Forget the FREE LUNCH at the FOOD COURTS.
IT FOOLS NOBODY.
That the TABLOIDSEE tabernacles ain't puttin' out the tabulated columns in TABULA RASA.
ABOUT?
ALIMONY?
WELL IT HAS ALL TO DO WITH MONEY AND LITTLE TO DO WITH MATRIMONY.
MAIS OUI. MATTER OF MONEY, THE RETURNS THEY CAN GET OUT OF RETURNING THE MATRIMONIAL CERTIFICATE.
TILL DEARTH DO US PART?
OR DEARNESS DOES IT'S PART. TO MAKE ALLOWANCES FOR WHAT THE SACRED INSTITUTION HAS SANCTIFIED WITH SO MANY SANCTIONS
THAT IT TAKES ALL BUT ONE LESS LAW THAN THIRTY FIVE MILLION AND TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND AND FIFTY FOUR HUNDRED SHORN short of
ten P A PISS TO SAY PISS OFF?
WELL, THE PATRONAGE SYSTEM OF PATRIFIED SOCIETY IS TOO PETRIFIED TO EVEN ASK HOW THEY CAN ROB PETER TO PAY PAUL
TO...........
AH! HAVE THE PRIEST IN HIS PURPLE ROBES CONTINUING TO READ OUT THE NUMBERS?
WELL YES. THERE'S THE TALE AS HOW THE PRIEST WAS READING OUT THE NUMBERS IN THE BINGO AT THE LOCAL CHURCH AND
HE WAS CALLING OUT ALL THE NUMBERS IN LATIN SO THAT THE ATHEISTS DON'T WIN.
WHY WAS THAT?
AS ATHEISM IS:
A NON-PROPHET organisation.
And the GOD'S HOUNDS DON'T PASS ON THE POUNDS.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ALIMONY, ONLY THE PROFIT KNOWS THE PRIEST AS HOW
THE SUPREME COURT DOES NOT TAKE COGNISANCE OF THE FACT THAT ................
BEYOND THE ACT.
IT IS NOT EVEN PAY-PER-LAY BUT ALL PLASTERED ALL OVER THE PAPERS, THE TABLOIDSEE TABERNACLES NOT EVEN SHOWING
IT IN TABULATED COLUMNS OF TABULA RASA AS HOW THE .........
THE LAW OF TORT?
GOT TO BECOME THE LAW OR EXTORT?
BY THE TART THAT JUST GOT EX-ed?
WELL, NEVER MIND THE ENGLISH RP THAT IS RECEIVED PRONOUNCIATION BUT FOR THE APPRECIATION OF THIS PUN THAT IS
WHAT IS NEEDED!
How do you make a hormone?
By not paying her!
that is a phonetic pun not a phone tech one that the AMERICAS WAS ENTERTAINED ON WHILE THE HUMANITARIAN
BOMBING BY NATA OVER THE NATIVES WAS GOING OVER WHILE THE PREZ WAS NOT EVEN SAYING:
I'D GLADLY KILL! TO GET A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
AND SURPRISE! SURPRISE! THE SCANDINAVIAN SCOUNDRELS GOT TO THEIR PIRACY ACT AND DECORATED OBBIE
THE CYBORG INSTEAD?
WELL, HE WAS WILLING ENOUGH TO ROLL BACK HIS POLL PROMISES TO SPLURGE AND SURGE IT SERGE! IT ON
THE AFGHAN!
HOIST WITH HIS OWN RETARD?
WELL THE RETURNS AIN'T TARDY ARE THEY? WHICH IS WHY THEY STILL CALL IT WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
FROM THE KILLING FIELDS OF KINDNESS?
OH THEY WILL FIELD ONLY THOSE DO THEY BIDDING, THEY DO, BECAUSE NO MATTER WHO GETS TO WIN, THE GOVERNMENT
ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET IN, LIKE THE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE, PIGGING ITSELF!
DIGGING IT ALL IN?
NEVER MIND THE DINERS, OR THE FREE LUNCH AT THE FOOD COURTS HOLDING COURT TO THE COURTESANS CURTSYING
TO SAN JAPS BOWING AND SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL OF PORK BARREL OF POLITICS, BUT WHAT IS POLITICS IF NOT TO PUT IT
POLITELY IN GREEK IF NOT LATIN, TO DO WITH POLI WHICH MEANS TOO MANY, TICS THAT IS BLOOD SUCKING CREATURES BUT THE POINT ABOUT
CEASARS, NOT CEASAR SALADS WITH DOLLOPS OF GOAT'S CHEESE THAT AIN'T DOING UP THE DORRITOS TO THEIR TANGY WHATSITS BUT WHATWASIT
ABOUT HOW THE MOVEABLE FURNITURE IN BRITISH RAIL WAS SO MOVING THAT THE BLIND CRYPTO MISSED OUT THE POINT THAT THE CHINESE
WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT STRAIGHT OFF IN MANDARIN AND THAT AIN'T A PUN, PHONETIC OR ANY TECH, BUT PLAIN SPOKEN THAT THE BRITISH
BANIAS WOULD NEVER LEAVE MOVEABLE BITS IN TRAINS SO THEY HAVE TO SHELL OUT INSURANCE WHICH IS WHY IT IS STILL WHAT IT HAS
ALWAYS BEEN CALLED:
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
AND THE PULLMAN'S PICKLE SANDWICH CAN DO THE SNITCH BUT..........CAN'T HIDE IT'S OVERHEADS
IN THE SAND BECAUSE........
THEY DON'T "SEND WITCHES" SPEAKING IN ENGLISH RP?
OH NO THE RECEIPTS FROM PLAGIARISM AND PIRACY AREN'T ON RSVP WITH THE RP THAT IS THE ROYAL
POST GOING VERY VP SORRY WEEPY OVER...........
AH! THE THERMACOLE!
NO THE THERMA COOKED UP OVER THE COLES ABOUT HOW THE MOLE NE'ER LET OUT..........
WHAT THE HAGGIS HAD ON JULIUS CEASAR?
VENI
VIDI
VICI.
OH NO. THAT WAS BEFORE BRANDING GOT TO BE A BIG RIP OFF THE SLAVERY MART, SO TO DO THEIR SHAKESPEAREAN
PART, NOT IN TONY AND CLEO BUT TWICE REMOVED FROM OCTAVIO.......
IT WAS:
VOLVO, VIDEO AND VELCRO!
WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT! Julius doddering old goat Ceasar boasting about it!
on VIDEO?
SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE!
AH! AND BURR, WASN'T THE BURR THE INSPIRATION FOR THE VELCRO INDUSTRY?
WELL, THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION not transatlantic or intercontinental marriages but plain ol'
spoken stuff has it thus:
I CAME,
I SAW,
I STUCK AROUND!
SURE?
WHAT ALIMONY DID JULIUS CAESAR PAY CLEO IF THE MONO WIFEY OF CAESAR WAS ABOVE SUSPICION?
WELL IN THOSE DAYS THEY DIDN'T PAY THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE NOR HAVE THE HAGGIS COME IN TO GIVE EVIDENCE
IN COURT TO SUPPORT THE TABLOIDSEE TABERNACLES BECAUSE THE JUDGES KINDA KNOCKED THEM ON THEIR KNUCKLES WITH A KNOW KNOW WINK
AND CHUCKLEHEADED VERDICTS ABOUT HOW THE EDICTS OF MOSES DID NOT NEED TO HAVE THIRTY MILLION AND THE
REST OF THE BREAKUP TO KEEP THEM FROM BREAKUP!
SO THAT SHAKESPEARE CAN BREAK EVEN ON HIS DRAMATURGY WITH TONY AND CLEO?
WELL, THE ENGLISH ALWAYS ARE SO UNDERSTATED AIN'T THEY ABOUT STAGE WHISPERS, SO...........
what is alimony?
ALIMONY: THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING YOU GOT.
from the
SCREWLOOSE SCREAM PUFF
SCROLLS OF
THE SOURCREAM COURTS.
SO THE DREAM HOUSE AND THE DREAM SCREAM CAN HAVE IT ALL?
THAT'S NOT ALL! THEY DON'T LEAVE THE POOR PUNTER TILL THEY REDUCE 'IM TO POVERTY.
AND THAT WHEN THE SACRED INSTITUTION OF MATRIMONY DOES NOT EVEN LAST...........
A SESSION?
WELL A FOOTBALL SEASON. IF NOT A CESS THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE PROP-HER-COURTS TO TURN OVER THE ENTIRE PROPERTIES
TO HER TO SEVER HER TIES SO THAT THE SHOESTRINGS CAN BE TIED BY THE ONE WHO WILL BE REDUCED TO.......
GET BY ON A SHOESTRING BUDGET?
BUT IF THE TABLOIDSEES ARE ONLY TELLING TALES, NOT BEDTIME TALES POLITICALLY CORRECTED BUT TALES, THAT THE PRIESTS
AIN'T CORRECTED IN THE CLOISTERED ENCLOSURES OF CONFESSIONS THEN ........
IT GOES TO SHOW THAT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS HAVE HIRED ALL THE LAWYERS THEY CAN LAYER INTO THE LIES SO THAT..............
THE LEAK IN THE LAY PRESS CAN PRESS BUTTON THE PRESIDENT INTO SUPPLICANT SERVICES..........
AND?
ALSO TELL THE NAKED TRUTH?
NO AND ALSO TELL THE NAKED LIE!
THAT WHEN THE PSEUDOMENON IS THE PHENOMENAL FAKOLOGY OF THE PHILOSOPHY OF SOPHISTRY, THE TRY AND TRY AGAIN LAWYERS
OF SERIAL MATRIMONY GET THEIR SERIAL KILLINGS FROM MAKING ALL THEIR MATERIAL FROM MATRIMONIES THEY REDUCE TO MONEY TRANSACTIONS
OVER TRANSATLANTIC AND INTERCONTINENTIAL DISTANCES THAT IT WOULD TAKE THE HAGGIS ALL THE HOVERING OVER THE ENTIRE HUBBLE BUBBLE
ECONOMY OF HUBBIES PARTING FROM THEIR BUBBLE BUST ECONOMIES.........
WHICH IS WHY IT IS CALLED:
TWO TITS AUGMENTS?
WELL, THAT IS HOW THE ENGLISH RP THAT IS RECEIVED PRONOUNCIATION ENUNCIATES IT ON THE TWO TITHES AUGMENTS!
SANS ALL THE ARGUMENTS PAID FOR?
WHATEVER. WHATEVER. SO WHY IS IT THAT WHEN MARRIAGES ARE SO SHORT LIVED, THE SHORTING IS SO SHOCKING?
BECAUSE THE GRID OF GRIDDLE GREASE IS LIKE THAT ONLY. GRIN AND GET RID OF THE RIDDLE BECAUSE THE HAGGIS WON'T
BE HAGGLING OVER HOW THE HAG'S GIS CAME INTO HANDING OUT ALL THE PICTURES TO THE TABLOIDSEE TABERNACLES THAT DOES NOT PUT
OUT IN TABULATED COLUMNS OF TABULA RASA IN RUSH DELIVERIES THAT DID NOT DELIVER THE DOOSRAS!
AH! DOOR SERVICES! TO ROOM SERVICES! THAT THE PIXELS DID NOT JOIN UP THE DOTS TO SEE HOW DOTTY IT ALL IS WHEN
THE SUPREME COURTS OF EVERY COLONIAL COUNTRY DOES NOT TAKE INTO COGNISANCE BECAUSE THE INSURANCE POLICY OF THE HEALTH REFORMS.........
THAT IS THE POINT.
NO MATTER WHETHER THE GOVERNMENT IS THE BIGGEST INSURER OR THE PRIVATE PROFITEERS NOBODY BUT NOBODY IS GOING
TO GET OUT OF IT ALIVE AFTER ALL!
SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER-- OF WHO GETS TO GET PAID FOR PUTTING IN THE PAPERWORK-- WHEN IT IS ALL A CASE OF
WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN WHAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN?
THE ROYAL RIP OFF!
FROM THE TIME THE ROMAN ROWDIES RULED OVER THE LAND OF THE LORD, and Jesus boasted over a careen
of water, 'Now! I'll convert this from water to wine.'
When Judas Iscariot created a RIOT by not toasting to that boast: 'No you won't! You'll put in twenty
two shekels like everyone else.'
NO. THAT WASN'T A CAREEN AND JESUS DID NOT MAKE A CAREER OF TURNING TUREENS INTO "TIPPING INDUSTRY.......
AND YES THAT IS A PUN!
NOT NO NOT:
TIPPLER'S TOPPLER'S TOPPERS THOUGH!
