IT not 'IT' AS IN THE HIJRA RAJ, BUT IT AS IN THE LATEST GEEKOLOGY, NOT GREEKOLOGY, would have been AMASSING, IF IT WASN'T
SO PART-TAKING TACTIC SO CHEAP THE BANNER FLYING ON THE STAFF ASIN THE FLAGPOST, SHOULD HAVE SYMBOLIZED 'CHEAPJACK!'
Now, just when the LORD OF OUDH, OUGHT TO HAVE NONE NOT 'KNOWN' BETTER, the nation is reduced to statistic!
So what's new?
THAT'S THE NEWS!
THAT'S WHAT'S SO ANCIENT AS NOT IN ANCIENT ANGST AND ANTIQUATED ANTI'S between RAM AND RAHIM SORTING IT OUT 'THROUGH
TALK TACTICS' ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AEONS AFORE, BUT what has been 'sneaked' through the door!
THE UNIQUE IDENTITY NUMBER!
Every national in the nation will be henceforth reduced to a NUMBER!
A STATISTIC!
AND THE STATUS QUO?
WHAT STATUS DOES A GOVERNMENT THAT DOES NOT EXIST HAVE?
AHA!
EUREKA!
THAT IS GREEK ENOUGH THE GEEKS CAN'T GET TO DIGEST EVEN IN DIGITALLY ATOMIZED TO THEIR DIGITAL THALIS!
SO, there we have it! THE BENAMI BADSHAHS OF BYTES WILL DELIVER THE BABBAGES TO THE CABBAGES, THE VEGETATIVE STATES,
THE HEADS OF CABBAGES PRETENDING TO BE KING CONS, AYE SO, and the rest as they say is:
BUSINESS AS USUAL?
WAH WAH! WHAT A CHEAPJACK TACTIC!
WHEN THE DIGITALLY DONE GAMES ARE ON, THE GAMES THE SAME OLD GOONDAS GET TO PLAY, ARE UPTO THE SAME OLD GOOD FOR NOTHING
TRICKERY OF TRYING TO PULL OFF A FAST ONE!
ONLY TO FALL FASTER, LOWER AND WEAKER?
WELL FASTER AND FASTER AS THE VERY REVEREND VENERABLE, THAT IS DODGE, THAT IS DODGSON ,CAN THE SON OF A DODGE NOT BE
A DODGE HAD IT INTO HIS 'LOOKING GLASS' OR 'WONDERLAND' RUNNING FASTER AND FASTER AND STILL ROOTED THE SAME SPOT STILL DOESNOT--
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?
OH NO THE INFERENCE, IS THAT THE MONEY FROM ALL THE moolah will go exactly where it always went since ROBERT CLIVE set
up the ROGERS ROBBERY SHOP!
AH!
SO, THE INFOSISSIES WILL ONLY DELIVER THE BENAMI BABBAGE AND THE BABUS WILL CARRY THE BAGGAGE?
WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL AS IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIPOFF!
AND THE ROYALTY PREENING AND PRANCING AROUND THE MANNEQUIN?
THE ITALIAN MANNEQUIN?
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, BUT NOT THE ONE THAT MADE THE NEWS AS THE FROG'S THIRD TRY BUT THE ONE WHO DOES NOT EVEN HAVE
TO TRY!
TO SCORCH THE CATWALK?
WELL IT HAS BEEN A CAKEWALK ALRIGHT.
THE WAY THE ABSOLUTELY IMPOVERISHED ITALIAN ITINERANT RENTSEEKING BEHAVIOURAL IMPOSTER IMPOSSIBLY IMPOSSSITIONED UPON
INDIA by the Imperial Thrust hasn't even bothered to do a propah PRESIDENTIAL BID BUT DID NOT GET TO QUIT!
AND NEITHER DID THE OTHER ET FOR THAT MATTER: RATUS RATUS AKA MUNGI MUNGI, INDIA'S ONE AND ONLY DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED
PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA WHO HAVE BOTH CONNIVED TO SNEAK THROUGH THE NUMBER THAT WILL REPLACE EVERY NATIONAL AS THE ---
STATISTIC, REDUCED TO A STATISTIC?
WELL THE TIC IS A TIC IS A TIC AND THEY AIN'T TICKED OFF FOR HAVING THE PUNTERS TICKING THROUGH SICKENINGLY INCREASINGLY
SICKENINGLY THICKENING FILES OF TICK BOXES TO FULLFIL THEIR PRESENCES.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN SNEAKED SLYLY THROUGH:
THE ABSENCES!
SI. WHEN HITLER THE BIT PART PLAYER IN THE WORLD WAR TWO, AND THE SEPOY DECOY IN THE FIRST WORLD WAR OR SO GOETH THE
MOOLAH FROM THE 'UNEARTHED' DATED PICTURE CAPTURED POST-MORTEM NO DOUBT, AND RUN THROUGH A TIME TRAVELLER TRICK BRAIN NO DOUBT,
FULL WITH GRAINY SEPIA FOLIO NO DOUBT, THE DOUBT REMAINS HOW THE WORLD WAR II DRAGGED ON EVEN WHEN HITLER WAS NOT CAVORTING
IN DRAG?
AH! THEY DRAGGED IT ON THE OTHER SIDE.
THE DOUBLY PHONEY ANGLO-SAXONY DIVIDE, HAVING BUMPED OFF ALL OF THE RUSSIAN RIVALRY AMONGST ROYALTIES, AND ROYAL TIES,
were finishing off the rest of their own subject populations to manageable mortals, if not morsels, at the C-CUBED, THE CAUCASIAN
CONVERTED-CHRISTIAN CANNIBAL-RIVALRY AND WHEN THEY SAID DENMARK WAS INVADED AND COLONISED BY THE GERMAN TOOTHBRUSH MUSTACHIO,
PINNOCHIO WAS NOT GROWING HIS LONG NOSE IN CARTOONS FOR THE FACT THAT LIED THE OTHER WAY ROUND!
THE DANES COLONISED GERMANY AND YES THE BIT PART PLAYER WAS THE BIT THEY PLAYED IN WHAT'S THAT GAME: SOMETHING AND DRAKES,
OH YES THE BRITS TWITS ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH THE YANKS GIVING THEM A BIG HEAVE HO, DID NOT DO ANY HEAVY BREATHING OVER THE
ENIGMA CODE CRACKING EITHER, THEY WERE JUST INTO CRACK, AND THE CRACKPOT THAT IS THE RUSTICATED ETONIAN WHOSE BIO MUST HAVE
BEEN WRITTEN AFTER HIS SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE DID NOT MARK HIS LEAVE OF ABSENCE, was
busy chewing that cigar and writing a hundred tomes to keep competition with MAHATMA GANDHI'S COLLETED WORKS, so the ROYAL
RIP OFFS CAN STILL GET THE ROYALTIES RIPPED OFF, Well the rip roaring parrot pet PRIME MINISTER OF WAR CABINET THE GREATEST
LEADER OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY was the BRITS TWITS BIT WITH THE BIT BETWEEN HIS BITE AND YES THE WAR DRAGGED ON EVEN THOUGH
EVEN THE ONE CHEWING THE CIGAR WAS NOT SHOWN IN DRAG!
AND THE RAGS DID NOT WRITE THAT UP?
OH NO! THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY WAS MIGHTY MIFFED THAT THE WHIFF OF WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO--
WIN THE WAR?
NO! WHATEVER IT TAKES TO HAVE THE SUN NOT SET ON THE EMPIRE THAT WASN'T JUST A LINE OF CLOTHING, WASN'T
EVEN VISIBLE TO--
THE LITTLE BOY?
OH NOT THAT MORALITY TALE, BUT THE FACT THAT THE DOUBLY PHONEY ANGLO-SAXONY DIVIDE HAVING BUMPED OFF THE
RUSSIAN ROYALTY AND ROYAL TIES WITH THE COMMIE WILL COME AND GRAB GERMANY IF IT AIN'T DIVIDED AND CARVED UP, JUST LIKE BAD
BRITISH CUISINE BEING AS BAD AS BAD BRITISH CUISINE, well, they could not decide how the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE CAN GO TO------
MAHATMA GANDHI?
OH NO. HOW THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE CAN HAVE KICKBACKS WITHOUT SHOWING UP WHERE THE ONE THAT DID NOT SHOW UP
ON 'THE SHOW'--
HAS STILL NOTHING TO SHOW?
FOR THE KICKSTART ECONOMY?
THAT'S FAST FORWARD INTO THE ERA OF OBBIE THE CYBORG AND HIS RELIGIOUS MOORINGS AND THE MIDTERM STATISTICS
BUT THE AMERICAN RAG GIVING RATUS RATUS A VERY HIGH RATING IS BEYOND THE RECKONING OF EVEN HOW NATURE HAVING PUBLISHED ALL
THAT TRIPE ON ATOM STRUCTURES THAT COULD BE MADE INTO BOMBS WITH EINSTEIN'S INFLATIONARY FIGURE!
JUST FIGURE THAT OUT!
A TINY MINUSCULE RIDICULOUS LITTLE PARTICLE, THAT COULD BE BLASTED OVER TWENTY SEVEN LONG TUNNEL KILOMETRE
RANGE BANGING INTO A FEW OTHER BITS OF LIKESTUFF, FORGETTING RANDOM BROWNIAN MOTION, NOTHING TO DO WITH SUNTANNING LOTION,
OR THE ARTIFICIAL SUNTANNER WITHOUT THE CARCINOGENIC HYPE BUT THAT WAS THE STATUS OF SCIENCE, THAT WHEN THE BITS WERE PULLED
APART, THEY HAD TO BE MULTIPLIED AT THE ABSOLUTE RATE OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
AND THEY WOULD SHED LIGHT?
NO. THEY WOULD MAKE THE WORLD GO BLIND!
IN BLIND BELIEF?
WELL, IF IT WASN'T DOUBLE BLIND STUDIES THAT HOLD UP PUBLICATION IN THAT SCIENCE RAG CALLED: 'NATURE' IT
IS THE NATURE OF THE BEAST THAT THE 'PEER REVIEW COMMITTEE' WOULD HOLD IT UP FOR AEONS AND THERE WAS THIS NUCLEAR DRAMA BEING
PLAYED OUT BETWEEN THE DOUBLE PHONEY ANGLO-SAXONY DIVIDE FOR DIVIDENDS THAT NO SOONER WAS IT WRITTEN UP THAN IT WENT UP IN
THE NEXT ISSUE OF NATURE AND YES THE WHOLE THING WAS IN FACT NICKED FROM NATURE, WHERE THE CELL'S THE LIVING CELL'S NUCLEUS
BECAME THE FOCUS OF THE INANIMATE-- WHAT'S IT IF IT AIN'T A CELL-- WHATEVER IT WAS, THE INANIMATE SMALLEST BIT OF NATURE ALSO
HAD!
LO AND BEHOLD! THE SAME THING HAPPENING. FUSION!
THAT LED TO ALL THE CON-FUSION?
WELL IT WAS A CON ALRIGHT! AND THE RIGHT TO THAT CON WENT TO THE BRITISH ADMIRALTY!
THE JEW FELLOW THAT EMIGRATED OVER, TO OLE BLIGHTY FROM GERMANY OR HUNGARY OR THERISH AND THEN ONTO AMERICA,
WHAT'S HIS FACE, NO WHAT'S HIS NUMBER, EVERY JEW WAS REDUCED TO NUMBER, WAS THE ONE THAT 'MADE' EINSTEIN AT PRINCETON WRITE
THAT LETTER TO THE DELANO FELLOW WHO DROPPED DOWN DEAD JUST A FORTNIGHT AFORE THE VICE, THAT IS NOT THE C-CUBED VICE
BUT THE VICE PREZ TRUMAN NO HE WAS NOT TRULY A MAN BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE TRUTH, THE POINT IS THAT EINSTEIN THE GREATEST BRAIN
OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY COULD BE 'MADE' TO WRITE A LETTER TO ASK FOR AN ATOM BOMB TO BE DESIGNED BECAUSE THAT BIT PART PLAYER
IN GERMANY THE ONE WITH THE TOOTHBRUSH MUSTACHIO WAS GOING TO BLAST THEM TO BITS?
WELL THAT'S THE BIT! BUT THE BEST bit,is that, the JEW fellow, the one whose name starts with an 'S' patented
the bit over to THE BRITISH ADMIRALTY!
HOW ADMIRABLE!
WELL WHEN BRITANNIA RULED THE WAVES, THE ONE MAKING THE WAVES WAS NOT THE ITALIAN MANNEQUIN!
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, NOT THE ONE WHO MOST BEMUSED THE QUEEN OF OLE BLIGHTY, NOR YET THE ONE WHO DOES
NOT EVEN GET TO WAVE LIKE A WINDSCREEN WIPER, BECAUSE THE INDIAN GALA ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN WIPED OFF 'NATURE' AND NATURALLY
THE ONLY WEAKWAKE, IS THE WEEK WHICH GIVES A WHOPPING RATE FOR THE DUO OF ET'S THAT IS EXTRA TERRITORIALS!
WHICH BRINGS THE QUESTION OF JESUS CHRIST'S BIRTHDATE AND THE ROMAN CERTIFICATE THAT HAD IT MOVED ALONG
FROM MARCH OR THERISH TO DECEMBERISH!
OR SOME SUCH CAVENDISH!
WAS THAT CHEMIST?
WELL THE CAVALIER FASHION IN WHICH THE ONLY HISTORICALLY DATED FIGURE WHO CLEAVED HUMANITY INTO BEFORE AND
AFTER CHRIST HAD TO HAVE A WRONG BIRTHDATE AND NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
SO IN THE FITNESS OF THINGS, THE NUMBER, THE UNIQUE IDENTITY NUMBER, NO DOUBT DOES NOT EVEN FIGURE IN THE
LIST OF CRIMES UNDER IPC THAT IS INDIAN PENAL CODE BY WHICH THE ONES WHO UNLEASH IT WILL BE JAILED FOR NINE HUNDRED AND SIXTY
SIX YEARS?
Ah! BETWEEN THE OLD TESTAMENT AND NEW TESTAMENT THE HUMAN LIFESPAN DROPPED FROM METHUSELAH'S TO THREE SCORE
AND FIFTY!
AND THE GOVERNMENT GRANT GIVEN GOONDAS AT THE GOD COMMITTEE DID NOT EVEN EXCLAIM ABOUT IT IN THE KING JAMES
VERSION!
SO THERE IT IS HOW IT IS, WHICH IS WHY IT IS THE TESTAMENT AND NOT A TESTED DOCUMENT SO WHEN SO MANY CYBORGS
AND ANDROIDS ARE HAVING THEIR SCREEN PRESENCES FELT WITHOUT FEELING THAT IS WITHOUT EVOKING A BIT OF EMOTING THEY ARE INTO
THEIR FULLBLOWN ABSENCES!
SO WHEN OBBIE THE CYBORG VISITS INDIA IN ABSENTIA THE DIGITAL THALIS
WILL NO DOUBT BE COOKED BY?
THE BAD BRITISH CELEBRITY CHEFS WITH UTMOST CELERITY?
AH! HOW CEREBRAL IT ALL GETS WHEN THE SILLY THINGUMMY CAN TAKE A PEEK INTO THE MIND'S GOINGS ON AND END
UP JUST LIKE IT WAS STILL CHEWING GUM?
CALLED: WRIGLEY'S?
WITH OR WITHOUT WHITENING EFFECT?
WELL THE WIMPS, THAT IS THE WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS WHO NO DOUBT MADE MADOFF WELL THAT IS
VERY TELLING AIN'T IT THE NOMENCLATURE LOCKED UP FOR ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS FOR THE PONZI SCHEME THE WORLD'S ECONOMISTS
INCLUDING INDIA'S SOFT-SPOKEN TECHNOCRAT TURNED BUREAUCRAT TURNED POLITICIAN TURNED PRIME MINISTER AND NOBEL LAUREATED BONG
THE DEVELOPMENTAL ECONOMIST, HAS HAD A WORD TO SAY ON WHERE ALL THE MONEY ALREADY PAID BY SO MANY PUNTERS WENT?
THAT IS THE POINT! MADOFF IS LOCKED UP IN JAIL, LONG AFTER HIS LIFESPAN, POSSIBLE LIFESPAN AND YET THE MONEY
HASN'T BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR!
WHICH IS WHY FROM THAT DAY TO THIS DAY IT IS STILL THE SAME OLD SAY:
THEY DON'T SAY?
THEY DON'T
HAVE A SAY!
WHICH IS SAYING THE SAME THING?
AND IT IS STILL THE SHAME HAUL THING!
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
SO WHEN THE SAME OLD CROOKS LIKE RANGARAN THAT OVERSAWED THE FARMER'S SUICIDES CRISIS AS THE GOVERNOR OF
THE STATE WHOSE OTHER GOVERNOR GOT KICKED OUT OFF OFFICE OVER A DOCTORED TELEVISION COCK AND BULL STORY CALLED COCKUMENTARY
WHERE [NO PUN INTENDED] THREE YOUNG BIMBOS WERE DOING IT TO HIM LYING PEACABLY SUPINE AND 'UNTHERE' THAT IS UNDOING
AND UNKNOWINGLY IN THE GUBERNATICAL COT, WELL YOU CAN BET THE TENNYCOIT GAME THAT ALL ENGLAND BESTOWS ON BENAMI
PLAYERS HAS THE SAME THING GOING!
WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
EVEN IF TENNYCOIT IS SHUTTLED AROUND LIKE THE QUEEN'S BATON?
OH NO! THE QUEEN DOES NOT DO A BAATON BAATON MEIN ON COLOUR TELEVISION, THE DUBBED XMAS SPEECH
IS ONCE A YEAR ONLY FOR OVER HALF A DECADE AND A SCORE!
OH! SO NOBODY NEED SCORE BUT THE SOREPOINT IS STILL THE SAME MOOTPOINT WHERE THE GAME OF POINT
THE SPOT WHERE THE BALL MIGHT BE IS STILL NOT SPOTTED AND YES THE LOTTO WOULD STILL RAKE IN THE MOOLAH?
IF THE GOVERNMENT LOTTERY DOES NOT HAUL IN THE LOT!
AH! THE PARKING LOTS! THE ABSOLUTELY STUPIDITY OF IT!
THE INTERDICTION SIGN!
'NO PARKING'!
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND AND COME BACK AROUND TO THE SAME
GROUND BUT.....
THE ONES WHO ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE AROUND WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GET OFF?
THAT IS THE POINT! AS LONG AS YOU ARE DOING IT FOR THE ECONOMY, THE TABLOIDSEES WILL MAKE A
BARGAIN WILL THE HOLY SEE AND SEAL THE DEAL?
WELL THAT IS THE POINT OF DEPARTURE AND ARRIVAL!
AFTER THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY TOOK FLIGHT FROM THE PAPA GREGORY HACKED
OFF CALENDER, THEY STUCK WITH THEIR NOSES IN THE AIR, NOT RETROUSEES BUT JUST STUCK WITH THEIR NOSES IN THE AIR LIKE THE ROMAN
BATHS WERE GIVING OFF A WHIFF OF
DUCKSDO OR DRAKESPOO?
WELL THE GAME OF DUCKS AND DRAKES PLAYED OUT FOR NEARLY TWO CENTURIES, HUNDRED AND EIGHTY OR FIFTY AND OLE
BLIGHTY JUST WENT BACK INTO THE SAME FOLD WITH THE TAIL FOLDED FIRMLY BETWEEN THE-------
TUSHY?
WELL THE CUSHY DEAL MUST HAVE HAD IT THAT THE HOLYSEE OF THE PAPACY WILL ALLOW THE ROYALS TO KEEP THE MOOLAH
IF ONLY THEY DID NOT WRITE UP IN THE THEIR TABLOIDSEE WHAT THE HOLY FATHERS WERE UPTO WHEN..............
THE DEMAND FOR DEFROCKING WAS DRIVING THE CROWDS IN THE COURTS TO A FRENZY?
OVER SOME DROPPED PANTS?
WELL THE PANTING PUNTERS WERE NO DOUBT MADE TO PAY UP BEFORE THEY WERE ALLOWED INTO THE BOWSTREET COURTS
OR WHATEVER IT IS WHERE ALL THAT BOWING AND SCRAPING GOES ON BEFORE THE POWDERED WHITE WIGS BUT THE WIGGLE
ROOM WHEREBY THEY SEALED THE DEAL WAS NO DOUBT.....
OVER HOW THE PUNTERS STILL HAD TO PAY FOR THEIR PIETY OR LACK THEREOF TO THE PAPACY BUT THE PROSTANT PUNTERS
STILL HAD TO --
HAVE THEIR ROYALTIES SHORN OFF-----
FROM THE ONES WHO HAD SHORN OFF THEIR ROYAL TIES--------
AND ONLY GET TO SHOW THEIR ROYAL TIES-----------
OVER SAVILLE ROW STITCHERY?
WELL THEY CAN'T SPEAK A LINE TO SAVE THEIR ROWS WHICH IS WHY THEY DON'T ROW IN PUBLIC BUT SHOW A BRAVE FACE
IN PUBLIC BUT THE MOOT POINT IS WHAT DID THE DIVIDE DIVIDENDS THAT DID NOT END UP WITH DIVINITY HAVE TO DO WITH DIVINITY?
YOU DON'T NEED A DOCTORATE IN DIVINITY TO KNOW THAT WHAT MARTIN LUTHER THE EX-ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST WAS
MAKING A BIG POINT ABOUT IN HIS PAMPHLETEERING IS-------
THE ROYALTY WENT TO THE ROYALTY!
EXACTMENT!
MARTIN LUTHER WAS A ROYAL PICK JUST AS HITLER WAS A ROYAL PICK AND IT TOOK THE POSTHUMOUSLY PLANTED
WORDS INTO FRANZ KAFKA'S WORKS NOT MOUTH TO SAY IT!
WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU CHEAPSKATES PAYING FOR IT
THAT IS IT!
THE ROYALTIES FROM FRANZ KAFKA'S WORKS?
WHERE DO THEY GO?
SO THE SUBJECTS OF THE STATE HAVE NO OTHER GO BUT...
TO SIT ON THEIR BUTTS FOR ALL ETERNITY AND GET TO READ UP THE BEST BADBITS FROM THE BOG-READS!
