten eggs?

Wrote the rotten judgement?

Smell like corruption got a hand party HAND in the cookie jar?

THE JAR! THE JAR!

WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR?

WHEN IT A JAR!

AND THE JARRING NOTE OF THE JEERING is that CORRUPTION OF LANGUAGE missed out the most VITAL POINT OF CORRUPTION.

CORRUPTION is not a case of CASH BEING STASHED AWAY, or any such TRANSACTION, but the LACK OF ACTION!

NOT DOING WHAT ONE IS MEANT TO DO, IS CORRUPTION.

AND BRIBERY ALSO?

WELL BRIBERY IS A CASE OF influencing, peddling influence or manipulatively persuading a person in position to DO SOMETHING IN FAVOUR OF THE GIVER/GIFTER OF THE ...

GO AHEAD!

WHEN THERE IS NO OTHER GO, WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO!

CHORUS:

oh yes we know

that where it go

EAST INDIA CO.

OH YES WE KNOW

TAT WHERE IT GO:

EAT INDIA CO.

SO WHAT DOES NOT SHOW UP

ON THE ESCROW...

ROW UPON ROW

IN PARLIAMENT

RISES TO REWRITE

THE LAW WRIT WAY BACK

IN 1892 OR WAS IT 1872!

WAH WAH!

Desh drohi

Doka baazi

Desh ka dushman

Britishon ka dustman

aur dustwoman

Arre oh besharam badmash

bucksheesh ke badshahs

Sifarish ke sehenshahs

Pairavi ka pashas

BUCKBACK BUCKWAS BANDH KAR KE KAHON:

BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?

BUI! BUI!

What can that be?

BUI. BUI.

chorus:

oh yes we know

that where it go

EAST INDIA CO.

OH YES WE KNOW

TAT WHERE IT GO:

EAT INDIA CO.

HANG THE STATE

BECAUSE IT IS

WAY AND AWAY

TOO LATE!

Instead of doing that, the SUPREME COURT makes NON EST A NON STATE WHICH IS A NON EXISTENT ENTITY!

LIKE DRITHARASTRA AND HIS BLINDFOLDED WIFEY GANDHARI AND THE IMPORTED GODDESS OF JUSTICE WITH THE BANDANA DRAWN LOW, AND THE SWORD ALSO POINTING DOWN, THE SUPREME COURT REMAINS BLIND TO THE REALITY THAT THE STATE THAT IS NON EST CAN'T HAVE APPOINTED A VIGILANTE!

SO THE VIGIL KEEPER DID NOT KEEP THE VIGIL AND THE WISEWIGS DID NOT WIGGLE THEIR WHITE POWDERED WIGS TO ...

Get rave reviews in the rags about the RAGING BULL IS RARING TO GO--

AT THE RED RAG?

AH! MATADOR METAPHORS ASIDE, THE SILLY POINT THAT DID NOT SNEAK PAST THE SILLY POINT IS THIS:

HOW CAN A VIGILANCE OFFICER WHOSE VERY APPOINTMENT HAS BEEN DECLARED 'NON EST' HAVE THE TEMERITY TO 'RESIGN'?

OBVIOUSLY THE STATE THAT IS NON EST HAS TO STATE HOW THE STATE THAT DID NOT APPOINT THE SAID NON EST TO THE NON EST STATE HAS BEEN DISMISSED FROM SERVICE BECAUSE....

ALL THE RETIRED FOGEYS who get jobs forever don't do the job forever!

WELL THE POINT IS THIS: WHY DON'T FOLKS WITHIN THEIR TENURE OF OFFICE BE IN OFFICE?

BECAUSE THEY WILL THEN BE HELD: ACCOUNTABLE!

AND ARE RESPONSIBLE!

And since the SITTING JUDICIARY DID NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT HOW THE RETIRED JUDGE WHO HAS BEEN MADE POST RETIREMENT RENUMERATIVE HUMAN RIGHTS HEAD HAS BEEN LATHERED IN THE DAILY RAGS ABOUT THE RAGS TO RICHES THE CLOSE CLAN HAS....

THAT IS THE POINT! CHARACTER ASSASINATION AND THE SIMILAR SOUNDING POSTERIOR PARKED IN PLUM POSTS WAVING THE PLUMAGE OF INJURED IMPECCABILITY WITHOUT CULPABILITY---

that is corruption!

NOT DOING THE JOB MEANT TO BE DONE!

AND IF THE JOBS WERE DONE AND DONE WITH--

Would that CLINTON SECY OF STATE BLATHER ON AND ON ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS!

VOILA! OBBIE THE CYBORG WILL SEEK A SECOND TERM OF OFFICE AND THE OFFICE OF ---

CORRUPTION---

NOT DOING THE JOB---

OR SEEING THAT THE JOB GETS DONE---

WILL STILL GET THE JOB!

Unless there is a JOB CUT!

Job to rhyme with GO!

OH! POCKET CUT!

Unless what is pocketed as pay and perks are cut there will be NO END TO CORRUPTION!

So cut the crap and the rap on the knuckles because the KNUCKLE HEAD WILL STILL CHUCKLE ALONG TILL THE CHUCKLE HEADED CONTINUE TO HEAD THE HEADLESS CHICKEN RUNNING AROUND WELL LIKE HEADLESS CHICKEN!

AND CHICKENING OUT FROM TAKING THE REAL CUT!

WELL REALLY! IT DOESN'T NEED A VIGILANCE DEPARTMENT TO DO WHAT THE ONES DOING THE JOB ON THE JOB ARE MEANT TO DO ON THE JOB!

INSTEAD OF LINING THE JOBS!

WELL PLUSH LININGS AND PLUM POSTS IN PLUSH PLACES ARE PROMISED IF THE ...

COMPROMISED WOULD ONLY COMPLY!

TOUCHE!

SO WHEN TOMMY THE MALLU DID WHAT THE CABINET 'BRIBED' HIM TO DO, THAT IS IN THE TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD, NOT IN THE WAY LANGUAGE HAS BEEN CORRUPTED, persuaded him to sign the papers, without putting in his papers, he did the palmolein thing---

AND GOT GREASE ON HIS HANDS?

WHEN IT WAS THE HAND PARTY THAT--

WELL THE POINT IS THIS: IT WAS NOT A CASE OF LIFE AND DEATH SO--

As the ROUSSIE BLIMP, HP BLAVATSKY, put it-- [THE ROGERS NO DOUBT MADE A BIG COPYRIGHT BUCK OUT OF THE TOMES THE RUSSIAN SUPPOSEDLY WROTE IN ENGLISH! ABOUT TIBETAN MASTERS LEVITATING--

Did the blimp really wear a PENCIL SKIRT?

OH NO THE RUSSIAN BLIMP WORE A TENT!

THAT SAILED LIKE THE PARACHUTE? 'WHERE THE WALKER OF THE SKY WAFTED ON THE WAVES OF THE WINDS WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WATERS?' OR SOME SUCH TOSH ROGERED INTO THE WRITINGS OF THE RUSSIAN WRITING IN ENGLISH? BLAH BLAH BAH!]

well BLAVATSKY DID WRITE BETTER THAN THAT BRITS TWITS BESANT OR THE ROGERED WRITINGS WERE WRIT BETTER FOR THE RUSSIAN-- WHICHEVER WAY THE PILE MADE ON COPYRIGHTS CORRUPTED THE LANGUAGE TO LINGUISTIC GYM NASTY TRICKS---

but BLAVATSKY or whosover said for Blavatsky said:
'Inaction in a deed of mercy becomes an action in a deadly sin.'

Bless the blimp in the tent, but THE POINT IS SPOT ON!

THE SPOT TOMMY THE TANKED INJUN, DID NOT FIND HIMSELF IN WAS NOT A CASE OF SAVING LIVES OR AVERTING DEATHS...

SO?

THE SAID PERSONAL INTEGRITY OF IMPECCABLE CREDENTIALS---

can rest their case!

AND THE GOVERNMENTL THAT IS NON EST CAN DECLARE THE DISMISSAL OF THE DISMAL NON EST!

AND SUPREME COURT CAN TAKE A BIG ZERO FOR THE CASE BECAUSE IT WAS ITSELF:

NON EST!

IN LAW.

AND IN LANGUAGE.

AND IN EXISTENCE!

FORGET ABOUT EXIT TENSE!

IT WAS...

AYE AYE! IT SIMPLY WASN'T ON!

It was just was WHAT WAS ON!

THE DAILY RAGS AND THE MEDIA, MANIPULATED MANIPULATIVE MEDIA!

MADE UP!

ABSOLUTELY MADE UP!

BY THE BRITISH BOO DA BHOOK KALA NATAKA A CAD DUMMY WHICH WAS ALREADY PLAYED OUT TO RAVE REJECTIONS AND REPULSIONS IN THE INDIRA GANDHI IS INDIA INDIA IS INDIRA GANDHI ERA OF EMERGENCY SO THE JUDICIARY TAKING OVER THE ROLE OF THE GOVERNMENT AND BLAH BLAH BLAST FROM THE PAST CAN...

PLAY OUT THE BOFORS?

WELL THAT'S IS WHAT WILL PLAY OUT BUT WHAT DOES VAZHA PAZHAM SOMBERI CHINNA CHITTI CHIDS THE OTHER CRIMINAL IN THE CONSPIRACY CASE OF THE RAM THE VIGILANCE OFFICER THROUGH UPTO WHEN HE BLATHERS ON ABOUT HOW THE PARTIES MUST FIRM UP THEIR FINAL FORM OF OPINION BEFORE HE CALLS THEM FOR A FINAL AIRING?

WHERE SHOULD THE PARTIES AIR THEIR VIEWS?

IN THE SABZI MANDI?

OR THE MANDI HOUSE OF THE BROTHELS OF POLITICS WHERE THE MADAM OF THE BROTHELS OF POLITICS TAKES OUT THE MAXED OUT EARNINGS?

THAT IS THE POINT! IT IS SO POINTLESS IT MUST BE A--

NOT A -- AN--

AN ANNOINTMENT?

WELL NAH! THE APPOINTNMENT NO DOUBT WAS AN ANNOINTMENT BUT THE ANNOYING THING ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS THAT--

AH! THE ANNOUNCEMENT!

WHO MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT?

THAT IS THE ONLY QUESTION.

THERE IS NO 'WHO'.

SO IF THERE IS NO WHODUNNIT?

THEN THERE IS CASE OF:

'WHATDUNNIT'.

AND THAT IS IT!

THE WHAT IS THE STATE!

AND THE STATE IS: NON EST!

Institutional corruption has been INSTITUTIONALIZED!

Tres jolie!

Nah!

Tres folly!

AND THE foie gras, the FAT MADNESS OF THE METHOD being followed methodically is:

THE METHODICAL LOOT OF THE STATE ...

through...

through and through...

CORRUPTION AND BRIBERY ALSO!

WELL, THE BLASTED BUDGET HAS BEEN BLASE PASSED THROUGH, SO THE PIDDLING LITTLE VICTORY FOR THE OPPOSITION THAT TOO TO A WOMAN WOULD BE TOO SMALL A FRILL TO GIVE A CHEAP THRILL TO THE...

AH! CHEAP TACTICS!

CHILLAR TACTICS INDEED NOT CHILLER THRILLER TALKTICS BUT THE ENGLISH RAGS WRITING INDIAN JUDGEMENTS LIKE THE FLEET STREET FERRETS FERRETED OUT A TRASH TROVE OF ---

TREASURY?

NAH! TRASH TROVE OF CASH TRAIL FROM THE RAJ TO THE RETURNS FROM THE RAJ TO THE ...

REPUBLIC OF INDIA...

WELL, THE POINT beyond the POINTING OF THE POINTING FINGER IS THIS:

‘There is no need to bribe the British journalist … when you consider what he will write unbribed…’

So the budget being passed is so passe till it came to pass that the passtime must continue for the rest of the session that will have an unseasonable time shift of the QUESTION HOUR...

ALSO MOST APTLY CALLED:

THE ZERO HOUR!

TOUCHE!

ZEROING IN ON THE HEROICS OF THE HEARINGS IN THE COLONIAL COURTS OF LAW IN INDIA WHICH WILL SHUT SHOP FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER VACATION...

THE VACCILATION...

WILL VACUUM THE VACUOUS TILL...

THE CASH TILLS RING IN THE REGISTRY OF...

TRING! TRING!

AH! THE 2G SCAM!

GANDHI

FROM

GOTHA

TO

GANDHI

TO

GOTHA...

GOTCHA!

THEY AIN'T GOT TCH 'ER!

And that is the real corruption!

NOT DOING THE JOB THAT IS MEANT TO BE DONE!

NOT THE CORRUPTION OF LANGUAGE TO MEAN:

A PETTY CASE OF CASH NOT BEING SO PETTY!

WELL BET THE BETTING INDUSTRY IS NOT GETTING VERY INDUSTRIOUS EITHER?

THAT'S THE BIGGEST CORRUPTION!

THE DECAY IN THE DELAY!

SO WHEN THE DECADENT DECAYING LAW GETS ROUND TO PASSING JUDGEMENTS WITHOUT DELAY THEN THE LABELING OF INDIVIDUALS WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH!

THERE ARE NO CRIMINALS!

ONLY CRIMES.

DON'T LABEL PEOPLE!

LABEL THE DEEDS!

AND MAKE IT A DEED OF LAW TO SEE THAT THE DEED IS PUNISHED!

AND WHEN THE INDIVIDUAL THAT DONE THE DEED HAS DONE WITH THE 'PUNISHMENT' THEN BE DONE WITH IT!

THERE ARE NO PERSONS WITH IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY WHICH IS ALSO LABELLING OF INDIVIDUALS!

THERE ARE ONLY DEEDS OF IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY DONE BY PERSONS IN POSITION!

AND THAT MUST BE POSITIONED!

NOT ALL KINDS OF SUPPOSITIONS POSITED TO PUT PERSONS PUT INTO POSITIONS SUPPORTED BY STUPID LABELS LIKE:

PERSON OF IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY...

IN PERSONAL CAPACITY...

BEYOND REPROACH....

BEYOND DOUBT....

NOBODY CAN QUESTION....

BLAH BLAH BRITISH POACHED EGGS NO DOUBT POACHED...

SO THAT THE SUPREME COURT REMAINS UNAPPROACHABLY ALOOF AND ALOFT IN THE 'MAJESTY OF LAW' BEING READ ONLY BY PARSI PERSONS WITH IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY FIGHTING CORRUPTION AND THE CANKER OF EMERGENCY EATING AWAY INTO THE VITALS OF INSTITUTIONS...

When EAST INDIA CO. IS EAT INDIA CO.

AND DONO?

NOT DO NO BUT DO AS IN GO THAT IS TWO TOO---

OH THE TERRORIFIC TWINS OF BRETTONY WOODSY---THAT EAST INDIA CO. HAS CLONED ITSELF INTO-- THE WORLD BANK AND THE IMF---

WHO HAVE FOISTED INDIA'S FIRST AND FOREMOST FOREIGN FOISTED DAAKU, THE DARK HORSE WHO DID NOT EVEN STAND FOR AN ELECTION TO END UP IN THE RACE COURSE ROAD HAVING BEING FOISTED BY THE EAST INDIA CO. IMF OR THE WB SO RATUS RATUS AKA MUNGI MUNGI MUST TAKE THE RAP AND DECLARE THE DISMISSAL OF THE VIGILANCE OFFICER TO APPOINT AN IN SERVICE PERSON WHO WILL GET THE JOB DONE NEVER MIND THE LABELING AND THE BRANDING BECAUSE OH DELIGHTFULLY BECAUSE THE PENSION MAY BE PUT INTO SUSPENSION!

SO END OF SUSPENSE!

THE PENCE MUST DROP!

LIKE THE BAD PENNY IT WAS IN ANY CASE!

THAT CAN'T EVEN SPEND A PENNY...

WITHOUT HAVING IT INFLATED TO...

TEN P A PISS!

WHAT'S THIS?

ENGLIS'! FOR ANGLE PISS!

THEY TAX IT:

AT TEN PERCENT?

OH AYE! THE BIGGEST PISSER IS ALSO PUT INTO A PLACE IN A STREET THAT IS:

TEN?

TEN ON TEN FOR PRE"TEN"SIONS BUT:

WHAT DO THEY DOWN AT DOWNING?

OH THEY AIN'T NO DOWNING OF THE SHUTTERS BECAUSE BRITISH BANIA BUSINESS...

DOES IT'S BUSINESS LIKE THAT ONLY...

OH THEY AIN'T LIKIN' THAT BUT LIKIN' OR NOT LIKIN' THEY AIN'T GOTS NO CHOICE!

PAY TEN P A PEE

ELSE...

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?

OH NO STRIKES HAVE BEEN BANNED BUT....

WHAT STRIKES THE GONG AT BIG BENji?

AUCTIONS?

a

ACHTUNG!

IT GONNA GET TOOKED DOWN?

OFF LONDON TOWN?

GOING?

GOING?

GONE?

GONG!

THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SET...

IT'S EYES?

AH! EYES?

EYES SPIES IN THE SKIES?

THE HAGGIS!

WILL HAGGLE FOR WHAT THE GOGGLE BOX CAN GET OUT OF GOOGLE EARTH?

IS IT WORTH?

NOT A TINKER'S TUPPENCE!

SO SUSPEND THE SUSPENSE ON THE SUSPENSION ORDERS OF THE TOMMY AND GET TINKERING WITH THE TEXT OF THE LAW THAT THE ROGERS ROGERED INTO THE INDIAN LAW!

NOT GO JAW JAW!

MACAW!

DID CHURCHILL REALLY RAISE A MACAW?

CAW CAW SAID THE CROW!

SO WHY DON'T THEY CROW AND ALSO GET TO EAT:

CROW.

EMERGENCE INDIA!