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DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

It's HOT! HOT!! HOT!!!
When the HOT CROSS BUNS HIT THE BOTTOMLINE?
 
Certain, not so certain that it can be CERTIFIED, THE BIRTH CERTIFIED PRESIDENT OF AMERICA DID NADA TO EITHER MICHEAL JACKSON'S FAKE FUNERARY OR THE ABRUPTLY ANNOUNCED JINXED ITINERARY OF TIGER WOODS.
 
SO WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT: COLOUR?
 
OH! THE FORMER FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND HIS COOL COOL COLLECTIONS from the CLINTON FOUNDATION and the FORMAL FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND HIS COOL COOL COLLECTIONS FROM THE NOBEL PRIZE BUMPER CROP will come a cropper!
 
A LA SAMUEL WHO NE'ER SET OFF IN A CHOPPER?
ONLY TO DUMPED OFF A LA DIANA IN A FAKE FUNERARY?
 
NASTIER. 
 
IT BOGGLES THE HUMAN KIND HOW AN IMPEACHED FORMER PRESIDENT OF AMERICA CAN SET UP A CHARITY SHOP AND SHARE THE PRESIDENTIAL PLACE WITH WIFEY INSTALLED AS THE SECY OF STATE AND EXPECT THE WORLD TO HONOUR AMERICA AS A FREE NATION THAT EXPORTS DEMOCRACY WITH THE BULLDOZING TACTICS OF YANKS TANKS.
 
SHOCK AND AWE?
 
INFINITE JUSTICE?
 
OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM?
 
AND OBBIE HAVING DUMPED DOWN HIS PRIMARY CONTENDER PRETENDER IN THE ROUNDS BEFORE CONVENTION BREAKS WITH ALL CONVENTIONS TO FOIST THE FAILED CLINTON WOMAN ON THE WORLD?
 
TO DELIVER THE DHUMKIS WHILE BILL CLINTON WHOSE BILLS ARE BEING PAID BY THE STATE WILL COME COLLECTING THE RANSOM?
 
REALLY?
 
THAT IS DEMOCRACY?
 
SO, while the TABLOIDSEE TALKS OF ALL THE HOTSIES, THE ONES IN THE HOT SEATS TALK ABOUT THE HOT SEAS AND...
 
THE WHITE FOLKS IN DENMARK WILL HAVE COOL COOL COLLECTIONS?
 
CHARGING TAXES AND TRADE OFFS ON CARBON?
 
SOUNDS LIKE A CIRCUS!
 
WITH THE CIRCARS CHASING CIRCULARS AND STILL DOING SOMERSAULTS AT THE CIRCUS.
 
WELL MATTER OF FACT THE CIRCUS HAS MOVED TO THE OTHER PARTS AND THE "NATIONAL NEWS" STILL HASN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA THAT SO MUCH TAMASHA IS GOING ON WHICH MAKES IT ALL RATHER SUSPICIOUS THAT THE FAKE MIDNIGHT HOUR MADAM'S HOME MINISTER MADE A MESS AT THE BEHEST OF..........
 
AHA!
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
ALL THIS FRACAS JUST TO COLLECT A FEW FRANCS?
 
IF NOT FRANKING MACHINES TO PAY FOR THE POSTS TO THE CONSTITUENTS FOR CONGRESSFOLKS SEEKING ENDLESS RE-ELECTIONS IN AMERICA.
 
WHILE BEING LAWNMOWERED INTO  SERIAL MATRIMONY?
 
AS LONG AS IT IS SERIAL MONOGAMY AMERICA CAN HAVE HER CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES AND FAKE FAMILIES TOO!
 
WHICH BRINGS IT TO THE POINT OF HOW IF THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE SO 'INTOLERANT' OF BRAND AMBASSADORS HOOKING UP [SORRY WAS THAT A PUN?] GOLF BALL how come DEMOCRACY is so 'tolerant' as to put the nation and the power over the people to play pools in the hands of such FOOLS?
 
WHO FOOL AROUND?
 
WELL IF THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS ARE A COVER UP AND AN EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING EVEN MORE SINISTER THEN YES---
 
EXACTLY HOW BLACKMAIL OF THE WORLD HAPPENS!
 
TO PAY THE TAX ON A TRADE OFF?
 
WHERE MONETIZATION WILL DO IF THE HOT SEAS DON'T COOL DOWN?
 
THAT IS HOW FOOLISH IT IS THAT THE FOOLS OF THE WORLD GATHER AROUND TO HAGGLE AT COPENHAGEN.
 
And when the bottomline really pinches THE BOTTOMLINE, the BRANDS WILL PLEA BARGAIN WITH THE GOLFER TO COME AND TEE OFF?
 
 
THAT IS THE BOTTOMLINE!
 
CYNICAL CYCLICALS?
 
OH THERE WILL BE A CLINICAL AS WELL AS HOW FREUD OR HIS FEUD FRIEND JUNG COUCHED IT [QUITE LITERALLY!] as head shrinks...
 
BUT HEADS OF STATE DON'T SHRINK?
 
OH NO THEY SHRUG OFF ALL RESPONSIBILITY AND JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY PICKED TO DO JUST THAT!
 
BY THE PEOPLE?
 
SINCE WHEN HAD THE PEOPLE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOLS?
 
WHO THINK THEY CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME?
 
AND LAST ALL THAT TIME!
 
 
AS IF THE SHORT TERM TENURES OF POLITICS WERE SPECIFICALLY SET SHORT SO THAT THEY CAN SINECURE THEMSELVES WITH SOME CHARITY SHOPS THAT DO MEDICAL RESEARCH TO COLLECTING BODY PARTS AND TRADE IN THEM AND ALSO............
 
RUN THE MEDIA HOUSES AND DO REALTY?
 
WELL THAT IS THE REAL REALITY. THE ONES IN POLITICS ARE MORE INTO REALTY THAN REALITY.

It is so gross!
 
THE WAY THEY GROSS IT WITH SUCH BLATANT BLACKMAIL TACTICS!
 
BLACKMAILING THE BLACKS?
 
AND THE FORMER BLACK PRESIDENT AND THE FORMAL BLACK PRESIDENT DOING NADA ABOUT IT?
 
AND STICKING TOGETHER?
 
LIKE THEY ARE SO THICK?
THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS?
 
ON TWO SHORT PLANKS?
 
THAT IS THE POINT!
 
POLITICS IS PACKED CHOCK-A-BLOCK BLOCKHEAD TO BLOCKHEAD WITH THOSE WHO HOG ALL THE BLOCK STAKES AND...
 
SIGN ON THE DOTTY LINE TO PAY FOR THE WHITE LOADS?
YESSAR YESSAAR THREE BRAG FOOLS!
 
OH. THREE JEERS FOR THE TRIO?
 
WHO EXACTLY IS THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA?
 
OR FOR THAT MATTER WHO EXACTLY I THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA?
AHA! EVER SINCE "THE VOICEOVER" MADE THE NOMINATION OF PRTIBHA PING PONGED DEVIL SyncED PAT-ill, FOR THE CONGRESS PARTY PRESIDENT, the Impoverished Italian Itinerant Rent seeking behavioural Imposter Impossibly Impositioned upon INDIA by the Imperial Thrust, THE REALTY WENT MAFIOSA AND AMERICA HAD THE FUNNY SEAMY PHONEY SYMPHONY OF SEEING THE FORMER FIRST BLACK COUPLE OF AMERICA ALONGSIDE THE FORMAL FIRST BLACK COUPLE OF AMERICA FOISTED ON THE FREE WORLD!
 
AND IS THAT 'CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN'.
 
WELL WHETHER THE ONE LOST OR WHETHER THE ONE WON OR WHETHER THE ONE THAT LOST LATCHED ONTO THE ONE THAT WON THEY ARE ALL 'IN' AREN'T THEY?
 
AH! YES. VERY VERY SEAMY PHONEY SYMPHONY INDEED SO IT DOES SEEM VERY UNSEEMLY.
 
FOR SOME UNGAINLY ADVANTAGE?
 
OH YES AS LONG AS IT HAS TO DO WITH GAINS, THE UNGUENT WILL ...
 
CONGEAL?
 
OH NO. IT WILL BE PRESERVED INTACT INFACT AND THE FRAS OF THE FRANSICAN ORDER WILL FIND A SCENTED SALAMANDER AT MAGDALA...
 
 
AND THE SCANDAL CONTINUES TO SCAN THE CARBO DATING AND THE CARBON TAXING....
 
AND EVEN IF MARY OF MAGDALA WAS NOT THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY WASHED AND ANNOINTED THE FEET OF THE MAKER'S SON, GEEZ, THE FRAS OF THE FRANCISCAN ORDER FOUND 'COSMETICS'!
 
THAT CHRIST USED?
 
NO. THE WOMEN WHO WASHED AND ANNOINTED CHRIST USED!
 
SO NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN ALL THAT LONG?
 
WHICH IS THE POINT.
 
Plus ca change.
Plus ca na change pas?
 
NON!
 
Plus ca change.
Plus c'est la meme chose!
 
 
From "Terrasanta" to WAR ON TERROR TO FILLING UP THE STOCKINGS OF "SANTA" with perfumeries.............
 
THE FUMING FUNNY FANNIES.........
 
HOT CROSS BUNS!!
 
TOUCHE.
 
IS A TAUTOLOGY?
 
TAUT TUSHY?
 
 
TOUCHE! 

IS THAT THE HOT NEWS OR THE SAME OLE HAUTE NUISANCE?


OF HOW HEADS OF STATE HOB NOB WITH THE NOBABS OF NO BAR SO LOW IT CAN'T BE LOWERED?

TOWERING PERSONALITIES ON SOAP BOXES?

BOXED INTO TAKING HOME THE CARBON TAXES BOXED AND RIBBONED?

WELL NEVER MIND THE RIBBING, THE BOTTOMLINE IS... THE BOTTOMLINE.

IF IT CAN'T BE CAPPED IT MUST BE TAXED!

READ:
https://su-sy-gy.tripod.com/pollretches/
THE STRATEGY GAME.
 
IT'S ALL TO DO WITH 'MONEYTISATION' OF MOANING ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING!
 
WILL MILLICENT BE WEARING WARM TIGHTS?
 
OH NO. SO TIGHT MILLICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH WON'T BE TRAVELLING!
 
So the fannies will park their posteriors [ and that is a tautology if not a synonym? or a seamy phoney symphony?] and sign up the people for all posterity so that the ROYAL MAIL CAN STILL STEAL THE ROYAL POST AND SEAL IT WITH A ...
 
DISCLAIMER?
 
SECURITY CHECKS?
 
WILL STEAM OPEN THE SEALED ENVELOPES?
 
OH NO IN THE ERA OF HAGGIS-- THE HAG'S GIS THAT IS THE GEO-GRAPHIC INFO SISSIES, there is no need to steam open the seams........
 
AND IN THE NAME OF SECURITY CHECKS THE X-RAY MACHINES WILL...........
 
SCAN?
 
AND........
 
NO THEY CAN'T!
 
BECAUSE SECURITY IS NO EXCUSE THAT CAN'T PLEAD IMMUNITY NOT EVEN CROWN INDEMNITY FROM SCRUTINY!
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
WITHOUT SCRUTINY WITHOUT HAVING TO UNDERGO SECURITY CHECKS THE TINPOT THINGUMMIES, THE FOOLS INSTALLED AS HEADS OF STATES, THE BLOCKHEADS WILL ...
 
 
LAY THEIR HEADS ON THE BLOCK?
 
TO BE GUILLOTINED?
 
OH NO. THEY WON'T EVEN PLEAD GUILTY BECAUSE OF THE LUNATIC LET OFF LEGAL CLAUSE!
 
TOUCHE!
 
SO THEY GATHER IN THE ELEVENTH HOUR HAVE THEIR ELEVENSES AND THEN THE ELVES TAKE OVER?
 
THE LORD OF THE RINGS?
 
GANDOLF?
 
AND THEN....
 
AND THEN..........
 
GANDOLF?
 
IS THAT THE CLUE?
 
VOILA!
GANDHI WILL PLAY
GOLF?
 
WITH GOLDEN GOLFLINKS?
 
OH! SOTHEBY'S AND CHRISTIES AND PHILIPS WILL AUCTION THE GOLDEN CUFFLINKS WITH GANDHI'S HOLOGRAM?
 
IS THAT SEVAGRAM?
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
NOBODY CAN SAVE THIS PLANET FROM THE FOOLS WHO THINK THEY CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME!
 
AND THE DANES KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PUFF PASTRY BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING GANDOLF'S SEED CAKES...
 
THEY CAN ONLY TURN TO THE ENGLISH TABLOIDESEE RUNNING SEEDY TAKES ON....
 
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BLACKMAIL FOLKS BY 'TRANSFERANCE PHENOMENON' OF PROJECTION!
 
SO THE HERRINGS ARE REALLY REELING UNDER THE REALTY AND IN THE RED?
 
WELL NEVER MIND THE RED HERRINGS HER RINGS...........
 
ARE NOT HAVING COURT HEARINGS!
 
AND THAT IS THE REAL BOTTOMLINE!

EMERGENCE INDIA!