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ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
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SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
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Homo Politicalis!
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outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
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PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
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MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
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WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
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"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
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NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
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It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

Shoshana means 'lily'.
 
LILY WHITE LIES OF THE ELDERS got exposed when they threatened to do an EXPOSEE ON HER.
 
THE APOCRYPHA A STORY BY ADDITION TO DANIEL [is that the same as the one that catapulted GOLIATH?] apocryphal to the Protestants has the ROMAN CHURCH OF CATHOLICS park it in-- yes yes something very very shady in there-- IN THE book of DANIEL-- no no no NO PAPAL BULL HAS DENIED THAT NOT YET-- in the THIRTEENTH CHAPTER, HA HA, AND THE EASTERN ORTHODOX CHURCHES, WHILE OLE BLIGHTY'S ANGLICANS HAVE IT AS 'ARTICLE VI' IN THE THIRTY NINE CHAPTERS OF C OF E, AND THE JEWS HAVE IT AS A MORALITY TALE BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH AUTHORITY TO BE AUTHENTICATED OR-- SEMI AUTHENTICATED BY THE SWISS SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS AS VERY VERY ANTIQUE-- TO GO INTO THE TANAKH.
 
So what do the think TANKS have on that?
 
The 'BLACK BOX' HASN'T YET BEEN DECODED, and the semi damaged thing hasn't been turfed off to AMERICA, but surely whatever comes out in BLACK AND WHITE IS WHITE LIES IN BLACK PRINT!
 
NOT LILY WHITE LIES BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT OF THE CONGRESS PARTY THAT HAS ALL INDIAN LEADERS BUMPED OFF IS GILDED IN GLORY BUT BECAUSE MENDACITY IS NOT MADE TO MEND THE MIND BEND.
 
PHENOMENON?
 
OF THE SICKO PSYCHO PATH ICCKY STATE OF THE PARTY?
 
WELL IF THE PARTY THAT LOSES SO MANY LEADERS IS NOT PACKED OFF TO BE BANNED FROM PARTICIPATING IN PARLIAMENTARY FORM OF DEMOCRACY THEN SURELY THE 'DEMO'CRAZY CAN'T HEED THE CALL OF THE DEMOGOGUE TO HAND OVER INDIANS TO THE FOREIGN BODIES IMPLANTED INTO THE BODY POLITIC OF FROM THE HAND PARTY?
 
THE FAKE FOOTAGES HAS A SEEDY EYED SIKH HANGING ONTO A BLACKBOX WHEN THE REAL THING FROM THE REAL SITE IS NOT IN REAL SIGHT!
 
AND IF IS THE WAY THE INVESTIGATION GOES ON INTO KULIPIRI FROM WHERE THE FAKE FOOTAGE OF ALIPIRI THEN SURELY THE SICKO PSYCHO PATH ICCKY STATE OF THE BITCHERY IF THE STATE CAN HAVE PHUKAT KA OOPIRI.
 
WITHOUT EXPIRY DATE?
 
WELL IF THE ONES WHO EXPIRED DID NOT EXPIRE THEN SURELY THE PARTY WHOSE EXPIRY DATE LAPSED WITH THE BUMPING OFF THE MAHATMA BY MILLICENT HAS LONG LAPSED INTO LUNACY WITH THE LUCID INTERVALS GETTING LUCA AND LUCA AND LOOK'ERE........
 
WHAT IS LUCA?
AH. THEY AIN'T LOOKING FOR LUCA THAT IS FOR SURE.
 
BECAUSE LOOK'ERE THE ONE WHO IS THE HEAD OF THE PARTY AIN'T GOT HER ANCESTORS HERE!
 
AND GREGOR MENDEL ORDAINED PRIESTHOOD FROM AUGUSTIANIAN MONKERY MADE A MOCKERY OF MIXING AND MATCHING 'TYPICAL' PLANTS of the terrain WITH 'ORNA-MENTAL plants' now don't laugh-- "for the fun of the thing"-- that is just for laughs--- on a lark-- and hark the angels cried?
 
no matter whichever angle you looked at it from, the dashed things were retaining the remarkable traits of the parents!
 
DOMINANT AND RECESSIVE TRAITS DID NOT HIT THE RECESSION BUTTON OR THE RECESS SESSION OF THE SENATE BUT 'ENVIRONMENT' MADE NO DIFFERENCE TO THE INHERITABLE TRAITS AND...
 
THE CHURCH WAS MOST MIFFED BECAUSE THE ACTUAL COUNT OF THE SWEETPEA PLANTS COUNTED BY HIS DIPTEAS DID NOT TALLY?
 
That is the point between the 'schisms' of 'SCIENCE' AND 'RELIGION' and the CHURCH STOOD IN THE WAY THE 'ENLIGHTENMENT' OF EUROPE GOT SCHISMED OFF INTO SECTARIAN VIOLENCE OF BEING BURNED AT THE STAKE OR WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HAVE GIRILAMO SAVANAROLA AND MOTOROLA AND THE MOTOR CAR TO WHERE THEY GOT TO.
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
NOBODY WOULD REFUSE TO USE A MOTOR CAR BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED OR DISCOVERED BY THIS RELIGION BELONGING FELLOW OR REFUSE TO BELLOW DOWN A MOTOROLA BECAUSE IT WAS INVENTED BY ...
 
GET THE POINT.
 
SO WHY MUST SCIENCE AND RELIGION BECAUSE A CONTENTION?
 
WHAT THE SEERS SAW WITH THEIR NAKED EYES, NO WHAT THE SEERS SAW WITH THEIR INTUITIONS WITHOUT ANY ENGLISH TUITIONS FROM THE ENGLISH GURU, FROM THE SHURU, NOT FROM LOKI AND THE SURTUR, but from SHURU SHURUVAT, without having had to shell out on VAT, with Drg Drysya VIVEKA, THAT IS DISCRIMINATION, NOT THE BLACK AND WHITE DISCRIMINATION THE NATION OF FREE DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST AND THEIR SLAVES, but THE SEER AND THE SEEN DISCRIMINATION, WHEREBY SCIENCE WAS WHAT ONE GOT ONCE THERE WAS ENOUGH DISSECTION AND DISSENT AND DISCUSSION AND DEBATE ON THE QUEST AND THE QUESTION, AND WHAT GOT ANSWERED-- [BEYOND BELIEF?]--- WHAT  GOT ANSWERED 'BEYOND RELIEF' OF GRANTS AND GIFTS FROM THE CORPORATE FUNDING OF RESEARCH SCHOLARSHIPS--  OR AS THE WEST WOULD HAVE IT-- WITH EVIDENCE BASED SCIENCE AND REPEATABILITY OF EXPERIMENTS AND ENVIRONMENT OF EXPERIMENTS GETTING REPEATEDLY THE SAME REPLIES IF NOT REPEATED LIES-- THEN REPORTED IN THAT SCIENCE RAG CALLED NATURE OR WHATEVER NOT READ BY THE EDITOR IF THE ENGLISH WAS LIKE THE ENGLISH WRITING IN ENGLISH-- [WHAT ABOUT THE WELSH? SQUELCH? EVEN WHEN THERE IS A RAQUEL WELCH'S RAAKI BROTHER DOING A UNITED NATIIONS AMBASSADORIAL ENDORSEMENT ON THE ENVIRONMENT? TO RAKE IN THE MOOLAH FROM EVERY MOOLA? AND WITH A FAKE MOLE IMPLANTED BY THE MOUTH?]  because the EDITOR IS NOT PAID TO DO ANY READING A LA OBAMA DOING THE HARVARD LAW REVIEW AND IT IS ONLY A ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT PRETEXT AND PRELUDE TO LEAD THE PRIMROSE PATH TO PRESIDENCY LAID OUT WITH THE PRIM POSES OF 'AUDACITY OF HOPE' FROM THE UNREAL CITY OF-- AHA! SO THERE IS NO AHA! MOMENT THERE BUT THE POINT WHERE SCIENCE GETS SHOVELED OFF FROM PHILOSOPHY IS WHEN IT SHOWS SOME EVIDENCE OR GETS TO SHOW OFF SOME EVIDENCE FROM EUROPEAN ENDORSEMENTS LIKE THE SWEDISH ACADEMY DOLING OUT THE DYNAMITE AWARDS.
 
ON A RYVITA?
 
ON THE OTHER VITA.
 
DOLCE VITA? AS IN  REAL LIFE.
 
WHAT A SWEET LIE! BUT NO THAT IS NOT LIFE. ONLY A LIVE SHOW SHOWN LIVE ON COLOUR TELEVISION SETS BY THE CABLE TV WHICH HAS CLIPPED OFF THE ENTERTAINMENT CHANNELS TO SHOW ENTERTAINMENT.
 
WITH CONTAINMENT OF CONTENT?
NOT CONTENT WITH CONTAINMENT OF CONTENT THEY TURN TO CON AND TURF OUT THE TENT FROM THE TARP.
 
WHAT?
 
THE ARAB AND THE CAMEL TALE?
 
OH RABID TAKES ON WHAT IT TAKES TO RUB IT IN. THAT THE SICKO PYSCHO PATH ICK STATE IS A METAPHOR OF SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS JUST AS SICK BUT WITHOUT THE JUSTICE OF HAVING TO ....................
 
AH YES. VITA ITA.
 
QUALIS VITA FINIS ITA!
 
AS IN LIFE SO IN DEATH.
 
EXACTMENT.
 
SO LIFE GOES ON...
IF THE LIFE IS NOT THERE IN A 'LIVE SHOW' HOW CAN DEATH GO ON SHOW?
ON A LIVE SHOW?
LIKE A SHADOW?
 
WHEN THE WHITE THATCHED SHADOW WASN'T TAILING ALONG AND TAGGING ALONG EVEN AS THE ENTIRE THING WAS TAGGED AND DID NOT BAG THE NATIONAL AWARDS OF CINEMA-to-GRAPHIC
that got shown at the MATRIX?
 
AND EVERY OTHER PHOTO THAT WENT OUT FOR A PHOTO-OP ALWAYS BUT ALWAYS HAD THAT PHOTO PROP?
 
SO THAT GIVES THE DAMNED GAME AWAY!
 
SO LIFE GOES ON...
 
LIFE GOES ON.
AND UNCLE SAM BRINGS BACK SAMUEL?
 
SAME DIFFERENCE.
IT IS ALL A SHAM!
 
AND A SHAME?
 
AND A BIG SCAM?
 
WELL THE SHAMELESS HAND PARTY IS STILL HANGING OUT THERE TRYING TO CRAM IT DOWN DISBELIEF THAT GOT SUSPENDED INTO A CHASM OF 'WILLING' WELLING UP A FAKE SHOW OF SUPPORT FOR THE GENETIC POOL OF PROGENY WHEN THE ONES WHO SUPPOSEDLY WON ON THE SUPPOSED CHARISMA OF THE ONE THAT WAS SENT OFF TO SHORES AFAR SURELY WOULD HAVE PUT IN THEIR PAPERS OF FAKE FAWNING AND DONE THE PROPER THING?
 
THAT IS GONE INTO GENUINE ELECTIONS?
 
THAT IS GONE INTO GENERATION NEXT WITHOUT GENERATING SO MUCH HYSTERIA OVER WHAT IS CLEARLY NOTHING SHORT OF A REALITY SHOW AND THE RALLIES ARE..............
 
NOT EVEN GETTING ROLLING CREDITS................
 
AND THE CRETINS TAKE ALL THE CREDITS FOR...
 
FOISTING A FOREIGN CREED SO FORESHORTENED FOR REIGN THAT THE TERRAIN..............
 
AH THE RAIN...............
 
THAT KEPT PELTING DOWN THE PLACE HAD ALL SORTS OF FELLOWS IN TERRYCLOTH PLANTED ALL OVER THE PLACE PUTTING THEIR HANDS ROUND THIN TRUNKS OF..............TREES...................
 
TREES.
 
TALKING OF TREES THERE WAS THE STORY FROM THE APOCRYPHA WHERE THE TREE GAVE GAME AWAY.
 
Shoshana meaning 'lily' was having her daily, having dismissed her daily helps, doing her ablutions when lusting LEARNED JUDGES, sighted her and accosted her and BLACKMAILED HER WITH A JAIL TERM [FOR THAT WAS WHAT THE PUNISHMENT WAS: AT THE PAIN OF BEING PUT TO DEATH FOR ADULTERY] if she did not ....delicacy does not deem it fit to put into the words of LEARNED JUDGES.. so judge for yourselves what the texts did when they got the story.............
 
THEY PUNNED IT!
 
THE GREEKS, BUT BEFORE THE GREEKS, THE REEKY SEEDY ELDERS, HAD IT THAT SHOSHANA WAS DOING IT WITH A YOUNG MAN WHEN DANIEL DIVIDED THEM AND.............
 
ah so asked DANIEL [THAT IS CROSS-EXAMINATION WITH CONFERRING OF THE CROOKS AND THE CON] them under which tree they saw her do it?
 
THE ONE SAID: MASTIK.
 
THE OTHER SAID: OAK!
 
NOW THE OLD CROAKS HAD ....
 
THE GREEKS PUNNING ON THE FUN HAD IT THAT THE MASTIK HUPO SCHINON would have an angel standing by doing unto the sinner  a schisei....
 
and for the second croak the one that said an oak hokay hokay it was not O.K. but HUPO PRINON which would have the AVENGING ANGEL HACK it with a PRISAI..........
 
AND NO THEY DID NOT HAVE PRISON TERMS SPELLED OUT FOR THEM BECAUSE THE LAW IS LIKE THAT...........
 
THE LAW IS AN ASS MAKING AN ASS OF ITSELF.
 
AS SUCH.
 
SO DANIEL HAVING DONE THE GOOD DEED WENT ONTO MESOPOTAMIA TO DO THE STORY OF THE BEL AND IDOLATRY BECAUSE THE LAW WAS BEYOND BEING TRIED BY THE LAW!
 
AND IF THE GREAT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SIZES OF THE TWO TREES DID NOT GIVE THE GAME AWAY THE SWAY OF THE TREES IN THE FAKE FOOTAGES WAS SO OUT OF THE WAY...
 
IT GAVE THE GAME AWAY.
 
SO FORGET THE STUPID BLACK BOX, IT WON'T HAVE ANYTHING BEYOND APPALLING DUBBING.........
 
DONE BEFORE THE FAKE FOOTAGES GOT INTO A FILMCITY.....
 
IN AN UNREAL CITY!
 
BUT LIKE THE GREAT DISCONNECT BETWEEN THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLES REPRESENTATIVES THE FILMCITY THAT FAKED THE FOOTAGE WAS NOT IN THE UNREAL CITY.
 
FOOTBRIDGES?
 
NO. DID NOT SET FOOT ON THE LONDON BRIDGE!
 
"UNREAL CITY.
 Unreal City, 60
Under the brown fog of a winter[rainy?] dawn,
A crowd flowed over [lowdone?] LONDON BRIDGE 
, so many,
I had not thought death had undone so many
Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled

And each man fixed his eyes before his feet.
[of fake footages without having set foot or seen with his own eyes what was in front of his own feet?]
Flowed up the hill and down King William Street,
To where Saint Mary Woolnoth
kept the hours
With a dead
sound on the final stroke of nine.'
 
T S ELIOT.
THE WASTELAND.
 
NINTH DAY OF THE NINTH MONTH OF THE NINTH YEAR OF THE SECOND MILLENEUM AND WHAT DID NOT STRIKE AT THE STROKE OF NINE MINUTES PAST NINE AT THE STROKE OF NINE PAST NINE PAST NINE?
 
BECAUSE................
 
IT WAS FILMED ........
 
WHEN?
 
WHEN EXACTLY WAS IT FILMED?
 
NEVER MIND WHEN IT WAS EDITED FROM THE SCRAPS OF FOOTAGES PUT TOGETHER BUT...........
 
AH!
 
''That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
'Has it begun to sprout?  Will it bloom this year?
'Or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed? 
'O keep the DOG far hence, that's friend to men,

'Or with his nails he'll dig it up again!
'You! Hypocrite lecteur! -- mon semblable! mon frere!'
 
THE POLICE DOGS WEREN'T THERE, AND NOR WERE THERE ANY BLACK FRIARS.
 
NOR ARE THERE ANY PURPLE ROBED PRIESTS IN THIS PATCH OF EARTH.
 
AND NOR DO THE PRIESTS ALLOW FOR BREAKING OF ADDA RULES!
 
TO HAVE BAPTISED CHRISTIANS BURIED OUTSIDE THEIR OWN PATCHES IN THEIR OWN PARISHES.
 
SO PERISH THE THOUGHT EXPERIMENT FRAS OF FRANCHISES OF FAR FETCHED DEATH FREAKS, IT AIN'T DONE!
 
AND IT ALSO AIN'T DONE TO START OFF MEGALOMANIAC POLITICAL PROGRAMS TO BE STARTED FROM A FOE'S ADDA!
 
SO LIKE THE WHITE THATCH THAT WASN'T ON DISPATCH ON THE DAY OF DEATH THERE WAS THE BEGINNING..........
 
SO SURTUR THE LORD OF BEGINNINGS AND ENDINGS CAN REST SURE THAT THE TURF WARS.....................
 
AIN'T RINGING TRUE WITH ...........
 
TRUE LIES?
 
OR HERE LIE THE REMAINS OF...............
 
IN THE WASTELAND? OF T S ELIOT.
 
"Where the dead men lost their bones.
[MAKE NO BONES OF IT. IT AIN'T NO BONE OF CONTENTION THAT THE TENSION WAS TOTAL CON!]
  'What it that noise?'
    The wind under the door.
'What is that noise now?  What is the wind doing?'
    Nothing again nothing.
'Do
'You know nothing?  Do you see nothing?  Do you remember
'Nothing?'
I remember
THOSE WERE PEARLS THAT WERE HIS EYES.
[MEMORABLIA? ARE THEY SELLING MEMORABLIA?
OR MEMORABLE QUOTES? FROM MOTION PICTURES?
 
CHORS! CHORS! THEY DON'T DO CHORS BUT THEY ARE SUCH CHORS!]

'Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?'

WHO IS THE HEAD OF STATE?
 
DOES THE HEAD OF THE STATE LIE IN HIS OWN ESTATE?
 
STATE. STATE STATE.
EVEN IF IT IS TOO WAY TOO LATE.
 
STATE STATE STATE.
BUT THE SICKO PSYCHO PATH ICK STATE DOES NOT STATE.
 
AND THE HEAD OF THE STATE.........
 
HAS REDUCED THE STATE TO AN ESTATE!
 

MIND BEND?
 
MIND BENDING?
 
MIND BOGGLING?
 
FOR THE BOFFINS?
 
BUT THE COFFINS?
 
WHAT DID THEY HAVE?
 
IN?
 
IN?
DID THEY COUGH UP THAT MUCH DOUGH TO....
 
PAY A RANSOM FOR THE BLACKMAIL?
 
BAH.
THEY DID NOT MIND?
 
THEY HAD NO MIND?
 
TO GO AND REALLY FIND THE BODIES WHEN THERE WERE NO BODIES AND .......
 
NOBODY?
 
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY BOTHERED?
 
BUT OFCOURSE.
ONCE UPON NO TIME, there is a little story about four people who have NO TIME, named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

AND IN THE HAND PARTY THEY HANDED IT OVER TO THE FOREIGN HAND!
 
TO HAND IT OVER TO THE HAND IN GLOVE.
 
AND DOCTOR STRANGELOVE?
 
GOT STRANGLED BY THE ANGEL?
 
JANA GANA MANA............................. JAYA JAYA JAYA HEY!
 
WHEN THERE WAS NO SWEARING IN CEREMONY IN THE FIRST PLACE THE ENCORE WITH NOT AN AIDE DE CORPS THAT IS ADC FOR AN ACRONYM BEHIND THE GOVERNOR IT WAS CLEARLY.......
 
ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT........
 
DONE IN ENGLISH IN:
 GUMPULA GOVINDAM!
 
WHERE THE GROUP MENTALITY OF THE GOPHERS THAT GOT INTO THE FAKE FOOTAGES OF GOVERNMENT GATHERED IN THE RESIDENCE OF THE GOVERNOR TO HAVE A GO OVER WHAT THEY ALREADY WENT OVER TO READ A COLLECTIVE 'WE' WHEN THE GOVERNOR READ 'I' AND ........
 
THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:
 
HISTORY!
 
 

THEY HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY RELEGATED TO THE DUSTBIN OF:
HISTORY.
 
AND SINCE THERE ARE NO COLLECTORS FOR THE RUBBISH BINS... THEY CAN RUBBISH THE RUBBER STAMP BY RUBBING THEIR EYES WITH DISBELIEF...
THAT THE PEOPLE THE REAL PEOPLE WON'T RUBBER STAMP INTO POWER BECAUSE THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES...........
 
IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN!
 
AS A BASEMENT ABASEMENT BARGAIN FOR THE BRITS TWITS BAR TO BE LOWERED SO LOW THAT THE GAINS MUST BE REALLY REALLY HIGH!
 
FULL OF HIGH FIES.
 
EXACTLY.
 
IF AND WHEN...ALL THE VIPS AND VVIPS WERE CAUGHT IN THE CROSS ROADS OF TRAFFIC JAMS WHEN THE COFFIN WAS BEING LOWERED INTO A FAKE GRAVE, HOW COME, THE...............
 
THAT'S IT!
 
HIT IT HIGH?
 
WITH HELIUM.
 
EXACTLY.
 
HOW COME THE COMIC STRIP ANIMATION STUDIOS DID NOT HAVE THEM FLY OVER IN:
 
HOT AIR BALOONS.
 
WHAT BUFFOONS.
HOW COME THE GOONS DID NOT GET BLOWN DOWN TO BE BROUGHT DOWN TO BE DOWN BY
THE BODY
BEING
 
BLOWN AROUND
IN
HOTAIR BALOONS?
 
BUT OFCOURSE IT IS TOO LATE FOR BAL BAL BACHCHE
BUT UNCLE SAM CAN BRING BACK:
 
SAMUEL.
 
THAT IS THE NICKNAME GIVEN BY
ASHOK SINGHAL! 
 
AND NOT A SINGLE IDIOTIC GAEMATRIATIST SAID THAT IF ONLY THE IGGIT GOT CALLED BY HIS NICKNAME HE WOULD HAVE STUCK TO HAVING HIS OWN LIVING NAME STUCK TO HIS OWN NAMEPLATE WITH HIS OWN IRIS RATION CARD........
 
TWO RUPEE RICE FREEBIES AND ALL?
 
BUT OFCOURSE. WITH SOME ALIBIS WHO WOULD FORESWEAR THEY WERE NEVER SEEN DEAD OR ALIVE AT THAT LIVE FUNERAL!
 
IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME HOTAIR BALOONS TO DO THE TECHNOLOGICAL BRILLIANCE OF CINEMATRICKS...
 
IT WOULD HAVE GIVEN A DUBIOUS DOUBT THAT IT MIGHT HAVE REALLY HAPPENED IN REALTIME.
SO INSTEAD OF THE BLACKBOX FAKE DECODED DIALOGUE...LETS HAVE A CONTEST OF HOTAIR BALOONING BUFFOONERY TO DECIDE:
 
KAUN BANEGA REALITY SHOW KA MUKHOTA MANTRICK?

EMERGENCE INDIA!