INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!

Enquiry and Inquiry.

Ask and thou shalt be axed!

Inquisition?

What's the power of powdered wigs?

WIGGLY WHITE WIGS CHEWIN' 'EM UP?

WITH WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUM?

FOR THE CEREBRUM!

THAT IS HOW DUMBED DOWN THE SPECTACLE OF THE 2-G SPECTRUM HAS BECOME.

The PARTITION LEGALISTIC PEDANTS NO DOUBT CAN STAND AND PONTIFICATE from case to case to case to case, and so on but the question that beggars an answer is how come the same few names keep popping up in the popular press as the MOST 'EMINENT' VAKILS.

IF THEY AIN'T OF PARSI THEATRICKS THEY MUST BE FROM PARTITION PUNJUS OR SINDHIS.

JETHMALANIS AND BHUSHANS BAAP BETA ETC.

SORABJEES, PALKIVALA, SETALVADS.

PP RAO, K SOMETHING VENUGOPAL AND THEN SHAH AND NANAVATI FROM REPORTS ON RIOTS TO REPORTS ON SOME OTHER STUFF AND SO ON....

IN A COUNTRY OF MORE THAN A BILLION PLUS so few seem to NOT SHARE THE HONOURS TO THE BLEAK SHOW OF JUSTICE OF EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF ASKING QUESTIONS WHY SO FEW DON'T GET AXED FROM THE JOBS OF SAY LONG SERVING ADVOCACIES WHICH MAKES IT TERRIBLY TERRIBLY CRAZY.

As for all the investigations with or without STATUS OF CONSTITUTIONAL BODIES A LA PROPOSED LOK PAL OR THE EXTANT CAG OR PAC OR SO ON, THE FUNNY THING IS THE SAME RETIRED FOGEY THAT JUST DID NOT DO THE JOB ON DUTY IS YET AGAIN MANNING THE DUTY TO SEE THAT NOTHING WILL SEE THE DAYLIGHT!

THE RETIRED FOGEY WHO GETS TO SIT IN THE VIGILANCE COMMISSION AFTER BEING CHIEF CLERK OF THE COLONIAL CLONERY, OR THE ONE GETTING TO SIT ON THE INFORMATION COMMISSION IS SURELY NOT going to pass the in tray to the out tray from ENQUIRY TO INQUIRY TO INIQUITY IWTHOUT PASSING THE CHICANERY POINT OF GIVING THE SHORT SHRIFT TO HOW THE STEAL FRAME CAN STILL GET TO FRAME ANSWERS FOR WHAT IT DID NOT QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE!

GET IT?

THEY DON'T GET IT.

THE ARMIES OF CLERKS SENT OVER TO MIND THE COLONIES WROTE OUT SILLY LITTLE OR LONG ESSAYS IN GREEK AND LATIN, IN ENGLISH WHICH WOULD HAVE SERVED VIRGIL OR DANTE A CHIANTI OF ALLEGORY BUT THE GORY TRUTH IS THAT THE ARMY OF CLERKS WHO SUPPOSEDLY SET UP THE STEEL FRAME OF THE RAJ JUST PLAYED DODGE BALL.

THEY DODGED EVERY DOD THAT IS DEADLINE AND OD'D THAT IS OVERDOSED ON THE LONG OVERDUE TILL THE GE THAT IS THE GOVERNMENTAL ENLIGHTENMENT JUST SAID THE RUBBISH IN ENGLISH WITHOUT SHEDDING LIGHT ON HOW LIGHTLY THEY TOOK THEIR DUTIES BEYOND PLAYING WITH CHICANERY.

And if the belated moaning about BILLS after the event makes a case for how the STEEL FRAME ENDED UP BECOMING THE STEAL FRAME WELL THE QUESTION OF ENQUIRY THAT DID NOT GET TO THE INQUIRY IS STILL A QUERY AS TO HOW THE COLONIAL CLERKS ARMIES OF THEM RULING ARMIES OF UNIFORMS STILL DON'T GET A UNIFORM KICK IN THE PANTS WHEN THEY SUPERANNUATE!

THAT IS THE QUESTION.

HOW CAN THE CHIEF CLERK BECOME THE COMMISSIONER OF INFORMATION AND THE HEAD CLERK BECOME THE CHIEF OF WHATEVER.

OR THE HEAD JUDGE BECOME THE HUMAN RIGHTS HEAD WHICH IS MINDBOGGLING IT WASN'T SO WICKEDLY WHITE WIG WIGGLING AS TO HOW SUCH HUMBUG CAN CARRY ON WITHOUT TAKING A TOSS OF THE CHICERY COIN.

SO THE NEED OF HUMANITY NOT THE NEED OF THE HOUR OR THE NEED OF THE DAY OR THE GOVERNMENT OF THE DAY TO DO THE DUTY OF THE DAY AND SO, but the need of all humanity to do AWAY WITH ALL LAWS!

NATURE DOES NOT HAVE ANY LAWS.

NADA.

NOT NEWTON'S NOT EINSTEIN'S.

NOT THE YET TO BE STRUNG TOGETHER STRING THEORY NO NOT EVEN THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING.

OR GUT.

NOT GUT INSTINCT BUT THAT SILLY ACRONYM,

IT IS THE NATURE OF NATURE NOT TO HAVE LAWS.

SO EVERY SILLY LAW IS ACTUALLY AN OUT AND OUT:

OUT LAW!

THAT MUST BE OUTLAWED!

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE OVERAWED WITH ALL THE PLUMAGE AND UMBRAGE TAKEN BY THE COATS, 'THE CURSES, THE BAGS AND THE GAGORDERS AND THE MACES AND PURSES' AS TO HOW THEY AND ONLY THEY ARE PRIVILEGED TO SIT ON JUDGEMENT ON ALL OF HUMANITY WITHOUT HAVING ANY!

IT IS SICKENING TO HEAR AN 'HONOURABLE MINISTER' say: "I cannot, I MAY NOT BE ALLOWED TO SAY, ANYTHING, [AND PUT THAT INTO ANYTIMESOON OR FOR ANYTIME AT ALL] because some silly point is being: SUB JUDICE!

BAH! IF THE PRIVILEGED PONTIFICATORS AND PREVARICATORS HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF SEWING UP THE ENTIRE SOCIETY THEY MAY BE SEQUESTRATED AND SEGREGATED TO WEARING EAR MUFFS AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT MIGHT JAUNDICE THEIR JUDICIAL EYE WITHOUT BEING JAUNDICED WITH THE WHOLE SOCIETY FOR READING THE YELLOW TRASH THE SO CALLED "FREE PRESS" IS FREE TO PEDDLE!

AND IF THE ARM OF GOVERNING THE GOVERNING DOES HAVE THE MEANS TO PUT OUT IT'S OWN AUTHENTIC VERSION IN IT'S OWN AUTHENTIC PRESS WITHOUT THE PRESS GOING TO THE PRESS ABOUT WHAT WAS EXPRESSED BY THE JUDICIARY THE CHICANERY OF THE ENTIRE THING IS.................

SURELY BOUND FOR YET ANOTHER INQUIRY GOING FOR YET ANOTHER ENQUIRY AND A JUDICIAL COMMISSION TO TAKE CARE OF THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM WHERE THE RETIRED FOGEYS WILL SIT IN JUDGEMENT OVER THE ONES ACTUALLY SITTING IN JUDGEMENT AND SO ON TO ONE CLEAVED OFF CUNNING NEW LAW THAT DOES NOT GO INTO THE CONSTITUTIONAL BODY STATUSed LOK PAL AND SO ON............. AND ON............AND ON..........

BAH!

SO THE JETHMALANI'S DELAY IN JUSTICE OVER DEATH SENTENCE OVER RAJIV GANDHI WILL GO ONCE MORE TO A LONG DRAWN DOODAHLY AND DELHI WILL DO A DELI ON THE DISHY ITEM OF THE 2-G SPECTRUM AND THE DELLY BELLY WILL DO A DOUBLE FLIP AND GET A NEW:

JOLLY BROLLY?

WELL IT DOES BOIL DOWN TO THE UMBRELLA CASE OF HOW THEY CAN TAKE SO MUCH UMBRAGE AT THE UMBRA EVENT OF THE SHADOWS STAYING IN THE SHADOWS AND MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH NOT BEING QUESTIONED IN ALL THE MILLENIA!

AH! SECRET SERVICES THAT BUMP OFF FOLK ACROSS THE UNIVERSE DON'T STAND TO TAKE TO THE STAND OR STATE ON THE WITNESS BOX HOW '

'SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION' STILL PASSED THE CCTV TEST AND THE DNA TEST!

SO MUCH FOR FORENSICKS!

WHERE EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO RUBBLE THE RUBBISH OF HOW THE CCTV'S REMAIN STANDING TESTIMONY TO..............

HA! HA! HA!!!

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT SECURITY AT THE COURTS?

HA HA HA

HAVE IT ALL ON CCTV'S AND THE VIDEOTAPED WITNESSES WILL NOT GO VAMOOSE WHEN............

HUH HUH HO HUM!

NO DOUBT THE FIN MIN AWAY TO GIVE IT WHATEVER IS ASKED FOR WITHOUT ASKING HOW COME BECAUSE HE DID NOT COME TO BE FIN MIN WITHOUT HAVING BEEN HOME MIN AND SO ON AND EXT MIN AND SO FORTH DOING THE HOMAM HUMS AND THE REST OF THE DRUMS IN AN ANCESTRAL VILLAGE THAT HAS MOVED DOWN THE PADMA TO THE GANGA AND SO ON NOT THE LAND OF FIVE RIVERS RIVEN DOWN TO DELIVER A PARSIMONIOUS PLANNING COMMISSION TO PARE IT DOWN TO THREE TENNERS AND A TWO BIT OR SAY TWO TENNERS AND A HALF OF ONE OF THAT BIT AND SO ON TO HAVE IT BLATHERED ON BY THE PRESS AND THE VOCALVISUAL MEDIA AD NAUSEUM BUT one river with two names and two countries and so forth so how come these VERY FOLK STILL HOLD FORTH AND HOLD FORT WHILE THEY WILL NOT UTTER ONE WORD BECAUSE SOME SILLY POINT IS:

SUB JUDICE?

BAH!

LIKE DOUBLE TAXATION AVOIDANCE TREATY WITH TAX FREE HAVENS WHERE THE SILLY CLICHE GETS A FREE QUICHE AND A DOUBLY SECURED SQUISH WISH WITH:

NOT EVEN ONCE BITTEN BUT TWICE TOO SHY TO TAKE A SHY AT THE SHYSTERS AND SO ON.............

at the very chicanery of it................

so once THERE WILL BE UNIVERSAL TAX AXATION everything for everyone will be equitable!

NOT HOW WALL STREET AND DALAL STREET CAN GREET THEIR CUSTOMERS WITH A NAMO NAMAHA OR NAMING OF THE SHAMING GAME BUT HOW IT WILL ALL BE THE SAME!

BUT THEN HOW WILL THE GOVERNMENT DO THE BUSINESS IT IS MEANT TO DO?

FILCH WITH STICKY FINGERS?

FLY THE STANDARD OF THE KLEPTOSTATE?

IT WILL HAVE TO COME UP WITH A CONSTITUTIONAL STATUS BODY AS TO HOW IT CAN EARN IT'S OWN!

IF THE ONES WHO DON'T EARN THEIR OWN BUT STILL ACT AS IF THEY OWN IT THEN THEY MUST EARN THEIR OWN!

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY.

THE GOVERNMENT MUST HAVE THE WAYS AND MEANS TO EARN IT'S OWN WAY AND THEN THE PARSIMONY OF THE CHICANERY OF THE CHICKEN FEED IT WANTS TO STANDARDIZE AS THE HIDEOUS LINE OF THE HAVES AND THE HAVENOTS WILL ...........

TIE ITSELF IN KNOTS?

WELL KNOWLEDGE AND THE RIGHT TO KNOW WILL NOT JUMP OFF THE LEDGE IF THE HEDGE FUND HUMBUGS GET EXTRA HUMONGOUS BONUSES BECAUSE..........

THEN THE INDIRECT TAXES AND THE HIDDEN TAXES OF THE CHICANERY FACTOTUMS AND FACTORY HANDS WILL HAVE TO FACTOR IN THE FACT............

THAT.............

ACT TO ACT TO ACT TO ACT................

THE COURTS SIMPLY DO NOT ACT!

AND ALL THE SPECTACLES FROM THE DEATH SENTENCE ROW VICTIMS TO THE DIRTY DOUBLE DOCTORATES DOLED TO 'GOOD DOC SANS NOT SO GOOD AT GOOD TALENT AT TALKING' AND SO ON TO THE 2-G WILL ........

ACT UP?

IF THE GOVERNMENT CAN WRITE ACTS AND NOT ACT IN THEM THEN THEY MUST............

PACK UP?

OR SHOW IT FOR WHAT IT IS:

A PACK OF LIES!

SO FORGET THE PACKET THAT CAN GO INTO THE POCKET OF EVERY PARSIMONIOUS PUBLIC THE BLEAK HOUSE POINT AH!

CHARLES DICKENS BENAMI BOOK WRITTEN NO DOUBT NOT BY HIS ILLITERATE WIT BUT..........

COPYRIGHTED SO THAT THE ROYALTY CAN........

AH!

THE LAW DOES TAKE A LICKING AT THE CHANCERY FULL OF CHICANERY SO HERE'S AN EXTRACT:

'A Chancery Judge once had the kindness to inform me, as one of a company of some hundred and fifty and women not labouring under any suspicions of lunacy [aside: no the luminaries need not have all been LORD ACTON AND SONS AND SO ON BUT WHY DOES LORD ACTON GET SO MANY RAVE QUOTES IN THE LEGAL LUMINARIES SUMMARIES................WHICH SUMMAT MAKES IT SUMMAT SUSPECT THAT THE SUMMING UP WAS DONE IN SOME OTHER STREET LIKE NOT FAST AS FLEET BUT THE SLEET NO DOUBT WAS SUMMAT SUSPECT TO END UP AS SLIPPERY AS DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPPERY SLUP-UP BY SOME'UN NOT SOME'AT SOMNABULANT AT THE SONOROUS TASK OF TAKING DOWN THE SOUNDS THE PONEROUS PONTIFIED SOUNDS IN SHORT HAND BECAUSE THEY ARE RATHER SHORT OF HANDS THAT HAVE BEEN HACKED OFF THE HACKS BY THE HAND PARTY AND SO ON IN THE TIME OF EMERGENCIES NAMED AND UNNAMED AND THE SHAME SAME IS STILLTHE SAME SHAME PLAYING THE SAME SILLY GAME WITH THE LAME EXCUSE THE "FREE PRESS" CAN GET AWAY WITH .......WELL WITHOUT BEING ASKED HOW IT CAME BY SUCH GEMS OF FAR FROM MUNCHABLES FROM THE BENCHES OF THE BIG BEN COUNTRY SPEAKING NOT COLON IALLY NOR YET COLLOQUIALLY BUT RATHER QUILLY QUILLY LIKE IT WAS LICKED OFF AN ANCIENT REGIME THAT DID NOT GET GUILLOTINED BY THE GUTENBERG PRESS BEFORE GOING TO THE GALLEYS BECAUSE THE VERBAL VOLLEYS NOW GO DIGITAL AND THE ANALOG CABLES ARE TO BE ANTIQUATED BEFORE THEY CAN UP THE ANTE! AHA!] back to the "BLEAK HOUSE": 'That the Court of Chancery, though the shining object of much popular prejudice [aside: no no there is nothing like SUB JUDICE! JUST POPULAR PREJUDICE!] (at which point I thought the Judge's eye had a cast in my direction) was almost IMMACULATE. There had been, he admitted a trivial blemish or so in its rate of progress, but this was exaggerated, and had been entirely owing to the 'parsimonious public'; which guilty public, it appeared, had been until lately bent in the most determined manner on by no means enlarging the number of Chancery Judges appointed-- I believe by Richard the Second, but any other KING will do as well.'

PREFACE TO 'BLEAK HOUSE' BY THE AUTHOR 1853.

SO NOTHING HAS CHANGED FROM 1842 WHEN ROB PEEL SET UP THAT TEMPORARY INCOME TAX TO A YEAR AND A DECADE LATER WHERE THE HARD TIMES CONTINUED TO NOT ONLY FOIST THE INCOME TAX BUT ALSO HAD THE "ARSIMONIOUS PUBLIC" BLAMED FOR TOO FEW FROCKS SITTING AT THE CHANCERY!

THE CHICANERY OF IT!

AND THEN COMES AD VOLORUM TAX AND SO ON TO THE INDIRECT MEANS OF PAYING UP TOLL TAXES AND SO ON AND THE JUDGES NOT ONLY NOT GETTING THE AXE AS 'LIFE TENURES' ON LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS STILL ABLE TO SLEEP ON JUDGEMENTS ACROSS THE POND BUT ACTUALLY HAVING A DEBATE TO HAVE A JUDICIAL COMMISSION SET UP TO PAY SOME HARD CASH...........

WHEN THE CASE OF THE CASH FLOW............

IS NOT HOW FIN MINS OF SO MANY G-COUNTRIES CAN GATHER OVER THERE AND NOT GET UP TO SOME GOOD FOR NOTHING GOONDAGIRI WHILE THE NATION IS GROUND DOWN TO A BLACKMAILED BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH ABOUT CORRUPTION BUT HOW COME TRANSPARENCY INTERNATIONAL THE CHARITY SHOP THAT GETS A TAX BREAK CAN PUT THOSE PIRATE COUNTRIES AT THE TOP OF THE HEAP?

SO IT IS NOT A CASE OF 'BLACK MONEY' STASHED AWAY IN 'TAX FREE SAFE HAVENS' BUT HOW SO MANY COUNTRIES ARE BEING TAXED WHEN THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE TO WORK AT IT WELL LET THEM WORK AT IT AS TO HOW THEY WILL MAKE IT ALL WORK WHILE THEY DON'T DO AND HAVE TO DO ANY WORK!

NOT A QUESTION OF NO WORK NO PAY BUT LET THEM PAY THE ONES WHO DON'T DO NO WORK!

SO WHILE THE CHANCERY AND THE REST OF THE JUDICIARY DELAYS AND RELAY PLAYS CONTINUE TO PLAY WITH JUSTICE INSTEAD OF PLYING AT BEING JUST LET THEM JUST NOT BE PAID TILL THE 2-G SPECTRUM IS...............

AH! YES SO IF SPECTRUM WENT FREE TO THE ONES WHO GOT IT NEAR FREE.................

THEN INSTEAD ASKING FOR BAIL FOR FREEING THE ONES WHO ARE LOCKED UP....................

LET THE SPECTRUM BE LOCKED UP!

THEN THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY STOLE THE THING WILL EITHER PAY UP OR PACK UP!

GET IT?

THEY DON'T GET IT!

THERE MUST NOT BE PEN DOWN STRIKE

BUT:

CELLDOWN STRIKE!

And if the GOVERNMENT IS WONDERING HOW IT CAN PAY FOR THE FOOD SECURITY BILL THEN IT CAN EARN IT'S GOOD FOR NOTHING GOONDAGIRI BY MAKING GOOD FROM THE SPECTRUM WHICH IT WILL MAKE IT'S BUSINESS TO SHOW HOW BUSINESS MUST BE IN THE BUSINESS OF ............

AH! RUNNING A BUSINESS!

SO IF THE ONES WHO CAN'T EARN EXPECT TO RUN CHARITY SHOPS THEN THE CHARITIES MUST BE THE ONLY ONES TAXED TO ..........

EXTINCTION?

WELL OR EXed into DISTINCTION!

NOT "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION?"

DEBATABLE HOW VIDEOTAPED AND CCTV'D CANDIDCAM SHOTS CAN SHOW THE SHOOTINGS AND BEATINGS AND NOT GET TRIPPED AT TRP RATINGS AS A TRAP SET UP BY.......

AH! THE BIGGEST SCIENTIFIC SCAM OF DNA TESTING AND STILL THE VERDICT DNA DID NOT ARRIVE?

AT ANY FAILSAFE MECHANISM TO SAY.............

AH!

BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBT............

THAT THE CASE OF 'SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION' STILL CAUSED A PRETTY PENNY AND THEN SOME?

THAT'S THE POINT!

HUMONGOUS SUMS!

OR BACK TO DICKENSIANspeak in 'BleakHouse'

'At the present moment there is a suit before the Court which was commenced nearly twenty years ago; [no not the BOFORS! or the FAKE RAJIV GANDHI SO CALLED

"HUMAN BOMB" BUMP OFF!]

BUT THAT IS A HANDY BATON TO BEAT :THE HAND"

BOUT THE BUSH WITH AND GET ON WITH SOME GOOD BAD BLACKMAIL!], in which from thirty to forty counsel HAVE been known to appear at one time' in which costs have been incurred to the amount of seventy thousand pounds, which is a friendly suit; and which I am assured no nearer to its termination now than when it was begun. There is another...commenced before the close of last century [that is saying it backward from 1853! CLOSE TO MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY!] and in which double the amount of seventy thousand pounds has been swallowed up in costs.' NOT YET DECIDED!!!!!

GEEZ! DON'T CASES GO INTO 'SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION'. LIKE A TIMEBOMB?

IF IT AIN'T DONE IN SAY 'X' TIME, THEN SAY THE NOBEL DYNAMITE AWARDS WILL DELIVER 'Y' CRONER TO THE BOFORS CASE BECAUSE THE GOOD NAME OF THE SCANDIV COUNTRY IS TAKING A BEATING AT THE TRANSPARENCY INTERNATIONAL AND DRAGGING THE SO CALLED 'REPUBLIC' OF SWITZERLAND AND THE ROYAL SWISS EMBLEM INTO THE DREDGES OF THE DRUDGERY OF JUDGERY AND SO ON AND SO DON'T HOLD FORTH BUT ''ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'' IT'S TIME FOR A FORTY WINKS AT THE FORTIFIED THINKS TO SAY:

T'ANKS BUT NO T'ANKS!

TANK IT!

THAT WOULD BE JUST.

NOT JUST TANK IT!

BUT JUST JUST SO IT SEEMS JUST JUST BE DONE WITH IT!

A GOOD CASE FOR

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

THEN THE NATION COULD BE FREED UP FROM THE ENDLESSS BLACKMAIL OF

GANDHI

FROM

GOTHA

GANDHI

GOTHA

AND THE SPECTACLE OF THE

2-G SPECTRUM THEREOF....

AH! 'BLEAK HOUSE':

'(but you might look in vain for Truth at the bottom of it', betweebn the registrar's red table and the silk gowns, with bills, cross-bills, answers, rejoinders, injunctions, affidavits, issues, references to masters, masters' reports, mountains of costly nonsense, piled before them.'

JUST PILE THEM ALL OUT!

SAY NO TO:

JUDICIAL COMMISSION!

LET THE ENTIRE JUDGERY PLAY AT:

JUGGLERY!

TIS BAD ENOUGH 'EM BLACK ROBES SITTING ON JUDGEMENT SHOULD 'EM BLACK GOWNS SIT ON JUDGEMENT ON............

PAH! HEM AND HAW AND AWE AND CAW CAW

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

LET THE ONES CROWING AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOCAL RANGES FLY AS THE CROW FLIES OVER THE ROOFTOPS BUT.........

AT THE 'BLEAKHOUSE':

"a sallow prisoner has come up, in custody, [not on CCTV OR VIDEOTAPETESTIMONY!] for the half-dozenth time [the court doses on no doubt: an aside only an aside!] TO MAKE A PERSONAL application 'to purge himself of his contempt;' which, being a solitary executor who has fallen into a state of conglomoration about accounts of which it is not pretended he ha ever any knowledge [PRICE WATER OR HENCOOPS ESCAPING THE sCOOP?], he is not at all likely ever to do. IN the meantime his prospects in life are ended.'

"There is the registrar below the JUDGE, in wig and gown,; and there are two or three maces, or petty-bags, or privy purses, or whatever they may be, in legal court suits.'

'Jarndyce and Jarndyce drones on. This scarecrow of a suit has, in course of time, become so complicated, that no man alive knows what it means.' ...'Every master of Chancery has hd a reference out of it. Every Chancellor was 'in it'., for somebody or the other, when he was counsel at bar. Good things have veen said about it by blue-nosed, bulbous-shoed old benchers, in select port-wine committee after dinner in hall.

articled clerks have veen in the habit of fleshing their legal wit upon it. The Last Lord Chancellor handled it neatly when correcting Mr. Blowers [NO! NOT THE GLASS BLOWERS WHO REFURBISHED THE FADED SHATTERED CHANDELIERS SO THAT THE LEGAL LUMINARIES CAN PINCH THEMSELVES AS THEY ASKED THEMSELVES: ARE WE FOR REAL? OR ARE WE JUST A "LIVE" SHOW WITHOUT A LIVELY REPARTEE OR A REPOSTE FOR THE COURT REPORTER TO REPORT! RETORT? THE SHOT WAS HEARD ON CCTV? OR WAS THAT TIME NOW WHEN......... AH WHEN! THAT'S THE POINT. NOBODY KNOWS WHEN THE FRAME WAS SET OR THE SETS WERE FRAMED AND WHEN THE BLAMED WERE SAID TO HAVE BEEN CAPTURED NOT ON CANCAM BUT AH CUFFS HANDCUFFS AND TAKEN INTO CUSTODY IT SOUNDS LIKE LATIN SPEAKING LIKE A CASE OF LATITUDE WITH WHICH LAW TAKES LAXITY? QUIS CUSTODES IPSOS CUSTODES? AN ASIDE] the eminent silk gown waho said that such a thing might happen when the SKY RAINED POTATOES [NO NOT COOKED BY THE SWISS SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS INTO A ROSTI! JUST SACKS OF THEM! NOT A VAN GOGH PAINTING WITH PEOPLE HAVING THEIR FACES DRAWN DOWN INTO DIRE POVERTY LIKE WHAT THEIR PLATTERS WERE PUTTING OUT FOR THEM ON THEIR PLATES!! NO NOT THE POVERTY LINE DRAWN LIKE THE EYE EYEING UP THE HORIZON OF THE PERSPECTIVE OF PARSIMONY BUT NOT AN ASININE ASIDE] he observed, 'Or when we get through Jarndyce and Jarndyce, Mr. Blowers,' a pleasantry that particularly tickled the maces, the bags and the purses."

BLEAK HOUSE, CHARLES DICKENS.

SO IF THAT IS THE JUDICIARY JUDGING AT JARNDYCE AND JARNDYCE THE JAUNDICE OF THE JUDICIAL COMMISSION SITTING JUDGEMENT ON THE JUDICIARY SITTING ON JUDGEMENT ON JARNDYCE AND JARNDYCE SANS SEEING THE WORLD YELLOW A LA YELLOW PRESS SEEING THE WORLD...............

IN AN ENDLESS SURREALISM OF:

"AH! CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE!"

THAT PAINTING WAS PUTTING A POINT BUT THE PIPEDREAM THAT THINGS WOULD BE PIPING HOT WHEN THE HOT POTATO WAS NOT DROPPED LIKE A HOT POTATO..................

IS STILL: GOING SLOW?

WELL THE CHICANERY OF SETTING UP A COMMISSION OF ENQUIRY TO FIND OUT HOW MANY CASES ARE LANGUISHING IN COURTS FOR LONGER THAN A DECADE IS LIKE...............

MAGRITTE?

MAG WRITE?

WELL THE MAGNANIMOUS VIEW MIGHT BE THAT 'THE TREACHERY OF IMAGES' WHEREBY THE CCTV CAMERAS AND THE VIDEOTAPETESTIMONIES STILL END UP MAKING MONIES TO BUILD OR BREAK IMAGES BUT 'LA TRAHISON DES IMAGES' IS VERY VERY RELEVANT BEYOND THE IMAGES OF THE BELGIAN DOCTORATE BESTOWED UPON THE ITINERNAT RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURAL IMPOVERISHED ITALIAN IMPOSTER IMPOSSIBLY IMPOSITIONED UPON INDIA BY THE IMPERIAL THRUST WHERE THE BESTOWAL WAS DONE IN AMERICAN ENGLISH!

AS WAS THE PRESIDENT'S VISIT TO TRANSPARENCY INTERNATIONAL'S APPLES OF THEIR EYES: AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND!

DONE IN AMERICAN ENGLISH BY THE SWISS PRESIDENT!

PAH! 'LA TRAHISON DES IMAGES' DON'T EVEN TRY TAKING THE TRAI TO THE CAG AND SO ON BUT THE BRAGGING OF THE STEAL FRAME BEING THE STEEL FRAME...........

BAH! THE COLONIAL CLERKS WHO SUPPOSEDLY DID A GREAT JOB AT THE RAJ WHILE THE ROBBER ROGERS JUST ROGERED AWAY AT THE IMAGES OF BENEVOLENT PATERNALISTIC STATE........

BAH! LA TRAHISON DES IMAGES! THAT BELGIAN PAINTER RENE MAGRITTE HAD IT DOWN PAT!

THIS IS NOT A PIPE!

THIS IS ONLY AN IMAGE OF A PIPE!

AND SO, THE PICTURES PUT OUT BY THE FAKE CASE OF THE FAKE BASHING OF BHUSHAN............

BASHFUL TIME NOW?

BAH! THE CHICANERY OF THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT MACHINERY CONDEMNING THE ATTACK IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS LIKE..........

THE BOFORS KICKBACK?

BAH! FOR WHOM THE BORES BOO IS NOT EVEN A CASE FOR...............

BLIND MAN'S BLUFF?

BLIND MAN'S BUFF!

BUT OFCOURSE!

LANGUAGE CORRUPTION IS A CLUE TO LINGUISTIC FORENSICS AND THE CLUE TO WHO ACTUALLY COULD HAVE SWUNG FROM THE GYMNASTIC RINGS WITHOUT HAVING EVERY SO CALLED SUICIDAL HANGING END UP A SUPER SUCCESS IS............

A QUESTION UNASKED OF MILLICENT MOST RETICENT!

HOW COME SO MANY SUICIDAL HANGINGS END UP BALANCING FROM THE BEAMS WITHOUT ANY COACHING?

SO NO DOUBT SOME SECRET SERVICE MINION FROM MILLICENT'S MOB MUST HAVE DONE THE JOB AND ENDED UP USING:

THE MAGIC MOP!

HOP SKIP AND JUMP COMANECI A PERFECT SCORE DID A PERFECT HOP FROM A COMMIE COUNTRY TO.........

AH! THAT'S THE POINT OF COACHING!

IF STAGECOACHED THE STOOGES ON THE STAGES STILL END UP LIKE..........

WOODEN REPLICAS DUMPED DOWN BY THE WOODEN HORSE?

OR HOW THE COMMITTEE OF ELDERS THAT LET IN THE WOODEN HORSE WITH THE BELLY FULL OF ........

AH! THE TROJAN HORSE!

SO TOO MANY THINKING HEADS STILL END UP........

LIKE A COMMITTEE THAT SET OUT TO DESIGN A HORSE AND ENDED UP.............

WITH CAMEL INK ON THEIR THUMB IMPRESSIONS?

OR SOME SUCH TRAHISON DES IMAGES!

BECAUSE TOO MANY HEADS STILL HAVE NOT PROVEN TO COME UP WITH BETTER PROPOSITIONS AND A COMMITTEE IS STILL

A CAUCUS LIKE PAC THAT IS PACKED WITH AMENABLE CAW CAWS WHO GOT THEIR PAWS..........

IN THE COOKIE JAR?

WHO CANNOT CONCUR ON THE CON WITH WHICH THE CUR CAN CURSE THEM WHEN THEY END UP

BARKING?

BARKING THE WRONG TREE?

THE WRONGED THREE ARE STILL THREE AND THE WRONG IS STILL................

WELL TOO MANY HEADS BANGING TOGETHER.........

CAN STILL BUNG IT ALL UP!

SO WHEN THE G-20 AND THE RICH ROBBERS G-7 WITH RUSSIA BRANDED TO BE A BITPART PLAYER OF THE ATE TO END UP WITH AN EVEN NUMBER AT THE DINNER PLATE PAID FOR BY DOUBLEDUMMYSWAPS AT DEMO-CRAZY THEY WILL STILL.........................

END UP EATING THE TROJAN HORSE?

OR COME UP WITH YET ANOTHER JAN BILL OR JAN YATRA OR JAN JAN GAN MAN WITH FOUR 'A'S AND FOR THEIR FOUR ANNAS WORTH OF RUBBING THEIR DOUBLE DUPLICITY AT DOUBLE DUPLICITY AGAINST THEIR TWO BITS.............

THE TWO BIT PART PLAYERS............

WILL STILL COME UP WITH.........

TWO AND TWO MAKE................

A FIVER BET?

AH!

BETTING

ADVERTISING

BANKING

BRITISH BANIA BUSINESS

THAT'S WHERE THE BIG BUCKS GO!

SO?

UNLESS EAST INDIA CO. AND IT'S COHORTS AT THE WORLD BANK AND THE IMF AND THE ADB AND THE REST OF THE WORLD SUBSIDIARIES.................

EAT THEIR WORDS............

THEIR WORD IS AS GOOD AS..............

MARK TWAIN'S QUOTE!

'A verbal agreement is not worth the paper it is written on'.

EVEN IF IT IS A PAPER MONEY 'I PROMISE TO PAY THE BEARER THE SUM OF BLAH BLAH BLAH SIGNEDBY THE GOVERNOR OF THE RESERVE BANK OF INDIA?

ESPECIALLY IF THE SAID FIN SEC MADE RESERVE BANK GOV IS STILL BOUND BY THE SAME SEALED LIP STATEMENT NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!

AH! OATH OF SECRECY!

NO DOUBT THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY GOT OATS DOWN AS: EATEN BY HORSES AND SCOTSMEN!

OR THE CYNICS SAYING HAS GOT

COMMITTEE DOWN TO:

"A group of the unwilling, chosen by the unfit, to do the unnecessary."

SO KICK OUT THE FOGEYS THE ENTIRE LOT AT THE TOP OF THE HEAP OF INFORMATION COMMISSIONERS, THE VIGILANCE COMMISSIONERS, THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSIONERS, THE ELECTION COMMISSIONERS AND THE YET TO BE CONSTITUTED LOK PAL COMMISSIONERS AND THE JUDICIAL COMMISSIONERS AND THE PRESS COUNCIL COMMISSIONERS OUT OF THE COMMITEES AND LET THE COMMITTED DO THE COMIC RELIEF ACT!

AND WEAR RED NOSES?

TOUCHE!

LET THE CHARITIES PAY TAXES!

BECAUSE THEY MUST KEEP THE ASPIDISTRA FLYING?

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not
money, I am become as a sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And
though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries,
and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could
remove mountains, and have not money, I am nothing. And though I
bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to
be burned, and have not money, it profiteth me nothing. Money suffereth long, and is kind; money envieth not; money vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave unseemly, seeketh not her
own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; rejoiceth not in
iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; beareth all things, believeth
all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. . . . And now
abideth faith, hope, money, these three; but the greatest of these
is money."
ADAPTED BY GEORGE ORWELL "KEEP THE ASPIDISTRA FLYING"

SO IF CHARITY IS ABOUT MONEY THEN THE SWISS RED CROSS MUST BE THE ONE TO BE TAXED!

OR THE WHOLE WORLD GOES INTO:

UNIVERSAL TAX AXATION!

AND THE STATE GOES INTO:

ASPHYXIATION?

WELL ASP. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THE STATE MUST BE STATED TO BE STET IN A STATE STEEPED IN.............

A LYING STATE?

ASPHYXIATION BEYOND.......

RIDING THE DEAD HORSE.........

INTO THE BEYOND....

AH! THE SIJOU INDIAN SAYING:

"IF YOU FIND YOURSELF RIDING A DEAD HORSE THE BEST STRATEGY IS TO DISMOUNT!"

BUT IF THE TROJAN HORSE IS ALREADY DEAD WOOD THEN THE BEST STRATEGY IS TO:

ROCK THE HORSE?

FOR CRYING OUT HOARSE:

'BLEAKHOUSE' QUOTE:

'Scores of persons have deliriously found themselves made parties in Jarndyce and Jarndyce, without knowing how or why; whole families have inherited legendary hatreds with the suit. The little plaintiff or defendant, who was promised a new rocking-horse when Jarndyce and Jarndyce should be settled, has grown up possessed himself of a real horse, and trotted away inot the OTHER WORLD.'

ILIAD IS JUST A BAD PRONOUNCIATION FOR:

I LIED!

THE HORSE SPOKE GREEK?

what cheek?

with it's wooden tongue?

in cheek?

what cheek!

CHECK THAT OUT!

the animation industry no doubt is great at gaming but....

the lame excuse of.......

AYE AND NEIGH?

TO A PARTY'S WHIP?

THAT'S DEMOCRACY?

THAT'S CRAZY!

THAT'S LUNATIC!

THAT'S LUNATIC LET OFF!

BY LAW!

IT MUST BE OUTLAWED!

AND A SINGLE BOUNCED CHECK?

CAN HAVE THE GAOL BOUNCERS IN BIG BUSINESS?

BATHETIC!

AND THAT MEANS LANGAUGE CORRUPTION AND LINGUISTIC GYMNASTICS IS STILL NASTY TRICKS OF THE TONGUE PRETENDING TO BE......

TONGUE TIED?

TO A SILLY----------

SUB JUDICE!

EMERGENCE INDIA!