Nuts screws and BOLTS punctuation pending.
LIKE ALL LEGALISTIC JAMnastiques THE RIDICULOUS BRITS TWITS HAVE MADE A SEVEN BENCH JUDGERY TO SIT OVER WHAT
WAS NOT EVEN SEVEN MINUTES.
WALLACE? COUNTING TIME? OR THE SANDCLOCK THAT HAS THE HARDBOILED EGG JUST SO?
NOT THE ONE DARWIN DID A DIRTY ON, BUT THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY SELLING THE BESTSELLER PULP FICTON IN SIZES
THAT WOULD MAKE THE UNITED NATIONS SHUDDER AT THE SHEER BRAZEN BOASTING THAT HE ALMOST SOLD IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD'S POPULATION!
JUST? THERE IS NO JUSTICE. NOT EVEN JUST ON ICE SERVED LIKE THE THUNDRA MIGHT FREEZE OVER!
BEFORE THE RIDICULOUS PATHETIC DRAMATURGY OF THE SILLY SESSIONS WHICH WILL KEEP THE JUDGEMENT in COLD STORAGE
TILL THE JUDGE WILL LEAVE OFFICE TO OFCOURSE SEEK NEW OFFICE LIKE THE ISRO HEADS WHO ARE STILL KEENING OVER TO PARK THEIR
POSTERIORS FOR POSTERITY IN GOVERNMENT DOLED OUT POSITIONS AND LIKE THE JUDGE WHO ON THE DAY OF RETIREMENT GAVE A JUDGEMENT
LIKE IT WAS A GOOD CONDUCT CERTIFICATE FOR EX-ELECTION COMMISSIONERS AND THE LONG TERM RETAINERS OF THE RAJ AND THEIR SPAWN
TO WELL DO WHAT BUT MAKE A DAILY RAG DRAMA DRAG ON LIKE ...
IT WAS IN DRAG?
NO NOT EVEN THAT DRAMATIC BUT LIKE THE RAGS THE DAILY RAGS WERE so ridiculously primed to print three to four
foreign companies out of ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO WHICH MAKES IT LIKE THEY WERE NOT EVEN THE ONES WHO WERE IN THE RECKONING
SO MUCH AS THE BROKERS WHO DEALT THE DEALS WERE BLACKMAILED for a neat swindle to bundle
some more spectrum to be double auctioned by the DOUBLE DEALING DOUBLE AGENTS AND THE DOUBLE TIMING TRIPLE AGENTS WILL OFCOURSE
CONTINUE IN THE OFFICE OR SO THE DAILY RAGS WOULD HAVE IT WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS TO ALL BUT THE RAVING LUNATICS WHO BOAST OF INDIA'S
SPARKLING GROWTH RATE DESPITE THE 'CRISIS IN THE EUROZONE' which is what this is about
'swindling to grease the eurogravy train in a digital drain' BECAUSE IT IS A NO-BRAINER THAT
ONLY DIGITAL MOBILE TELEPHONY WILL SUPPLY CITIZENS WITH ALL CITIZEN SERVICES FROM COOKING FUEL TO TAKING ELIGIBILITY TESTS
TO MEDSCHOOL INTAKES IS LIKE PUTTING THE MONOPOLIES AND RESTRICTIVE TRADE PRACTICES where
CRONY CAPITALISM IS GIVING WAY TO CRONY SALESPITCH TO FORCESELL STUFF TO FOLKS WHO DON'T AND CAN'T AFFORD
TO FORK OUT FOR FOOD WHICH WILL BY THE SILLY BILL TO BE SHOVELED INTO THE DIGITAL TELEVISION DRAMATURGY BEING HAILED BY THE
UNELECT PRIME MINISTER AS THE 'NEXT BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREATH' BECAUSE HE MAY AS WELL SAVE HIS SILLY BREATH HAVING NOT
GOT A PROPERLY CONTESTED AND WON CABINET BERTH, TO TALK OF FOOD SECURITY
AT ONE RUPPEE A KILO RICE THAT IS FORCEFEEDING CARBS TO THE OH NO NOT THE CARIBS TALKING OF WHICH Kishtappa
Columbus 'commander of mosquitoes' ENDED UP JUST AS FAR AS THE CARIBS AND HE DID NOT EVEN SET FOOT IN AMERICA so this ridiculous story of how KISHTAPPA COLUMBUS WITH BENAMI BUCKSHEESH FROM BEGUM QUEEN ISABELLA OF SPAIN ACTUALLY
DISCOVERED AMERICAS AND NAMED THE INDIGENT POPULATION RED INDIANS well any JUNGLEE
WOULD ASK THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY CALLED THEMSELVES NOT FOIST SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS AS THE BRITS TWITS WHO ROUNDED UP ENTIRE
POPULATION SPECTRA INTO SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS AS SCHEDULED CASTES AND TRIBES AS IF THEY CAN SCHEDULE PEOPLE
INTO SCHEMATIC rescheduling because their thick tongues could not get round to pronouncing the NATIVE
NAMES OF THE JATIS VARNAS KULAMS AND GOTHRAMS OF THE INDIGENT POPULATIONS!
SO WHEN CORTEZ AND PISSARRO POLISHED OUT THE ENTIRE INDIGENT NATIVE POPULATION OF AMERICAS
THE BASIC FACT IS THAT THEY WERE NOT INDIANS.
Not the INCAS no.
So when INDIA INC. DOES NOT GET IT'S FOOTPRINT NOR THE BILLS IT FOOTS TO GREASE THE
PALMS THAT WILL DOLE OUT THE DOSH LATER TO LET THEM PLAY BENAMI BUCKSHEESH MONGERS FOR THE RELICS OF THE ROGERS FONDLY REMINISCENCING
ABOUT THE RAJ and how that RIDICULOUS SCOT MACAULAY said the entire reading of the entire civilisational
discourse of the region could be reduced to a bookshelf while THAT DOWNTRODDEN HAMSTER MAX MUELLER ENDED UP APPROPRIATING
THE ENTIRE SERIES OF VEDAS AND THE REST, WELL IT WAS VERY DOUBTLY HE COULD EVEN PRONOUNCE A COMPOSITE SYLLABLE LIKE KSHA as in 'KSHANAM' AND 'KSHEMAM' or how to end up secure in a second without second hand
scholarship that can sell the entire loot through so called TRANSLATIONS well the TRANSACTION wasn't even actionable
because the blighter was probably jailbirded a la I CHING ROBBER NOT WRITER Meister Wilhelm, Richard,
and ofcourse that BRITS TWITS Pilgrim's Progress preacher without certificate to preach, ah aye, JOHN BUNYAN as was ADOLF
HITLER JAILBIRDED AWAY SO THAT THE royal ripoff FROM THE ROYALTIES CAN well royally ripoff WHICH IS WHAT
THE reAUCTIONING OF SCARCE SPECTRUM IS LIKE THE JUDGEMENT DELIVERED ON THE DAY OF RETIREMENT ONLY TO SEEK NO DOUBT YET ANOTHER
OFFICE TO DO DITTO A LA SRI KRISHNA COMMISSION AND NANAVATI AND SHAH RIOTOLOGY RETURNS AND SO ON, SO THE SAME BUNCH OF FOLKS
WHO DON'T WORK WHILE IN OFFICE WILL YET GET ANOTHER OFFICE FED AND WATERED BY THE SARKARI BENEVOLENCE TO PASS DOWN WATERED
DOWN VERSIONS OF DEMOCRACRIES SO THE POINT IS NOT HOW THE PATHETIC SILLY DRAMA PLAYED OUT OR IS PLAYING OUT BUT HOW WHETHER IT IS THE PUBLIC PROSECUTOR WHO EARNS HIS PAY AND PERKS NOT FOR HIS PROSE BUT THE CUTE TRICK
BY WHICH HE CAN PASS OFF A JUDGEMENTAL BYPASS TO WELL WHATEVER IT IS THE SEVEN JUDGE SHOP IS GOING TO SHIP OUT OR STOP IN
OVER THE SILLY DRAMA OUT IN OLE BLIGHTY BUT THE SEVEN MINUTES OF WALLACE WELL WASN'T EVEN THAT LONG BY THE STORY PUT OUT IN
THE DAILY RAGS, SO THE DRAGNET SURELY MUST BE TO MAKE AMERICA FEEL VINDICATED THAT IT CAN BE VINDICTIVE OVER THE PUNTER BEING
PASSED ON JUST SO the HAGGIS that is the HAG'S GIS that actually actually did
the dirty is WELL WHAT IS A DIRTY TRICKS DEPARTMENT IF IT AIN'T DIRTY TRICKS DEPART MENTAL?
So when the CBI THE INVESTIGATIVE AGENCY THAT IS AKIN TO THE PUBLIC PROSECUTOR IN SCANDIV
COUNTRIES trying to procure a legal cure for what is after all a benami bestseller supposedly supposedly, legal thriller written
by a machine....
FRANKING MACHINE?
WITH ALL THE EMOTIONAL PANACHE OF A FRANKING MACHINE?
So badly written that it wasn't even probably 'THE LEGS' OF THE LEGAL DOWN IN THE STICKS AMERICAN BESTSELLER
WRITER WHO PROBABLY PUT IN THEIR BITS AND PARAS LIKE IT WAS READ BY THE COFFEE DREGS READER AFTER TURNING THE CUP OVER THE..
STARBUCKS? THAT IS GOING TO BE PEDDLED BY THE TATAS? AFTER THE SPECTRUM DRAMA?
OH DEAR THE BARISTAS LIKE THE STARBUCKS LIKE THE TATAS AND THEIR TAKES ON WHAT IT MAKES TO BREW A CUPPA WITHOUT
LEAVING DREGS FOR THE DREGS OF SOCIETY THAT WILL HAVE TO SUBSIST ON THE RIDICULOUS PLANNING COMMISSION SUM OF LESS THAN A
GRAND FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR THAT WILL HAVE A THIRD OF YEAR THAT IS LESS THAN THAT OF ONE HUNDRED DAYS OF RURAL GUARANTEE EMPLOYMENT
SCHEME WITH THE ONE RUPPEE A KILO RICE THROWN AT THEM LIKE it was food security WITH A CELLPHONE BILL THAT WILL
BE STUCK IN VOICEJAIL TRYING TO BOOK A COOKING FUEL CANNISTER BECAUSE there can be no other method of procuring it without
BEING FORCED INTO CITIZENSHIP CHARTERS LIKE THEY WERE CRONY CAPITALISTS CAPITALISING ON COMBO DEALS GIVING THE MONOPOLIES
AND RESTRICTIVE TRADE PRACTICES A LEGAL BURIAL because the retired judgery ain't gonna deliver on the judgement that was delivered!
So if the SIT AIN'T NECESSARY to put the CBI ON THE NARROW AND STRAIGHT TO GET
TO IT STRAIGHT THE DIRE STRAITS BY WHICH THE INVESTIGATIVE AGENCY IS ALSO THE PROSECUTING
AGENCY AND ALSO ALSO THE JUDGEMENTAL COURT, which makes a mockery of the entire JUDICIARY!
SO THE CBI CANNOT HAVE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE CBI SPECIAL COURTS!
NOT THE CBI NOT HAVE SITS ACCORDING TO THE SUPREME COURT JUDGEMENT WRITTEN OUT IN THE DAILY RAGS
BUT THE BASIC TENET OF SEPARATION ON POWERS, WHEREBY IT CANNOT JUDGE SIMPLY CANNOT JUDGE ON EVIDENCE IT HAS CONCOCTED OR PROCURED
OR TORTURED BY BASTANADA!
SO LIKE THE FAKE STORY ABOUT THE BONG BRAHMINS GETTING A BIT OF NORWEGIAN BROKEN HOME BARGAIN OVER
CHILDREARING BY BARRICADING THE CHILD OVER THE BAST--something to protectively CONFINE a
child through CON OF A FAR FROM FINE UPBRINGING WHEN INSTEAD THE CHILD WILL END UP WITH BROKEN BONES EITHER WHICH WAY THROUGH
HEAD BANGING!
SO, LIKE THE ELEPHANT PRINCIPLE when the young pachyderm is confined
to a harnessed position through use of a string so puny as a twine well the elephantine memory will play the trick for
the rest of it's life where it will confine itself even when it is tons and tons sizes too large to be confined even by chains!
SO LIKE THAT JEW COMMIE BENAMI BLIGHTER KARL MARX SAID: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!
SO WHEN THE HIGH CHAIR, THE CAR SEAT AND THE CHILD HARNESS TIES UP THE INFANT TO A CONFINED UPBRINGING
in the name of CHILD SECURITY AND CHILD SECURITY AGENCIES PUTTING UP AN OBNOXIOUS VILE VIGILANCE TO INTERFERE
AT THE BENAMI BEHEST OF THE NANNY STATE WELL, THE STATE SHOULD BE FINED FOR THE CON!
SO THE CBI CANNOT HAVE COURTS WHERE IT WILL SUPPOSEDLY PASS JUDGEMENTS ON WHAT IT HAS PUT OUT BEFORE
IT!
IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
AND TILL THAT CHICANERY IS CONFINED TO THE CHICKEN WIRE TECHNOLOGY OF THE WIRED WORLD AS WONKY AS
WARPED REASONING THAT online booking of citizen services will dramatically cut out corruption is
like putting not only the cart before the horse but putting the horse care before the horseplay of betting ON RACES!
IT AIN'T EVEN A RACE ISSUE SO MUCH AS THE RATIONALE IS BEYOND THE SARKARI RATIONS WHICH AT ONE RUPEE
A KILO WILL NEED A CELLPHONE TO BUY COOKING FUEL OFF AN OIL AND GAS SUBSIDY SLICED DICEY DEAL WHEREBY HTE TELECOM SPECTRUM
WILL NOT ONLY BE DRUMBEATER OF THE DRUMMED UP ECONOMY OF NEAR TEN PERCENT GROWTH RATE BUT THE SHEER LUNATIC SPIEL WHEREBY
THE PRIME MINISTER UNELECT REELS OUT THE SAME RIDICULOUS SPEECH OF GROWTH RATE WHEN THE COUNTRY HAS JUST BEEN FORCEFED ON
A JUDGEMENT OUT OF WHICH NOTHING CAME OUT!
AND THAT IS NOT EVEN THE NOUGHTS THAT MAKE UP THE ONE LAKH AND SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND CRORES THAT
IS BEING PEDDLED AS THE LOSS TO EXCHEQUER!
So instead of HAVING ENGLISH CERTIFICATES [HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE!] OF INTEGRITY AND HONESTY FOR THE PRIME MINISTER
DAKOO NUMBER ONE UNELECT SPEECHIFYING UNEDDYFYINGLY ABOUT THE NEAR TEN PERCENT GROWTH RATE IN THE TIME OF CRISIS IN THE EUROZONE
LIKE HE WAS NOT EVEN ZONED OUT SO MUCH AS TOTALITARIANLY SPACED OUT, never mind the RIDICULOUS ISRO NATION'S SPACE SHOP SELLLING OFF THE DEVAS DEALS AND SO ON TILL THE ONES WHO GOT BAD PRESS CONTINUE
TO PROCURE GOVERNMENT JOBS WHILE WHILING AWAY ON THE JOB WHILE ON THE JOB, and the biblical PATIENCE
OF JOB AND THE PILLAR OF SALT AND SO ON, is not only not fast losing patience with the FASTING DRAMA OF THE TOPIWALLAH AND
THE SILLY LOKPAL BILL to be brought about in the budget session of the parliament and
so on, AND FRANK AND FAIR JUDGES WHO DELIVER THE DUD ON THE DAY OF NO MORE DAYS LEFT FOR DELAY WELL CAN WE JUST
HAVE SOME PISS AND QUIT
WHAT IS THE NATION SO PISSED OFF?
OH NO. THE DAILY RAGS ARE DRAGGING THE RAGA OF THE BEEB BUMMER SHOW AND THE PORTABLE SPEND A PENNY LIKE
IT WAS ............
AS IF THEY COULD HAVE A PORTABLE ENGLISH GARDEN WITH THE RIBALD LYRICS!
AS IF..............
SO NOBODY IS PISSED OFF THAT THE PUNTER GOES AROUND WITH A PISSING POT BECAUSE CONSIDER THE GOODNESS OF INDIA,
HE AIN'T A HAVIN' SHELLING OUT TEN P A PEE!
WHICH STARTED OUT AS SPEND A PENNY?
TALK OF INFLATIONARY EFFECT OF IT! JUST THE OLD FOGEYS IN THE FAKE GOVERNMENT FAKING A TEN PERCENT
GROWTH RATE OR NEAR THAT WITH THAT ECONOMIC ADVISORY CROAK DOUBLING THAT WHICH IS HOW DOUBTFUL HOW THE DUBIOUS DUBBED EDITIONS
OF DUBIOUS ENGLISH CERTIFICATES FOR THE HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE ARE!
INTEGRITY AND HONESTY?
PRIME MINISTER WAS MISLED BY THE PMO?
HE IS AN HONEST MAN WITH IMPECCABLE INTEGRITY?
THE JUDGE IS FRANK AND FAIR AND IMPARTIAL?
OH GIVE US A BREAK!
TAKE A BREAK!
BREAK! THE EYEGLASES!
OF SODA BUDDI CHINNA CHITTI CHIDS AND LET HIM STAND IN QUEUE FOR THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICES
TO ISSUE HIM A REPLACEMENT!
AND BHUSHAN AND BHUSHAN CAN TAKE A LONGOVERDUE BREAK TOO!
AND THE FASTING TOPIWALLAH?
CAN TAKE A BREAK TOO!
HAVE BREAKFAST?
NO GO BROKE ON THE FAST AND BREAK EVEN!
IT IS THAT PATHETIC!
SO THE PATH BREAKING JUDGEMENT COMING OUT OF THE SEVEN JUDGE SITTING IN SESSION IN OLE BLIGHTY WILL
NO DOUBT........
GIVE GRISHAM A GRISHMA BREAK?
WHAT?
THE JAPANESE GEISHA DID NOT SERVE TEA PROPAH LIKE IN A PROPAH TEA CEREMONY?
OH! IT WAS FOR THE MONEY NO DOUBT THAT THE MOAN ABOUT THE AMERICAN CABLE LEAKS AND THE VINDICATION
TO BE DOUBLY VINDICTIVE WILL ....
NOT EVEN END UP BEING INDICTED?
IN A COURT OF INDICATIVE INDIE JUDGEMENT?
THERE IT IS AS IT WAS!
THE PERSONAL IS NOT ONLY POLITICAL BUT THE POLITICAL IS PERSONAL!
SO THEY AIN'T PULLING THEIR PUNCHES?
BELOW THE BELT?
OH NO THEY ARE BELTING OUT THE SAME BROKEN RECORD PUNCH MAGAZINES LIKE THERE WAS NO...
PRIVATE EYE?
FIE! THE CBI CANNOT HAVE A COURT OF JUSTICE AS IF IT WERE NOT ONLY THE PROCURER OF CUT AND PASTE
JOBBERY BUT ALSO THE PROSECUTOR THAT WILL PASS ON THE ROBBERY OF THE ROGERS AS.......
NATIVE?
GENIUS?
NATIVE GENIUS?
FOR NATAK BAAZI!
