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DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

'Running faster and faster
to remain rooted to the same spot!'
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
 
ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
NOT FRIAR BUT FRA AS IN FRATERNITY OF A ROWING ENGLISH UNIVERSITY, REVEREND DODGSON WRITING AS LEWIS CARROLL IN CRYPTOLOGY THE LEGACY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY.
 
Even if the SPOT were to be changed, or shortchanged from CAPITAL LONDON TO LONDONDERRY or have the YANKS AND THE RUSSES RUSTLE UP A COLD WAR OF ATRITION ATWEEN LIVERMORE AND WHAT'S THAT PLACE, not that person, DUBYA OF THE DUBIOUS DISTINCTION OF THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION NOT MAKING A PERFECT RECOUNT OF FIFTY INDIRECT VOTES BUT HAVING HIS BROTHER JEB, NO NOT AN ANGLICAN PRIEST BUT THE ANGLICAN CHURCH NO DOUBT ANGLING FOR A BENAMI BAKRA TO BLAME, donate fifty votes in favour of BRO DUBYA NO NOT THAT PERSON OF THE INFAMOUS 'IF YOU ARE NOT WITH US YOU ARE AGAINST US' WHICH DID NOT HAVE ANY FOOLS STOPS OR COMMA, COMME CA, NO THERE WERE NO PERIODS BECAUSE DAD BUSH TO BABA BUSH THERE WAS NOT QUITE A FULL STOP SO MUCH AS A FOOLSTOP AND THE FULL FOOLSCAPE OF THAT LEGACY WAS HOW THE FOOLS DON'T ESCAPE FROM THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM ABLE TO BE INCARCERATED NO MATTER WHAT THE RACE ISSUE THAT WASN'T THE REAL ISSUE NOR WAS GENDER BUT THE MIND BENDER METHOD OF MADNESS BY WHICH THE M.A.D STATE DOES NOT STATE THE U.S. STATE WITH FULLSTOPS OR PUNCTUATIONS SO THE WAR ON TERROR CAN CONTINUE SANS PUNCTUATION AND NOT PULLING THE FULL PUNCHES BECAUSE THE PUNTING ATWEEN A FULL SURGE AND A HALF URGE WELL THE CLINTON LEGACY AND THE OBAMA LEGACY IS ABOUT  WHICH LEG...............
 
AH YES THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS ABOUT THE CONFUCIUS SAYING.
 
Not at all about BRANDED FOOTWEAR, BE IT THE DOC MARTEN'S WITH REINFORCED STEEL TO PROTECT THE TOES OF THE ONES STEPPING ON TOO MANY TOES, NOR THE BROTHEL CREEPERS WHICH AIN'T THE SAME STUFF AS BORDELLO'S HUSH PUPPIES BECAUSE THE STATE THAT RUNS THAT BROTHEL HAS TO PAY EXTRA FOR HUSHING UP THE PUPS AND THE POMS AND PAY EXTRAAS FOR THE POM POMS AND SO ON ALL THE WAY TO JIMMY CHOOS AND THE CHOICE OF WELL TERRIBLY TERRIBLY CONFUSING WHICH WAS WHAT CONFUCIUS SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE!
 
IT DON'T MATTER WHICH IF THERE AIN'T NO:
PIED A TERRE!
 
AND THAT IS WHAT STUMPED HIS CONFUCIAN MIND!
 
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT A CARBON FOOTPRINT BILLED OUT TO THE PUNTERS WHO HADN'T PUT THE ATOM UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IN CASE HOW DOES THE SHOE DEPARTMENT GET OUT THE MEASUREMENT ON THE FOOTSIZE OF THE CARBON FOOTPRINT OF NUCLEAR CLEAN ENERGY WHEN IT AIN'T GOT THE DOSH TO PEDDLE
PIED A TERRE! 
 
WHEN THE MOCHIS AND THE JHOOTAWALLAHS NOT THE JHOOTIWALLIS BUT THE JHOOTAWALLAHS GET TO SAY HOW THEY ARRIVED AT THE FOOTSIZE OF WHAT IS NOT SHRUNKEN BY BEING BOUND FROM BIRTH?
 
GET IT?
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
WHICH IS WHY CONFUCIUS WAS STUMPED!
 
NOT AT HOW and why the BRITS TWITS NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY CAN SEGUE THE SAME STUFF WITHOUT HAVING IT SEQUED INTO A PROPAH PUBLISHING SEQUENCING!
 
AND WHEN LIVERMORE STOLE THE SUPERHEAVIES FROM DUBNA WITHOUT HEAVING A HEAVY SIGH OF RELIEF THE WHOLE LOT GOT SWIPED OUT FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY: ATOM!
 
AND WHAT WAS MORE LIVERMORE SOLD ALL THAT NUCLEAR REALTY IN THE TIME OF CLINTON LEGACY FOR RATES THAT WENT OFF LIKE BOMBS!
 
SO THAT IS ABOUT IT AND HOW DUBYA WON THE SHODDY ELECTION BECAUSE THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION DID NOT MAKE IT CLEAR HOW AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENCY MEANT THE VACANCY WAS UP EVEN IF LEFT A VACANT PRESIDENTIAL RESIDENCE SO THE NEXT INCUMBENT BENT THE SYSTEM SOME MORE AND NOW THERE IS NOBODY THERE NO MORE!
 
NOT EVEN A LIVERMORE!
 
SO IS THERE ANY LIVER FOR SOME KALEJA COOKING?
NAH! LILY LIVERS ARE NOT THE STUFF FOR WHICH THE GILDED WHITE LIES OF LILY WHITE LIES CAN HAVE AN ANSWER TO HOW THE SYSTEM GOT TO SUCH A SORRY SHODDY SPOT!
 
WHEN ALICE IN WONDERLAND IS STILL ROOTED TO THE SAME SPOT RUNNING FASTER AND FASTER AND STILL ROOTED TO THE SAME SPOT!
 
 
SO SPOT THE DIFFERENCE OF WHAT KIND OF NOISE A STUMPED FOOTFALL WOULD MAKE EVEN IF CONFUCIUS DID NOT GET TO MOAN SO MUCH ABOUT HOW MUCH SOME SHOES COST!
 
AH! THAT WAS HOW THE KINGDOM WAS LOST!
 
FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL, A HORSESHOE NAIL THE KINGDOM WAS LOST!
 
AND DEADER THAN A DOORNAIL?
 
WELL NE'ER MIND THE VARNISH, OR THE LENGTH OF THE FAKE NAIL EXTENSIONS DONE UP WITH INDUSTRIAL ADHESIVES TO WHICH THE NUCLEAR BLACKMAIL TACTICS ARE STILL STUCK................
 
THE STATUS QUO IS STILL ON READY ALERT! STAT!
 
STET!
 
NAH! STAT OR STET OR STUTTER OR MUTTER IT DON'T MATTER!
 
BECAUSE IT AIN'T MATTER!
 
AND LIKE THAT FELLOW SANG ABOUT THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY IN WHICH HE WAS TURFED OUT OF PUBLIC EYE TO BE CAUGHT UP IN A MAELSTROM OF PUBLIC EYE 'IT DON'T MATTER BABY IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE'!
 
BETWEEN THE FORMER FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND THE FORMAL FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA THAT IS ALL THEY GET!
 
 
BLACKMAIL TACTICS IN BLACK AND WHITE ON THE TABLOIDSEE AND THE JUDICIARY CATCHING UP ON THEIR SLEEPWALKING SESSIONS WITH IMPUNITY!
 
SO PADDY, WITHOUT HEED TO ST. PATRICK'S DAY DID NOT DELIVER THE JUDGEMENT ON THAT DUBYA DUMMY DEMOCRACY DEAL WHEREBY AMERICA WENT FROM IMPEACHMENT TO IMPRECISION TO IMPERSONATION!
 
SO WHERE IS THE NATION?
 
WELL IN THE CYBERBIA OF HAVING SYLLABUBS OF SYLLABLES BEING SOUPED UP BY THE CYBORGS FOR SICKO PSYCHO RATUS RATUS aka MUNGO MUNGO where some impersonators [not the cyborg but the state dinner at which DESIREE ROGERS NOW WAS THAT SEGUED OUT OF SEQUENCE OR SEQUED LIKE THERE WERE DONE UP IN STOLEN SEQUINS AS SIAMESE TWINS?] SALAHIS OR SOME SUCH SALAS JUST SWISHED INTO THE DINNER DO AS DUO WHO HAD THEIR DUES TO COLLECT AND THE REST AS MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH NE'ER GOT TO MOUTH IS AS IT REMAINS UNSAID:
 
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BABOON AND BABLOO THAT MUST RHYME WITH THE SYLLABLES OF BUBBLES LIKE A SPARKLY SECONDS BEING HANDED OUT TO A SOVEREIGN STATE SO THAT THE STATUS QUO CAN CONTINUE AD NAUSEUM TILL THE NUKE PUKE STATE CAN.............
 
HAVE THE SYLLABUB SERVED?
 
BY THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES AT THE NEWLY CONSECRATED ANGLICAN CHURCH?
 
WAH RE WAH!
 
LEWIS CARROLL MUST BE SMIRKING IN HIS RABBIT HOLE FANTASY!
"One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it -- it was the black kitten's fault entirely. For the white kitten had been having its face washed by the old cat, for the last quarter of an hour (and bearing it pretty well, considering) so you see that it couldn't have had any hand in the mischief."
 
BECAUSE HE AIN'T UP TO BE ARRAIGNED AGAINST SOME BENAMI CARIB BEING AWARDED A BILLION BUCKS FOR SOME INSULT THAT WASN'T MEANT!
 
SO THAT THE MONEY THAT WOULD PROMPTLY BE TOOKED FOR SOME CHARITY WOULD END UP EXACTLY LIKE IT HAS ALWAYS DONE!

LIKE:

THE ROYAL RIP OFF!


IS THE PALACE THAT SOUNDS LIKE BUCKS.............THE PLACE WHERE.............
 
NO. IT WAS NOT IN THE WONDERLAND BUT IN THE LOOKING GLASS THAT THE ROYALTY SPEAKS AND GETS TO SPEAK ALOUD:
 
"The Queen: Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!"
AND FARE'S FARE?
 
 
BUT OFCOURSE! DOUBLE THE FARE IS STILL NOT FAIR AND FAIR'S FAIR BUT TO BE CHARGED DOUBLE FOR CHARGING ALONG AT DOUBLE THE SPEED TO CATCH SOME DOUBLE DOING A DOUBLE DISAPPEARING ACT.................
 
AND STILL GETTING CAUGHT IN THE ACT..................
 
AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE ACT, THE NUCLEAR ACT DOES NOT ACT!
 
AND THAT IS ABOUT IT.
THE BLACKMAIL TACTICS
 
ARE JUST AFTER THE BILLS!
 
LIKE BILL COLLECTORS THEY JUST BILL THREE MILE ISLAND TRAGEDY FOR THE SAME TRAJECTORY OF CHERNOBYL AND IT AIN'T NO BILGE OF BILE THAT THE BILLS PILE UP AND UP AND UP AND THE SAME BILL GETS TO SUP AND SUP AND SUP AND THE PUP AND THE POM AND THE POM POMS WELL THE POINT OF THE BILLIONS OF BUCKS OF BLACKMAIL BUCKS DON'T HAVE PROPERLY PRINTED OUT BILLS!
 
SO THEY ARE SEGUED ONTO SECRET SERVICES OUT OF SEQUE AND THE SAME SORT GET TO CONSORT WITH THE OUT OF SORTS AND DON'T GET SORTED OUT!
 
WELL THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM OF POLITICS OF NUCLEAR BLACKMAIL TACTICS ..........................
 
END UP LIKE DOUBLES SEEING THE SAME IMAGES THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS?
 
OH NO THIS TIME IT AIN'T IN THE LOOKING GLASS HAVING DUBNA STARE DOWN WITH A COLD STARE AT THE COLD WAR STATE OF AMERICA LIKE THEY GOT LIVER MORE FOR LIVER MORE AND SOME SUCH LILY LIVERS OF GILDED LILY WHITE LIES BUT..............
 
 
ALICE IN WONDERLAND SAYS:
 
"Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is - oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate! However, the Multiplication Table doesn't signify: let's try Geography. London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome, and Rome - no, that's all wrong, I'm certain! I must have been changed for Mabel!"
 
 
NEVER MIND THE LABEL, MABEL OR ABLE OR CANE THAT ABEL FOR ABETTING AND AIDING THE MURDER............
 
WHAT?
 
THAT IS ABOUT IT.
 
WHEN YAHWEH SAID NO WAY WILL
THE APPLE
BE PRIZED OR DEVALUED BY ANY DENOMINATION OF ANY DOMINEERING SNEERING NATION OR SOME SUCH HEBREW, THE DUO THAT COULD NOT BREW A PERFECT CUPPA BEFORE THEY CAME A CROPPER, ENDED UP BUYING A MUSIC VIDEO OF THE ONE WHO WAS ATOMIZED!:
 
 
ISN'T THAT ATMA?
WELL THAT IS THE POINT OF ENGLISH RP.
 
THE RECEIVED PRONOUNCIATION CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT PROPAH NO MATTER HOW MANY POUNDS GET PAID FOR HAVING A PROPAH PRONOUNCIATION PROGRAM PUT IN!
 
SO ATMA becomes atom and the one who was atomized without the doc putting in propah billing for the propofol
 
will fall because ...
 
'IT DON'T MATTER BABY, IF YOU ARE BLACK OR WHITE.'
 
 
AND THAT IS ABOUT IT!
 
THE LAW IS LIKE THAT!
 
VERY VERY LAX WHEN IT COMES TO WAXING ELOQUENT ABOUT ENGLISH ELOCUTION LESSONS THAT OBAMA HAS APPROPRIATED BUT VERY VERY DISMAL AT PERFORMACE WHEN IT COMES TO PRACTISING LAW!
 
SO THE JAW JAW CAN CONTINUE ON CABLE NEWS NET AND THE REST OF THE BET FLYING FAST IN THE FACE OF THE FARCE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL FACE OFFS BUT THE ONES WHO LOST THEIR FACES AND THE RACES TO BE PARKED IN THE SAME SPOTS......................
 
CAN STILL GET TO SMOKE POT?
 
WELL AS LONG AS IT AIN'T INHALED........
 
OR REGALED AS NOT HAVING BEEN INHALED...........
 
HALE FELLOW CAN'T EVEN BELLOW...............
 
WHICH IS WHY AMERICA HAS AN INVOCATION AT THE END OF EVERY PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
 
'DON'OW MUCH ABOUT BIOLOGY
[THE BIOGRAPHIES ARE ALL DOCTORED LET ALONE THE AUTOBIOS!]
 
DON'OW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY
[AND THAT AS WELL IS HER STORY!]
 
AND THE REST IS RELEGATED TO ...
 
I DON'T NEED NO EJUCATION?
 
WELL THEY SHOULDA BIN EJECTED OUT AFTER THE IMPEACHMENT IF AMERICA HAD ANY RESPECT FOR IT'S OWN SYSTEM OF GOVERNANCE NE'ER MIND THE NUANCE OF A CERTITUDE OF A CERTIFICATE
BEING HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE
AND NOT VERY VERIFIABLE
SO MUCH SO THAT A FOSTERED FOREIGNER WITH A FAKE AUTHENTICATION OF CERTIFICATION CAN'T BE SAID WITH ANY CERTITUDE IS THE HEAD OF STATE EITHER SO...

HOW MANY VILLAGE IDIOTS DOES IT TAKE TO CRETINISE A CHILD?
 
THAT IS THE POINT ABOUT EDUCATION REFORMS EVEN WITH SPOKEN WORD EMMIES THROWN IN!
 
 
WONDERFUL WORLD!
 
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!
 
IS THAT THE SAME PUNTER THAT SUPPOSEDLY PUT
PIED A TERRE SUR LA LUNE?
 
NOT EVEN THE RINGTONE TUNE IS SO OUT OF TUNE!
 
NOT LOUIS BUT NEIL AND NOT FOR THE COMMON WEAL OF THE WORLD EITHER!
 
WHAT?
 
HEAL THE WORLD?
 
WELL THE CHARITY THAT SWAPPED ITSELF AROUND FOR MONEY NO DOUBT ENDED UP EXACTLY AS IT ALWAYS DOES!
 
AS?
 
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!

SO WHAT WAS THE BUZZ ABOUT BUZZ ALDRIN SALUTING THE AMERICAN FLAG FLYING ON THE MOON LIKE THE GRAVITY WAS ................
 
GRAVITAS DEFYING?
WELL THAT IS THE POINT OF THE GRAVY TRAIN OF THOUGHT THE PADDY PUT TO THE AMERICAN NATION BEFORE HE WAS PACKED OFF INTO A CATHOLIC COFFIN POST THE BAY OF PIGS FIASCO!
 
AH! FIA! THE SEQUED CO!
 
WELL THAT IS NOT FIBBIES HAVING THE CIA'S ANSWERABLE TO THE LAW OF THE LAND BUT THE FIBBERS INVESTITURE ADVENTURES INTO THE MEGALOMANIACAL WORLD OF MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS WITHOUT HAVING TO EVER CONDUCT PROPER INQUISTIONS!
 
A LA SPANISH INQUISITIONS?
NO! NOT HAVING THE STATE PAY FOR THEIR SPANISH TUITIONS BUT the dividends end up too far afar from DIVINE ENDS!
 
IN THE DIVINATION RODS FOR PARTING THE WATERS?
 
NOT EVEN FOR PARTING THE VOTERS ON HISPANIC AND HIS PANIC LINES!
 
BUT THE POINT ABOUT POLITICIANS HAVING TO TAKE TO THE BULLY PULPIT STAND AND TAKE A STAND ABOUT BEING EVER SO BULLISH AND SO FULL OF CERTITUDE ABOUT WHAT THEY PROPOSE TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE SEAT OF POWER, THAT ...
 
NOT EVEN GOD DARE DISPOSE OF THE SCUM?
 
WELL IN ANY AMALGAM THE SCUM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP BUT JUST FOR THE JOKE OF THE DAY HEAR THE EMO PHILIP SAY:
 was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips
 
SO THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OF ATRITION ATWEEN THE TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY AND THE TRUE CONFESSIONALS OF THE HOLYSEE OF PAPACY OF THE VATICAN CITY OVER OVERSEERING THE GOD ALMIGHTY'S TREASURY...
 
IS UP FOR TREASON?
 
WELL THE ANGLICANS ARE HAVING THE CATHOLICS GIVING THEM A BAD PRESS AND DITTO AS IN VICE VERSA WHERE THE VICE IS NOT CHAPTER AND VERSE NOR EVEN IN REVERSE BUT...............
 
AH! ABOUT THE SAME THING?
 
AYE SO. NOT HAVING REVERSES CROP INTO
 THE CONTRIBUTIONS!
 
WHICH IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!
 
AS LONG AS THEY CAN GET TO RAKE IN THE MOOLAH THEY WILL LET THE RAKES GO NOT ONLY SCOT FREE BUT WITH A FREE SCOTCH!
 
AND SCORCH THE RUMOURS?
 
WELL SCOTCH TAPE IS NOT NAMED AS SUCH FOR .......
 
IF NOT PRECISELY SUCH REASON!
 
THAT IS ABOUT IT!
 
AND THE HOLY WATERS WILL NOT PART WITH ....
 
THE DOSH!
 
NO MATTER WHAT, THE HOLY FIRST FAMILY OF GOD THE FATHER WHO IS A BACHELOR, OR GOD THE SON WHO IS ALSO ALSO A BACHELOR NOR THE GHOST THE HOLY GHOST WHO IS ALSO ALSO A BACHELOR, NO MATTER WHAT THE CHRISTIAN VALUES OF THE CHRISTIAN FAMILY NOT ONE LIRA, NAY NOT A PENNY WILL BE PASSED ONTO THE HOLY FIRST FAMILY OF FAITH!
 
COME ALL YE FAITHFUL.............
 
CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE!
 
AND THE HAT PASSES ROUND.
 
AND NO MATTER HOW MANY HEADS GET TO PARK THEIR PATES UNDER THE SAME PATER FAMILIARIS, THE PATER WILL NOT PART WITH THE DOSH!
 
AH MEN!
 
IS THERE
A FEMALE BISHOP?
LOOKING FOR A NEW NUMISMATICS?
 
WELL THE SAME OLE DIRTY TRICKS WILL BE PLAYED OUT NOT TO MABEL HER INTO A MAYBE THERE WILL BE A LIBEL IN A PROPAH COURT OF LAW BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY AS THE PIKKA SAHEB IS WONT NOT TO BE ALLOWED A SAY IN THE TAT STATE OF TOFFEE APPLE TOTALITARIANS BUT
FEMME FATALE
 
IS TOO FRENCH TO BE FROG!
 
WHICH IS WHAT IT  WAS ABOUT!
 
NOT
A FROG IN THE HOLE
 BUT
A TOAD IN THE HOLE!
 
AND NOT ONE LOAF TO THE LORD TO HAVE HIS DAILY BREAD EITHER TO BREAK THE IMPASSE!
 
LOR' 'AVE MERCY ON 'EM AIN'T THEY LOADED?
 
EVEN IN THE NAME OF POVERTY, CHASTITY AND THAT ONE OTHER THING THAT MAKETH THE TRINITY OF VOWS: WOW
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
 
THEY CAN WORSHIP MAMMON
TO SUCH A MAMMOTH EXTENT THAT NOT EVEN THE MOTHS CAN FLY AROUND THE FLAME OF FAITH WITHOUT FALLING INTO THE FIRE OF THEIR COLLECTIVE IRE.......
 
NE'ER MIND THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE.....
 
WHERE IS
THE CONTRIBUTION!
 
AH COOOL
COOOOOOOOOL
COLLECTIONS!
ABIDE IN THE DIVINE DIVIDE AND RULE DIVIDENDS TO THEIR DIVIDED ENDS...
 
AH MEN!
AH MEIN!
THE MANNER TO THE MANNER BORN OR BORNE IS STILL THE SAME!
 
BONFIRE?
OF
VANITIES?
 
NE'ER MIND SAVARANOLA Whither goeth the MOOLAH?
 
NOT TO THE MAKER!
SO THAT IS IT FOLKS!
 
THEY DON'T
MAKE UP!
THEY MAKE MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING AND NOT FOR NOTHING!
 
THEY MAKE IT AND THEY RAKE IT IN...
 
WITHOUT HAVING TO MAKE IT WITHOUT HAVING TO ACTUALLY ACTUALLY MAKE IT!
 
SO WORK IS NOT WORSHIP BUT WORSHIP HAS IT'S WORK CUT OUT SO THERE IS NO WORK TO DO AND STILL THE .........
 
LAW OF THE LORD CAN BE BROKEN WITH IMPUNITY AS LONG AS THEY CAN RAKE IN THE MOOLAH OF EVEN THE RAKES!
 
which is why there is an ever so silly saying as:
 
whatever it takes!
 

IN M.A.D.?

COMICS?

COMIC RELIEF?

OR RED NOSES LEFT IN THE WAKE OF THE CONFUCIAN SAYINGS?

IF MANKIND WAS NOT THE APPLE OF THE EYE OF THE MAKER...........

WHAT DID THE MAKEBELIEF OF.............

 

the makeup bunch...............

 

TO DO WITH IT?

 

PART FROM PARTING WITH THE DOSH IN THE PARTING OF WAYS?

say say:

 

https://su-sy-gy.tripod.com/pollretches/

the strategy game.

THE LORD TAKETH AWAY?
NAH! BUT ATTRIBUTED TO THE LORD!

The Lord Gave, and the Lord Hath Taken Away.

 

AND THE PATIENCE OF JOB?

STILL DID NOT GET THE JOB DONE!

AHA!

 

RUNNING FASTER AND FASTER

AND STILL RUINED BY THE SAME SPOT!

 

AND REDUCED TO RUBBLE IN THE SAME SPOT!

 

SO THAT IS ABOUT IT!

Globalization giveth — it was this democratization of finance that helped to power the global growth that lifted so many in India, China and Brazil out of poverty in recent decades. Globalization now taketh away — it was this democratization of finance that enabled the U.S. to infect the rest of the world with its toxic mortgages.

TOMMY FRIED MAN.

 

NOT EVEN THE TOMMY BAR OF THE BAR COUNCIL OF OLE BLIGHTY CAN SAY WHERE THE DOSH ENDED UP SLOSHING EXCEPT THAT NEITHER THE MONARCHY NOR THE PAPACY HAVE TO PART WITH THE PARISH BECAUSE THE FREE BOOZE SORT OF COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

 

OF TERROR BEING INSTILLED?

 

AT THE PAIN OF PARTING WAYS, NO WAY!

THAT'S THEIR WAY!

 

AS LONG AS THEY CAN RAKE IN THE MOOLAH THE RAKES CAN CONTINUE UNREFORMED AND UNREFORMABLE BECAUSE THE UN RELIEF FUND AND THE UN BRAND AMBASSADOR ...

ARE NOTHING IF NOT ABOUT FUNDS!

 

BEING SIPHONED OFF?

 

OFFCOURSE! OFF COURSE!

 

AS LONG AS FAKE MARRIAGES MADE IN THE MEDIA CAN ALSO RAKE IN THE MOOLAH........

 

THE COOL COOL COLLECTIONS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD...........

 

ARE IN NAME ONLY!

THE LORD'S LOADSTONE!

 

AH! THEY MUST BE STONED ON THE FREE BOOZE THEN..........

 

TO LET SO MUCH SIN ACCRUE SO MUCH THAT NOT EVEN JOB GETS TO RUE ABOUT WHAT WAS GIVEN AND THEN TAKEN..........

 

FOR GRANTED?

 

OH NO GOD NEVER MADE OUT TO THE GRANT TO MANKIND.

 

YAHWEH SAID: NO WAY. FIND YOUR OWN WAY! ON YOUR WAY! OUT!

ADAM AND AVA: LORD WE ARE SIMPLY GASPING FOR A CUPPA?

 

YAHWEH: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS ALL ABOUT? THE TEA PARTY? OR THE TEA POT CALLING THE KETTLE?

 

ADAM TO AVA: CAN YOU TAKE THE KETTLE OFF THE...........

 

SEE! THE GENDER DIVIDE AND DIVISION OF LABOUR LAWS ARE ALREADY BEING SNEAKED INTO EDEN. SO NO WAY WILL I HAVE A COMMISSION OF EQUALITY AND GENDER EQUATIONS TO CONTEND WITH NOR WILL I HAVE ANY e-quality on.............OUT!

AND THAT WAS IT.

 

THE GREAT FALL!

 

STUMPED!

 

"THUMP THE BENCHES

BACK TO FRONT TO BACK..."

 

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