SO MUCH FOR ET'S IN A TENT.
THE EXTRA-TERRITORIALS JUST LOOK LIKE EXTRAS IN A SET!
AND THE SETPIECE?
IS THE PERIOD COSTUME WHERE THE CUSTOM IS BEING COLLECTED BY...
COLLECT CALLS?
NE'ER MIND WHAT THEY CALL THE FIGURE HEADS IF THE FIGURE HEADS CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE HEADS FROM THE TALES
THEN.........
THE BIG BLUE WHALE...........
TWAS THE BIG WHITE WHALE!
MOB?
"THE MOB" GAVE 'EM THE JOB?
"THE MOB" GOT 'EM GOB SMACKED?
OH DEAR! THE MAFIA MUST BE RUNNING THE SHAM SHAMIANA THEN!
THE TENT HOUSE RENTALS ain't renting the air with cries of:
'Call me ISHMAEL.'
THEREIN HANGS A TALE!
AND AT C-CUBED, THE CAUCASIAN CONVERTED-CHRISTIAN CANNIBALS STIRRING THE CAULDRON OF THE 'CLASH OF
CIVILISATIONS' THEY AIN'T HAVING A POLITE CONVERSATION BY THE POT!
UH OH! THE POLLS THREW UP HALF-MOZZIES INTO POWER AS ET'S SO THAT THE REAL CLASH CAN REALIZE THE MOOLAH..........
WHILE SERVING THE MANGO FOOL......
IS FOOLING NO ONE!
SO, MINING MAFIA TO THE MOB IT IS THE SAME TRICKERY!
SLIPPING LIKE A FREUDIAN FRIGHT SHOWING UP, SEAMY SIDE UP, DOWN A VERY VERY SLIPPERY SLOPE!
AND WHAT ARE THEY SLIPPIN' INTO THE FARE?
AH! THE LINE GOETH:
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
CHEERS!
AND THE CONTENT?
NEVER MIND THE CON, THE TENT IS LIKE ENT!
TRANS-ILLUMINATION POSITIVE.
THROW IN LIGHT INTO ONE EAR AND IT GOES RIGHT OUT THE OTHER.
BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A BRAIN 'MINDING' IN BETWEEN!
WHICH IS WHY ALL BRAIN DRAIN ENDS UP THERE?
WHERE?
THAT'S IT!
WHEN YOU GET THERE, THERE IS NO THERE!
SO THERE!
Slavery and Salivatory can make salutations to the tres sale story [sale as in the frog's langue: filthy,
dirty, foul, horrible, terrible............
TWAS A SALE COUP?
TRES SOUS!
UN JOURNAL SOUS LE BRAS?
OH NO. IT SOUNDS SO LIKE IT BUT IT AIN'T VICTORIA'S SECRETS!
IT IS A JOURNAL UNDER THE ARM!
AH!
AN UNDERARM DELIVERY?
TO A JOURNAL?
WELL IT AIN'T IN THE JOURNAL WHAT THE SOUS CHEF SLIPPED INTO THE SOUP?
WAS THAT A COUP?
UN TRES SALE COUP?
A NASTY BLOW!
NO THE TABLOIDSEE NE'ER HAD A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT ON THAT BECAUSE THE FREE PRESS WAS BOUGHT OFF!
AND THE BIG BAGUETTE?
BAGGED INTO THE SAME ETIQUETTE!
OH THAT IS HOW IT IS THEN.
IF IT IS REAL "NEWS" IT IS SUFFOCATED FROM SUSPIRATION AT SOURCE.
AND THE USUAL SUSPECTS?
PROVIDE THE INSPIRATION?
FOR THE SUSPENDED ANIMATION?
OH THEY NEVER SUSPECTED THE ANIMATION STRIPTOON, NOT A DAY TOO SOON, BECAUSE, COMPUTER GRAPHICS SINCE BRITS
TWITS TIM DOUBLE BARRELED LEE SET UP THE SHOP HASN'T BEEN SUPPOSEDLY EARNING ROYALTIES!
BUT THE ENTIRE CONTENT IS BEING NICKED NONETHELESS?
WHICH IS THE POINT INNIT! TO HAVE IT AND NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!
TOUCHE!
TO PRETEND THE HAGGIS THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS THAT IS THE GEO graphic INFORMATION SYSTEM IS NOT SYSTEMATICALLY
NICKING IT, THEY CONNED ONTO THE IDEA THAT THE TIM DOUBLE BARRELED LEE WOULD LIGHT UP THE SPIRIT LAMP AT CERN......
AND BUNSEN'S BURNERS WOULD GET THE BUNNY OUT THAT RABBIT HOLE CALLED: ALICE!
A LIE? A LIES? WHAT A LOAD OF LIES!
BERNER'S-LEE AT CERN SAW AN OPPORTUNITY FROM THE WORLD WIDE WEB WEB-FOOTING IT'S WAY ROUND THE WORLD WITH
A WEB OF DECEIT THAT DOESN'T DELIVER A RECEIPT AND THE RECIPIENT...
WHAT ELSE?
BUT THE ROYAL RIP OFFS!
'OH WHAT A WEB WE WEAVE
WHEN WE FIRST SET TO DECIEVE.'
WELL WHEN SHAKESPEARE DID SET OFF TO THIEVE-- FROM WHO WAS IT-- FRANCIS BACON WHOSE ONLY LITTLE WORK UNDER
HIS OWN MONIKER WENT 'THE ADVANCEMENT OF LEARNING' HE NE'ER CAME TO GRIEVE OVER HOW THE WHOLE THING "LEAKED" AND GOT
TWEAKED INTO THE REDUCED SHAKESPEARE!
MORE POROUS THAN A COLANDER?
WELL CALL IT WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR COLA BUT THE LIEBERHAN COMMISSION REPORT "LEAKED" LIKE A COLANDER AND IT
AIN'T EVEN COLLECTING ONE TROPHY HEAD TO ROLL!
SO ASHWAMEDA?
IS NOT THE STORZA HORSE THAT LEONARDO DA VINCI NEVER GOT TO CAST IN BRONZE BECAUSE THE WRETCHED BRONZE GOT
SENT OFF BY HIS PATRON TO BE MADE INTO CANNON BALLS BUT YOU DON'T NEED A CRYSTAL BALL TO SAY THAT SINISTER SINGH WON'T BE
SENDING OVER SIKHS TO THEIR DEATH IN AFGHANISTAN EITHER BECAUSE HE AIN'T THE HEAD OF THIS COUNTRY EITHER!
ISN'T ALICE A COLLABORATION?
AT CERN IT IS A HEAVY ION DETECTOR!
NOT A HEAVIN' EYED DETECTIVE STARING AT THE LADDER ON MILLICENT'S TIGHTS!
SELF-REPAIRING ARE THEY?
OH NO. THAT IS NOT JUSTICE LIEBERHAN COMMISSION'S RECOMMENDATIONS TO REPAIR THE NATION AFTER THE SCHISM
OF RELIGION AND POLITICS GETS LADDERED!
IT IS PROFESSOR LIEBLER WHO IS NOT PROMISING THE TECHNOLOGY JUST YET BUT IN CASE THE PANTYHOSE IN AMERICA
GETS.........
UH OH!
SO NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY ARE "HIGHLIGHTING" IT JUST SO!!!
'STICKY ENDS' CAN STICK BACK TOGETHER?
WELL THAT' THE STICKY BIT. IT WOULD STILL SHOW THE STITCH LIKE A GLITCH AND THE GLISTENING HIGHLIGHT OF
IT IS THAT MILLICENT WOULD STILL BE BACK FOR THE RENT!
IS THAT A PUN OR IS THAT A PUN!
RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURIALS AIN'T NO DIFFERENT FROM RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURALS SO EVEN IF THE RENT RUNNING
UP THE LADDERED TIGHTS WERE RE-PAIRED INTO A PERFECT PAIR, THE SHAM AMITY OF THE TWO ET'S THAT IS EXTRA-TERRITORIALS SHARING
A TENT IS STILL CON!
AH THAT IS THE 'CONTENT' OF THE CON IN THE TENT?
WELL WHO COOKED UP THE CONTENT MUST BE CONTENT TO RE-EAT IT?
WITHOUT RE-HEATING IT?
WITHOUT REPEATING IT!
BECAUSE IF YOU SOW THE WIND YOU MUST BE PRE-PAID TO REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
SOW PRE-PAID?
AYE SO!
PORK BARREL POLITICS, TO PUT IT POLITELY IN POLITICALLY CORRECTED DICTION!
AND THOSE WHO PIG THEMSELVES IN POLITICS?
AIN'T BIG! JUST SOW!
IS THAT RHYMED WITH SOUS?
WELL, SOW IS:
"A channel that conducts molten iron to the molds in a pig bed."
AH THE MINES, THE IRON ORE MINES THAT HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN?
TO END THE distraction tactics of diversionary tactics beyond distraction so that the traction of bringing
the hand picked bunch of sows, 'channels that conduct molten money to the charities molded in the pigbed of pork barrel politics'
can be moulded like gilts!
AND THE GLITTERING GLOW OF THE GILTED SOWS.........
CAN SOW THE SAME?
WELL, FEMALE RESERVATIONS IN POLITICS ARE LIKE THAT ONLY!
SO WHEN THE SWINE, THAT IS THE MCP WHO LIKE MALE CHAUVINIST PIG IS BLOCKING THE CHANNELS OF THE MOLTEN
MONEY FROM MAKING IT'S WAY OVER TO THE PIG BED, THE GILTS ARE BROUGHT IN, TILL THEY BECOME SOWS AND ....
WHEN THEY SOW THE WINDUPCLOCK THEY MUST REAP IT AND REPEAT IT LIKE THE WALL TO WALL?
TO WALLOW IN THE SAME SWALLOW?
WELL ONE SWALLOW DOES NOT MAKE AN INDIAN SUMMER SO IT MUST SIMMER TILL THE SUM OF ALL THE SIM CARDS CAN
SUMMON UP THE TESTIMONY THAT THE TEST WAS NOT EVEN TESTIFYING AS TO WHERE THE MONEY..........
WHICH IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!
MONEY.
UNEARNED MONEY.
SWINE FLU.
THAT FLEW OUT FASTER THAN THE FLICK COULD SAY:
WHO FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NESTEGG?
WELL SINISTER SINGH AND HIS EVER SO SINISTER SIDEKICK MUST BE ABSOLUTELY CUCKOO!
POWER MAD?
ABSOLUTELY MAD!
M.A.D.
MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION?
WELL MUTTS MYTHOLOGY AIN'T ASSURING THEM EITHER SO THE ONE QUESTION NOBODY IS ASKING IS WHY ANYONE ELSE
MUST BE ELECTED IF THE INDIAN PRIME MINISTER NEED NEVER BE ELECTED?
AND THE ONE WHO SELECTED HIM SUPPOSEDLY...
SUPPOSEDLY BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD....
AND OPERATIVE BEING.......
THE OPERATIVE WORD!
AIN'T THEY "HOGGING" IT ALL?
WITHOUT LOGGING IT INTO
THE PORK BARREL OF POLITICS?
WELL THE HAGGIS THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS IS TAGGING IT ALL SO.....
THERE THEY GO!
THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO!
SO LIEBERHAN COMMISSION WENT EVER SO SLOW EVER SO SLOW TILL SINISTER SINGH WAS SUPPOSEDLY SENT OFF TO A
CON'TENT' AND NOT CONTENT WITH THE CON'TENT' HIS EVER SO SINISTER SIDEKICK IS KICKING OFF A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN IN YET
ONE MORE PIECE OF LAND GOING off into a piecemeal election after the CHIEF MINISTER was made as if he was pigging off the
iron ores like the one who was sent off by the crown's crooks channel into a fake funerary and the itinerary has his wifey
being sent into the same seat as his which goes to show how the ET'S THAT IS THE EXTRA-TERRITORIALS are eating up the NATIVES!
"PATTERNS
follow their own...
patterns
they fall into setpiece patterns
to fall a-PART to setpiece patterns
to fall apart to setpiece patterns."
SO IT WAS A SETPIECE PATTERN THAT SAW BABRI BEING RAZED TO THE GROUND BY COMPUTER GRAPHICS AND THEN THE
WTC SEVEN ALONGSIDE THE TWIN TOWERS IN BIG APPLE AND NOBODY YET ASKED THE TELEVISION CHANNELS WHO WAS ROLLING THE CAMERAS?
THAT IS THE ONE QUESTION THAT IS LIKE THE CAMEL'S HUMP!
WHO WAS CAPTURING IT ALL ON CAMERAS WHEN AND WHILE IT WAS 'HAPPENING' IN REAL-TIME?
"hatched!
To botch. True to form
shall strive as claimed
To set out to make an ASWA-MEDHA'S HEAD
TO Roll.
But will
end up 'designing' an uunt instead!
And
true to the glorious Indian Version too
Will end up 'describing' in verbose diarrhoea-LEASE
the
shape of the camel in 17 and a half volumes
leaving out it's most distinctive characteristic
that is the
HUMP!
THUMP!"
SO THUMPING BENCHES INSIDE THE TELEVISION STUDIOS
DON'T DO A THUMBS DOWN ON HOW THE THINGUMMIES THAT GOT THEIR THUMBS DOWN ON THE BUTTON WEREN'T AFTER ALL BUTTONED ON THE EVER
SO VITAL QUESTION!
SO JUSTICE LIEBERHAN COMMISSION SHORT OF HALF
A VOLUME CAN SHELVE THE SILLY SEVENTEEN VOLUME AND REDUCE THE VOLUME ON THE BELLOW HE LET OUT AT THE MEDIA:
"GET LOST!"
AYE SO BUT WHAT ABOUT "SOW PIG"?
WHAT ABOUT WHO IS "SUPPING" WITH THE PIGGERY-POKERY
OF PORK BARREL POLITICS?
WHEN THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!
SO THAT THE HAND PARTY CAN BECOME THE ONE PARTY
RULE IN INDIA WHILE IT HANDS IT ALL OVER TO THE FOREIGN HAND..........
AND AS FOR REIGN?
IT IS SO FOREIGN!
FEIGN? DID "FETCH
AND
CARRY"
COOK
UP
A
FETCHIN'
CURRY?
CURRYIN' FAVOUR
AIN'T COOKIN' UP
FLAVOUR!
FLAVA?
FELL OUT OF FAVOUR?
WELL RAVE REVIEWS ASIDE, THE FAVE FEW WHO
NE'ER CAST THEIR OWN OWN EYES NE'ER OWNED UP TO IT...
SO
WHAT STYLE IS FLAVA?
"WHAT'S YOUR FLAVA?"
ANSWER: SALIVA?
OH. UH OH. SAY "LIVE" ON THE SALE [fr: SAL] SHOW how pavlovian
conditioning it is, that no matter who is in power, the vada pav is still worth a trot at a tres rapide clip and not a rapid
clip down the very very slippery slope that does not ask the BEEB how it captured it all on cameras rolling while the disputed
structure was being rapidly razed to rubble!
OH AYE. RUB 'EM EYES ALL YA WILL THEY WON'T!
THE WIMPS, WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS JUST PRATTLE ON
AND ON ABOUT: FREE PRESS AND FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION BUT THEY CAN'T EXPRESS HOW THEY PRESSED THE LITTLE BUTTONS ON THE THINGUMMIES
TILL THEIR THUMBS GOT A THUMBS DOWN WITH ALL THE CALLOUSES THEY COLLECTED ON COLLECT CALLS AND AYE, THE TOTAL CALLOUSNESS
OF NOT CALLING THE CAMERAS INTO QUESTION IS THE ONLY QUESTION THAT ISN'T QUESTIONED!
