KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!

WHEN DEAR OLD BEEB WENT OFF THE BEEP WITH BLEEDING HEART AILMENT OF DOING TRES RICHES A LA AFFLUENZA ne'er mind INFLUENCING MINDS OFTHE HAPLESSLY COLONIZED THAT COLLAPSED A LA BRITISH EMPIRE THAT STILL DOLES OUT THE BE AWARDS LIKE IT STILL BE WELL THE ACRONYM IT PRETENDS TO BE, THAT IS THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND THE EMIRATE OF THAT LITTLE PENNINSULA IN THE ASIATICS IS NOT REALLY A COLONY OF THE BRITS TWITS AND THAT THE TELEISION RUNNING SHOW ON TAHRIR SQUARE IS NOT REALLY AN ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT AND THAT THE SWEET EVER SO REASONABLE SWISS ARE SURE TO REPATRIATE the entire sums of the stolen STATE TREASURIES AND THAT THE BRITISH EMPIRE HAS NEVER GOTTEN INTO THE ROTTEN NEWS ABOUT THE SAFE HAVENS IT STILL HAS UNDER IT'S HIGH HAT AND ALL THAT ASCOTS HEADGEAR BUT THE POINT IS ABOUT ENGLISH:

NOT THE MONGREL TONGUED MONARCHY THAT OL'E BLIGHTY OLDE HAPLESS FOREVER HAPPENING BLIGHTY IS BLIGHTED WITH BUT THE MONGREL TONGUE PER SE, THAT THE EMPIRE'S HEAD CAN'T REALLY SAY, CONSIDERING AS THE ROYALTY IS ENTIRELY COLONIZING THE HAPLESS ISLES AND SO ON ALL THE WAY TO THE EUROPEAN TRIBES WHO PRETEND TO BE BLUE BLOODED AND BENIGN ENOUGH NOT TO BENEVOLENTELY RULE OVER THE SUBJECTS WHO SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO A STATES PRETENDING TO BE DEMOCRACIES WITH THE SUBSISTENCE LEVELS OF SOCIAL SECURITY TIED UP WITH MORTGAGES AND SO ON PERPETUAL SLAVERY WITHOUT HAVING TO ACTUALLY SLAVE OVER A REAL JOB OR HAVE A REAL LIFE AS LONG AS THEY CAN RE-ENTER THE DOLE QUEUES WITH THEIR PLEASES AND THANK YOUS EVERY WEEK AND EARN THEIR UNEARNED SUBSISTENCE FROM THE STATE THAT FREES THEM UP AS MUCH AS MANACLES AROUND THEIR ANKLES A LA AMERICAN RADIO TAG TRES HEP TYPE OF STUFF THAT THE LEGENDS OF THE LARGER THAN LIFE LOG APPEAR TO ENJOY SPORTING WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO BE TRUE SPORTS AND SO ON BECAUSE ALL SPORTS AFTER ALL ARE MUCH LIKE LARGER THAN LIFE MOTION PICTURES AND THE COMMON WEALTH GAMES SCAM OVER WHICH MUNGI MUNGI AKA RATUS RATUS the MOST DISGUSTINGLY unelected PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA is not breaking out into a cold sweat over because COLD HEARTED OLD BLIGHTY THE OLD COLONIZER IS GIVING HIM SUCH HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE ENGLISH CERTIFICATES AND HIS PERSONAL INTEGRITY AND OH YES WHAT'S THAT ABOUT THE GROWTH RATE AND HIS STANDING IN THE ECONOMIC FRONTAGE LIKE AN ELEVATION IS LIKE WELL EXACTLY LIKE THAT AN ENGLISH ELEVATION ALL FRONTAGE AND NO NEED TO TAKE AFFFRONT AT THE BASIC FACT THAT THE BUM HADN'T EVEN TO TAKE BASIC EXAMINATION LET ALONE SIT THE BASIC EXAMINATION THAT ALL ELECTORAL OFFICE HOLDERS HAVE TO TO EARN THEIR POLITICAL PLUMAGES! OH AYE! THE BUM WHO DID NOT EVEN STAND FOR AN ELECTION TO BE ABLE TO SEAT HIS POSTERIOR FOR ALL POSTERITY AS PRIME MINISTER MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECT TO ENTERTAIN THE MEDIA ABOUT MAIDAN NEWS OF THE COMMON WEALTH GAMES AND THE SCAM OF THE SIPHONED OFF FUNDS OVER MAIDANS THAT WEREN'T EVEN BUILT LET ALONE HAD SPORTING PERSONALITIIES BREAK THEIR SPURS AND BREAK IN THEIR SPIKES ON!

HEADS WILL ROLL LIKE FOOTBALLS ONCE THE BUDGET SESSION IS OVER and so on, there will be a cabinet reshuffle with ENGLISH SOUFFLE WHICH IS AS SHAKESPEAREAN AS IT CAN GET TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES AND SO ON BUT THE POINT IS THIS: HOW CAN THE BUM BLATHER ON ABOUT NOT BEING AFRAID OF APPEARING BEFORE ANY PROBING COMMITTEE THE PAC OR THE JPC ALL ACRONYMS THAT STILL DO THE DIRTY SPADES WORK FOR THE ANCIEN REGIME THAT STILL PRETENDS TO HAVE FOSTERED THE WORLD'S FIRST PARLIAMENT AND SO FORTH BUT THE MOOT POINT IS THIS IF THE FELLOW WAS ACTUALLY DOING A JOB OF HAVING A CABINET DOING IT'S JOB WHY DO THEY NEED SO MANY BLACKMAILING TACTIC ACRONYMS TO DO THE JOB THE PARLIAMENT SHOULD DO?

SEE AL JAZ IS NOT EVEN ANGLICIZED ENOUGH TO NOT PUT THE CART OFF BEFORE THE HORSES AND NEVER MIND THE HOARSE CRIES OF 'LETS HAVE THE HAWA OF SWEET SWISS HALWA' AND THE HAWALA TRADE HANDED BACK TO THE EXCHEQUER WITH SWISS CHEQUES THAT DON'T BOUNCE ON THE THIRTY DIGIT NUMBERED CODE WHICH THEY ARE GOING TO PEDIGREE INTO FAMILY TREES OF ALL THE BENAMI HOLDERS WHO HAVE FAMILIES MORE ROYAL THAN THE MONARCHIES OF EUROPEAN TRIBALS PRESIDING OVER THE FAUX EUROPEAN UNION AND THEN BELIEVETH THE PEOPLE OF BHARAT THAT ............

So, those who believe that BRIGHT BUTTON Tommy Alva Edison that adapated the RALPH WALDO EMERSON saying of "Genius being fifty percent inspiration and fifty percent perspiration' to make it go with MAN MOHAN SINGH'S BOASTFUL GROWTH RATE OF INDIA'S ECONOMY UNDER EGGHEAD UNDER HIS PAGDI ALWAYS THE SAME HUE SO PHEW NOBODY CAN TELL WHEN THAT SILLY SHOT WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN BECAUSE HE DOES NOT EVEN CHANGE HIS SADSACK EMOTION VISAGE BECAUSE COME ON THE EVER SO ENGLISH EMPIRE IS NOT GOING TO SACK THE SICKO PSYCHO TO RESTORE THE SICK STATE TO A SIMULACRA OF.............