In the longest running feud atween the PAPAL BULL OF THE HOLYSEE OF ALL MIGHTY and the MONARCHY of the TABLOIDSEE
OF OLE BLIGHTY the fight for FEE COLLECTION for the FIRST HOUSE OF FAITH of the HOLY TRINITY there is a funny schism.
THE PAPAL ELECTIONS ARE FOR THE HEAD OF THE CHURCH AND THE HEAD OF THE STATE WHERE THE VOTING FEW ARE UNDER
EIGHTY OVER SIXTY OR SOME SUCH AGEIST COLLECTION OF FROCKS WHO ARE LOCKED UP TILL THEIR PICK UP THEIR PURPLE POWERED
POPE sending up WHITE SMOKE AFTER ALL THE BLACK SMOKE GOES UP THE BURNT DOWN VOTING VOTIVE RIGHTS AND NO THE
BLACK FRIARS ARE NOT BLACK IN SKIN COLOUR BUT THE WHITE FOLKS DRESSED IN BLACK ROBES and it is not a case of:
EBONY AND IVORY.
NEVER MIND THE IRONY OF THE LACK OF NEED FOR ELECTIONS FOR THE HOLY OFFICE OF THE HOLYSEE THE MONARCHY SEES
NO SUCH NEED TO SUBMIT ITSELF TO POPULAR WILL THOUGH OPINION POLLS HAVE IT THE QUEEN IS EVER SO POPULAR AS TO NOT LOSE
HER POPULARITY AND AS IF THAT POLARITY WEREN'T PACKAGED so well she SURVIVES AT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE BUT please people
don't mind if you don't pile up in front of a polling booth to cast your votes.
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
NOT IN BLACK AND WHITE.
NOT IN EBONY AND IVORY.
BUT IN IRONY!
Because the monarchy is a MONOPOLY [is that a game? A BOARD GAME? OH JUST THE BORED GAME THAT
HAS BORED ALONG FOR SO LONG?] and does not have to seek or suffer UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE in any age because what's that LATIN
THING: REI SOMETHING OR IT IS SO REIFIED AS SUCH THAT THE THING SPEAKS FOR ITSELF?
WITHOUT BEING ALLOWED THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF?
SO, THE HIGHEST PRIEST OF PAPACY REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO SEEK A POPULAR VOTE EITHER OR A VOTIVE BUT, there
it is.
IN BAGALA, THAT IS THE WORD IN KIKONGO FOR
POISIONWOOD there was a stunning election stunt!
'Now it is time for the people to hae an election.'
'Well, that's good. Elections are a fine and civilising thing. In America we hold elections every four years
to decide on new leaders.'
Tata Ndu replied with equal patience, 'A yi bandu, if ou do not mind. Tata Price. we will make our election now.
Ici, maintenant.'
'With all due respect, 'this is not the time or the place for that kind of business. Why don't you sit down now,
and announce your plans after I've finished with the sermon? Church is not the place to vote anyone in or out of PUBLIC
OFFICE.'
"CHURCH is the place for it, said Tata Ndu, 'Ici, maintenant, we are making a vote for JESUS CHRIST
in the office of personal GOD, Kilanga village.'
...
'A BU, will begin.Beto tutakwe kusala.'
Father [BAPTIST'S BETI'S FATHER NOT CATHOLIC FATHER!] tried to interrupt the proceedings by loudly explaining
that JESUS was exempt from popular elections. But the people were excited, having recently gotten th hang of the democratic
process.
THE BAPTIST EVANGELIST moved to stop the voting process because he believed it was the 'heavenly roll call'.
IT WASN'T DIGNIFIED SO HE RETREATED AND 'raised up one hand [LIKE THE HAND OF THE CONGRESS PARTY OF INDIA having
just VAMOOSED OFF THEIR ONE STATE WINNING C.M. ON FICTITIOUS KILLER KOMMISSAR KINKY KIDNAP WHERE THE KIDGLOVES TREATMENT OVER
THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI'S DECOY DEPUTATIONS DO THE SAME DAMN THING AGAIN AND AGAIN SAYING THAT THE CONGRESS HIGH COMMAND
WILL COMMAND THE RANK AND FILE TO DO THE BIDDING WHILE THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO DO THE BIDDING IS JUST BIDING TIME TILL
THE TUITION FROM THE BUI BUI COMES LIKE A TUBELIGHT THAT GLOWS TOO LONG AFTER THE SWITCH BECUASE THE STARTER PLUG WELL THE
STARTER PLUG IS NUCLEAR FUELED?] intending to I guess to pronounce the benediction. But the voting was all over
with before he cold really get a word in sideways.
'C'est juste [THIS IS THE BELGIAN CONGO. TIN TIN? is that a comic?], We can all see with our own eyes it was
fair.' TATA Ndu.
"THIS IS blasphemy. There is nothing fair here.' Father's face red.
'Tata Price, white men have brought in many programs to improve our thinking, The program of Jesus and the program
of elections. You say these things are good. You cannot say now that they are not good.' TATA Ndu.
'Matters of the spirit are not decided at the marketplace.' FATHER.
...FATHER SPOKE SLOWLY, AS IF TO A HALF-WIT, "Elections are good, and Christianity is good. Both are good. In
America we honor both these traditions. But we make our decisions about them in different houses.'
'Then you may do so in America, said Tata Ndu. 'I will not say you are unwise. But in Kilanga we can us the same
hose for many things.' Tata Ndu.
Father pointed his finger like a gun at Tata Ndu, then swung around to accuse the whole congregation. 'You haven't
even learned to run your own pitiful country! Your children are dying of a hundred different diseases! You do't have
a pot to piss in! And you're presuming you can take or leave the benevolence of our Lord Jesus Christ!'
'A Tata Price, he said in his deep, sighing voice, 'You believe we are mwana, your children, who knew
nothing until YOU CAME HERE [LIKE THE IMPOVERISHED itenerant ITALIAN IMPOSTER impossibly IMPOSITIONED UPON INDIA BY
THE IMPERIAL THRUST set up the RAJIV GANDHI FOUNDATION in the wake of his FAKE KILLING? TO THRUST GHASTLY CHARITY
IN THE NAME OF GANDHI? THAT IS GORY GOONDAGIRI?! AND THE HAND PARTY HANDED OVER POWER LOCKET LOCKED LEGAL DOCKET AND EVERY
EMPTIED OUT POCKET TO THE PORK BARREL POLITICS OF HAVING HER INSTALLED AS THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE HIGH COMMAND? WHEN HER
COMMAND IN ANY LANGUAGE MAKES MOCKERY OF THE NUMBERS GAME? 'WE HAVE THOO HUNDREADH AND SEVENTHEE THOO AND MORE ARE COMING?
COMMENT? comment \-elle a dit? BAH! BAHAR KA BAHU? BAH! BOO. WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICAN FIRMAMENT BEING VOODOOED BY THE VAMOOSE
OF THE ONLY STATE CM ELECTED TO POWER FOR THE CRIMINAL CONGRESS PARTY? POOH! WINNIE? SHE WINS WITH A GUINESS BOOK STUNNING
RE-ELECTION? AFTER HAVING RESIGNED IN THE WAKE OF THE OFFICE OF PROFIT SCAM? oh DOESN'T TOUCH THE WHITE WOMAN? WAAAAAAAAA'
THE LAW IS COLOUR BLIND?] Tata Price [no nothing to do with the PRICE OF THE NANO CAR AFTER NANDIGRAM
TO SEVAGRAM OR PORBANDHAR! NOT THAT IS NOT pour BANDAR! Poor monkeys they can't pay even PEANUTS. BUT IF
YOU PAY PEANUTS FOR THE SEZ IT WILL SEIZE AND THE FREEZE STATE OF THE LEGAL FEES WILL ...GEEZ! THE GEEZERS NEVER
WORKED IT OUT DID THEY?] I am an old man who learned from other old men. I could tell you he name of the great chief who instructed
my father, and all the ones before him, but you would have to know how to sit down and listen. There
are one hundred twenty-two. Since the time of our mankulu we have made OUR LAWS WITOUT help FROM WHITE
MEN.'
Tata Ndu continues, 'Our way was to share a fire until it burned down [NOT THE
SILLY fake-make communities of CAMPFIRES ON THE INTERNET!] ayi? To speak TO EACH OTHER UNTIL EVERY PERSON WAS SATISFIED.
Younger men listened to older men. Now the Beelezi [BE LAZY? GOT THE BETTER OF THAT DID IT? SET UP BY THE BEEB?] tell
us the vote of a young, careless man counts the same as the vote of an elder.' [AND IN THE CRIMINAL CONGRESS PARTY
CRINGING IN FRONT OF AN INTERLOPER WO IS INTERALIA FOR THE INTERNATIONAL MAFIA, the election of the younger man is the same
as the fake killing of the older one? without anyone asking: HOW COME? HOW CON? THE KILLING KOMMISSARS HAVE COME TO THIS
SORRY PASS?]' .
'You do not ALL have to agree, ce n'est pas necessaire! if two men vote yes and one says no the matter is
finished. [WITH THE KILLING KOMMISSARS OF THE CONGRESS PARTY IT IS THE CASTING COUCH CAST OFFS AND THE FAKE OPINION
POLLS AND SMSes that do the same SHAME SLICK TRICK? QUICK? QUICKENING LIKE A QUI WHO HAS NO QUESTION OF SEEKING A REAL
ELECTION? QUOI? they have quotable quotes from the NOTABLES? AND THERE ARE NO TABLES AT THE ROUND TABLE? AND THE ONES NOT
ABLE TO TURN UP AT THE ROUND TABLE HAVE TURNED THE TABLES AND BECOME NOTABLES? WHERE ONE WORD FROM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK
FOR THE WHOLE FLOCK IS LOCKED UP FROM OPENING HER OWN MOUTH AND SPEAKING IN HER OWN VOICE ABOUT HER OWN CHOICE?] A bu, even
a child can see how that will end. It takes THREE STONES in the fire to hold up the pot. Take one
away' and leave the other two, and what? The pot will sill into the fire.'
[AND IN AMERICA THE PRESIDENT IS NOT EVEN FIRED? THOUGH THE e-bony thing can fire up entire
fake audiences with his blank gazed eyes that don't look like they are HUMAN? SO HUMOUR THE MAN, AND PASS THE BILL
IN BOTH HOUSES OF THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OF REPS AND THE PHARMACEUTICALS AND THE LOBBYISTS WILL RIP THE NATION
UP AND DON'T PASS THE BILL IN EITHER HOUSE OF THE CONGRESS NEVER MIND THE PRESIDENTIAL JOINT ADDRESS AND THE PEOPLE WILL RIP
UP THE NATION? LOSE-LOSE? EITHER WAY THERE IS NOTHING TO CHOSE BETWEEN EBONY AND IVORY WHEN FROM COAST TO COAST THE BURNT
OUT TOAST IS THE BURDEN OF THE NATION BURDENED WITH THE BURNTOUT OFFERINGS OF THE HASBEENS HANGING ON AND ON...]
Comment?
'But that is the WHITE MAN'S LAW, n'est-ce pas?? Two stones are enough. Il nous faut
seulement la majorite.'
It's true, tha was what we believed: THE MAJORITY RULES. How could we argue I looked down at my
fist, which still clutched my pebble. I hadn't voted, nor my mother either. How could we, with Father staring right at us?
The only one of us who'd had the nerve was Ruth May, who marched right up and voted for Jesus so hard her pebble struck the
cross and bounced. But I guess we all made our choices, one way or the other.
Tata Ndu turned to Father and spoke almost Kindly. 'JESUS IS A WHITE MAN, so he will understand
the law of TATA PRICE. Wende mbote.'
JESUS CHRIST LOST, ELEVEN TO FIFTY-SIX.
from:
THE POISONWOOD BIBLE.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER.
FIRST THE CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES COME.
THEN THE LUMBERJACKS.
THEN THE HACKS TALK OF POPULAR ELECTIONS THROUGH THEIR OPINION POLLS.
AND HAVING BUMPED OFF ONE BRING UP THE ISSUE OF 'HEIRS' AND AS IF THAT WARNT HEIR-RAISING ENOUGH:
THE FOOD CHAIN SELLS ORGANICS!
AND THE ORGAN OF SPEECH OF THE CONGRESS PARTY PRESIDENT IS STILL LOCKED INTO 'LOOK 'ER FRIGATES,
OFFICE OF PROFIT SCAMGATES AND DOUBLE AGENTS DOUBLE CROSSING THE DUBBED DOUBLES THE DUBIOUS DISTINCTION OF HAVING THE DOUBLY
DECORATED DIRTY DOCTORATED DUMB CHARADES OF HIM AND HER HAVE HER HAVING BEEN DECORATED WITH THE BELGIAN DOCTORATE!
NOW DON'T GET IT WRONG.
THE BELGIANS, WERE SPEAKING IN ENGLISH!
AMERICAN ENGLISH.
SO WAS THE CIA DOING IT?
A LA PATRICE LUMUMBA UNIVERSITY?
AH WELL IN CONGO, DAG HAMMERSKJOLD THE UNITED NATIONS SECY GENERAL WAS BUMPED OFF BY MILLICENT'S
MILITIA AND HE BEQUEATHED HIS ONE AND ONLY WRITTEN WORKS CALLED: MARKINGS TO FELLOW NORDIC!
NOD NOD.
WHAT'S ODD ABOUT THAT?
VERY VERY ODD.
'WIT AND RAW AVARICE'. A USEFUL COMBINATION I ANY GAME. A rook would be king. [ A ROOK WHO
WAS ALSO A CROOK? FULL OF CUNNING?] WELL THE CUNNING WOULD BE IN THE RUNNING FOR OFFICE OF A POSTAL WORKER!
'Patrice Lumumba a postal worker elected to head his nation. Te Belgians and Americans agree, Lumumba
would be difficult. [AND AS IF THAT WAS THE WAY THE CULT WAS BEING RUN FOR THE TRAINING CAMPS OF TARNISHED DEMOCRACIES TAKING
TRUNKS FROM ROOTLESS RUDDERLESS GROUNDINGS FROM THE SPOOKS, THE AFGHAN PRESIDENT IS SUDDENLY VERY ANTI AMERICAN PRESIDENT!
THAT IS MEDIA MANAGEMENT OF THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT! NOT TITLED: THE GREAT GAME? SHAME! IT IS THE SAME LAME EXCUSE
FOR A SHAM ELECTION!] 'Altogether too exciting to the Congolese, and disinclined to let WHITE control the board, preferring
the counsel and company of BLACK.
[were they playing CHESS AS A BOARD GAME?]
'FIFTEEN YEARS AFTER, independence, a group of Senators called the CHURCH COMMITTEE took
it upon themselves to look into the secret operations that had brought to bear on the Congo. The world rocked with surprise.
The Church Committee fond notes from secret meetings of the National Security Council and President Eisenhower. In their
LOCKED ROOM, these men had put their heads together and proclaimed PATRICE LUMUMBA a danger to the safety of the world. The
same PATRICE LUMUMBA...who... imagine if he could hear these words-- dangerous
to the safety of the world! fom a roomful of WHITE MEN who held in their manicured hands the disposition of armies and atom
bombs, the power to extinguish every life on earth.'
'On a day IN LATE AUGUST, 1960, a Mr Allen Dulles [how DULL TO BE SO FALLEN AS TO BE ALL N DULL?]
who was in charge of CIA, sent a telegram to his CONGOLESE station chief suggesting that he replace the CONGOLESE GOVERNMENT
at his earliest convenience. The station chief Lawrence Devlin [WHAT THE LAW IS DOIN' TO THE DEVIL? PALLING UP WITH THE DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE?]
{evil--- all it's sin-- is still alive--
and the live show can't even tell the thing can be sung backward or forward and still sound the
same...
evil -- all it's-- SIN -- IS STILL ALIVE---}
'was instructed to take as BOLD AN ACTION as hecould keep secret; a COUP would be all right. THERE WOULD BE MONEY
FORTHCOMING TO PAY SOLDIERS FOR THAT PURPOSE. BUT ASSASSINATION MIGHT BE LESS COSTLY.' A GANG OF MEN QUICK WITH GUNS AND UNFETTERED
BY CONSCIENCE WERE AT HIS DISPOSAL. ALSO, TO COVER ALL BASES, A SCIENTIST NAMED DR. GOTTLIEB was ired to make a POISON that
would produce such a dreadful disease [te good doctor later testified in the hearings], IF IT DIDN'T KILL LUMUMBA outright
it would leave him so DISFIGURED taht he couldn't be a LEADER OF MEN.'
THE POISONWOOD BIBLE.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER.
WHEN THE GOOD DOCTOR PICKED UP THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI AND PROCLAIMED IN FRONT OF THE FORECOURT OF THE
RASHTRAPATHI BHAVAN [NOT THE TIME SHE HUFFED AND BLUFFED ABOUT: 'WE HAVE THOO HUNDREDH AND SEVENTHEE THOO AND MORE ARE COMING'
AFTER WHICH THE SPEAKER OF THE SABHA OF THE POPULARLY ELECTED LEADERS BY THE LOK WAS KILLED IN A CHRISTIAN MISSIONARY'S CHOPPER
OVER THE KOLLERU LAKE-- WHO HAILED FROM THE SAME STATE AS THE CM WHO WENT VAMOOSE AND WAS BURIED IN A FAKE FOOTAGE WITHOUT
EVEN THE BENEFIT OF A STATE DOING IT'S BIT BY HONOURING THE MARTYR'S MAUTH WITH SOUNDING THE LAST POST
THOUGH THREE SORTS OF UNIFORMS INCLUDING COCKEREL HEADGEARED KHAKIS DONNED THE MAKEUP
FOR THE SHOOTING AND THE PRIESTS FLOWN DOWN IN CHOPPERS WERE SCREECHING AT THE CROWD TO CROUCH DOWN AS ONE MORE CHOPPER WAS
COMING DOWN, LIKE THE EAGLE HAS LANDED AND THE LEARNED ROBED BRETHREN AH THE LEARNED ROBED BRETHREN AND THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION.............that
is how the institutions shut down............after the IMPOVORISHED ITINERANT RENTSEEKING BEHAVIOURAL ITALIAN IMPOSTER IMPOSSIBLY IMPOSITIONED UPON
INDIA BY THE IMPERIAL THRUST USHERED HIM INTO HIS OFFICE WITH THE WORDS: THE NATION IS SAFE IN THE HANDS OF
THE 'GOOD DOCTOR.'
And that after he was sent in as her shadow tailing her to her TRYST WITH DESTINY which was taken
down by the PRESIDENT WHO WAS BHARAT RATNAed returned her to read out her setpiece!
patterns
PATTERNS
follow their own...
patterns.
They fall into SETPIECE patterns.
TO FALL a-PART to set piece patterns.
to FALL APART to setpiece patterns.'
SO WHEN THE GOOD DOCTOR DOES THE GOOD TURN TO AMERICA AND SETS HIS FOOT FOR THE UNITED NATIONS DOODALLY
doctor DOLITTLE will doll up with the AMERICAN CYBORG to do an e-BONY and i-'v-or-y? With BANGALA?
THE AMAR SONAR BANGLA is not that BANGALA but the CONGOLESE BANGALA IS:
THE POISONWOOD TREE!
GEE!
The synchronicity of the SIMULTANEOUS TRANSLATORS no doubt can simulate a lot more than the simulacra
of simultaneous cries from CYBORBS AND HUMANS but..........
When the story, aye the apocryphal story of SHOSHANA was being recanted to the CONGOLESE BY REVEREND
PRICE, SURPRISE SURPRISE, the translator, could keep apace with the change of the family tree of the PUNS....
AND here it is AS IN
"THE POISONWOOD BIBLE":
'I watched Tata Anatole, expecting him to atleast stumble over 'mastic' and 'live oak' s there could not possibly be
words for these trees in Kikongo [as a matter of fact, or sobering thought, do these TREES GROW IN THE LAND OF THE TANAKH?
THINK TANK TOO TANKED AND CHUCKED INTO THE TANK TILL THEY SOBER UP?] He did not pause. Kufwema, kuzikisa, kugambula, smoothly
the words rolled forward and I realized this slick trick schoolteacher could be saying anything under the sun. Our father
would never be the wiser. So they stoned the dame and married two wives apiece and lived happily ever after.'
AHA! THAT IS HOW AMERICAN JUDIACIARY SLEPT [IS THAT A PUN?]THROUGH THEIR CRISES OF HANGING CHADS COUNTING AND THE
TWIN TOWERS FALLING WITH THE THIRD TOWER OF WTC SEVEN BURNING LIKE A CANDLE BURNING FROM BOTH ENDS?
BAH! BLACKMAIL IS LIKE THAT ONLY.
AND THE CONUNDRUM OR PALINDROME?
IS STILL THE SAME?
"EVIL ALL IT'S SIN IS STILL ALIVE?"
ADAPTED IN PARTS
FROM
THE POISONWOOD BIBLE.
