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The way they are all PRETENDING TO BE OH SO HOLIER THAN THAW, TILL THE THUNDRA FREEZING OVER THE THUNDER, of
all SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING THE SYRIAN VOTE AT THE SILLY SESSION AT SECURITY COUNCIL WHERE THINGS ARE EXACTLY AS THEY ARE,
THIRTEEN AGAINST AND TWO COMMIE VETOS FOR THE CONTINUANCE OF THE SAME CHICANERY bar the INDIAN DHABAO DHUMKEY WHEREBY CHINNA
CHITTI CHIDS GOT A GOOD CONDUCT CERTIFICATE NOT AMOUNTING TO CRIMINAL INTENT THOUGH TO ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES HE DID SIT
ON TWO IMPORTANT NATION FLEECING SESSIONS and the PURE AS DRIVEL SNORE prime minister got an even bigger repreive OR
so goes the story why INDIA VOTED AGAINST SYRIA BECAUSE IT WASN'T REFORMING OR SOME SUCH TOSH ACCORDING TO THe govern MENTAL diatribe written by OTHER NATION'S ARAB TRIBES AND SO ON, GIVING THE NOTION OF A NATIONSTATE A NASTY
WHATSITS WHILE THE PERMAFROSTED FIES AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL PLAY THE SILLY GAMES OF PUSH AND SHOVE AND BLACKMAIL
to just STAY PUT AND DO BUGGER ALL, AFTER ALL, WHILE THE TEMPERARY TENANT AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL
INDIA WILL BE BULLDOZED INTO FORGOING HER PENCHANT OF PREACHING ABOUT WHAT'S THAT FADED FOREIGN POLICY SETPIECE
CALLED NEHRUVIAN NON-ALIGNMENT, becaue hey didn't THE TAMILIAN DRAMA OF SWAMY, CHIDAMBARAM
AND NARAYASAMY talk of enemity and as if the INDIAN CIBBIESE COURTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT PLAY THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE BY
GIVING THE ONE IN THE THICK IF THINGS SO THICK AS SODA BUDDI LENSES A THICK CERTIFICATE OF GOOD CONDUCT NOT AMOUNTING TO CRIMINAL
INTENT THOUGH THE THEN FINMIN NOW HOMEMIN HAS BEEN THE ONE MAN TAMILIAN PRIDE PARTY LONE INCUMBENT BROUGHT INTO THE CABINET
LIKE HE WAS A FOISTED FIST OF FISCAL IRRECTITUTION WHICH IS HOW IRREGULAR THE CABINET OF THE PRIME MINISTER UNELECT HAS BEEN,
PIS ALER er ERRING ON THE SIDE OF NOT LETTING THE crime go unpunished because CONSIDER THE ONES
WHO ARE BENEFITTING FROM THE BOFORS ARE STILL IN THE BUFFALO LAND OF COW AND CALF GONE TO THE HAND, WELL YOU GOT TO HAND IT
TO THE TOTALLY ILLITERATE UNREAD BITS OF THE SAME NASTIES STILL PRETENDING TO RULE THE LAND AS NOW DON'T LAUGH NOT THE STOCK,
NOT THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE STOCK-IN-TRADE OF THE EAST INDIA CO. COHORTS AND CONS BUT THE SCIONS OF
POLITICAL DYNASTIES, AS ILLITERATE AS THE ELECTORATE AND HARDLY ELECTRIFYING THE NATION CLINGING TO THE SAME POCKET BHAROS
OF A AND R AND SO ON TO HOG THE LIMELIGHT ON DOORDARSHAN THE STATE FED FOOTAGE OF THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE SET FOOT OUT THERE
IN THE OPEN TO HAVE.......
AN OPEN GOVERNMENT?
AH!
It's a contradiction in terms, you can be open or you can have government.
- Sir Arnold, Open Government
So now that they have SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT OR WHAT THEY USED TO CALL THE GOVERNMENT, THE SHUTTER BUGS ARE
HAVING A FIELD DAY WIELDING THE FLASHBULBS LIKE THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS........
A FLASHPOINT?
AH! FLESH. THE WAY OF ALL FLESH! SO WHAT WAS THAT?
THE THREE PENNY OPERA?
“Some read the Bible; others take a Law Degree / Some join the Church and some attack the State / While some remove
the celery from their plate / And then devise a theory. / By evening all are busy moralizing / But when the night is falling,
they are rising.”
BERTOLDT BRECHT.
VALHALLA RISING? ON VIAGRAFT?
VIA GRAFT?
WELL ALL THE HALLAHBHULLAH ABOUT HOW ONES WHO ARE; MORE VIRTUOUS, WELL VIRTUALLY, NAY MORE VIRTUAL REALITY THAN CEASAR'S
PROVERBIAL ARE NO DOUBT NOT REVEALING IN THE RAGS WHAT THE RAGS ARE RAGING RAGAS OVER ...
How the ones with reprieves will have a REPRISE?
OH THE REPS WHO HAD THE HEAVIER PRIZE NO DOUBT DID NOT PRISE THE INFO OUT OF THE INFORMATION COMMISSIONERS
WHO SAT AND DID BUM ALL WHILE THEY WERE PARKED ON THE SEATS OF POWER...
PEN PUSHING?
OH NO THE PENS WERE NOT EVEN IN THE RECKONING OF LOCKING THEM UP, BECAUSE THE LOCKJAWS WEREN'T LOCKING UP
ON THE LOOT but were going jawjaw about THE lokpal bill with a seperate judicial accountability
bill and a local lingo for lowly clerks bill and so on and no forth, ah!
The Law of Inverse Relevance, the less you intend doing about something the more you have to keep talking
about it.
- Sir Arnold, Open Government
So the SAME BUNCH OF WALLIES ARE GOING; TO WALLOW IN THE SAME HALLOWED HALLS
OF INFAMY TRYING TO PRETEND THERE IS A GOVERNMENT BECAUSE...
Sir Humphrey: Her Majesty does like the business of government to continue even when there are no politicians
around.
Well they are around to run the STATE TO GROUND AND ARE GROUNDED BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GROUNDED IN REALITY WHICH IS HOW
THE ONE WHO NEVER SET FOOT ON A CHOPPER HAS BEEN CHOPPED OFF THE TELEVISION SHOWS AND THE SONY IS DOING A MATRYDOM MOAN ACT
BECAUSE THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY DID THE DIRTY AREN'T EVEN SHOWING THE GREASY PALMS OF THE DALDA DEALINGS AND SO ON BECAUSE...
THE THREE PENNY OPERA LET THE BUTTER DROP FROM THE BUTTER FINGERS?
OH THE BETTER OFF FOLKS DON'T FORK OUT THE FORTUNE TO LAY THE FOIS GRAS LIKE
“And I did work out something: the rich of the earth indeed create misery, but they cannot bear to see it. They
are weaklings and fools just like you. As long as they have enough to eat and can grease their floors with butter
so that even the crumbs that fall from their tables grow fat, they can’t look with indifference on a man collapsing
from hunger—although, of course, it must be in front of their house that he collapses.”
THE THREE PENNY OPERA.
AND THEY ARE THE ONES WHO PUSH THE POLICY?
AND THEY ARE THE BUILDINGERS AND BILDINGER BILD TABLOIDSEE AND THE REST OF THE NO VACANCY CLUBWALLAH SANDWICHERS WHO
PUT UP THESE PETTY POLITICIANS AS THE GO BETWEENS OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT DOES NOT HAVE TO REPLY NOR REAPPLY TO THE PEOPLE
TO BE POLICY WONKS, WITH SO MANY PROTECTIVE COATS OF ARMOURED VEHICLES OF BUREAUCRATEASE WHEREBY THE OFFICIALS DON'T HAVE
AN OFFICIAL REPLY....
OFFICIAL REPLY?
Jim: What's an official reply?
Bernard: Well it just says the Minister has asked me to thank you for
your letter and we say something like, the matter is under consideration, or even if we feel so inclined, under active consideration.
Jim:
What's the difference?
Bernard: Well under consideration means we've lost the file, under active consideration means we're
trying to find it.
- The Official Visit
Like how the FILE NOTINGS AND JOTTINGS AREN'T THE JOB OF THE INFORMATION COMMISSIONERS TO COMMIT TO THE PUBLIC SCRUTINY
BECAUSE IT WILL KINDOF PUT MANNACLES AROUND THE ONES WHO DON'T PUT A SPANNER IN THE MANUS OF THE HAND PARTY WHO HAS TO HAND
IT OVER THE HAND IN GLOVE AND SO FORTH TO THE KIDGLOVE TREATMENT METED OUT TO THE POLITICIANS WHETHER IT BE THE PRIME MINISTER
OR THE HOME MINISTER WHO WAS THE FINANCE MINISTER OR THE FINANCE MINISTER WHO WAS THE HOME MINISTER AS IF......
there were two kinds of chairs to go with two kinds of Minister, one sort folds up instantly the other
sort goes round and round in circles.
Sir Humphrey: [shakes his head]
- Open Government
AND THE SAME DON'T VACATE THE CHAIRS?
OH NO!
it ain't even a musical one at that!
THE BEGGAR'S OPERA?
AH!
Jim: Opposition's about asking awkward questions.
Sir Humphrey: And government is about not answering
them.
- Open Government
Jim: Who else is in this department?
Sir Humphrey: Well briefly sir I am the Permanent
Undersecretary of State known as the Permanent Secretary, Wooley here is your Principle Private Secretary I too have a Principle
Private Secretary, and he is the Principle Private Secretary to the Permanent Secretary, directly responsible to me are ten
Deputy Secretaries, eighty-seven Undersecretaries and two hundred and nineteen assistant secretaries, directly responsible
to the Principle Private Secretaries are Plain Private Secretaries, and the Prime Minister will be appointing two Parliamentary
Undersecretaries and you will be appointing your own Parliamentary Private Secretary.
Jim: Can they all type?
SO TYPICAL! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FILE JOTTINGS AND NOTINGS NOT AVAILABLE FOR TIME LAPSED SCRUTINY BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN
TYPE!
SO WHO DOES THE TYPING?
THAT IS THE QUESTION THE SIXTY FOUR PAGE JUDGEMENT DID NOT MAKE CLEAR AS HOW THE HIGHER COURTS WILL STILL HAVE MORE AND
MORE KEYS TO PUNCH WHEN THERE WILL COME MORE AND DHUMKEYS AND DHABBAOS TO COME TO MAKE INDIA DO WHAT THE ......
BIDDING OF THE BILDINGER BUNCH OF SUPER DUPERS........
BILD?
THE TABLOIDSEE?
GEE
Sir Humphrey: If and when, you know what.
Jim: What?
Sir Humphrey: If and when you know what.
Jim:
I don't know what. What?
Sir Humphrey: What?
Jim: What do you mean if and when you know what.
Sir Humphrey: Minister
when the chips are down the balloon goes up and the lights go out. There has to be somewhere to carry on government even if
everything else stopped.
Jim: Why?
Sir Humphrey: Well government doesn't stop just because the whole country has been
destroyed. Annihilation is bad enough without anarchy to make things even worse.
Jim: You mean you'll have a lot of rebellious
cinders.
Frank: Yes, that's right, who'll be there for you to govern.
Sir Humphrey: There'll be bound to be some ordinary
people around
- The Economy Drive
So the ECONOCOMIC EICHMANN'S WILL HAVING SIGNED THE NUKE PUKE BILL WITH THE INDO US NUCLEAR CIVIL COOPERATION BILL STILL
HAVE ONE RUPEE A KILO RICE TO PEDDLE WITH DRIEZE GREASE CHUMMYING UP TO EUROCENTRICKS NAC OF CHAIRWOMANSHIP WHICH HAS THE
FLAGSHIP NREGA FULL OF CORRUPTION SO LEAKY THE COLANDER IS ALMOST COLLAPSING FROM THE HOLES IN THE BLACK ECONOMY DRIVEN BY
THE....
WASTAGE?
The Public doesn't know anything about wasting government money, we're the experts.-
Sir Humphrey, The Economy Drive
So the COLONIAL CLERKS DOING THE DRAMATURGY FOR THE DAILY RAGS AND THE AUDIOVISUAL MEDIA ARE PATHETICALLY PUTTING FORTH
THE CASE THAT....
HENCEFORTH THEY WILL DO A PEN DOWN?
AND PROTEST?
PROTEST?
THEY HAVE TOO MUCH TO PROTECT!
LIKE......
HOW AS THE POLITICIANS WIVES...
MIDWIFERY?
THEY DELIVER......
THE SERVICES....
AH NO NOT THE DAYI KA DHUKANS WHICH PASS OFF FOR HIGH TECH HOSPITALS...
BUT.....
Bernard, the Official Secrets Act is not to protect secrets it is to protect officials.
- Sir Humphrey, Jobs for the Boys
So will the Officials give an OFFICIAL REPLY?
WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT!
OVER ALL THOSE NOUGHTS IN THAT ONE LAKH AND SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND CRORES OF LOSS TO THE EXCHEQUER WILL ....
AH!
Bernard, the Official Secrets Act is not to protect secrets it is to protect officials.
- Sir Humphrey, Jobs for the Boys
So post the KICK-OUT-CHIDS DHUMKEY DHABBAO THE PRIME MINISTER UNELECT
WITH A VERY HONEST AND UPRIGHT IMAGE AS THE MOST SOFT SPOKEN HUMBLE HUMBUG WHO EVER DISGRACED THE OFFICE OF THE POST OF PRIME
MINISTERING WITH A HIGHLY CERTIFICABLE DUBIOUS DOUBLE DOCTORATES BESTOWED ON THE BUMMER BY TWO ROWING UNIVS BOTH ENGLISH ENGLISH
WELL THE MAN OF SUCH GREAT INTEGRITY PERSONALLY UNIMPEACHABLE DID HE OR DID HE NOT GIVE CHIDS THE CHAIR?
The Prime Minister giveth and the Prime Minister taketh away, blessed be the name Prime Minister.
- Sir Humphrey, Open Government
Except where Narayanasamy the PMO MINISTER WHO ....
WHO?
THE NATION HASN'T A CLUE!
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