SPIT 'n' PULISH!

POLL-RETCHES

SPIT 'n' PULISH!

In the longest running feud between the HOLY SEE OF PAPACY AND THE TABLOIDSEE OF THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY over FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY, THE PROFITSEE is the MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME.

So when THE G-ATE summitry meets in ROME, the colloseum would have already raked in the moolah whereby the ROGERS SOLD A FOOTBALLER OF PORTUGUESE DESCENT [NEVER MIND THE GENEALOGY! OR HOW THE MONGREL TONGUE CAN'T SAY THE STUFF AS THE TABLOIDSEE STUFFS ITSELF SILLY OVER HOW THE FOOTBALLERS CAN PLAY MORE FOOTSEE [FOOT LOOSE AND FANCY FREE? GEE! DOES THE MADAM OF THE BROTHELS GET THE MAXIMUM EARNINGS? GEEZ! THE OLD GEEZERS DON'T GUZZLE THE GAS? GEEZ! THE COLD WAR HAS NOT GONE INTO FREEZE? OH? THE FRAME HAS GONE? INTO FREEZE FRAME? AH! FRAMES OF FIND? VERY FIENDISH INDEED! THE FRIENDLY FIRE WHEREBY THE ENGLISH CONSTITUTION SITS BY THE SPIT COOKING THE PORKBARREL OF POLITICS PIGGING AROUND THE PIGGERY POKERY WITH NOSEY PARKING NOT BEING A PROBLEM SO LONG AS THE PUNTERS PAY UP FOR THEIR PATCH IN PARADISE! IN PLASTIC? PAH! IT IS PLASTIC. THE WAY SINS CAN BE TRADED OFF!!!! NEVER MIND WHICH VERSION OF CHRISITIAN MORALITY ONE DOES THE CONFESSIONS TO! AS LONG AS THE PUNTERS PAY UP FOR THEIR PIECE OF PATCH IN PARADISE AND THEIR PISS MONEY? WELL YES, THAT'S FOR HERE! TEN P A PISS. TA VERY MUCH. THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH? OH DEAR. IS THAT TOO DEAR? NEVER MIND THE PUNTERS CAN BUY THEIR PIECE OF MIND WHEN THEY PIECE THE BITS OF THE MISSING MOTHER BLATHERING ALL ABOUT HER BABIES AND NOT TURNING UP THE FUNERAL BECAUSE NEITHER THE MOTHER NOR THE BABES EXIST BEYOND THE REALM OF THE TABLOIDSEE AND THE HOLY SEE CAN'T SET THE PROFITSEE TO RIGHTS BECAUSE HEY! THAT'S THE WAY THE GAME IS PLAYED WHERE THE PROFITSEE IS THE MONKEY OR RATHER THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME! WITH RINGTONES FROM THE SONGS OF GAGA? WHAT? THAT CYBORG HAS BOUGHT A PEERAGE? IS SHE ALREADY INTO HER DOTAGE? OH THE CORSETTED CROWD DOTE ON HER! DO THEY? WELL AS THEY SAY WHEN THE CORSETS PLAY THE GAME OF STICKING A 'SLOOP OF WAR' ATWEEN A NO NO NO NOT A PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR NO NO NO THAT'S A NO NO AS FAR AS THE PORTUGUESE WATER DOG CALLED BO CAN GO ONLY SO FAR DOWN A FAUX CORRIDOR OF POWER! POWER RUNNING ALONGSIDE A RUDDERLESS ROOTLESS POWERLESS PRESIDENCY BUT ATWEEN A CORVETTE [IS THAT TOO CLOSE TO COVET? OR COVERT? WELL NEVER MIND ATWEEN THAT CORVETTE AND YES THIS NOW WHAT'S THIS: NO NOT THIS AND THAT BUT YES TIS, THE GUN BOAT DIP LOW MERCY! LOR' 'AVE MERCY ON 'EM! WHEN THE MISSUS OF EVERY VIRTUAL PRESIDENT AND PREMIER DON'T MIX WITH THE ITALIAN MISSING MISSUS AND NOBODY MISSES 'EM AT ALL BECAUSE WELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO CAUSE! AS CAUSA CELEBRE CEREBRATING OVER A DECEBRATE BUNCH OF FRONTAL LOBOTOMIZED ATOMIZED BUNCH OF WANNABES PRETENDING THEY "GOT THE POWER" TO PICK UP THIS OR THAT FULL FRONTAL CYBORG AND WALK DOWN THE AISLE WHEN WHAT AILS {YES IT DOES SO SOUND THE SAME BUT DOES WHITE NOISE MAKE SOUND SENSE? WHEN IT IS SUCH NONSENSE? WHAT? THAT'S WHAT! DARK ENERGY DON'T EXIST! AFTER ALL! AH!} ] POLITICS IS NOT THE PROBLEM OF THE 'PERSONAL IS POLITICAL' OR EVEN VICE REVERSA YES VICE AS IN SIN AND NOT AS IN DIP TEA HAVING AN ENGLISH EARL'S GREY WHILE THE HEAD IS NODDING HEADS WITH NODDING HEADS AND SO ON ALL THE WAY TO THE HEADLESS CHICKEN HEADING AROUND EXACTLY LIKE HEADLESS CHICKEN CHICKENING OUT AT EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT THE COST OF CHICKENFEED AND PICKING UP CHICKS CHIC OR NOT SO CHIC AND YES THE FLICKS CAPTURE THEM PLASTERED AROUND MONUMENTS AROUND EGYPT AND AZTEC AND TALK AS MUCH AS THE TABLOIDSEE TECHNOLOGY MIGHT IT AIN'T ABOUT MIGHT IS RIGHT!

AND AS THE SLAVERY AND THE BABARITY OF BODIES BEING BOUGHT AND SOLD IN FOOTBALL STADIUMS AND BASKETBALL STADIUMS AND THE BEVY OF BELLES FROM RIP OFF REPUBLICS OF THE OLE SOVIET SPREAD OF COMMIELAND, THE COMIC RELIEF IS NOT HOW OBAMA WAS TALKING GRAND TO THE TRUNCATED RUSSIA ABOUT HOW AMERICA HAD REACHED IT'S PINNACLE OF ENLIGHTMENT AS MANAGED BY THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT OFCOURSE WHEREBY THE GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES GRABBED POWER BY PUTTING UP THE TROIKA OF CLINTON AND CLINTON AND THE CYBORG INTO THE TRIPLICATE OF POWER BY SUBTERFUGE AND SOUGHT NO REFUGE IN THE REFUGEE STATUS OF THE ET'S THAT IS THE EXTRA-TERRITORIAL HAVING A PHISSING EXPEDITION ACCOUNT SIPHONED OFF FROM SO MANY OFFSHORES, WITHOUT ACCOUNTING, AND YES, THE CYBERSPACE DOES NOT SHARE SPACE WITH THE CRIMINALITY OF IT ALL BECAUSE CLINTON ALREADY GOT HER FIRST MEGA FOREIGN SECY SHOW OF DIP LOW MERCY BY LYING LOW AND CALLING FOR CONCERN OVER CHINA'S HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD OVER UIGHUR!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

IF THOSE FAKE FOOTAGES ARE FROM UIGHUR THEN THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY MIGHT AS WELL BE MARRIED TO GREEK!

WHICH IS HOW IT IS A COMPLETE MYTHOOGY!

NOT IN GREEK BUT IN ENGLISH AS HOW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND MUST BE MARRIED TO AN ANGLICAN AND IF A MINOR ROYALTY FROM GREEK SHRAPNEL ISLANDS ACTUALLY BELONGS TO THE SECT OF ANGLICAN TO PLAY SUITOR TO THE FUTURE QUEEN OF OLE BLIGHTY THEN WHY LORD MOUNTBATTEN MUST BE BEATEN OUT OF HOLDING INDIA AS THE LAST VICEADMIRALITY!

WHICH IS ADMIRABLY HOW CLOSE IT IS TO FICTION BECAUSE LORD MOUNTBATTEN SUPPOSEDLY ROGERED THE MEETING BETWEEN THE MINOR GREEK ROYALTY WHO SHOCKINGLY WAS OF THE SAME ANGLICAN SECT OF CHRISTIANITY THAT IS WANTED BY THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY TO FIT THE ROYAL BILL TO A 'T' SO YES THEY TEED OFF AS THEY SAY IN TIGER WOODSY AND NO THEY DID NOT MISS THE WOODS FOR THE TREES BECAUSE THE FAMILY TREE HAS GROWN TO HAVE THE THIRD IN LINE TO THE THRONE PLAY A 'MR AND MRS. SMITH SHAM MARRIAGE' FAKE REGISTRY SIGNATUROLOGY TO HAVE SOME ROMAN TICK MOMENTS WITH HIS MIDDLECLASS MESSMATE AND AS IF THE MESS WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE THE PAPA, THE HEAD PAPA OF THE PAPACY WITH THE HOLY SEE FROTH WITH BRIMSTONE AND FIRE TO SET THEM ON THE MARCH STRAIGHT TO THE ALTAR, THEY CHOSE ALTERNATIVE INSTEAD AND ARE ALREADY HUNTING FOR A LOVENEST IN AMERICA!

WELL THE NON-RESIDENT STATUS MUST GIVE THEM A HUGE HEAVE HO OVER TAXATIONS THOUGH THE HEIR TO THE THRONE WON'T HAVE TO SUFFER THAT OR MAY HAVE TO SUFFER THAT IN THE TABLOIDSEE TO SEE HOW THEY WERE 'MODERISING' TO SUIT THE MOODS OF THE MODERN PUBLIC OF OLE BLIGHTY AND SO ON, BUT WHY HAS "MORALITY" MOVED FROM THE MONARCHY AND THE PAPACY TO THE PAPERS?

THAT IS THE QUESTION.

IF THE PAPACY AND THE MONARCHY CAN NEITHER PRACTICE POLITICS NOR PREACH CHRISTIANITY IN EITHER SECTS OF THE DICHOTOMY OF DIVIDE AND RULE OVER THE DIVIDENDS OF THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OVER FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY, THEN SHOULD THE PETTY POLITICIANS GATHERED IN ROME AT THE G-ATE SUMMITRY BE CALLED:

WORLD LEADERS?

FORGET FEET OF CLAY AND A PLASTICENE PRESIDENT, FORGET THE PILTDOWN MAN AND FRAUDS IN SCIENCE PLAYED FROM EINSTEIN TO CHARLES DARWIN OR HOW THE DOUBLY PHONEY ANGLO-SAXONY CAN STILL PLAY WIN-WIN WHEN THEY RUN THE CONSTITUTION ON WINE "IN AFTER DINNER CONVERSATIONS OVER WINE", BUT HOW DO THESE PETTY POLITICIANS PUT INTO THEIR PLACES BY THE HOLYSEE OF THE PAPACY AND THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY MAKE THEM SO MIGHTY AS TO BE CALLED:

WORLD LEADERS?

AND THE PROFITSEE [PLAYING FOOTSIE?] LIKE THE MONKEY SORRY THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE PIGGY BANK, DOESN'T SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT THE MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA HAS CALLED FOR REFORMS OF THE UNITED NATIONS TO HAVE INDIA SEATED IN THE SECURITY COUNCIL WHERE THE PEE FIES, THAT IS THE SAME PISSERS WHO WON THEIR FIVERS FROM NUCLEAR WAGERS NOT WAIVERS AND YES WAIVERS WHO SLAMMED THE DOORS SHUT AFTER THEMSELVES MUST INVITE HIM IN?

BECAUSE THE PROFITSEE DOES NOT WRITE THE SAME RUBBISH OUT THERE THAT IT HAS THE BRITS TWITS WRITE OUT HIDING BEHIND BENAMI BYLINES BOUGHT OFF BUGGERS BYGONE AEONS AGO!

AND THAT IS THE POINT.

IF THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF ARMED FORCES IS LIVING A SHAM LIFE, THEN SURELY THE RANKS OF THE BRASS CAN'T BE LEFT FAR BEHIND?

WELL, WHICH IS WHY HISTORY STILL SITS ON THE LOVING LETTERS WRITTEN BETWEEN NEHRU AND MOUNTBATTEN AND THE CHRISTIE OR SOTHEBY'S AUCTION DON'T COME ACROSS A SCRAP OF IT!

BECAUSE WHICH MOUNTBATTEN?

THAT IS THE QUESTION!

AND MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH IS STILL PLAYING PEEK A BOO OVER THAT BOOK THAT MOUNTBATTEN'S DAUGHTER DID NOT WRITE ABOUT!

WHEN SHE WAS ALREADY A SENIOR CITIZEN?

ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS BUT A YOUNG TEEN?

HA HA HA!

SO WHILE THE ROGERS REWRITTEN HISTORY WRITES NEW LOVE LETTERS AND BACKDATES THEM WITH CARBON AUTHENTICATION FROM SWISS GOADHERDS, GOD HASN'T HEARD A WORD ABOUT HOW THE MONEY COLLECTED FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY HASN'T TO THIS DATE REACHED THE HOUSE OF TRINITY!

NOT EVEN A TRIPLICATE CARBON COPY OF A CARBON COPY OF IT, NE'ER MIND THE CARBON DATING!

SO OBAMA CONTINUING WITH HIS TIRADE AFTER THE TRADE OFF TO CUT OFF NUCLEAR STOCKPILES AS A TREATY IF THE RUSSIANS GIVE HIM THE TREAT OF RUNNING A TIRADE AGAINST THE PERSIANS AND THE KOREANS NO NOT ALL TWO CARBON COPIES OF KORES BUT NORTH KOREA WILL DO TO PASSIFY PASSIFIST JAPAN FROM ACQUIRING NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY TO RUN OFF THE SAMURAI SWORD OVER SAM, UNCLE SAM QUAKING IN HIS QUAKER'S ROOTS OVER HOW THE ROOTLESS RUDDERLESS PLASTICENE PRESIDENT PROPPED UP BY CLINTON AND CLINTON HAVING A LONG TERM INVESTMENT IN THEMSELVES FOR THEMSELVES TO KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES GIVE OR TAKE A CYBORG AND HIS SIDEKICK, THEY WOULD TAKE CRUMBS AND SIT HUMBLY AT THE SIDE TABLE NOT EVEN TALKING DOWN TO THE CHINESE WHOSE PREMIER SUDDENLY grew a thin skin and rushed back to deal with the crisis in UIGHUR, SORRY IN XINJIANG, when the fake footage captured in AMERICA'S LAUNDRY LANES, [YES THE DRY CLEANERS AND THE TUMBLE DRIERS!] CLEARLY SHOW THEY ARE FAKE BECAUSE UIGHURS BOYS NOT GIRLS, HAVE NEAT LITTLE RED BINDI MARKS PUT ON THEIR FOREHEADS! AND THAT IS THE DEAD GIVEAWAY THAT THEY AIN'T EVEN WEARING A MAO TYPE MILITARY BRASS GET UP LET ALONE SPORTING THAT WONDERFULLY ROUND SMALL RED DOT BINDI, THE BOYS THAT IS, FROM THE MOSLEM RELIGION THAT IS, WEARING A BINDI IN XINJIANG WHICH IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY THAT THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT HAS OUTSOURCED THE SOURCING OF THE ARCHIVES TO REUTERS IN BANGALORE NOW CALLED BENGALURU SO THE RIOTOUS RIP OFF CHANGING ALL THE NAME PLATES AND NAME BOARDS AND RUNNING FULL PAGE ADVERTS CAN RETURN THE LOOT TO THE ROGERS WHO RAKE IN THE MOOLAH, AND YES, THE CHINESE PREMIER RUSHED BACK AS IF HE SUDDENLY TURNED CHINA AS IN PORCELEIN, AS PRECIOUS AND PERSPICASCIENT AND SENSITIVE AS A FINE PIECE OF PORCELEIN CALLED:

CHINA!

AND AS IF CLINTON IS IN SUDDEN EMPATHY WITH HU JINTAO SHE FOUND HERSELF TONGUE TIED AS TO HOW TIE HIM DOWN TO A HORRENDOUS HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD THAT STRETCHED FROM UIGHUR TO TIBET!

AHA! DEJA VU. CLINTON THE MAN THAT WAS IMPEACHED AS PRESIDENT BY THE AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENT?

SANS RETRENCHMENT!

THAT IS THE POINT.

THEY WERE RETURNED SO THAT THE BLACKMAIL CAN CONTINUE!

SO IF THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE ARMED FORCES, CAN BE BLACKMAILED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND STILL REGAINS THE SAME PATCH OF PATCHWORK QUILT TO WORK ON AS THEY WILTED ON THEIR WAY TO, CAN THE ARMY BRASS BE LEFT FAR BEHIND?

IT WOULD NOT BE "EQUALITY OF OUTCOMES" TO BOW AND SCRAPE BEFORE SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN BY THE HIGHEST ESTABLISHMENTS OF ETIQUETTE NEVER MIND THE ETHICS TO HAVE IT SO.

WHICH IS HOW MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH, WOULD HAVE IT JUST SO!

SO THE AMERICAN BRASS CAN BE BLACKMAILED!

BY THREATS OF BEING BLACKLISTED BY THE TABLOIDSEE.

AND THE HOLYSEE OF THE PAPACY IS THREATENED BY SUITS WHERE THE POPE WILL HAVE TO APPEAR IN PERSON!

AND NEVER MIND THE PERSON IN OFFICE OF THE OFFICE OF THE PAPACY AND THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY, THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OVER FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY STILL TURNS TO NO NO NO NOT TO THE VOICE OF PROPHECY A NON-PROFIT ORGANISATION BUT TO THE VOICEOVER OF PROFITSEE TO SEE TO IT THAT NO CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF HAS EVER BEEN DIVORCED!

SO IT WASN'T SOMEONE BUT ONE CALLED TURNER, NO NO NO, NOT TURNER TOMMORROW AWARDS THAT MARRIED THAT AEROBICS TOOTHSOME, WHAT'S HER FACE, JANET JACKASS OR SOMETHING, BUT GRAHAM TURNER WHO IN HIS STUDY OF FORCES CHIEF WAS FORCED TO ADMIT THAT IN OLE BLIGHTY THERE HAS NOT BEEN A DIVORCED CHEIF OF STAFF. EVER.

WHILE IT WAS THAT DOUBLE BARRELED MONTGOMERY-MASSINGBORD SUPPOSEDLY ROGERED BY HISTORY TO BE ONE OF THE WORST CHEIF OF THE IMPERIAL GENERAL STAFF EVER, WHO WANTED TO HAVE THE DIVORCED OFFICERS FORCIBLY [NO DON'T LAUGH FORCIBLY! NO SORRY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN: FORCEFULLY! WITH A BELLYFULL OF LAUGHTER AT THIS BELLY COZY WITTY! ] RETIRED!

RETIRED?

YES. NOT COMPULSORILY RETRENCHED WHICH WOULD MEAN THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY WOULD HAVE TO TAKE DIRECT RESPONSIBILITY BY THE CROWN TO HAVE THE PUNTER DISMISSED FROM SERVICE WHILE THEY HAVE NO SUCH OBLIGATION, [NOBLESSE OBLIGE? NO BLESS THEIR 'SIR' WIELDING SWORDS THEY CAN AFFORD TO SPARE THEMSELVES FROM FREEING THEMSELVES AWAY FROM THE FREE BOOZE SO THEY CAN JUST TURN ON THE TABLOIDSEE TO SEE THE HOLY SEE IN COURT OVER CASES THE CATHOLICS DON'T SETTLE WITHIN THEIR OWN CLERGY!] TO FOLLOW SUIT!

SO THE DIVORCED OFFICERS WILL NOT BE DISHONOURABLY DISCHARGED AND DISMISSED FROM DUTY IF THEY ARE DIVORCED BUT WILL BE COMPULSORILY RETIRED!

AND THAT WAS THE DOUBLE BARRELED MONT-GOMERY-MASSINGBERD'S PRESCRIPTION TO PROSCRIBE THE ARMY FROM BEING FAR FROM PURE AS A PURITAN?

WELL YES. SO THEY ARE NOT SUBJECT TO FRAGGING!

THEY CAN BE "FRAMED"?

BY THE FREE PRESS?

WAH RE WAH!

YEAH!

WAR! EH WAR!

SO WHILE THE MILITARY BRASS PRACTICE SPIT AND POLISH OVER WHO THEY WINE AND DINE WITH AT THE MILITARY MESS THE MESS OF WARS WILL HAVE..........

YES?

WHO WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS?

THE ONES WHO MAKE THE MESS MUST CLEAN AND AND CLEAR UP AFTER THEMSELVES!

WITHOUT LET UP!

SO THE CLINTONS POST THE BAMIYA BUDDHA BLASTS ARE BACK LIKE A BLAST FROM THE PAST AND THE BALLAST FROM THE CYBORG HASN'T GONE BEYOND THE PLASTICENE SCENE SCENE LAST TIME ROUND1

ROUND AFTER ROUND AFTER ROUND?

ROUNDLY TROUNCED IN ELECTIONS THEY RETURN?

WELL THE INDIAN PREMIER IS ONE UP BECAUSE HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO BOTHER TO LIFT UP HIS PLASTERED BUM TO THE SEAT OF POWER BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN PLASTERED FROM THE TIME HIS SEAT OF PANTS HAS BEEN PLASTERED TO THE SEAT OF HIS SEAT AND HE CAN ONLY GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AT EVERY G-ATE SUMMITRY:

BLASTING WORLD LEADERS FOR THE ECONOMIC MESS AND YES?

HAVE INDIA BE SEATED AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL?

YES?

YES BECAUSE INDIA IS NOW A NUCLEAR WEAPONS STATE?

YES?

YES. BUSH HAS SUPPOSEDLY SAID SO. NOT IN SO MANY WORDS BUT ADMITTED AS MUCH IN HIS JULY 2005 TREATY OVER THE INDO-U.S. CIVIL NUCLEAR DEAL THAT INDIA DESERVES A DEAL BECAUSE SHE IS A RECOGNISED NUCLEAR RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN IN THE COMITY OF WORLD WHICH IS REALLY COMIC SANS RELIEF TO THE ROGERS FUND OF RED NOSES BECAUSE IT WAS THEY WHO WROTE THAT RUBBISH!

AH BRITISH RUBBISH.

AND THEY NEVER RUBBISHED THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY WERE RUBBING THEIR HANDS IN GLEE AS HOW THE GOLDEN STANDARD THAT IS THE STERLING WOULD WING IT BACK TO OLE BLIGHTY?

FLIGHT OF FANTASY IS LIKE ONLY.

SO FORGET FRAGMENTATION GRENADES CALLED FRAGGING BY THE AMERICAN BRASS, RETURN TO BRASS TACKS OF CRASS POLITICS AND SEE HOW CRASS IT IS................

THAT THE GRASS GROWS TALL?

AND THE COWS COME HOME?

AND STILL THEY DON'T SEE....................

HOW COMIC THEY ARE.......................

AHA!

THAT THEY ARE STILL SITTING ON THAT PILE OF NEHRU TO MOUNTBATTEN DAILY MAIL BLAMING THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI FOR ACTING COY OVER IT AND YES AS IF THAT WOULD PASS AS A DECOY THERE IS THE DECOCTION VERSION OF DECAFFIENATED DECADENCE WHEREBY IT IS NOT THE QUESTION OF RIGHT OF DISSENT BUT TO QUESTION THE RIGHT TO ASCENT!

OF EVERY FAUX DOUBLE BARRELED FAKE DYNASTY OF THE NEHRU-GANDHI FAMILY TO POWER WHEN IT IS NOT EVEN CLEAR HOW A MINOR GREEK ROYALTY OWED HIS CHRISTIANITY TO THE ANGLICAN SECT WHEN HE HAD NOT A WORD OF ENGLISH ON HIM TILL HE TURNED FOURTEEN THE REST AS THEY SAY IS A FORTUNE!

NOT FORTUNE READING BY MOUNTBATTEN BUT, AS HOW THE ROUTES OF THE ROULETTES OF FORTUNE PLAY THE SAME TUNE?

AS HOW, THE DAUGHTER OF MOUNTBATTEN WHO WROTE THAT BATTY MEMOIR OF HER PAPA'S LAST VICEADMIRALITY DID NOT MENTION THE MORALITY OF IT AFTER ALL?

THE MENAGE A TROIS?

QUOI?

THAT IS THE POINT.

IT WAS LONG PAST THE POINT.

GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE MAHABHARATA, VEDA VYASA MAHA MUNI WAS SUMMONED BY HIS MOMMY, [how she begat him is a beauty! it was from a non-liason!] who was then married to the KING who was married earlier to the mother of BHISMA WHO WAS NOT THEN BHISMA BUT WAS DEVABRATTA OR SOME SUCH NOT ARYABHATTA BUT ARYA WHO WAS NOT A HITLER'S RACE ISSUE BUT HE WOULD NOT RAISE AN ISSUE WHEN HIS MOTHER COMMANDS OF HIM TO DO SO, NOT HIS BIRTH MOTHER MARRIED TO HIS BIRTH FATHER BUT HIS STEP MOTHER MARRIED TO HIS BIRTH FATHER WHO WHEN WOOING THE LISSOM LASS SATYAVATI WAS SHE, HAD HER FATHER MAKE AN ISSUE OF THIS ISSUE OF THE KING, WHEN THE SON THAT WAS DEVABRATTA OR SOME SUCH BUT NOT ARYABHATTA BUT ARYA WHO SWORE AND TOOK A BHISMA SHAPATAM THAT HE WOULD NOT MARRY BUT WHEN IT WAS POINTED OUT THAT HE COULD STILL HAVE AN ILLEGIT ILLBEGAT HE BEGGED OFF THAT PREMISE AS WELL WHEN HE FORESWORE TO REMAIN A CELIBATE ALL HIS LIFE SO WHEN SATYAVATI ASKED OF HIM THE SERVICES TO LET THE KINGDOM HAVE A LINE, HE THREW BACK THAT VERY LINE BACK AT HER AND SHE SUDDENLY REMEMBERING HER OTHER SON, VYASA MAHA MUNI SUMMONED HIM TO COME AND SERVE AS:

SPERM DONOR?

WELL YES, HE COMES DOWN FROM HIS MOUNTAIN, STINKING TO THE HIGH HEAVENS BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT UP IN PENANCE AND MEDITATION WITHOUT PERFORMING HIS DAILY ABLUTIONS AND WHEN HE GOES TO THE FIRST ONE'S SPOUSE, SHE CLOSES HER EYES AND THE SON BORN OF THAT BECOMES DHRITARASHTRA THE BLIND KING THAT BEGAT THE KAURAVAS, AND THE OTHER ONE BEARS THE PANDUS BECAUSE SHE TURNS PALE AND THE ONLY ONE IN THE TRIPLICATE WHO DID NOT MAKE AN ISSUE OUT OF PERSONAL HYGENICS BEGETS THE WONDERFULLY BRILLIANT VIDURA WHO THOUGH COULD NOT ASCEND TO THE THRONE BECAUSE HE WAS BEGAT BY A LOWLY MAID!

LADY IN WAITING?

MAID AS IN MADE TO ORDER!

AH!

SO THE MEDIA MADE OF MAIDA CAN TAKE A HOP [IS THAT A CHOP?], SKIP AND JUMP OFF THE HIGHWAY OF MORALITY PLAYS AND MORES FOR POLITICIANS PETTY POLITICIANS PUT IN THEIR PLACES BY THE HOLY SEE OF THE PAPACY AND THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY HAVING A TRADE OFF TO KEEP THE SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS IN EUROPE AND THEIR OFFSHORES INTACT!

IN FACT NOT A PIE, NAY NOT A PENNY, NAY NOT A LIRA HAS BEEN MADE OVER TO THE HOUSE OF TRINITY IN ALL THE TIME THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OVER FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY HAS BEEN GOING ON.......AND ON...........AND ON......................AND ON.........

SO THE TRADE OFF OF THE BODY AND FOOTPARTS INSURED OF THE FOOTBALLER SOLD FROM MANCHESTER UNITED TO REAL MADRID IS NOTHING SHORT OF:

SLAVERY!

HIGH PRICED

HIGH STAKES

WHATEVER IT TAKES

SLAVERY!

THE TABLOIDSEE MAY SALIVATE BUT THE HOLYSEE WILL NOT SALVATE!

BECAUSE.......

BECAUSE THE VOICEOVER OF PROFITSEE IS PLAYING THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME!

SO THE PETTY POLITICIANS PRETENDING TO THEIR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ON THE FAKE FOOTAGES CAN CONTINUE TO PLAY OVER THE SAME FOOTAGES INTO THEIR VERY DOTAGES BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO LET UP!

THEY WILL BE LOCKED UP IN THE HIGHEST SECURITY PRISONS OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY OF INDIA ON COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS SOLD ON COMPASSIONATE GROUNDS TO THEIR KITH AND KIN AND NOT A PAISA WILL BE RETURNED FROM THE KITTY OUT THERE!

SO THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI WILL BE THE DECOY AND PRETEND TO PLAY COY BUT BOY OH BOY WHICH MOUNTBATTEN WAS IT REALLY?

SURELY NOT THAT BATTY ONE?

SHE COULD NOT BAT FOR THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SET COULD SHE?

COULD SHE?

PLAY A SET OF TENNIS?

OH TEN ISH. FROM TEN DOWNING STREET TO TEN JANPATH THEY AIN'T TELLING!

WHICH IS HOW TELLING IT IS!

WITHOUT THE TELLING!!!!!!

THE TELLTALE JEWEL IN THE CROWN?

DROWNED?

IN 'AFTERDINNER CONVERSATION OVER WINE'?

WAH RE WAH!

IN REVERSE?

IN VICE REVERSE?

HAW er HAW!

AND HOW!

WHA'?

jowl to jowl?

howl?

oh a howler!

for howling out loud how low it has gotten, it is a gaffe [no e? it is a gaff] from fore to aft trying to do the BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES ON A SINGLE SALE?

OH! A SINGLE SAIL.

WELL FOR WAILING OUT LOUD, THAT'S WHAT A 'SLOOP OF WAR' IS LIKE. A STUFF STUFFED ATWEEN A CORVETTE NOT EVEN JIM CORBETT WOULD COVET OR CONVERT INTO BRITS TWITS ENGLISH AND YES THEY CAN LANGUISH MUCH AS THEY SHARE THEIR ANGUISH OVER THE DEATH OF SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH IN THE AMERICAN SPANGLISH, IF THEY WISH, BUT THE GUN BOAT DIP LOW MERCY, LOR' 'AVE MERCY ON 'EM HAVING TO DEAL WITH CLINTON GENDER BARGAIN BASEMENT BEING NO BRITISH GAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN, IS JUST THAT!

A CHEAPSKATES?

STATISTIC?

WHEN THE CYBORG CAN'T EVEN PULL OUT A FAST ONE ON PUTIN PUTTING IT ON?

ABOUT HOW HE TURNED INTO RASPUTIN?

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOSING MACHINE.........

NAH! HE HAS BEEN DEMOTED DOWN TO PRIME MINISTER BUT .........

THEY ARE STILL AROUND AREN'T THEY?

CLINTON

PUTIN

BERLUSCONI

MAN MOHAN SINGH

DOING THE SAME DITTY?

INDIA MUST BE RECOGNISED AS A SUPERPOWER.........

OH DEAR HOW THEY DO HOVER DON'T THEY?

AIN'T THEY CUCKOO?

OR........

WAS MOUNTBATTEN:

CUCKOLD!

AHA!

BECAUSE HE DID NOT SCOLD HIS WIFE FOR HER .......

FANCY THAT!

IT WAS THAT FANCY!

AFTER A FASHION?

AFTER A FASHION IT WASN'T REALLY MENAGE A TROIS BECAUSE THE FOIS GRAS WAS THAT GROSS!

GROSSING IT FOR THE ROGERS RAKING THE MOOLAH?

MAIS OUI

MAIS OUI

WHEN MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH SENT THE MOST RELIABLE SWIFTBOATER, NOR A GUN BOATER, NOT A COVETTER, NOT A CATHOLIC COVERTED, NOT EVEN A SLOOP OF WAR BUT STOOPED TO TAKE MOUNTBATTEN OUT, THEY BLAMED IT ON:

IRISH COFFEE?

GEE! THE TABLOIDSEE BLAMED IT ON IRISH COFFEE?

REALLY?

NOT REALLY.

BUT ROGERED HISTORY EVEN IF WRITTEN BY ARNIE NOT SWASHBUCKLING CZECH SOMETHING GOVERNOR OF NOW IN THE RED CALIFORNIA, BUT TONYBEE OR SOME OTHER BUMBEE OR BUNGLING BEE OR HUMBUG BEE IS LIKE THAT ONLY!

NOT REALLY.

NOT FOR REAL!

SO MILLICENT BUMPED OFF MOUNTBATTEN?

AND THE GRIST TO THE RUMOUR MILL HASN'T LOST OUT ON THE RUM?

NOT EVEN THE DRUM OF PORK BARREL OF POLITICS PLAYING THE SAME BAG OF DIRTY TRICKERY DEPART MENTALS OVER THE DEPARTED BECAUSE THEN THEY DID A BENAMI BETI KA MEMOIR AND BLAMED IT ON HIS DAUGHTER!

INTO HER DOTAGE!

OH YES. SO THEY COULD SELL THE NUCLEAR CIVIL DEAL BETWEEN INDIA AND UNITED STATES WHERE SENATOR CLINTON AND SENATOR OBAMA BOTH VOTED IN FAVOUR OF IT AND THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI PLAYING THE GAME OF DECOY PLAYED COY AND...

THE TOY IS HERE?

OH NO!

NOT EVEN TROY SAW THE TROJAN HORSE FOR WHAT IT WAS!

A VERY UGLY UNDERBELLY BELCHING OUT CASUS BELLI?

BAH! BUT OFCOURSE! PARSING FOR THE COARSE THAT WAS HOW COARSE IT GOT. AND NO THE NUKE DEAL AIN'T GOING TO DELIVER ANYTHING BECAUSE IT AIN'T NUFFIN MUCH LESS THAN MUCH ADO 'BOUT NUFFIN AND NE'ER MIND THE BLUEBERRY MUFFIN THE ENTIRE BUREAUCRACY IN BOTH COUNTRIES HAS BEEN DRIVEN CRAZY ON HOW TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

A SINGLE LIGHT BULB?

NOT BY SINGH SINGLEHANDEDLY IN A DO OR DIE YOU CAN'T DITCH ME PITCH MAKING A PITCH FOR THE BULLYPITY POSITION BUT YES, HOW MANY BUREAUCRATS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A SINGLE LIGHT BULB?

FIFTY FOUR!

ONE TO NOT DO IT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT, AND FIFTY THREE TO DO THE PAPER WORK AS TO WHY IT CAN'T BE DONE!

OH WHAT FUN!

WHICH IS EXACTLY THE NUMBER OF MILLIONS AMERICA GOT MILKED FOR WHEN THEY BOUGHT OFF THE REMAINDERED BUNCH OF FLORIDA BASED CUBANS WHO BLEW THE OPERATION NICKNAMED:

BAY OF PIGS!

WHICH IS WHY POLITICS BETWEEN CAPITALISM AND COMMUNISM IS LIKE A SCHISM SHARING THE SPOILS WITH THE ROGERS?

OR RATHER LIKE BEING ROGERED BY THE ROGERS SO THEY CAN RAKE IN THE MOOLAH FROM EVERY MOOLA!

AH! COOL BRITANNIA.

IS THAT A COOL COLLECTION?

OR IS THAT A COLD FREEZER OVER THE SAME OLE GEEZERS THAT GOT A HEAVE UP WITH THE COLD WAR?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH

IS THAT CALLED:

GREAT BRITAIN?

WAH RE WAH

IN REVERSE

IN VICE REVERSE

THE VICE LIKE GRIP WILL NOT LOSE IT'S GRIP!

OR GO DOWN THE LANE WITH AN EGO TRIP?

HAW er HAW!

GOOD FOR A GOOD OLE GUFFAW, THE STOCK AND HAWK OF IT IS THAT THEY AIN'T EVEN ALLOWED A LET OFF!

NAH!

THEY AIN'T LET LOOSE. WIN LIKE THE CYBORG OR LOSE LIKE CLINTON THEY WILL STILL HAVE TO GO ON THE SAME ANGLER'S PHISSING EXPEDITION!

AH! AND SINGH HAVING NEITHER STOOD NOR WON, IS THERE TO STAND AND SERVE AT THE G-ATE AND CLEAN UP THEIR PLATES AFTER THEY PIGGED THEMSELVES, ABOUT HOW INDIA IS NOW A SUPERPOWER AND DESERVES DEMOCRATIZATION OF THE UNITED NATIONS TO HAVE HER SEATED AT THE HIGH TABLE AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

BECAUSE OF BEING A NUCLEAR WEAPONS STATE?

EVEN IF IT WEREN'T STATED IN SO MANY WORDS EXPLICITLY EITHER BY BUSH OR SENATOR OBAMA AND SENATOR CLINTON IN SO MANY WORDS FROM THE HYDE ACT TO THE 1,2,3, AGREEMENT MENON DID NOT MINCE HIS WORDLESS WONDER AS HOW INDIA MUST STILL HAVE SARAN STICKING AROUND.

HE SAID THAT?

NEVER! BUT NOBODY SAID INDIA MUST HAVE ONE MALAYALEE MIDDLING GIVING WAY TO ANOTHER AND YET ANOTHER MALAYALEE MIDDLING EITHER.

NOT FROM THAT OTHER MENON THAT BORED THE PANTS OF THE PUNTERS IN THE UNITED NATIONS WITH HIS BORING FIFTY FOUR HOUR SPEECH DONE OFF THE CUFF AND OFF THE COFFEE CANISTERS [NOT IRISH COFFEE WHICH IS A NO-NO!] TO THIS MENON GIVING WAY TO A WOMAN MALAYALEE!

WHEN NOT ONE WORD ON THE INDO-CHINA WAR IS MADE PUBLIC AS HOW NEHRU DIED OF A BROKEN HEART BECAUSE CHINA WENT BACK ON IT'S WORD AND HOW HE TOOK TWO AND ODD MONTHS LONG TO DIE OF A BROKEN HEART!

WHEN THE REALITY IS THAT...............

THAT IS THE POINT.

THE MUSSOLINI KA SEPOY KA BETI IS PLAYING A DECOY AND ACTING COY WHEN TIS THE EUROPEAN PIDDLING LITTLE COUNTRIES OF ITALIA, WITH VATICAN A STATE WITHIN A STATE AND L'IL GREAT BRITAIN WHO AIN'T RESPONDING TO THE REAL ISSUE OF THE DAY ON THE SECRET BANKING SYSTEMS!

THEY AIN'T EVEN BLAMING IT ON THE JEWRY?

OH NO. THEY ARE HOLDING ISREAL HOSTAGE TO SMALL STATES HOLDING UP THE WORLD TO RANSOM BECAUSE IN THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OVER FEE COLLECTION FOR THE HOUSE OF TRINITY THE LAND OF THE LORD NEVER GOT THE RIGHT TO RETURN AS A COVENANT OF ABRAHAM!

NOT EVEN IN GRAHAM BELL'S HELLO HELLO?

NO NOT EVEN IN HOLA HOLA HOW AS THEY MADE A HOULA OF THEMSELVES HOWLING ABOUT THE BIG DEAL OVER FOOTBALLER SLAVERY EITHER BECAUSE NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE THE TIME THE SON OF YAHWEH WAS CRUCIFIED BESIDES PETTY ROBBER BARRABAS AND THE BIG ROBBERS GETAWAY!

AH! THE LAW IS LIKE THAT ONLY.

NOT EVEN THE LORD CAN EARN HIS RETURNS ON HIS OWN LOT, SO FORGET ABOUT BIBLICAL LOT CASTING HIS LOT WITH THE LOOTERS OR NOT, THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE ANY RETURN OF THE LOOT!

OR CRY: SCOOT?

OH NO. NOT EVEN AFTER SCOOTER [LIBBY? AD LIBBING? OR ADVERTISED LAW LIMBING? LIKE IN THE IRISH HUMOUR? HA HA? LIKE HE LIKE HE? SCOOTED?] DID HIS CRUTCHES PHOTO-FAKE SHOOTOUT, HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A SHOUT AS THE EVER SO LOUD AMERICAN DRAMATURGY ABOUT 'CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN' AND THE RETURN OF CLINTON AND CLINTON AND THEIR CLUTCHPURSE CYBORG WHO ..........

WHO?

THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT!

WHO ARE THEY?

WHO'S WHO?

AH!

GENEALOGY IS LIKE THAT. NOT GENETIC BUT MEMETIC WHEN THE BRITS TWITS DO LE MEME CHOSE AGAIN AND AGAIN!

PLUS CA CHANGE, PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE.

ANTONY.

MAIS OUI. MAIS OUI.

THE ONE WHO PLAYED PULLED OUT OF ATTENDING THE FUNERAL SERVICE OF HER SUPPOSED FRIEND WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY DEAD SO DOES THAT ENTITLE HER TO A BRITISH BRAVADO AWARD:

WHAT?

CALLED:

WHAT A SPORT!

OH. TELEPORT. DID NOT TRANSFER HER ATOMISED IMAGE TO THE SYNTHESIZER?

IS THAT IT.

ALL THIS SYNTHETIC SYMPATHY WHICH IS SO PATHETIC?

SO THEY CAN RAKE IN THE MOOLAH FROM DIANA TO MICHEAL WHO BECAME MIK--MIMIC---OR SOME SUCH MEMETIC WHO COULDN NOT EVEN MIMIC HIS OWN VOICE BEHIND HIS OWN VISUALS?

WHICH IS HOW THE VOICEOVER OF PROFITSEE DOES IT.

BUMP OFF THE BODY AND SELL A BUMPER TICKET TO THE BUMS!

AND IF THE SWEDISH ACADEMY FULL OF GREYHEADS GIVE AWAY ONE NOBEL FOR LITERATURE TO ONE AMERICAN CALLED HEMMINGWAY WHO COULD NOT WRITE A HALFWAY STANDOUT SENTENCE IN ALL THE THREE AND A QUARTER SENTENCE HE WROTE CALLED OR NOT CALLED TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT AND HAVE THE BUMS IN HAVANA BEING BOUGHT OFF BY THE BANANA REPUBLIC OF AMERICANA CAN......................

THE SUN NEVER HAVE NOT SET ON THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SET IT'S EYES?

AH! FIES. HIGH FIES ARE LIKE THAT ONLY.

SO THE HIGH FLYING PRIME MINISTER MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA BEING SUMMONED TO SERVE THE G-ATE AFTER THEY ATE TO CLEAN UP THEIR PLATES AND ALSO TRY TO TAP HIS HARD PALATE WITH TAKES LIKE:

TELLING OFF THE WORLD LEADERS FOR THE FIASCO OF FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBLITY AND THEIR INABILITY TO SEE THE SUPERPOWER STATUS THAT INDIA SEEKS THROUGH HIS DISGUSTING INTERVENTION ABOUT DEMOCRATISATION GOES TO SHOW HOW DISGUSTING THE BRITISH ESTABLISHMENT IS FOR HAVING PLASTERED HIM WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO UNEARNED DIRTY DOUBLE DOCTORATES AT THEIR OVERRATED ROWING ENGLISH UNIVERSITIES WHICH DOES NOT HAVE THE TWO WORDS ON THEM:

DOUBLE AGENT?

WELL THEY MUST HAVE BEEN SEEING DOUBLE AFTER ALL THAT WINE SWILLED IN 'AFTER DINNER CONVERSATION OVER WINE' AND SO THEY CONVERTED IT INTO A TRIPLE AGENT AND YES TREBLED UP THE STAKES BY STICKING WITH HIM EVEN IF MAKES THEM LOOK EVER SO SILLY WHEN EVEN CLINTONS HAD ONLY TO STICK THEMSELVES PLAYING FOR CRUMBS AT THE SIDETABLE OF THE CYBORG AND HIS SIDEKICK!

AH! IS THAT A SIDEKICK?

WELL WHO IS TAKING SIDES IN THE NEW DITTY THAT GOES FROM CLINTON TO CLINTON TO CYBORG TO SINGH THUS:

INDIA AND UNITED NATIONS BLAH BLAH BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL?

YESSAH MESSIAH THREE MESSED UP PULES.

ONE FOR THE MULE

AND TWO FOR THE RIDICULE

AND THREE FOR THE FOOL WHO MESSES WITH THE DROOL!

AH! THAT IS SO DROLL.

THEY ARE DRIBBLING SALIVA AND FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AT ALL THE MOOLAH FROM THE FUNDS FIXED FOR FARMERS AND RIGHT TO EDUCATION BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE TIME WHEN THE FARMING OUT TO THE FAMOUS COMES IT WILL COME A CROPPER!

NOT A CROP HARVESTED BY THE FAMOUS WHO INVESTED THEIR VACUOUS FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ON IT BECAUSE EVERY CENT, DIME, PAISA, LIRA AND DHAKKA AND PENNY WILL TURN EXACTLY BY THE PROVERBIAL BAD PENNY EXACTLY WHERE IT AIN'T WANTED!

OH. THEY WILL BE TOTALLY PISSED OFF.

OH BUT THEY CAN'T PISS OFF!

WITHOUT PAYING UP TEN P A PISS?

OH YES. THE ENGLISH ESTABLISHMENT SEES NOTHING AMISS IN THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD STILL BE CALLED:

PISS MONEY?

OH YES. THEY WILL BLAME THE AMERICAN NASALS FOR MIS-SAYING IT AND SAY THEY WILL ABOUT IT FOR SIX LONG MONTHS BY WHICH TIME EVEN THE SELF-REGARDING CARTOONS, TWO DIM, THAT IS TWO DIMENSIONAL STICK FIGURES WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT FIGURE HEADS PORTENDING TO BE HEADS OF STATE OR WANNABE HEADS OF STATE MUST BE TOO BORED TO READ ABOUT THEMSELVES STILL STUCK IN THE SAME GROOVE.

WHILE THE GRAVY TRAIN?

AND THE GRAVY BOAT?

AH! GRAVEYARD SHIFT.

DOES NOT SHIFT IT'S SHIFT TO SUIT THEIR NEEDS.

THEY WILL BE NEEDED TO BE LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC ASYLUMS OF LEGISLATING BODIES WITHOUT LET UP.

AND NOT LET LOSE?

OH NO. THE ONES LORDING IT OVER THEM DON'T WANT TO LOSE OUT ON THE SMALL CHANGE EITHER!

AHA!

here's the su-sy-gy gameset for this play:

when the nehru-mountbatten [gender switched?] letters go under the hammer at AUCTIONS, HOW MUCH WILL THE ROGERS RAKE IN?

WHATEVER MOOLAH THAT IS EARNED IS TAX-FREE SO GEE THE ROGERS WILL ROGER IN MORE MOOLAH FROM OTHER MOO-MOOS AND THE HOLY COW THAT'S HOW AND HOW MUCH IT WILL BE!

AH!

IS THAT MORE OR LESS THAN MILKING THE MAMMARIES OF THE STATE FUNDS OR LESS THAN THE GRANARIES BEING BILKED BY THE BILLIONS?

GAZILLIONS!

THE GAZES WILL GLAZE OVER BUT THE LAZE.................

THAT WILL JUST BUM AROUND!

WHAT A BUMMER!

WHAT A BUMMER!

WHAT A BUMMER!

EMERGENCE INDIA!