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"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?

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Is id- short for something?
 
OR someONE?
 
Or sum-WON?
AHA!
 THE PRIZE IDIOTS?
 
NO?
 
THEN?
 
THAT IS THE THING.
 
id is not short for anything.
 
It is the IDENTITY OF THE ONE WHO WON.
 
AND?
 
AND THE IDENTITY CRISIS WHEREBY THE PRIZE IDIOTS WHO DOLE OUT THE SILLY DYNAMITE AWARDS created by not AWARDING IT TO THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY SINCE THE CYBORG IS NOT A REAL PERSON AND THERE IS NO REAL PERSON AS VOTED AS THE PRESIDENT OF AMERIA AND CYBERBIA DOES NOT COUNT AND THE FOUNDING FELLAS NAY NOT THE FOUNDING FELLAS BUT THE ONES WHO FELL OVER THEMSELVES TO SIGN THE 'DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE' AH YES....
 
 
ALL FIFTY SEVEN OF THEM?
 
WELL THE FIFTY THREE OF THEM WHO WERE FREE MASONS WHILE THE REST OF THE FOUR WHO WERE DOUBLY ENCRYPTED SO MUCH SO THE OTHER THREE DID NOT KNOW WHO THE OTHER 'ONE' WAS WONDERING WHO...
 
EXACTLY THAT'S WHO.
 
THE id belongs to?
 
NAH. NOR WERE THERE REALLY FIFTY SEVEN EITHER.
THEN?
 
FIFTY SEVEN DIVIDED BY THREE MAKES IT?
 
ONE NINE.
 
NINETEEN.
 
THAT'S IT.
 
SO?
 
IT WAS TRIPLING THE TREMBLING EFFECT AS WHEN THE NORDS, AS VIKING PIRATES AS THEY COME, who stole the limelight by....
 
WHITEWASHING THE WHITE HOUSE?
 
CLAIMING TO HAVE DOLED IT OUT TO THE FIRST BLACK MAN WHO WAS MADE RESIDENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE?
 
WHICH IS NOT LIMELIGHTING IT BUT....
 
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS: WHITEWASHING.
 
AND?
 
WHAT IS WHITE ON WHITE CALLED?
 
OH?
 
VASILI KANDINSKY DID THAT PAINTING DID HE?
NO THAT WAS NOT THAT RUSSIAN BUT....
 
AH YES KASIMIR MALEVICH.
 
AND THE MALEVOLENT GLEE WITH WHICH CLINTON THE EVER SO PUSHY CLINTON AND HIS CASH ENCASHING FOUNDATION ONCE AGAIN RAISED THE FROTH AND LATHER ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HELP INTERVENE TO SETTLE THE KASHMIR ISSUE....
 
WHICH IS WHITE ON WHITE IS IT?
 
NAH THAT IS THE POINT.
 
THE FORMER FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA IS FROTHING MAD AT THE AWARDING OF THE PEACE PRICE TO THE FORMAL FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND IF THINGS KEEP FROTHING AND LATHERING AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THEN WHY ...
 
 
WOE BETIDE?
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
AMERICA BUYS THESE PRIZES AT PIRATES RATES. YES?
 
BUT THE VIKINGS SELL THEM LIKE BRIBES TO THE AMERICAN PRESIDENTS DO THEY?
 
OH NO. NOTHING THAT STRAIGHT OR FORWARD AS THAT.
 
CERTAINLY NOT AS: STRAIGHTFORWARD!
 
 
Oh no. The ROYAL BURSERS AND THE PURSERS WILL PURSUE "THE PRIZE" COMMITTEE ...
 
 THEY DO PAIRAVI?
 
OH NO. NOTHING SO MUCH AS A RUSSIAN PALAVER AND ALL THE REST OF IT BUT....
 
THEY PUT IT INTO THE PRESS AND THEN PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SPEAKS FOR THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA....
 
AND THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA....
 
WILL HAVE WORDS PUT INTO HIS MOUTH?
 
EXACTMENT. THE VOICE THEFT AND THE SHELF OF STOLEN VOICES WOULD ENUNCIATE THE ENGLISH POSITION IN ELOQUENT AMERICAN ENGLISH WHICH SOUNDS LIKE....
 
ZOUNDS! THAT'S WHAT! WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO FAILED THE 'O' LEVELS GOT A BIG 'O' OUT OF IT?
 
THAT'S THE NEWS OF THE WORLD STYLE OF TABLOIDSEE SO THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY HAS IT OUT THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS SAID?
 
WHAT?
 
NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT WILL NOT HAPPEN IN MY LIFETIME...
 
BLAH BLAH BLEAKSHIP?
 
HAVE YOU ANY FOOLS?
 
BUT WITH A DISAMRMING WRY WRIGGLING OUT AND WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUM STICK HE WILL STICK AROUND TO THE SEAT AND MAKE THE CLINTONS SQUIRM IN THEIRS?
 
WELL THE ENGLISH MONARCHY HASN'T DONE MUCH EITHER NOT SINCE THE WILLIAM OR WHATEVER SET UP THE BANIA SHOP IN NINE HUNDRED AD OR WHENEVER BUT....
 
BUT THE ENGLISH MONARCHY CAN'T GIVE THE STUPID SWEDES AND THE NUTCASE NORDS A COMPLEX THAT THEIR SILLY PIDDLING AWARDS FROM THEIR PIDDLING LITTLE COUNTRIES EVEN TO PRESIDENT OF AMERICA THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON EARTH AND SO ON... IS ANYTHING LIKE THE BRITS TWITS AWARDS OF THE HIGHEST BRIBERY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE COULD IT?
 
 
IT?
 
THAT'S IT.
 
NO MATTER WHO IS THE PERSON IN POSITION THE PERSON OF THE QUEEN OR THE KING IS NOT EVEN COGNISANT OF THE FACT THAT....
 
COGNAC FLOWS LIKE COFFEE DREGS?
 
OH NO. NOT COGNAC. THE COGNISANTI KNOW THAT THE CALIFORNIA WINES WILL HAVE THE NORDS NODDING AWAY INTO PEACE GIVING ENTERPRISE SO LONG AS THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT THROW UP ANY SURPRISES!
 
AH THEY BRIBE THE AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENT TO MAINTAIN STATUS QUO?
 
BUT OFCOURSE! IT IS PARSING FOR THE  COARSE! AND TO CURRY FAVOUR WITH THE CURRENT CROP OF 'WORKING RELATIONSHIPS' GOING ON BETWEEN THE FORMER PRIMARY COMPETITION OPPONENTS IS JUST THE RECIPE TO KEEP AMEIRICA SIMMERING AWAY AND.....
 
AND THE AMERICANS CAN BE PETRIFIED PRETTY MUCH BY THE TALIBAN RUNNING AROUND WITH NUKEHEADS AND...
 
THE president of America signing off a WHOPPING 'MILITARY AID' BILL?
THE KERRY-LUGAR BILL?
 
WELL IT IS CURRYING FAVOUR INNIT TO KEEP THE LUGUBRIOUS GREASY PALMS BILLING THE STATE FOR SHADY DEALS OVER THE OPIUM?
AH! SO THE NORDS LIKE THE VIKING PIRATES, DEALT THE DEATH BLOW TO....
 
DISARMAMENT?
 
WELL THE ENGLISH MEDIA DID THAT, BY ANNOUNCING THE EVENT BEFORE IT HAPPENED....
 
AND THE NORDS?
 
OH THE NORDS, THEY NEED TO EMPTY FOUR BOTTLES OF STRONGEST GERMAN BEER BEFORE THEY CAN OPEN THEIR MOUTHS TO GET ROUND TO: CHEERS!
 
SO? HAVING WOKEN UP TO WHAT'S THAT WORD?
 
 
HAVING THE ENGLISH MEDIA STEAL UP A MARCH ON THEM?
 
NO. HAVING THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT DO SOMETHING SO STUPID AS STUMBLE ON ....
 
OH. THAT STUMPED THEM!
 
SO FOLKS THIS IS IT.
 
EMBARRAS DU CHOIX DOES NOT MEAN 'EMBARASSMENT AT THE CHOICE' NOT AT ALL BUT THE ENGLISH IDIOMATIC EQUATION ON THAT IS:
 
SPOILT FOR CHOICE!
 
AND THE ENGLISH SPOILING FOR A SPOILING OF A CHANCE AMERICAN EXPEDITION INTO THE DISARMAMENT ARENA DROVE THE LAST NAIL INTO THE COFFIN OF THE COFFERS DRYING UP BY DECLARING THE NORDIC PRIZE WENT TO:
 
THE PRESDENT OF AMERICA.
 
ONLY THE CYBORG CAN'T REALLY BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR "THE PRIZE" IDIOTS OR THE ENGLISH SUFFERING FROM SUCH A PATHOLOGICAL MALAISE OF FOREIGN LANGUAGE SKILLS SO....
 
THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA HAVE TWO CHOICES:
 
EITHER THEY LET THEIR CYBORG ACCEPT THE STUPID BRIBE AWARD ON DECEMBER THE TENTH OR....
 
OR THEY CAN HAVE THE THREAT OF TALIBAN AND ANY WALKIE TALKIE BIT OF ACTUAL HUMANITY THREATEN TO BLOW THEM UP?
 
OH YES THE SWISS SECRET BANKING SYSTEM AND THE MILLICENT MOB OF SECRET SERVICING WILL TRANSLATE THAT INTO AMERICAN FEAR AND FRIGHT ALRIGHT BUT....
 
IF THEY WANT TO STOP QUAKING IN  THEIR SHOES....
 
OH DEAR THEY ARE EVEN MADE TO UNDO THEIR SHOES AT AMERICAN AIRPORTS SO THEY CAN'T EVEN QUAKE IN  THEIR SHOES WHEN THE JACKBOOTS....
 
NEVER FEAR THAT. BECAUSE THEIR OWN WORST ENEMIES WITHIN WITH GREAT ENVY WILL DUMP ORDINARY ORDNANCE....
 
OR THE ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE WILL BE AWARDED TO....
 
OH NO! NOT ONE MORE INSULT FROM THE EUROPEANS!
 
THAT'S THE POINT.
 
IT IS NOT WORTH ONE MORE WILDE EVENT EVEN AT THE OSCARS!
 
SO OSCAR WILDE GAY AND PERSECUTED BY THE ENGLISH ESTABLISHMENT AS HE GOT INTERRED AT PARIS HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT GAY....
 
PAREE? GAY PAREE?
 
NO! ABOUT HOW THE AMERICAN ARMY IS BEING BLACKMAILED BY MILLICENT MOST RETICENT NOT MAN ENOUGH TO MAN THE POSTS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE..........
 
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT OSCAR WILDE SAID NOT EVEN IN HIS WILDEST OSCAR WINNING NIGHTS BUT HE SAID WHAT RALPH WALDO EMERSON NEVER SAID:

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."

 

And if the AMERICAN CONTINENT IS REDUCED TO SUCH A SICKO PSYCHO PATH ICKKY STATE WHERE THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT EVEN 'EXIST' THEN TO GO 'LIVE' ON A TELEVISED SHOW IS...

 

THE RUDEST SHOCK ON EARTH?

 

NAH! RUDDY'ELL NOT AT ALL. THE PRESIDENT DID NOT EVEN YELL WITH GLEE, GEE, IN ALL HUMILITY....

 

HE ACCEPTED THE AWARD?

AND WINCE CHILL WITHOUT EVEN SHAKING OFF THE Chewing of the cheroot from the corner of his hangdog mouth mouthed:

HE HAS MUCH TO BE HUMBLE ABOUT?

 

NO BUT.....ENGLISH PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY DOETH NOT PARSE ON PRAISING THE OPPOSITION TO THE SKIES BUT COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS?

 

THAT'S ANOTHER THING. THEY CAN BILL ANY AMOUNT TO THE STATE AND FILL OUT FORMS WITHOUT CONFORMING TO A MODICUM OF MODESTY OF 'FLIPPING' HOMES...

 

AND?

THE PRIME MINISTER BEING TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS OVER THE CLEANERS BILLS....

BAH! BRIBES ARE LIKE THAT. SO WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA IS BEING BRIBED TO DO NOTHING...

 

HE SHOULD JUST SELL THE THING ON e-bay?

 

after an auction?

 

Well he ain't going to be allowed to set up a carboot sales in torquay!

And in any case he ain't gonna take any action...

 

SO THAT IS THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET!

 

NOT PLANS AND PLOTS AND PLANTED STORIES BY SPOOKS BUT....

 

THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET IS A TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION.

 

AND?

 

ONCE THE ACTION IS OVER?

 

IT IS OVER?

NO. NOBODY  IS "FLIPPING' OVER.

 

OR DOING A BACKFLIP?

WELL HOP SKIP AND JUMP FOR JOY THAT....

 

IT HAS HAPPENED!

 

SO THAT IS IT FOLKS.

WHAT IS THE MOST HAPPENING EVENT IS NOT HAILED BY THE COLD BLOODED CREATURES FROM THE NORTH.

 

OH NO IN COLD BLOODED BLOODY MINDED CALCULATIONS, TO GET A COOL COOL COLLECTION GOING FROM THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY THEY WILL...

 

BRIBE THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT?

 

TO DO NOTHING.

 

EXACTLY.

 

HILLARY CLINTON SECRETARY OF STATE'S DIP-LOW-MERCY CAN DO THE BOW AND SCRAPE AND CURTSY AT THE ROYALTY OF OLE BLIGHTY BUT...

 

THEY CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT?

 

NAH. EXCEPT SEETH WITH FURY? 

 

AT THE UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL?

 

WELL IT WAS UNFAIR AS HOW THEY LATCHED ON TO THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM AFTER SHE SPECIALLY AND SPECIFICALLY LOST THE PRIMARY SO...

 

SO THEY CAN ONLY SEETH AT THE SEATING ARRANGEMENTS?

 

AND ARRANGE A ....

 

THAT IS WHAT AMERICA CAN SHIVER AND SHAKE AT!

 

NOT SHAKE THEIR HEADS IN BEMUSEMENT AT THE AMUSEMENT METED OUT BY THE COLD BLOODED CREATURES FROM THE NORD...

 

BUT....

 

AT C-CUBED THE CAUCASIAN CONVERTED CHRISTIAN CANNIBALS STIRRING UP THE CAULDRON THEY WERE OUT OF THEIR MINDS?

 

OH NO THEY WERE VERY MINDFULLY PLANTING AND PLOTTING THEIR PET-PEEVES IN A CASE OF:

 

PROJECTION?

 

AH YES. THE PROJECTION PHENOMENON OF PSYCHIATRY IS SUCH THAT THE TRANSFERENCE PHENOMENON will ensure the transgression of aggressive agenda of HAVING THE PERSECUTED JEWS BEING PETRIFIED BY THEIR HANDPICKED PERSIAN PRESIDENT WHO WON ONCE MORE ON A SLIDING SCALE OF SOLTAN 'NEDA' EFFECT?

 

NO. BUT THAT IS THE POINT OF HUMAN RIGHTS AND THE WESTERN WIMPS THAT IS WHITE INTERFERING MEDDLESOME PRATS MAKING SUCH A BIG MOUTHFUL OF MASH-MELLOWS AS HOW MISSIONS ABROAD MUST BE MINDFUL OF 'HUMAN RIGHTS' VIOLATION AND...

 

BROWBEAT NATIONS?

 

EXACTLY. SO THIS HUMAN RIGHTS CRAP IS JUST THAT...

 

AN ADVOCACY WHERE THE VOCAL CHORDS OF NATIVES  ARE STRETCHED SO MUCH SO THAT...

 

THE ONE THAT WENT OUT RECENTLY HAD THE look of a MAN RAY 'PHOTOREALISM' STRAIGHT OUT OF AN EXHIBITION AT LUCERNE?

 

WELL THERISH. THE MUSEE D'ART BRUT HAS THE BRUTALITY OF A CAMERA DOING A MAN RAY PHOTOSHOOT SO COPYRIGHTED THAT...

THE AUTUMN LEAVES MISSING WERE NOT...

 

ABSOLUTELY AMAZON!

 

AND THE AMAZING THING ABOUT HOW THE MEDIA AND THE VERY MEDIA HOUSE THAT MADE THE CHIEF MINISTER GO MIA THAT IS MISSING IN ACTION WAS CAUGHT IN ACTION!

 

ACTION?

REALLY. THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET IS A TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION.

 

NO NOT TRUE AND NOT TRULY AND THE DIVIDENDS WOULD NO DOUBT GET A JEFFERY ARCHER FUND FOR THE KURDISH KIND OF JAIL SHIKSHA IF IT CAME TO THAT BUT THE POINT IS THIS THE VERY CHANNEL THAT BLARED OUT THE FAKE FUNERAL OF THE CHIEF MINISTER GONE MISSING IN ACTION AND THE MESS THAT FOLLOWED WITH THE MANMADE DISASTER OF A DAM DROWNING DOWN ENTIRE TOWNSHIPS WITH DHUMKIS FOR THE HUMANITY TO EITHER MOVE OUT AND ALLOW FOR ENVIRONMENTAL PARKS BEING MADE OUT BY THE INTERNATIONAL MAFIA

WITH THE PRIME MINISTER AND HIS NOMINATOR NASTY NOT EVEN DOING THE NASTY DEED MUCH LESS TAKING ANY ACTION WHEN THE ENTIRE FAMILY OF THE FAKE FUNERAL CHIEF MINISTER GONE MISSING IN ACTION WERE VAMOOSED OUT TILL THE ENTIRE CROP OF CRAP ELECTIONS ON ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES WERE ON 'COURSE SO COARSE' WHICH IS PARSING FOR THE COARSE THAT THEY PASSED THEIR SHADOWS NOT IN PERSON BUT ON SHADOWY SHADY DEALING SLIDE SHOWS OF SPECIAL AIRCRAFT AND CHOPPER SPECIAL EFFECTS STUFF BOSH AND NONSENSE SO THE SENSATION OF ACTUALLY HAVING BEEN THERE DONE THAT AND STILL DONE NOTHING LIKE GETTING TO THE bottom of the truth as how the TWO STATES WHICH ENDED UP LOSING THEIR HUMANITY WHERE THE SAME TV CHANNEL IF NOT ON CLOUD NINE BUT RUNNING THE SAME NUMBERED CHANNEL IN BOTH STATES IS COLLECTING THE FUNDS AND...
 
AND MAKING IT SEEM LIKE IT IS RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT?
 
OH YES. RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT DOWN WHICH IS REALLY REALLY RICH AND FAR RICHER THAN THE RALLY THAT ROBBED CHILDREN OF THEIR PETTY POCKET MONEY SAVINGS BUT...
THE POINT IS... HOW COME, NEWS MEDIAS WHICH SHOULD
REPORT ON NEWS ARE ACTUALLY CREATING CONTENT?
 
AND SO SELF-CONTENDED ARE THEY THAT...
 
THE SMUG LOOKS ON THEIR SILLY MUGS?
 
WAS SOMETHING SHARED ONLY BY CASTING COUCH CAST OFFS WHO ARE ON HIRE BY POLITICAL PARTIES AND TELEVISION CHANNELS WITHOUT HAVING TO DO ANY 'FLIPPING' OF HOMES OR?
 
OR FILCHING THE FUNDS?
 
BECAUSE FILMS ARE NO LONGER...
 
FETCHING?
 
OR THE NOT SO FETCHING ARE FINDING PLAYIING TO THE GALLERY OF POLITICS IS EVEN MORE...FETCHING?
 
WELL FETCH AND CARRY!
 
THEY FETCH AND CARRY FOR WHOEVER PAYS THEM THE HIGHEST PRICE!
 
AND FLATTER THE ONES WHO END UP BEING THEIR HIGHEST BIDDERS GET THE HIGHEST PRAISE?
 
WELL HOW THE HIGH AND MIGHTY SNOOTY ARE MADE TO SEEM SO: HUMBLE?
 
WELL TUMBLE INTO HUMILITY....
 
A LA AMERICAN PRESIDENT?
 
HOW THE MIGHTY ARE FELLED?
 
WELL WHO FELL FOR THAT TRICK?
 
NOBODY! THAT IS THE POINT.

"The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain."

GEORGE GORDON, LORD BYRON.

WILL GORDON BE KNIGHTED OR LORDED?

 

BROWN?

WELL TO BORROW THE BROW OF CONTEMPLATION WHEN THE VISION IS FAILING IS NOT TO...

HAVE MEDICAL RECORDS MADE ....

 

M UCH OF?

 

WELL TO START WITH THE MONARCY OF OLE BLIGHTY WITH THE OFFICES OF THE TABLOIDSEE HASN'T DONE MUCH IN ALL OF IT'S TIME SO THE PERSON IN POWER IS NOT THE POINTSMAN OR THE FOCAL POINT OF HAVING THE HIGHLIGHTS A LA JOHANN VANMEER'S PEARLS IN PAINTINGS AND THE REST OF THE PALAVER AND THE REST OF THE PALETTE OF COLOURS BUT...

 

"Life is a train of moods like a string of beads; and as we pass through them they prove to be many colored lenses, which paint the world their own hue, and each shows us only what lies in its own focus."

RALPH WALDO EMERSON.

BUT TO MISS THE POINT OFORGANISATIONAL PSYCHIATRY  is to continue messing around and missing out on the FOCAL POINT!
 
So matter who is in power, or who is not the MOST POWERFUL ON EARTH, THE POINT IS UNLESS YOU GET TO THE POINT, THE VERY FOCAL POINT OF FOCUSING ON THE TRANSFERENCE PHENOMENON OF PSYCHIATRIC PROJECTION
whereby the C-CUBED, THAT IS THE CAUCASIAN CONVERTED-CHRISTIAN CANNIBALS STIRRING AT THE CAULDRON WOULD HAVE THE PERSIAN PATAKA PERSECUTION OF THE PERSECUTED JEWS AS A POINTED PROJECTION PHENOMENON OF THEIR OWN PSYCHIATRIC TRANSFERENCE PHENOMENON AND THE PEW POPULATION STUDY OF MOZZIES AROUND THE WORLD SO MUCH THAT....
 
THE DOUBLY PHONY ANGLO-SAXONY WAGED TWO WORLD WARS OVER............
 
THE PROJECTION OF DANGER FROM PEOPLE WHO WERE THEIR OWN MINORITIES....
 
AND BILL CLINTON SEETHING AWAY OVER THE FAILURE OF THE DYNAMITE AWARD GOING HIS UGH WAY BECAUSE HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN THE BOSNIA ETHNIC CLEANSING HAVING A COMPLETE DOMESTOS WORKUP WITH TOSSING IN THE NATO GOING INTO 'HUMANITARIAN BOMBING'...
AND TEFLON TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR HAD HIS PRESSMEDIASPINDOC EX-FLEETSTREET FLEETFOOTED CAMPBELL END UP DOING A SPINJOB IN CAMPS IN BOSNIA....
 
AND NOW THE EMPTIED OUT VILLAGES WILL TURN INTO THE ENVIRONMENTAL PARKS.................
 
AND THE BALLPARK POINT OF IT ALL IS................
 
DISPLACEMENT!
 
 
DISTRACTION TACTICS BY DISPLACEMENT!
 
SO TO DISPLAY A SHOW OF FAKE SENSATION OF PAIN, FELT BY THE TELEVISION CHANNEL THERE WAS A CONTENT CREATION OF CREATIVE FIBBING AND NO RIBBING BUT THE RIBBON CUTTING TYPES OF CANDY FLOSS FLOOZIES..........
 
 
TALKING ABOUT FLOODS....
AND FIGHTING FLOODS...
 
WAS....
 
AS MUCH IN THE FLOODLIGHTS AS...
 
AH!
LIGHTS!
CAMERA!
ACTION!
 
NO. IT WAS NOT REALLY THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET.
 
NOR WAS IT A TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION!
 
BECAUSE IF IT WAS REAL NEWS AND NOT REEL NEWS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CICACTRIXED OUT OF CIRCULATION AT SOURCE!
 

So when that rarest thing on the planet happens, ACTUALLY HAPPENS THAT IS NOT AN ACT BUT A TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION then to STORY THAT IS....
 
REALLY REALLY TELLING!
 

WHEELING AND DEALING AT THE NOBELS?

 

WHAT THE PRIZE HAS BY THE WAY OF?

IT IS TIME ALL PRIZES WERE GIVING AN INDECENT BURIAL!

AT THE ALTER-EGO OF UNHEALTHY COMPETITION!

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THE STRATEGY GAME.

And when the NOBEL COMMITTEE KEEPS IT A SECRET TILL ALL THE LIVING MEMORY IS LOST INTO OBITUARY...
 
INTO OBSCURITY?
 
WELL OBVIOUSLY BEYOND SCRUTINY...
 
SO WHAT IS THE ID OF 'THE PRIZE'?
 
NO. WHAT IS THE IDENTITY SHORTENED TO I.D.
 
AH! THE MYSTERY HASN'T LOST THE MYSTIQUE!
 
SO THE MIST HASN'T LIFTED?
NO NOR THE MOST VALID POINT MISSED!
 
THAT PREMONITION IS NOT SO MUCH AS PRESAGING AN EVENT BUT....
 
PREGUAGING THE PSYCHIATRY OF THOSE WHO STEAL AND THIEVE.......
 
AND FROM THE DAY OF EVE TO THE EVE OF THE ARRIVAL OF ACTION.................
 
MAKING WEALTH BY STEALTH IS THE SIGNATURE THEME TUNE OF THOSE WHO EMPLOY THE TACTICS OF:
PIRACY?
 
SEE! SEE!
THE CONSPIRACY
OF THE CO-PIRACY!
 
 
THE PEER REVIEW IS THE STUPIDEST PUTDOWN ON SOMETHING SO NOVEL, NEW AND HAPPENING AS:
 
BEYOND COMPARE!
 
SO WHEN THEY HAVE TO COMPARE SO MANY TO COME DOWN TO PARE IT TO A PASSABLE BRIBE TO BE PASSED ON TO THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA TO DO NOTHING....
 
IT IS NOTHING!
 
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
 
WHICH THOUGH IS NOT WHY WHY ACARYA NAGARJUNA IN THE MIDDLE MILLENEUM OF THE FIRST AFTER THE CHRISTIAN CALENDER SAID:
 
SHUNYATA ITI SARVATAM!
 
NOTHING IS EVERYTHING.
 
AND THE ENGLISH BARD HAD IT THRUST INTO HIS COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE THUS:
 
SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING?
 
NAH! MAKING "MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING'!
 
BUT NOT FOR NOTHING?
 
OH NO. FOR A CONSIDERATION OH YES FOR A CONSIDERATION!
 
A HEFTY COMPENSATION PACKAGE BEYOND COMPREHENSION?
 
BUT OFCOURSE! BRIBES ARE LIKE THAT BRO!
AND IN THE BROTHEL OF POLITICS, AND THE POCKET ADDITION OF POLITICS..........
 
ADDICTIONS?
 
WELL YES IT ADDS TO THE DICTION OF VOICE THEFT THAT THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA WILL SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLY TERRIFYINGLY COMPROMISING!
 
AND IS THAT A PREMONITION?
 
OH NO. THAT IS AN ADMONITION!
 
THAT THE ADAMANTINE ADAM TO A DAM HAS ALWAYS DONE TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PREMONITION WHICH THE SPOOKS HAVEN'T OUTSPOOKEN?
 
OH NO. THE SPOOKS NEVER GET SPOKEN TO BY THE NOBEL AWARD GIVING COMMITTEE NOR BY THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY SO ON THAT ONE POINT THERE IS TOTAL AGREEMENT!
 
 
SO WHEN THOSE WHO STEAL AND THIEVE AND THEN STUMBLE ON SOMETHING SO PATHETIC AS AN  'EMBARRAS DU CHOIX' IT DOES BECOME WHAT IT HAS BECOME!
 
AN EMBARASSMENT OF CHOICE!
 
SO THE CHOICES THE PRIZE IDIOTS STUMBLED ON WAS REALLY THAT HUMBLING?
 
NAH! IN ALL HUMILIATION THE MEDIA STOLE THE MEDIUM AND MADE THE MEDIUM THE MESSAGE!
 
WHICH IS A MESSinanyAGE?
WHICH IT IS!
 
SO WHEN THE MEDIA ANNOUNCED THE PRIZE BEFORE THE PRIZE IDIOTS GOT ROUND TO DENYING IT THE SO CALLED FREE PRESS ENDED UP WITH FREE PASSES TO THE EVENING DRESSAGE?
 
WELL..................
 
DRESS CODES AND COATTAILS AND STUMBLING ON THE TRAIN OF RETINUE ENSURES THE SAME RETAINERS KEEP RETURNING WITH STARTLING REGULARITY!
 
LIKE THE PROVERBIAL BAD PENNY?
 
TURNING UP WHERE AND WHEN IT AIN'T WANTED?
 
WELL THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT CAN HARDLY TURN IT DOWN AND HAVE CLINTONS TRIPPING ALL OVER THE CARPET CAN HE?
 
GEE! IT IS THAT CUMBERSOME TILL THE COOKIE THE REAL COOKIE REALLY REALLY CRUMBLES!
 
WHEN THE C-CUBED WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY HUMBLED AMERICA SINCE THEY SET UP THE SAMUEL P FOR PROVINCIAL HUNTINGTON'S 'CLASH OF CIVILISATION' PULING?
 
AND THEY PULLED THE STRINGS?
 
ON THE STRING THEORY?
 
NO. THAT IS THE POINT. THE TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION IS THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET BECAUSE THINGS THAT NEED DOING ARE DONE AND HAVING BEEN DONE THEY ARE DONE WITH AND NOT DONE TO DEATH!
 
AND TO UNDO THINGS IS EVEN MORE UNDOING FOR THOSE WHO DO NOTHING!
 
AND WANT NOTHING DONE?
 
OR UNDONE?
 
PRECISELY.
 
SO THE ONES WHO ARE REAPING RICH RETURNS, RICHES BEYOND REACHES, WANT TO HAVE THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY GOING ON AND ON...
 
AND GOT THE LEFT LEANING NORDS TO........
 
PULL OUT A COLD JAR?
 
OH YES THEY JARRED AMERICA COLD AND THREATENED THEM WITH A RETURN TO THE ERA OF THE COLD WAR IN A COLD JAR SO MUCH SO THAT............
 
THE BEST THING FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD BE TO HAVE CLINTON RESIGN IN PROTEST BECAUSE IT WAS HER DIP-LOW-MERCY OR LACK THEREOF THAT GOT THE CYBORG THE ....
 
WHEN IT WAS THE CLINTON FOUNDATION THAT FUNDED HIS PHISSING EXPEDITION?
WELL THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY WENT PHISSING IN TROUBLED VOTERS............
THE VOTERS REALLY DID NOT TROUBLE TO VOTE FOR?
 
 
TOUCHE!
 
SO WHEN INDIA HAD NO REAL ELECTIONS TO SPEAK OF, OR A REAL CHIEF MINISTER TO GO MISSING IN ACTION, THE MISSIONS WHO SPOOKED IT SO..........
 
WERE OUTSPOOKEN?
 
WELL, BOOMERANG HAS A GAFF GOING FROM BOOM WHEN IT IS A SINGLE SALED VEHICLE CALLED:
 
SLOOP OF WAR!
 
STUCK SOMEWHAT ATWEEN A GUNBOAT DIP-LOW-MERCY AND A CORVETTE?
 
WELL YES. THOSE WHO COVET THE VOGUE COVER AND THE VELVETTE CARPET AT THE NORDIC OSLO DOODALLY WILL GET DIDLY SQUAT?
 
WELL SQUATTING RIGHTS TO THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM ISN'T QUITE LIKE PARKING THE ASS ON THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAT IS IT?
 
WELL TO HAVE THE SEAT OF THE PANTS PICHKOED TO THE SEAT OF POWER IS NOTHING LIKE SEETHING WITH COLD FURY AT THE SEATING ARRANGEMENTS AT CHEQUERS?
 
OR CHEQUES ENDING UP MAKING THE ROYALTY ROBBERS RICHER WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL CALLED WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
 
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
 
SO THAT IS THE IDENTITY OF "THE POSITION" WHO WON THE PRIZE!
 
POSITING THAT THERE IS NO PERSON IN POWER IN AMERICA THE POSITION OF THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY NO DOUBT IS GIVING THE HEEBIES JEEBIES TO THE PAPACY OF THE HOLY SEE!
 
BECAUSE HIS HOLY HIGHNESS DID NOT ACTUALLY DID NOT HOLYSEE OR PROPHECY IT IN THE PAPAL BULL?
 
WELL, THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD ATWEEN THE FEE COLLECTORS FOR THE FIRST HOUSE OF FAITH OF THE HOLY TRINITY CONTINUETH AND .................
 
 
NOT A SINGLE PENNY, NAY NOT A SINGLE LIRA HAS BEEN PASSED ON...........
 
SO THEY ARE JUST WHILING AWAY TIME, AND DOING TIMEPASS AND SEE TO IT THAT NOTHING PASSES THROUGH TIME............
 
NOT EVEN TIME!
 
SO THE TIMING WAS ALL.
 
AT THE HOUR WHEN THE NOBEL PRIZE NORDIC TYPES WERE TIPPLED BEYOND STUMBLING ON THEIR WORDS THE WORD WENT OUT THAT..................
 
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a
chance to get its pants on."
WINSTON CHURCHILL.
 
DID THE BRITS TWITS THE GREATEST HUMBUG OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY ACTUALLY SAY IT?
 
NO. BUT THE ONES WHO FILCH WITHOUT FLINCHING WON'T FLIP THE FINCH?
OH NO THEY ACTUALLY DO GO ON AN ANGLING EXPEDITION OF WHAT MISCHIEF TO DO AT MIDNIGHT AND ON THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN AND WHOM TO BLAME IT ON THE MORN!
 
AND THE PRESIDENT THAT WASN'T BORN........
 
PRECISELY THE POINT.
 
THE PRESIDENT THAT WASN'T BORN AMERICAN CAN HAVE A FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AUTHENTICATION, A DELAYED ONE AT THAT, AT HONOLULU  AND THE REST AS THEY DON'T SAY IS:
 
THE NATION FALLS AT THE LACK OF ACTION AT THE LEVEL OF DISTRICT MAGISTRACY!
 
AND FROM RAE BARAELI?
OH YES THE LIE IS LAID SO LOW THAT THE BAR DOESN'T RISE BEYOND THE POINT WHEREBY STATE AFTER FEDERAL STATE OF INDIA HAS PRESIDENT'S RULE FOR SIX MONTHS AND SIC THE STATE IS LYING IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION WHILE THE ANIMATION STUDIOS DO THE REST AND THE CASTING COUCH CASTOFFS WHO HAVE BEEN RESTED.............
 
DON'T RISE?
 
BEYOND THE RISIBLE POINT OF VISIBLE NISI NISI?
NAH! NICE AS THE DOT NIC IS IT DOES NOTHING!
 
TAKES NO ACTION.
 
NO. NOT THE RIGHT TO INFORMATION NOT THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION NOT THE REST OF THE WESTERN FOISTED FOIS GRAS FOB OFFS!
 
AH! JOB NOT DONE?
NAH.
 
WHICH IS WHY THE RAREST THING ON THE PLANET IS A TRULY INDIVIDUAL ACTION.
 
AND?
NOTHING NEED HAPPEN AFTER THAT BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED!
 
DONE AND DONE WITH!
AND NOBODY CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT?

NAH! NOT EVEN UNDO THE DONE NOR DO THE UNDOING OF HOW IT IS UNDERMINING THE VERY EVENT BY...........
 
UNDERMINING?
 
OR WHAT WENT UNDER THE MINING DEPARTMENT!
 
A DEPARTURE SO DEPART-MENTAL
THE DEPARTURE WAS DISPATCHED POSTE-HASTE?
 
WELL THE POST HAS TO GO BEYOND THE POSITING OF THE OUTPOST OUT AND OUT SO BEFORE ANYONE FOUND OUT............
 
THE ONE NOT FOUND............
 
HAD A NEW IDENTIKIT KITTED OUT BY THE FIBBIES?
AHA!
 
TALKING OF FIBS, AND HIS NIBS................
 
'OH WHAT A WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE FIRST SET OUT TO DECEIVE.'
 
OR RECIEVE?
 
OR HAVE THE RECCE SO POROUS LIKE A SIEVE?
 
THAT LEAKS LIKE A COLANDER?
 
AND THE COOL COOL COLLECTIONS GO ON A:
 
GOOSE CHASE?
 
GOOSY GOOSY GANDER
WHERE DO YOU WANDER?
 
TILL THE GOOSE BUMPS COME OUT?
 
MORE TROUBLED TALES YOU CAN TREMBLE BY?
 
BAH! THAT IS THE BATHOS OF IT.
 
THOSE WHO STOLE STUFF GET STUFFED?
AT THE TAXIDERMISTS?
 
OH NO. AT THE DERMIS BEING SO THICK AS PACHYDERMY OF POLITICS PLAYING POLITICS WITH THE PEACE PRIZE!
 
WHEN IT WAS A CLEAR CASE OF EMBARRAS DU CHOIX BEING MISREAD BY THE ONES WHO LACK LANGUAGE SKILLS AS 'EMBARASSMENT AT THE CHOICE'?
 
CHOUX IDIOTS?

 

WELL CABBAGES WHO END UP PRETENDING TO BE KINS...

 

CHOU FARCI?

STUFFED CABBAGE?

WELL IT IS FARCICAL THAT THE FROGS USE CHOU AS A MOT OF ENDEARMENT SO WHEN THE ONES WHO MISREAD THE CATCHPHRASE 'EMBARRAS DU CHOIX' AS 'EMBARASSMENT OF CHOICE'

THEY GOT?
"CHOICE CUTS"  INSTEAD.
 
JUICY INNIT?
 
JUST DESSERTS!
 
 

EMERGENCE INDIA!