METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?

POLL-RETCHES

METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?

The most UN-NOTICED EVENT [U.N. NOT ICED? HUH? HAH!] is not how the UNITED NATION was not trilled to beats [LIKE A CAGEY CANARY? ABOUT WHAT IS STASHED AWAY IN CANARY ISLANDS?] as when OBAMA got awarded the NORDIC DYNAMITE AWARDS FOR NOT BEING DYNAMIC AS IN 'IT IS DONE AND DONE WITH' because 'e ain't done nuffin all you muffins out there, but as how THE HEADS OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCHES WHO ARE ALSO HEADS OF THE STATES OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCHES OF THE PAPACY OF THE HOLYSEE AT VATICAN AND THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY did not even as a matter of COME-ON CURTESY extend their 'GREETINGS' TO THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL CHANGE-MAESTER!

HOW IT WENT MOST UN-NOTICED AS HOW THEY NEVER STIRRED.

OR REFUSED TO BE SO STIRRED OUT OF THEIR SILENCE TO EVEN SHOW COMMON COME-ON COME-ON COMMON CURTESY AS HEADS OF STATE TO GREET A HEAD OF STATE ON HIS MOST ECSTATIC AWARD AWARDED AHEAD OF THE EVENT!

WHAT EVENT?

THAT'S THE POINT.

WHAT "EVENT" IS THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT plotting and 'planting' post OBAMA acceptance on behalf of all the people [all the people? how MEGALOMANIC!] AND THE ADMISSION THAT IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN HIS LIFETIME?

WHAT DISARMAMENT!

HOW DISARMINGLY DIVARICATORY!

NO THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY WROTE THAT LINE IN FOR THE DUBBED ELOQUENCE OF THE ONE WHO WILL NO DOUBT BE SENT OFF FOR 'DISARTICULATION'.

AND IS THAT WHY IT DID NOT DISMAY THE HEADS OF VATICAN OR THE ANGLICAN COUNTRIES AS HOW AMERICAN PRESIDENT CAN BE 'BOUGHT OFF' SO CHEAPLY WITH A 'BRIBE'.

BAH!

AT C-CUBED THE CAUCASIAN CONVERTED-CHRISTIAN CANNIBALS STIRRING THE CAULDRON DID NOT EVEN SAY HOW THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT'S HALF-BROTHER ENDED UP NEAR HONG KONG RECENTLY DELIVERED FROM THE COLONIAL CLING-ONS OF OLE BLIGHTY!

OH THE FLIGHTY CLINTON WOMAN NO DOUBT GOT A PERFECT ALIBI TO HAVE FOISTED HERSELF on the FOREIGN MINISTRY after MAN CLINTON DID THE MESS WITH PAKISTAN AND INDIA BLASTING THEIR BITS!

AND HE WAS ON AND ON LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC ABOUT HOW THE 'NUCLEAR FLASHPOINT' WOULD EXPLODE IN HIS FACE LIKE A PINNOCHIO'S NOSEJOB?

YEAH?

THAT'S THE POINT. SEE HOW THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT AND THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES AND THE JEDI WARRIORS JUST EDITED OUT THE DEMOCRACY OF INDIA [HEY IS THAT SHORT FOR JEDI?] NO THAT IS HOW THE JODI JOINED THE OBAMA ADMIN WHERE SHE WILL DELIVER THE OFFICIAL DHUMKIS AND HE WILL COME COLLECT THE CASH AND THE REST OF THE RANSOM THROUGH THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE REST AS THEY DON'T SAY IS HOW THE JOINT UNDERPRIZE OF CLINTON-OBAMA COMBO GETTING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PARSED DOWN THE MIDDLE NEVER SAID A WORD ABOUT ALL CLINTON DID NOT DO FOR PEACE WHEN HE WAGED HIS HUMANITARIAN BOMBING WARS OVER BOSNIA AND DID HIS AMERICAN BIT OF COOLIEMANSHIP FOR THE COLONIAL CROWN FROM KOSOVO TO KARGIL!

AND THE CLINTON WOMAN HAVING LOST THE PRIMARIES ENDED UP FOISTED FEET FIRST [WELL FEAT FIRST FOISTED WITH FAR-SIGHTEDNESS ON OBAMA!] ON FOREIGN MINISTRY.

AND NOW AMERICANS WILL BE SAFE-GUARDING AND SPENDING THEIR SILLY LETHAL LIVES PETRIFIED AT THE PAKISTAN TIGER TERRITORY LOOKING AFTER THEIR NUCLEAR ARMAMENTS?

IN THE AF-PAK HYPHENATION?

AHA!

THE BRITS TWITS ARE SO INTO HYPHENATING STUFF THAT THEY DID NOT WORK IT ALL OUT AS HOW THE OBAMA-CLINTON HYPHENATION IS GOING TO BE THE ABOMINATION OF THEIR VERY NATION!

When they nominated the duo to do the 'DIRTY'?

DID THEY?

OH NO THE SUPERSPEAK [DO THEY SPEAK DOWN TO THE SUPER DUPER SUMMITRY BY TRYING TO FOIST TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR AS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE E.U. BECAUSE HE IS SO 'HIGH PROFILE' OR ...PLAIN AS UNSPOKEN VILE WHO WENT INTO THE HUMANITARIAN BOMBING OF BOSNIA WITH A CAMPBELL CAMPSIDE CHITCHAT BECAUSE HER MA-JESTY'S SECRET SERVICES' HAVE SUCH AN UNDERSTATED 'HUMOUR'?

WELL THE HUMBUG OF IT IS THAT SECRET SERVICE SPOOKS ARE ALL DOUBLE AGENTING SO WHEN THE MAYDAY DISTRESS CALL NEVER GOT ATTENDED TO WHEN SAMUEL WENT M.I.A. MISSING IN ACTION THE JEDI THAT IS 'JUST EDITED OUT OF DEMOCRACY OF INDIA' stepped up the warmongering amongst all the SECRET SERVICE SPOOKIES WHO AIN'T ON SPEAKING SQUEAKING SQUAWBOX SERVICES TO OUTSPOOK ONE ANOTHER!

HOW SO?

LIKE JACK IN THE BOX HE WILL POP UP IF PERSIA THREATENS THE EVER SO PERSECUTED JEWS STATE?

NO LIKE MAGIC-OUT-OF-THE-BOX!

OH THE IDIOT BOX!

EXACTLY THE SAME BEAST THAT SENT HIM OUT SO THE EYEBALLS CAN FEAST ON THE FEE COLLECTING SPREE OF THE CINEMATRICKS....

WELL THE LONGING AND THE SHOUTING OF IT IS THAT AS WHEN THE BRITS TWITS MILLICENT HAS THE DOUBLE AGENTING CIA TYPES PLANTED TO PLOT THE JEDI THAT IS JUST EDITED OUT DEMOCRACY OF INDIA TO DO THE WARMONGERING THE MOSSAD WILL POP HIM OUT OF THE TOASTER!

FULLY BUTTERED UP?

NO THE BRITS TWITS HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF KNOWING WHICH SIDE THEIR BREAD IS BUTTERED BECAUSE THEY NEVER BETTERED THEIR UTTERLY BUTTERLY ENGLISH EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH SAYING:

NOT SINCE SLICED BREAD?

NOTHING BETTER SINCE SLICED BREAD!

SO SINCE THEY WANT TO BETTER THEMSELVES FOR THE DISARMAMENT STUPIDITY OF AMERICAN PRESIDENT'S NOBEL LAUREATE NATAKBAAZI ACCEPTANCE SPEECH ON BEHALF OF THE PEOPLE WHO [THAT'S WHAT:WHO?

OH YES INCIDENTALLY WHO ACTUALLY WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA?]

WHO PROCLAIMED THAT IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN DURING HIS LIFETIME, AND THE NOBELAWARDGIVING NITWITS WERE OUT OF THEIR WITS TO HAVE BELITTLED THEIR AWARD BY GIVING IT TO ONE WHO WOULD DO NOTHING FOR PEACE BECAUSE THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY HAD SUCH A HEADSTART FOR HALF A LONG CENTURY AND OVER DOING NOTHING ABOUT NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT AND DID NOT EVEN DEIGN TO REIGN LET ALONE RESIGN WHEN THE AWARD WENT FOR THE UPSTART PRESIDENT OF AMERICA WHOM NINETY NINE POINT SOME UNTELLABLE DECIMAL LOT OF ACTUAL AMERICAN NATIONALS NEVER CAST THEIR EYES UPON AND WHAT IS EVEN MORE BELITTLING FOR AMERICAN NATION IS THAT THEY AINT' EVEN SURE HE IS 'NATIONAL' AFTER ALL SO WITH SO MUCH RIDING ON THE PRIZE IT IS A SHAME THAT THE AMERICAN NATION DID NOT SHOOT DOWN THE PRIZE!

BEFORE THEIR PREZ THAT GOT THE PRIZE OR DID NOT ACTUALLY GET THE PRIZE GOT SENT OFF FOR DISARTICULATION?

WELL IF HE WAS REALLY SO ARTICULATE HOW COME HE ARTICULATED SOMETHING SO SIMPLISTIC AS TO SIMULATE A SEEMLY HUMILITY TO ACCEPT THE IDIOTIC PRIZE WHEN ALL HE HAD RIDING ON THE RIDICULOUS PROPOSITION WAS HOW THE IDIOT BOX MADE AN IDIOT OF HIM?

THAT IS THE POINT.

JUST BECAUSE THE IDIOT BOX SAYS THIS AND THAT IT DOES NOT MEAN THIS IS THIS AND THAT IS THAT!

WELL THAT IS THAT BUT IS THIS: THIS?

SO THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF SAMUEL GONE MIA THAT IS MISSING IN ACTION DOES NOT MAGICALLY MEAN THAT IT IS A DEAD CERT!

EVEN IF THE DEATH CERT SAYS SO?

SO?

OH HO!

SO THE MOMENT THE CRIMINAL CONGRESS PARTY ADMITS TO SAMUEL'S DEATH THE ENTIRE PARTY WILL BE JAILED!

AND THE EVER SO SINISTER SINGH AND HIS SIDEKICK SONIA WILL BE FED TO THE LIONS IN THE COLOSEUM?

WELL THE AMERICAN MUSEUM!

WHAT?

THAT IS THE POINT.

WHY DO EX-SPOOKS END UP AS AMBASSADORS OF AMERICA?

AHA!

SO WHEN THE SPOOK BUYS UP EVERY PARTY'S "NOMINATED" NETA SINCE SANJAY GANDHI'S RIFF RAFF ROSE TO THEIR RISIBLE VISIBLE POWER ON THE SMALL SCREEN SMALL MINDED POLITICKING HASN'T PICKED UP?

PICKED UP THE TAB?

OH YES IT HAS PICKED UP THE TAB BUT THE AMERICAN EX-CHEQUER HASN'T CHECKED OUT HOW MANY CHECKS WERE WRITTEN FOR THE CIA'S SPOOKY JOBS THAT MADE THE AMERICAN BANKS GO BUST AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS HOW POLANSKI IS LANGUISHING IN THE SWISS JAIL SO THAT THE LESSON OF WHAT AWAITS AMERICA IF SHE INSISTS ON THE SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS OF EU-ROPE PIANO IS PLAYED FORTE?

OH SOFTLY SOFTLY LA DOLCE VITA WILL END UP IN THE SAME VICE LIKE GRIP AS WHEN.........

AH!

SO, EVERY RICH REWARD THAT THE EUROPEANS GIVE AWAY TO THE YANKS BE IT THE NOBEL PEACE AWARD TO THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT OR THE SWISS CINEMATRICKS AWARD TO POLANSKI....

IS UNDERWRIT BY A SKI RESORT AT KLOSTERS?

WELL THE ROYALTY OF OLE BLIGHTY AND THEIR SKI RESORT ASIDE THE POINT IS HOW...........

THEY DID NOT GET THE SCHMALTZ?

OR THE SCOT MALT?

SINGLE MALT?

WELL NOT A SINGLE MELTING MOMENT TOUCH THE WORLD'S LACK OF IMAGINATION AS HOW THE ABOMINATION OF THE AMERICAN NATION GOT TO THIS!

OBAMA-CLINTON FOREIGN POLICY DISASTER?

WELL THEY AIN'T INVITED FOR THE ROYAL ASTORS HOKAY HOKAY ROYAL ASCOTS EVEN WITH ROYAL ESCORTS WHO ROYALLY RIP OFF THEIR LOYAL AMERICAN COOLIEMANSHIP WITH THEIR COOL COOL COLLECTIONS....

FROM BESTSELLER BLOCKBUSTERS?

BAH! THE BRITS TWITS TAXATION POLICY IS LIKE THAT ONLY:

ONLY?

ONLY THE GHOSTWRIT BRITS TWITSMANSHIP HAS IT LABELED:

THE AUDACITY OF HOPE!

WHEN THE INCOPABILITY IS.........

WELL NIGH?

HIGH FIE!

AND SO THE HIGH FEE FOR WHICH THE HEALTH BILL WILL HAVE THE CALUMNY FROM THE COLUMN, THAT IS THE FIFTH COLUMN HAVING IT THAT THE HEALTH BILL IS ACTUALLY A BILL OF HEALTH....

THAT IS THE POINT.

IF BILL THAT IS AS IN CLINTON ACTUALLY HAD A HEALTH CHECK UP EVERY HALF-YEARLY OR QUARTERLY HOW COME HE ENDED UP BEING KNIFED BY THE CARDIAC SURGEONS?

THAT IS THE POINT.

CARDIAC CHECKUPS DO BUM ALL.

THE HOLSTER IS A BIG HUMBUG IN THAT NO SANE HUMAN SCIENTIFIC TEST WOULD STRESS OUT ONE WHO IS ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE!

SO WHEN THE POLYUNSAT FATTY ACIDS ENDED UP MAKING CASH CROPS OF COMMERCIALLY GROWN SAFFLOWERS AND SUNFLOWERS EXTRACT THEIR 'REFINEMENT' IN REFINED OILS IT SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP THE ENTIRE CARDIAC SHOPS!

ONLY IT DID NOT HAPPEN.

NOT ONLY DID AMERICA CHEAT HER PEOPLE FOR FORTY YEARS WITH FALSE SCIENCE OF BYPASS SURGERY BOLSTERED BY READS OFF HOLSTER BUT THEIR BOLSTERED UP THEIR BOLLARDS WITH SHIPPING OUT THEIR STUFF TO END UP PHARMACEUTICALLY LINKED TO CARDIAC SHOPS IN THE SUBCONTINENT!

AND CHINA?

AND VIETCONG?

AND SO ON................

THE CON CONTINUES.

SO THE POINT IS NOT HOW SILLY SINGH HAD TO SAY INDIA ONLY SPENDS ONE PERCENT OF HER GDP ON HEALTH BUT HOW COME THE SAME FELLOW HAD SOME CARDIAC DONE IN OLE BLIGHTY AND IT FAILED JUST IN TIME FOR THE GENERAL ELECTIONS OF JEDI?

THE JUST EDITED OUT OF DEMOCRACY OF INDIA?

SEE HOW THE TURBINES THAT HAD TO BE ROTATING too fast for the stuff to take off a nuclear higher state at CHERNOBYL ended up upending the same bile at THREE MILE?

WELL THAT IS HOW VILE IT IS! THIS WHOLE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY!

AND THE TALE HOW THE SILLY SCIENTISTS WENT AHEAD KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THE TURBINES WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH TO SPIN 'WELL IT WAS BEFORE THE TIME OF TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR AND HIS SPINDOC COHORT ALISTAIR CAMPBELL' THAT SAW TO THE OVERT NUCLEARISATION OF THE SUBCONTINENT BECAUSE RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURALS ARE JUST AS BAD AS RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURALS!

WHERE THE ORAL RENDITIONS OF THE ONE IN POWER IS RENDERED BY THE SPINDOC AND SO ON BUT THE WHERE THE MAD THAT IS MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION IS..................

ASSURED?

WELL MAKING A SURE ASS OF THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE PEOPLE WOULD FALL FOR THE SPIN!

SO WHEN THE ELECTIONS THROUGH ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES GO THROUGH IT JUST MEANS MORE MEAN PEOPLE WITH MEANS BEYOND CALLING AN END TO SOMETHING WILL END UP MAKING MORE MEANS IN MEAN WAYS TO MAKE ENDS JUSTIFY MEANS BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO JUSTIFICATION FOR NOT ENDING SOMETHING AS SINISTER AS THE SILLY TALE OF THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY!

FEEL FREE?

THAT IS THE POINT. THE FEELING IS NOT THERE. THERE IS NO SENSITIVITY OR SHAME AT HOW THE TAME TALL TALES END UP TELLING THE SAME TAME TALL TALES TILL THE TALL TOWERS TOPPLE AND THE POPULAR PRESS PUTS OUT THE POP PSYCHOLOGY THAT SOME POP-IN-THE-TOX PSYCHO PSYCHED SOME SICKOS IN EUROPE!

AHA!

THE METHOD SICK MADNESS OF THE SICKO PSYCHO STATE OF ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY

IS IT!

AT IT?

WITHOUT ENDING IT?

IT'S A TIE?

A NECKBIND?

A BOW-TIE!

THE ONE WHO WILL BOW TO TIE THE WORLD UP IN KNOTS DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO...

AH!

UNTIE A BOW-TIE!

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!

HOW SILLY SINGH INVITED BY THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL NOBEL LAUREATE FOR THE WORLD'S FIRST STATE BANQUET OF AMERICA WILL SLYLY PUSH SINGH INTO THE COLD CLINKER A LA SWISS DOING IT WITH POLANSKI!

AH! THE MOMENT SAMUEL POPS OUT OF THE IDIOT BOX LIKE MAGIC-OUT-OF-THE-BOX THEN BINGO SINGH WOULD GO INTO THE COLD CLINK!

WHAT?

WITH A WINK WINK?

NO IT IS NOT A WIN-WIN BECAUSE THE ZERO SUM GAME ADDS UP TO THE SAME!

BOTH CIPHERS WILL BE REDUCED TO CIPHERS?

WELL IN BABBAGESPEAK IF THE BINARY CODE IS BINNED WHAT IS LEFT IS:

THE CAGED CANARY!

TRILLED TO BITS!

BUT OFCOURSE!

BEFORE OR AFTER THE MAIN COURSE?

THAT IS THE ONLY THING LEFT IN MAIN TO BE HANDLED BY LE MAIN PARTY OF INDIA.

EITHER THEY OPEN THEIR PALM AND LET THE DOVE OF PEACE FLY OR THEY CLOSE THEIR FIST AND LET THE PIGEON DIE!

THE CONGRESS PARTY OF INDIA IS SO:

PIGEON HOLED!

THE PREMIER AND HIS SIDEKICK CAN DO ALL THE PIGEON TOEED WALKING AROUND THE ELECTIONS WHOSE SELECTIONS ARE DONE BY FOREIGN SPOOKS BUT THEIR UNSPOKEN SINISTER STATE OF SILENCE OVER SAMUEL'S DISPARITION IS GOING TO...

BE THEIR RENDITION?

OH THEY CAN RENDER ALL THEIR WANT!

'M-AIDER! M-AIDER! FROM EVERY MAIDAN IN THE MEDIA MADE MADNESS OF METHODSICK MADNESS THAT HAS ALL THE LUNATICS LOCKED UP IN THE LEGISLATING BODIES WITH A LEG UP FROM FOREIGN SPOOKS HAVING CHOSEN THE ENTIRE LOT OF NOMINATIONS FOR NETAS AND NAAM KE VASTHE MEIN NETAS LIKE THE PREMIER WHO GOT A NOMINATION TO THE RAJYA SABHA OFF A FAKE STREET ADDRESS IN ASSAM AND SO NO SO THAT HIS ASS IS WHAT HE CLAIMS IS HIS 'I AM' THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA WITH A SILLY DOORDARSHAN READING OF 'REACHING EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN THE COUNTRY ON SMALLSCREEN SERVICES BECAUSE HE SO SMALL MINDED ENOUGH AS TO NOT HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND IS TOUGHENED ENOUGH TO TAKE THE ROUGH AND TUMBLE OF POLITICS WITHOUT TAKING TO THE ROUGH AND TUMBLE OF POLITICS SO WHEN OBAMA ADMIN WILL PUT HIM IN A TUMBLE DRIER WITH UTMOST "HUMILITY" HE WILL BE TAKEN FOR A:

DRY SPIN?

OH THEY CAN TRY!

BUT THEY CAN'T WIN!

WHY?

BECAUSE: MAD MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION IS LIKE THAT ONLY.

MAKING ASSES OF THEMSELVES FOR SURE!

MAYDAYMAYDAYMAYDAY?

NO THEY MAYN'T!

BECAUSE NOBODY WILL RUSH TO THEIR RESCUE LEASTWAYS RUSH LIMBAUGH BECAUSE HE TOO WOULD BE OUT ON A LIMB AS TO NOT LIMBER UP TO THE LAST LAUGH!

WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT!

THEIR AIDES WOULD HAVE ENSURED THE JEDI WARS IN SUCH A WAY THAT THE JUST EDITED OUT OF DEMOCRACY OF INDIA WILL ENSURE THE OBAMA CIA IMPLANTS IN THE SUBCONTINENT WHO BUY UP ALL THE BALLOTS AND FILL THE EVM'S WITH THE STUFF MILLICENT TELLS THEM TO STUFF IT WITH WILL END UP BEING DOUBLE DEALTH WITH A DOUBLE CROSS BECAUSE DOUBLE AGENTS..............

END UP DOUBLE CROSSING

AND DOUBLE DEALING

WITH THE OTHER SPOOKS?

WELL NO THEY ARE ALL OUTSPOOKERED BECAUSE THE PEOPLE HAVEN'T SPOKEN!

AND THE PEOPLE HAVENT' BEEN SPOKEN FOR!

AS TO WHO WILL BE THE PEOPLES REPS!

SO IT IS WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN?

BUT OFCOURSE!

WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL CALLED WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:

THE ROYAL RIP OFF!

what happens when OBAMA HOSTS HIS FIRST STATE BANQUET?

BAN IT

OR

QUIT IT

THE BAND-AID HEALTHCARE REFORMS POLICY AIN'T GOING TO PLAY THE BAND ON THE BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA!

AHA!

NOT EVEN TEH LATINA TURNING ON THE LACTATING GLOW OF GLYCERINE LACED TEARS?

WITH THE SOUND OF BREAKNIG THE BREAD?

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!

THE BOOK OF COMMON PRAYERS DOES NOT HAVE DO:

AINSI SOIT-IL!

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THE STRATEGY GAME

SO THE SPOOKY ELECTIONS POST-SAMUEL ARE OFF?

WAY OFF THE MARK!

BECUASE THE MOMENT THEY GET ON THEIR TOES WARMING UP, VIOLA!

THE VIOLENT RENT IN THE AIR ABOUT THE VILE CONTENT OF THE IDIOT BOX.........

WILL MARK THEM FOR LIFE?

OH YES!

THEY WILL ALL BE LIFERS!

BECAUSE AS LONG AS THERE IS LIFE..........

THERE IS NOTHING IFFY ABOUT IT!

NOT EVEN IF ALL OF THEM GO FIFTY-FIFTY?

NOT EVEN IF THE NIFTY AND THE SHIFTY EYED SLEUTH GO..............

INTO

SINISTER SYMMETRY!

OH THEY CAN TRY!

BUT THAT IS THE POINT.

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T TRY THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND THE PRIME MINSTER OFI INDIA FOR FEASTING AT THE FIRST STATE BANQUET......

THE QUIT UNDO MOVEMENT HASN'T LOST IT'S MOMENTUM?

TOUCHE!

THEY MUST BE THAT DUMB!

TO BE DOUBLY DECORATED BY TWO DIRTY UNEARNED DOCTORATES FROM TWO ROWING ENGLISH UNIVS IN THE CASE OF SINGH PRIME MINISTER MOST UNELECT OF INDIA AND NOBEL PEACE LAUREATE FOR THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT FOR HAVING SAID IN SO MANY WORDS THAT HE WILL DO NOTHING FOR NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT IN HIS LIFETIME!

SO IT IS NOT A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT BUT A LIFE IMPEACHED OUT OF TIME TRAVEL WHERE THE AUDACITY OF HOPE IS NOTHING BUT AN EUPHEMISM FOR:

INCOPABILITY?

WELL WITH CLINTON'S LIVING HISTORY FOISTED UPON THE FOREIN MINISTRY THE FOIS GRAS CAN ONLY FATTEN THE BEAST OF THE FATTENED FEAST FOR THE PRODIGALITY OF SO MUCH PROFLIGACY TILL THE LEGACY OF THE OBAMA-CLINTON FOREIGN POLICY ENDS UP JUST AS SPOOKY AS:

THE NEW JEDI?

OH NO THE JUST EDITED OUT OF DEMOCRACY OF INDIA CAN COPE WITH THE SPOOKS TRYING TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF THE PEOPLE OF INDIA BECAUSE GEORGE'S BY GEORGE MUCUS LUCAS SKYWALKER NEVER FELL OUT OF THE SKY CRYING:

MAYDAYMAYDAYMAYDAY!

BECAUSE THE MONARCHY OF

Ole Blighty never sent out the MAYDAY RELAY?

OH NO. THE SHAM SITDOWN DINNER FOR THE TITULAR HEAD OF STATE OF INDIA: PRATIBHA DEVILSINK PINGPONG PATIL WITH THE TITULAR HEAD OF STATE OF OLE BLIGHTY WHERE THE MONARCH GOT SO MONOPOLISTIC WITH THE PASSING OF THE BATON OF THE ASIAN GAMES....

WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT! WHAT HAS THE MONARCH OF OLE BLIGHTY AND NINE OTHER COUNTRIES TO DO WITH:

ASIAN GAMES?

OH! THE DELHI SHEILA DIKSHIT DOING A THIRD TIME CMSHIP MUST NO DOUBT PASS ON THE BOUNTY!

THAT'S THE FULL MONTY!

FOOLS NOBODY?

NAH! ANY FOOL CAN SEE HOW IT HAS TO DO WITH RAKING IN THE MOOLAH FROM EVERY MOOLAH WHICH IS THE MOOLA RAHASYA OF RASA OF HASYA RASA!

HUMOURING THE HUMBUGS?

WELL THE BUGS CHOOSE THE HUM SO HUMLOG HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO THE HUMBUGS HUM ALONG WITH LIKE CAGED CANARIES TRILLING IN A CHORUS BUT...

WHEN THE VOICEOVER CHOSE TO NAME PRATIBHA NOT THEN DEVILSINKED WHO GOT PINGPONGED INTO BEING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT OF INDIA IT BEGAN TO SINK THAT THE NATION WOULD HAVE A NASTY SPELL OF PRESIDENT'S RULE WHERE THE ROGERS WOULD RAKE IN THE MOOLAH BY HAVING MORE ROGERED ELECTIONS AND SO NO BECAUSE THE EVM'S THAT IS THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES ARE MANIPULATED LIKE THAT ONLY!

AND THE MEDIA WILL MANIPULATE THE MASS MIND?

OH NO. THE MASS DOES NOT MIND BECAUSE.........

EVERY ASS THAT CAN SEND OUT A M'AIDER M'AIDER MESSAGE WILL HAVE THE OLD FAIRY TALE UPENDING IT WITH:
WOLF! WOLF!

TOUCHE.

THE ONES WHO WOLF IT DOWN ARE ALL.....

SHEAP IN WOLF'S CLOTHING?

AND NOT EVEN SHEEPISH ABOUT HOW CHEAP THEY WENT DOWN THE AUCTION HAMMER FOR!

GONG

GONG

GONE!

NO NEED TO HAMMER IT?

HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!

AHA! THE HEAD CAN CHEW ALL THE NAILS ON EVERY FINGER AND THE THUMB AND STILL HAVE A FEAST ON THE FEET BUT:

FEAT?

FORGET IT!

DEFEAT!

ADMITTED OBAMA AND DEFLATED WILL HAVE TO EAT HIS WORDS?

OH NO. THE EVER SO ARTICULATE "DUBBED" PRESIDENT OF AMERICA WILL BE SENT OFF FOR:

DISARTICULATION!

AND CLINTON WILL DISCOVER: LIVING HISTORY?

OH NO! CLINTON WILL DIS-COVER THE COVER JACKET OF THAT SILLY TOME WRITTEN FOR THE ROGERS BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE REMAINDERED BY THE ROGERS!

OH ROGUE STATES WILL BE VAGUE ABOUT THE VOGUE?

VOGUE! THE AMERICAN IGGITS WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE VOGUE COVERS! IT'S THE VAGUE BLAGUES OF THE ONES IN POWER WHO DON'T PACK THE POWER-PUNCH WHO WILL HAVE TO END UP:

AS FREE LUNCH?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SUCH SO THEY CAN SUCK UP TO THE SUCKERS AND END UP SICKER!

AND SICKENING FOR SOMETHING?

SAMETHING!

ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY!

SI IS THE SINISTER STATE THAT CAN'T BE TRIED BY THE STATE!

SEE!

HOW EASY IT IS FOR THE METHODSICK MADNESS OF THE SYSTEM TO PLEAD:

NOT LIABLE?

FOR ANY CRIME?

FOR

THE LUNATIC LETOFF!

SO? THAT'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY.

NO LUNATIC WILL BE LETOFF!

NOT EVEN IN A NO RUNOFF ELECTION!

WHICH IS WHY AFTER CLINTON'S FOREIGN OFFICE WENT TO TOWN ABOUT THE KARZAI RUNOFF

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY NO LETUP FOR THE LUNATICS!

THEY MUST BE ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY LOCKED UP

INTO THE SAME

LUNATIC ASSYLUM

AND THE LOONY ONES IN THE LOONY BINS CAN BE BINNED BY HISTORY AND HOSIERY BUT:

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE PANTYHOSE?

ON WHOSE SAY?

OH JOSE!

IS THAT E.U'S CURRENT OR THE COMING PREMIER?

THAT'S THE POINT.

THERE IS NO LETUP FOR THE LUNATICS.

THE SAME LOONY ONES MUST BE LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC LOT WITHOUT LETUP AND THE ONES IN THE LOONY BIN MUST BE ON AN ENDLESS LOOP UNABLE TO END ANYTHING!

WHICH FOLKS IS HOW OBAMA ACCEPTED HIS DEMEANING NOBEL LAUREATE NAUSEATING AWARD FOR PEACE WITH HIS CHOICE PIECE:

IT MOST PROBABLY WILL NOT HAPPEN IN MY LIFETIME!

THAT'S NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT!

OH AND WHEN WILL THEY SEND HIS MOST ARTICULATE CYBORG SHIPPED OFF FOR:

DISARTICULATION?

THE MOMENT SILLY SINGH STEPS INTO THE STATE BANQUET WITH HIS PLAINTIFF PLEA: M'AIDER M'AIDER M'AIDER WHICH IS CORRUPTED TO MAYDAY

MAYDAY

MAYDAY

BECAUSE HIS GOVERNMENT AND HIS CBI DID NOT HAVE ONE WORD ON HOW SAMUEL WENT VAMOOSE AND THE VAMPIRE OF THE SAME STATE GOES TO ELECTIONS FOR CAPITAL CITY WITHOUT HAVING THE ENTIRE CONGRESS PARTY SENT OFF:

FOR

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?

THAT'S THE POINT.

ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY

CAN'T

BE

TRIED!

SO TRY AND TRY THEY WILL TO SQUEEZE THEIR UGH MUG WAY INTO NASTY ELECTIONS THROUGH EVM'S AND

LO AND BEHOLD!

THEY WILL BE PUT ON HOLD?

BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS THE LOWDOWN ON IT!

EITHER THE ENTIRE CONGRESS PARTY IS DECAPITATED

OR:

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS?

WELL THEY ARE OUT OF THEIR HEADS TO HAVE A HEAD OF STATE NOT ENDORSED BY THE OFFICIAL AUTHENTICATION OF

THE

CONGRESS

LEGISLATIVE

PARTY!

AH!

SO SINGH WILL HAVE TO BE DECAPITATED IN AMERICA?

MAIS OUI?

WHAT?

CLINTON WILL DITHER ON THAT AND SAY:

MAY WE?

AND BOW TO THE QUEEN?

NO THE QUEEN WILL HOLLER A LA ADVENTURES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND:

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

AH! THAT WAS NOT THE FROG QUEEN WHO SAID THAT?

OH NO THAT ONE WAS GUILLOTINED FOR NOT SAYING:

HAVE CAKE IF YOU CAN'T HAVE BREAD!

BUT IF THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD POPS UP OUT OF THE IDIOT BOX LIKE A POPUP TOASTER BURNT DOUBLY BAD WITH DOUBLE DEALING BOASTERS FROM THE DOUBLE CROSSING DOUBLE AGENTS AND REGENTS........

THEN, REGARDING

'PREND GARDE A TOIS'.

WILL NOT BE SERVED WITH:

FOIS GRAS?

WELL THE FOLLY OF FOOLING ALL THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME WILL FALL THROUGH?

WITH A FOLLOW THROUGH?

OH NO. THE FOLLOWING OF THE PEOPLE IS NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT FAUX LINE SO......

THE FAULTLINES WILL FIND FAULT WITH...............

FOOLPROOFING FALTOO?

THAT TOO!

MALTED DRINKS AND THEIR ADS SELLING THEIR WARES THROUGH THE IDIOT BOX CAN ONLY REPEAT THE PT BARNUM INJUNCTION:

THERE IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE!

ONLY......

P T BARNUM NEVER DID ACTUALLY SAY IT!

THAT'S IT.

THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLIODSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY

NAY NOT EVEN

THE PAPACY OF THE HOLYSEE OF THE HOLYCITY STATE OF VATICAN

SO MUCH AS STATED HOW THRILLED TO BITS THEY WERE...

WHEN OBAMA ACTUALLY AND IN ALL HUMILITY DUBBED ON THE IDIOT BOX:

NOT IN MY LIFETIME!

WHEN IN ABSOLUTE POWER THEY DID ABSOLUTELY THAT!

SO THEY WERE THAT DESOLUTE?

WELL IT IS NEVER TOO LATE FOR THE NOBEL DYNAMITE INDUSTRY TO DO THEY BIT........

AND SEND THEM A CRUST OF...........

HOLY COMMUNION?

NO THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OVER FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOLY HOUSE OF TRINITY FELL OUT ON THE COMMUNION SO THERE IS NO COMMON GROUND ON THAT NOT EVEN IN THE BOOK OF COMMON PRAYER BUT..........

THE NORDICS CAN SEND THEM:

RYVITA?

WELL WRY HUMOUR IS LIKE THAT ONLY BUT WHAT A:

CRACKER!

THE CRACKPOTS WHO ENDED UP GETTING ALL CRACKED UP ABOUT THE CRACKS LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC ASSYLUMS OF LEGISLATING BODIES DID NOT REALISE HOW CLOSE TO............

A CLOSURE THEY GOT WHEN THEY...

HAD IT BOOMERANG ON THEM!

THAT'S THE Point.

a SLOOP OF WAR is a BRITS TWITS warship stuck somewhat atween a GUN BOAT DIP LOW MERCY and CORVETTE that they cover up behind what they covet to convert a GAFFE TO A BOOM!

AND THE SINGLE SAIL SHIP IS LACK OF SALESMANSHIP!

OH A SLIP OF THE LIP CAN SINK A SHIP!

WITH OR WITHOUT SALESMANSHIP.

SO TO SAY IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND PRETEND TO HAVE THE TONGUE FIRMLY IN CHEEK!

ISN'T THAT TONGUE FIRMLY IN CHECK?

TOUCHE!

IS SUPERSPEAK!

WHERE THE SUPERIOR SILENCE DOES NOT SPEAK?

OH NO. THE SUPERIOR SPOOK DOES ALL THE SPEAKING THROUGH THE DUBIOUS DUBBING!

WHICH IS WHY ALL DOUBLE AGENTS END UP DOUBLE CROSSING AND DOUBLE DEALING ONE ANOTHER IN A SINISTER SPOOKY SPY GAME AND IT IS A SHAME THAT THE SKY DOES NOT FALL THROUGH A HOLE IN THE DISTRESS CALL WHEN ONE IS TOPPLING FROM A SKYFARING CHOPPER HOLLERING:

MAYDAY

MAYDAY

MAYDAY

OR?

PAN-PAN?

oh they panned that alright!

because they were not alright?

right? no the geneva conventions does not cover THE METHODsick madness of the system whereby PAN-PAN MEDICO is a non-life-threatening medical emergency while PAN-PAN IS PLAIN FROG SPOKEN 'PANNE' CORRUPTION OF: MECHANICAL BREAKDOWN!

AND TO THIS DAY TWO MONTHS AND A WEEK OVER THE GOVERNMENT OF MANMOHAN DOUBLE DIRTY DOCTORATED SINGH HASN'T SAID A WORD ABOUT WHAT THE STATE INVESTIGATION IN THE DISASTER HAS ON THAT THOUGH THERE IS A STATE PARKED RETIRED COLONIAL CLERK WHO SERVED AS THE STATE'S CHIEF'S SECY AND THE SON OF A FORMER CHIEF MINISTER OF THE STATE PARKING THEIR POSTERIORS IN THE NATIONAL DISASTER MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE!

SO THE MOMENT THE STATE GOES THROUGH THE CIA SPONSORED ELECTIONS WHERE EVERY NOMINATED NETA IS CHOSEN BY A SPOOK THROUGH UNSPOKEN PAYUP POLICY FOR THE MILLICENT'S MILLENEUM MOLL-DOLL COOL COOL COLLECTION AND THE EVM'S START RINGING IN THE RESULTS....................

AMERICA'S PRESIDENT WILL BE SENT OFF FOR DISARTICULATION?

WHERE CLINTON IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL:

FOR

STANDING DOWN

THE METHODSICK MADNESS

AND MADAM IS BUSY?

RE-WRITING A:

PALINDROME?

MADAM I'M ADAM!

AHA!

BACKWARD OR FORWARD CLINTON TO CLINTON FROM A BUSH VIA A BUSH IS STILL THE SAME MADNESS OF THE METHODSICK state that must be mad!

so there it is how it is:

UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU GET TO IT:

ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY

it keeps trying and keeps trying and keeps trying the same ole bag of tricks to bring back the same lapsed out LUNATICS!

SO NO MATTER WHO IS IN POWER, THE SYSTEM SUCKS!

AND SUCKS UP TO THE SAME SUCKERS!

BUT OFCOURSE!

PLUS CA CHANGE

PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE!

Antony.

THE MORE IT CHANGES

THE MORE IT IS THE SAME THING!

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE

THE MORE THEY ARE THE SAME THING!

CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!

BECAUSE THE ONES WHO LIE DON'T LIVE TO LIVE DOWN THE LIE!

WHICH IS WHY THE LONGEST REIGNING MONARCH IN BRITISH EMPIRE NEVER UTTERED A WORD OF APPRECIATION TO THE ONE WHOSE SPOUSE SHE PUT HER GLOVED HANDED ARM AROUND!

AS LONG AS AMERICA HANDS OVER THE DOSH FROM ALL THE TANKED BANKS AND THE BAILOUTS....

BAH!

BUT OFCOURSE!

COG-IN-THE-WHEELING-DEALING PRESIDENT'S SEAL ERGO, DUMB!

SO THE DUMB PRESIDENCY FALLS FOR THAT LINE AND SPELLS OUT THE SPIEL IN ONE LINE:

NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT: MAYBE NOT IN MY LIFETIME.

BAH! THE DUBBING INDUSTRY DOING THE COGITO ERGO DUB DID NOT EVEN RUB THEIR EYES IN DISBELIEF AT HOW CALLOW THAT SOUNDED!

WELL IF THE CALL IS SO LOW THEN THE ONE TAKING THE CALLING HAS NO CALLING!

FACILITIES?

OH COLLECT CALLS ARE LIKE THAT!

EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO THE MAINLAND!

THE BOSTON BRAHMINS AT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY CAN ONLY BOAST OF A PROSTESTANT PEDIGREE THAT DOES NOT AGREE WITH THE INSURANCE FOR HEALTH BILL THAT WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR BILL CLINTON'S FREEBIE HEART SURGERY WHEN HE PASSED EVERY CARDIAC AND HOLSTER TEST AND THEN WENT ON TO BOLSTER HIS FOSTER FED EARNINGS THROUGH FOREIGN FUNDS THROUGH THE CLINTON FOUNDATION!

WHICH IS WHY OBAMA MUST LEASTWAYS BAN THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND KICK LOSER CLINTON OUT IF THE C-CUBED DOES NOT PAN OUT THE PAN-PAN ON THE BREAKDOWN ON THE PERSIAN ISSUE!

WHEN MOSSAD WILL BUY OFF SAMUEL FROM THE OTHER SPOOKS AND THEY WILL ALL BE OUTSPOOKERED!

WHICH IS WHY IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THE TELEVISION CHANNEL THAT DONE 'IM IN ON THE SMALL SCREEN ENDED UP WITH A VERY FREUDIAN:

NINE.

CLOUD NINE?

HO HUM. THE DRONES WERE CLOUD SEEDING THE CUMULUS CLOUDS ALRIGHT BUT

BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA? CLOUD 9?

THE BATTLE HAS ONLY JUST JEDI'ed!

JADED?

OH NO THE JADED AREN'T EVEN STANDING FOR ELECTIONS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL BE JAILED!

SO THEY GOT IN DOUBLES WHO WILL DO THE DUBBED VERSION AND THE DUBBED DOLLS WILL DOUBLE CROSS AND DOUBLE DEAL WITH THE DOUBLE AGENTS AND...................

HOW MUCH MONEY HAS CIA CHARGED FOR IT?

FROM THE AMERICAN EXCHEQUER?

WELL THE OBAMA ADMIN HASN'T ADMITTED TO CLINTON HAVING CONKED OUT ON THE CONGRESS HAND PARTY ENDLESS SPREE OF RETURN TO STATES BUT...............

IT WILL BOOMERANG?

WELL THE GAFFE FROM BOOM WILL ALREADY HAVE RANG!

COLOUR? RANG AS IN COLOUR?

HASN'T OBAMA ELECTION BEEN ABOUT COLOUR?

THAT THE WAN COLOUR-LESS THINGS CAN SAY IT IS OKAY TO HAVE MELANIN WHEN IT IS THE OTHER WAY ROUND THAT THE ONES WITH MELANIN MUSTN'T MIND THAT THE WAN COLOURLESS THINGS HAVE A BIG THING AND ARE MAKING BIG THING ABOUT:

COLOUR?

NO RANG A BELL THAT NOBEL HAS ALREADY BELLED THE CAT AND THE CAT THAT GOT THE TONGUE HASN'T GOT THE TONGUE!

AH THE ONE LABELED GOLDEN ELOQUENCE WILL HAVE THE GOLDEN ARTICULATION SENT OFF FOR:

DISARTICULATION?

WHEN THOSE WHO RULE DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO HAVE THEIR OWN VOICE SPEAKING UP IN THEIR OWN VOICE THEN..........

THE DUBBING INDUSTRY WILL DO 'EM IN?

OR DUMP 'EM!

CLOUD NINE

TO

CLOUDY DINE

NEVER MIND WHAT VINTAGE THE WINE

DECLINE!

YES. UNLESS SINGH AND OBAMA DECLINE TO WINE AND DINE ON THE CLOUDED D-DAY, WITHOUT A WORD ON THE CUMULUS SEEDING OF CLOUDS THAT SENT OFF SAMUEL SOMEWHERE...................

SOMETHING SINISTER GONNA HAPPEN?

LIKE A SYMMETRICAL SIMULACRA?

OF SOMETHING?

LIKE

M.A.D.

MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION?

WELL MUTUAL FUNDS ARE LIKE THAT ONLY!

IF ONE FUNDS A FAKE ELECTION AND THE OTHER FUNDS YET ANOTHER FAKE ELECTION THEN THE SELECTION OF THE DOUBLE DEALING DOUBLE CROSSING DOUBLE AGENTS AYE, GENTS, IS NOTHING OF BEING:

M.A.D.

methodSICK madness is like that only

in

ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY.

IT CAN'T BE TRIED

SO IT TRIES

TO

ORGANISE

A

GATHERING

OF

THE

PSYCHOS!

WITH

ECHOES?

WELL YES!

ETCHINGS?

WILL OBAMA TAKE UP SINGH TO SEE HIS:

ETCHINGS?

RETCHES ARE LIKE THAT ONLY.

POLLRETCHES.

ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY

THE

DRY

PUKE

OVER

THE

NUKE

STATE!

AND THE REBUKE?

OH THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA WILL TAKE THE REPLY FROM THE REPUBLIC OF PERSIA TO THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA BECAUSE SINGH WILL SEE THE FOREIGN MINISTER OF IRAN FIRST AND THEN...

THAT WAS A FIRST BY THE WAY.

HOW INDIA UNDER SINGH CHANGED THE FOREIGN POLICY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE REPUBLIC'S HISTORY AND WENT AND VOTED AGAINST A SOVEREIGN STATE!

AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:

JASWANT SINGH'S MOLE IN THE PMO?

WELL ... ALL'S NOT WELL TO END WELL.

WHICH IS WHY OBAMA WITHOUT ENDING ANYTHING HAD A FALSE BEGINNING WITHOUT HAVING TO BEG FOR HIS GRACES HE HAS BEEN CORNERED AND COLLARED WITH THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ADN WATCH

THE

EURO-SIN-TRICKS PULL OUT THE...

JACK IN THE BOX?

NO THE JACKET!

THE

STRAIGHT JACKET!

SO HE MUST BE MAD TO HAVE ACCEPTED IT?

IT IS NOT EVEN TOO LATE TO DECLINE IT.

ELSE?

EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE IN DECLINE!

ON A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY

SLIPPERY SLOPE!

LIKE A SKI THAT HAS LOST IT'S INERTIA AT KLOSTERS?

CLOISTERED KITCHENS OF CLOSE CALLS ARE LIKE THAT ONLY!

SO WHEN SINGH HAVING SENT OFF SAMUEL LIKE THAT FROM THE SMALL SCREEN WILL BE SENT FOR BY UNCLE SAM AND THE LAST SEEN SPOOL FROM THE SAME ENDLESS SPOOL OF

ENDLESS LOOPS

IS HOW OUT OF LOOP

HOW THE HEN COOP GETS TO COVER UP THE HEADLESS CHICKENS HEADLESS RACE TO CHICKEN OUT BEFORE CHECKING IN THROUGH THOROUGH AUDITING OF THE TREASURIES AND THE USURIES AND THE QUAESTURIES IN THEIR QUEST TO QUELL THEIR QUEASY BELLIES FROM

CAUSA BELLI...

THE ONLY DUMPLINGS FOISTED ON THEM BY THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES?

BUT OFCOURSE!

THAT THEN IS:

THE MAIN COURSE!

SO SOUP TO NUTS THEY MUST BE SOUPconed ENOUGH TO BE NUTS ABOUT NOT HAVING BEEN KITTED OUT WITH SOMETHING SO SINISTER DISASTER WARNING:

as save the same thing for:

the doggy bag!

ah!

head the ever so alerting english saying as:

CALL HIM

A MAD DOG

AND

HANG HIM!

BECAUSE

ORGANISATIONAL

PSYCHIATRY

IS

MAD!

METHOD ACTING?

METHODICAL

ABOUT

IT'S OWN

MADNESS!

SO IT MAKES MOULDS AND MOULDERING OLD MOULDS REMOULDED TO REMAIN IN IT'S OWN MOULD!

Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
Welsh Proverb

AND WHAT DO THE INDIANS HAVE ON DOGS?

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Indian Proverb

AND BARA BAJE?

Bah! THAT IS WHY THE IMPERIAL DOGGY ROGGY CHOSES FOR IT'S DOCTORAL AWARDS, UNEARNED DOCTORAL AWARDS JUST SUCH A SALIVATOR AND SLAVE!

THAT WILL NOT SAVE THE DAY?

TOUCHE!

EMERGENCE INDIA!