Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB

Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB

Tis 'time' to thumb your noses.

For the posh ones who dine at FRACASFEIGNY [is that FENI WITH A FIRANGI ACCENT?] IT'S CALLED:

At the very ones who nick it from every nook and corner and carry on from the Bofor's kroner?

SONIA IS GOING TO BE SWORN INTO THE SUPREME COURT OF AMERICA?

THEY ARE RUNNING SHORT OF GRINGAS IN THE ERA OF THE ET's?

THE RUCKUS OVER OBAMA'S BIRTH CERT HASN'T EVEN HIT THE CRESCENDO CREST AND AMERICA IS ALREADY DOING A BILL CLINTON SLUMMING DOWN IN NORTH KOREA TALKING TO KIM JONG WHATEVER ROMAN NUMERAL?

ALONGSIDE THE NUMERO DIPTEA?

THE ONE THAT WON THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR A VIDEO ON "GLOBAL WARMING"?

IF THE AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT, THEY WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT GOES PING IN THE NIGHT.

The way America was reduced to a tearfilled moment when the former president of America, not any former president counting down or up from the peanut farmer turned president to the ET WHOSE BIRTH CERT IS STILL NOT CERT and there was the world's first sole superpower's president who alongside his diptea went down to THE ROGUE STATE OF NORTH KOREAN COMMIE STATE TO TALK TO THE COMMIE TO COME BACK WITH WHAT?

THE ENTIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONISATION PROGRAM WRAPPED UP IN A WANTON?

NOT QUITE BUT THE WAY THE FAKE NEWS WAS FAKING IT TO BIGTIME, IT WAS ABOUT TWO NORTH KOREAN ETHNIC JOURNOS OF AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP WHO WERE BROUGHT BACK BY THE MOST POWERFUL DUO OF THEIR TIME WHO BLACKMAILED THE COMMIE STATE TO ACCEPT A BRIBE OFFER OF WHAT WAS PERCHANCE SIX HUNDRED MILLION GIVE OR TAKE A FEW TRILLIONS ON THE SIDE TO PASS ON TO WHERE IT ALWAYS GOES TO PAY UP THE PISS MONEY FOR BUYING PISS, NEVER MIND THE PRONOUNCIATION, THE CLINTON PRESIDENCY WAS NOTED FOR THE NOBILITY WITH WHICH IT WENT AROUND BOMBING BOSNIA, THROUGH "HUMANITARIAN BOMBING" SO IT WAS THE VERY same duo that did that very brazen bold brazen lethal lumpen brazen 'HUMANITARIAN BOMBING' of BOSNIA BRINGING IN NATO TO DO THE NASTY, AND BLIAR'S, OH AYE TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR'S EX-FLEETSTREET RATPACK'S CAMPBELL TO GO OVER TO BOSNIA TO BUY PISS AND YES BOMB BOSNIA DOWN TO BITS WHILE THERE WAS THE TAG OF 'HUMANITARIAN' TO BOMBING AFFIXED FOR THE first and only time in HUMAN HISTORY, oh aye the very humbug who wants to do an EU PRESIDENCY just so he can have the HAGGIS- that is the HAG'S GIS-- haress the pants off the ones caught with their pants down oh aye , the stuff of which blackmail gets the BEST BETS WITHOUT PLACING THE BETS, AND THE LOTTERY AND THE LOT, THAT IS THE PARKING LOT IN PARADISE BY WHICH THE PREACHER WHO TURNED TO 'DOING GOD' BY NOT CHAINGING GOD WHICH MUST HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE HIS TIME THOUGH, CHANGED HIS CHURCH PARISH AND SO THE PREACHY FELLOW NO DOUBT WILL TOSS HIS HAT INTO THE EU PRESIDENCY WITH THE CLINTON'S BACK IN RESIDENCY ALONGSIDE THEIR CYBORG, SO IT IS EXACTLY LIKE IT W AS: A SLAVE SHOW THAT GOES ONTO THE SALIVATION OVER HOW THE CLINTON'S MANAGED A COUP!

AND A COMMIE COUP AT THAT.

BUT AMERICAN FORMER PRESIDENT TALKING TO A COMMIE

AND LIVE IN AMERICA TO TELL THE TALE?

LIVE ON LETTERMAN OR WHOEVER IT IS THAT THE BRITS TWITS ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT WROTE THE LETTER DOWN TO THE LAST LETTER AND THE LAST BUTTERED PAPER NOT PAPERED OVER BY THE gay english butlering services to do the 'needful' so there is no need to change the NEWSANCHORS' FOR YONKS, YOU KNOW THE SAME OLE CROAKS THAT GOT AMERICAN PREZ SINGING 'HAPPY B'DAY TO YOU' FROM ALL PRESIDENTS BEFORE THE PEANUT FARMER TURNED PRESIDENT TO THE ET TURNED PRESIDENT WITH A BIRTH CERTIFICATE HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE AND ON THE CAROUSSEL OF MOVEABLE MOBILE DELIVERIES ALONGSIDE LIVERIED GAY ENGLISH BUTLERING SERVICES YOU KNOW WHERE THE LEVEL OF HONOLULU MAGISTRACY WILL FAIL THE NATION, TO FALL, LIKE IN THAT ENGLISH BALLAD, FOR WANT OF A SHOENAIL THE KINGDOM WAS LOST, WELL THE MOMENT WAS NOT LOST ANYONE THAT AMERICA WAS MAKING THE MOST OF WHAT IT CAN'T EVEN MAKE OUT!

THE MOCKERY TO WHICH SHE WAS BEING SUBJECTED TO.

THE ONES THAT BOASTED OF BEING THE BOSSES OF THE SOLE SUPERPOWER OF THE WORLD, HAVING TO GO HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD, TO FAWN OVER A FADED COMMIE COMRADE, TO BRING BACK TWO JOURNOS?

OF COMMIE KOREAN EXTRACTION?

THEY DID NOT go back to America, crowing as how they got the whole of the KOREAN STATE'S-- COMMIE KOREAN STATE'S STATED AMBITION-- nuclear weaponisation program all wrapped up in a wanton.

BECAUSE the ones who pulled off that coup, whereby the humbled AMERICA'S HASBEENS WERE PASSED AROUND LIKE SO MUCH FLOSS, to have THE MIGHTY BOTTOM OF AMERICA TWEAKED, OVER WHAT?

NOT FOR TWELVE YEARS, BUT A POSSIBLE TWELVE YEARS.

AND THE HIGH AND MIGHTY OF AMERICA FELL?

OR MIGHT HAVE BEEN CROAKS?

OH DEAR. THE BOW BOW SCRAPE SCRAPE WAS NO DOUBT AT THE PAIN OF HAVING THE BOW STREET DO A WHITE POWDERED WIGGIES WIGGLE AT HOW THE 'HUMAN RIGHTS' VIOLATIONS WOULD BE 'PINOCHETED' OVER 'EM!

NO DOUBT. SO FASTER THAN THEY COULD SAY:"HACK ROBBER AND SONS' THEY DASHED OFF TO BRING BACK THE HACKS!

FANNY SIDE UP CRAWLING ON ALL FOURS AFORE A COMMIE.

HA HA HEE HEE CHEE CHEE.

CLINTONS ARE GOING TO BE THE RUIN OF AMERICA NOT BECAUSE THEY CAN PULL OFF STUNTS LIKE THAT BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH GULLLIBLE BUYABLE BAKRAS!

SO NEVER MIND THE BUCKWAS THE BUCKS GOT FROM THE BLACKMAIL, WAS A BUYBACK POLICY OF THE BRITS TWITS TWENTIETH CENTURY NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY.

NOT ONE BAD PENNY TURNING UP LIKE THE PROVERBIAL, LESS.

IT WAS A LESSON THE CLINTONS AND THEIR CYBORG WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE DOWN.

THE BRITS TWITS HAVE COOKED THEIR CURRY IN THE WAY ONLY THE BRITS TWITS CAN COOK THE CURRY, FIRST BY NOT ALLOWING TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR HARRY THE PARISH OF THE POPE BY GETTING AN ENDORSEMENT IN A FLURRY OF FROCKS TO FIT HIM OUT INTO THE NEW PURPLE ROBES OF PRESIDENCY OF THE MOST POWERFUL STATE OF E U, BUT BY GETTING THE CLINTONS AND THEIR DIPTEA HAVE AN EARL'S GREY ENGLISH DIPTEA BY THE BEDSIDE OF THE FAST FADING COMMIE.

OR SO GOES THE STORY.

ONLY IT DOES NOT GEL.

BECAUSE, CLINTON AND HIS DIPTEA WERE looking about as infused, SORRY NOT INFUSED, sorry very very confused, YEA, THEY WERE THAT CON AND THEY WERE THAT FUSED, AS TO BE SO CON-FUSED, sorry not even as con-fused as they were not very enthused as how they ended up looking so wan and washout, like death warmed over!

IMAGINE. AMERICA THE VIRULENTLY CAPITALIST STATE HAVING TO GET TO POSE OVER A TEA DOILY WITH AN AILING COMMIE AND HIS DAILY HELP?

YELP! AMERICA! YELP!

IT WON'T HELP. BUT THE ENGLISH ARE EVER SO HARD OF HEARING, AND THEY ARE EVER SO HARD OF LEARNING THAT THEY WILL REPEAT HISTORY LIKE THEY HEARD IT REPEATING ITSELF AFTER ITSELF ONLY THEY WILL YELPFULLY LABEL IT 'TRAGEDY' AND 'FARCE' AND PUT IT INTO A HUMBUG SHELF OF DICHOTOMIES NOT CALLED ENGELS AND MARX BUT MARKED 'MARXIST LITTER'.

NEVER MIND LITERATURE NOT WRITTEN BY THE BRITS TWITS FOR THE MARX AND ENGELS INDUSTRY OF BAD YIDDISH PROBLEMS, THEY DON'T EVEN GET TO TREAT AMERICA WITH KIDGLOVES NO LONGER!

BECAUSE THE HAGGIS-- THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS-- IS NOT HARD OF HEARING, AND THE BOW STREET AIN'T HEARING ANY HEARDED HASBEENS TO BE HEARD OVER 'HUMANITARIAN BOMBINGS' BEFORE BRITAIN BUYS UP THE BLACKMAILED NATIONS OF EUROPE BY THREATENING TO FOIST TEFLON TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR ON THEM, AND THEN BLAME IT ON GERMANY AND FRANCE FOR NOT BEING THOROUGHLY BLACKMAILED TO BE BLOCKBOUGHT BY THE BLIARS TURNED FRIARS AND THEIR TRANSATLANTIC BLACKFRIAR'S BALMSY CALMSY CALAMITOUS AMITIES GIVE OR DON'T TAKE BACK A NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE PURCHASED FROM THE DYNAMITE INDUSTRY OF NOBEL'S FOR THEIR NOBILITY IN HUMBLING THE GREAT SOLE SUPERPOWER OF AMERICA TO EAT HUMBLEPIE BY THE SIDE OF CRUMBLING COMMIE TO BRING BACK WHAT?

TWO ETHNIC KOREAN JOURNOS.

NOT THE ENTIRE TAIL OF THE COSMOS TWEAKED TO ELIMINATE EVERY COMMIE FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH IN McCARTHYISM'S MOST MALIGNANT MALA ARIA, BUT THEATRE SO APPALING IT HAD EVEN THE NORTH KOREANS DO AN EYEFUL BRIMFUL TO BE BROUGHT DOWN TO THIS!

AND IF THE ENGLISH RAG IN AMERICA IS SINGING A RAGA ABOUT HOW CLINTON THE SECY OF STATE PULLED IT OFF, THEN THEY ARE PULLING A FAST ONE ON 'EM.

BECAUSE THE FORMER BLACMAIL MONEY FROM THE NUCLEAR STANDOFF WILL ALREADY HAVE FLOWN!

THE NESTEGG WOULD HAVE BEEN NICKED AND IN A NICK OF TIME, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO NOUGHT!

NEVER MIND THE DRAUGHTS AND DODGING THE AMERICAN DRAFTS, THE GRAFT IS WHAT DOES THE POLITICOS IN.

NOT THE RAFT OF LIES told to the TRUTH MACHINE.

Western civilisation boasts of RENE DESCARTIANESIAN 'COGITO, ERGO QUALM?

'I THINK, THEREFORE, I AM.'

NOW, NOW, since when has 'THOUGHT' ALONE, produced HUMANKIND?

THOUGHT ALONE, CANNOT PULL OFF A PUNCH!

So a cerebral chewing gum, even it were labeled: WRIGLEY'S, can't wriggle out and wring it's hands tied up in handcuffs in agony and cry:

COME AGAIN!

WHERE DID I DO THAT?

WHERE AND WHEN DID I EVER DO WHAT I THOUGHT I WOULD?

GOOD! GOOD!

IT IS THAT BAD.

BECAUSE IT IS NO GOOD.

THE RENEE DESCARTES SCHOOL OF THOUGHT, 'COGITO ERGU SUM' TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH

'I THINK THEREFORE I AM'

IS JUST SUCH HUMBUG.

Even if humanity never had a 'THOUGHT' THE WHITE RACE CAN'T BUY THEM ALL OUT WITH A 'RIGHT TO EDUCATION' BILL PASSED BY BOTH HOUSES OF THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT.

HUMANITY CAN AND DOES EXIST WITHOUT 'THOUGHT'.

NO TIS NOT WHAT THE BRITS TWITS VICTORIAN MACAULAY'S THOUGHT LIKE SECOND HAND SECOND SKIN SECOND HAND SALESCLERKS COULD DO IT IF ONLY HE HANDED DOWN BITS OF PIDGIN ENGLISH AND THREW A BIT OF HOBSON JOBSON TO GET OUT OF THE REAL JOB OF DOING THE REAL JOB OF RULING OH AYE, THE RAJ, LIKE THE DODGERS ROGERS COULD, REALLY DO THE RAJ, RULE, REALLY RULE WITH REAL RULES, till they can pule all they could on the PULLMAN'S AND GIVE ALL THE METROS TO THE BENAMI EAST INDIA CO. TYPES LIKE AMBANIS, FROM BOMBAY TO HYDERABAD WHILE DELHI CAN PAY UP THE INSURANCE MONEY AS BRIDGE AFTER BRIDGE AFTER BRIDGE COLLAPSES SO THE ASIAN GAMES CAN EARN A RICHER RETURN FROM THE POLLRETCHES THAT BROUGHT BACK THE SAME BUNCH OF CONGRESS HAND PARTY ROGUES TO HAND OVER THE ROTTERSNAMA WITHOUT THE PANCHANAMA TO THE SAME PUNTERS PUNTING THE SAME OLD PUNT, WITHOUT HAVING TO ACTUALLY GO ON THE ACTUAL HUNT, OH AYE, THE RIGHT TO EDUCATION BILL PUSHED THROUGH THE PARLIAMENT, THE EMERGENCY PARLIAMENT OF INDIA WAS SUCH TRASH!

COGITO ERGO BUM,

THE SAME OLE BUMS BUMMING ALONG THINK THEY CAN BUY ENGLISH EDUCATION INSURANCE TO ENSURE THE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAN RIP OFF THE PUBLIC WITH FAKE PREMIUMS PAID UPFRONT BUT..................

COGITO ERGO TUM!

THAT IS THE BOOM HEARD FROM THE MAINSAIL OF THE SLOOP OF WAR STUCK SOMEWHAT ATWEEN A CORVETTE AND A GUNBOAT DIP-LOW-MERCY AFTER THE GAFFE HAS SOMEHOT DIED DOWN ON COLOUR TELEVISIONS AS HOW ONE MAST TO FOREMOST EDGE ATTACHED DOES NOT MAKE FOR EDUCATION!

THOUGHTS DON'T ACTIONS MAKE.

AND THAT IS WHY THE TRUTH MACHINE CAN'T MAKE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INFERENTIAL ENGINE AND ENGLISH ENGINEERING!

AND NO MATTER WHAT THE ENGLISH RAGS IN AMERICA'S TAKE ON THE CLINTONIAN POWER-COUPLE AND THEIR HYPHENATED HYPERPOWER STATUS DOING A THIRD PRESIDENCY WITH THE CYBORG HAULED IN FROM THE ET THAT IS THE EXTRA-TERRITORIALS WITH BIRTH CERTIFICATE TESTIMONIALS, MONIES MONIES MONIES FROM THE PHISSING EXPEDITIONS IT WAS SO COMIC!

PRESIDENT CLINTON CROUCHING BY THE BEDSIDE OF AILING COMMIE, NORTH KOREAN AND CRIBBING OVER SOME TWO JOURNOS!

QUITE A COUP!

WHEN THE BOSNIAN HUMANITARIAN BOMBING BLASTED MILLIONS TO THEIR PREMATURE DEATHS AND THE BOMBING OF A PHARMACEUTICAL FACTORY IN SUDAN TO ESCAPE SOME BAD PRESS WHILE HOLIDAYING IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD'S HAD TO BE REDUCED TO THIS TEARFUL EYEFUL BRIMFUL OVER BRINGING BACK TWO JOURNOS?

OH WHAT BORES!

IT Ill-bodes America's most powerful state in the world status till ofcourse TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR'S EU PRESIDENCY CAN BEAT THE CLINTON COMEBACK TO WALLPAPER STATUS, BY BEING EVEN MORE BORING THAN THE BORES, it ill-bodes WESTERN CARTESIAN CIVILISATION TO BE REDUCED TO THIS.

THAT A COMMIE STATE CAN TWEAK AMERICA'S TAIL TO HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL DUO COME CALLING TO THE AILING BEDSIDE OF A COMMIE TO COLLECT WHAT?

NOT THE ENTIRE UNWEAPONISED STATE OF NUCLEARISATION OF KOREA WRAPPED UP IN A WANTON WITHOUT A WORD SQUEEZED IN EDGEWAYS BY THE KOREAN CALLED BAN KI MOON HEADING THE UNITED NATIONS BUT...

NOT WHAT THEY THOUGHT?

EXACLTLY.

IT IS SO, EASY, OH AYE, SO EASY TO BUY OFF:

THE CLINTON FOUNDATION!

NOT A CHARITABLE THOUGHT.

BUT NOT WHAT AMERICA THOUGHT!

CALL IT CHARITY?

PAH!

THE CLINTONS AIN'T EVEN SHARING PARITY LET ALONE CHARITY!

AND AMERICA WILL BE PARED DOWN.

WITHOUT BEING SPARED BY THE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT MANGLING IT'S DOGMEAL WHEN THE GOING GETS:

TOUGH AS BONES!

PARED DOWN TO THE BONES.

AND THAT IS THE BAREBONE POSITION OF THIS SILLY SIDESHOW OF A FORMER PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND HIS SIDEKICK SHOWING UP BY THE BEDSIDE OF AN AILING COMMIE!

COME AGAIN!

COGITO, ERGO SUM?

WHAT HUMBUG!

COGITO, ERGO? SUM TOTAL = DUMB.

DOUBLE DUMB CHARADES.

AND MINUS THE COMMIE PARADES!

WHAT A LETDOWN AMERICA!!!!!!

WHAT A LETDOWN.

AFTER THE MELTDOWN.

IT WAS NO MELTING MOMENT.

IT WAS MELTED LIKE FAKE METALS WERE SMELTED DOWN TO A SIZE ZERO AMALGUM!

MINUS THE FREEBIE CHEWING GUM.

WRAPPER?

WRIGLEY'S?

SO CLINTON COME ON, SLAP SOME DECENT WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUM SANCTIONS ON INDIA FOR GOING FOR A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE IN TWO YEARS TIME, WHEN MANMOANSINK WOULD HAVE SUNK WITHOUT A TRACE OF HAVING BEEN HEARD FROM THE PODIUM AT SHASTRI BHAVAN AMIDST TIGHTEST SECURITY ON SHOW ON EARTH, THE EARTH WOULD HAVE COME DOWN TO EARTH!

END USE STATUS?

YOU DON'T GET IT?

THE ENTIRELY "INDIGENOUSLY INDIAN BUILT" SUBMARINE [NEVER MIND THE RUSSIAN MANTRAS READ OVER THEM! IN ACCENTS PICKED OFF RAJ KAPOOR'S FILMS NO DOUBT!] IS BUILT WITH TWINE AND TWIN TURBINES MADE OF LIGHT WATER PITCHBLEND COMBO AND AS IF THAT WASN'T TACKY ENOUGH IT WAS TACKED TOGETHER WITH:

OH YOU GET IT AT LAST?

THAT'S IT.

CHEWING GUM, WRIGLEY'S WRAPPERS WRAPPED ROUND THE CHEWED CHEWING GUMS STUCK WITH THE STICKY SIDE STUCK DOWN TO THE BUSINESS END, THAT IS THE END STATE USE OF WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUMS, WHERE THE ENTIRE LOT WENT INTO THE SUBMARINE BUILDING INDUSTRY, ENTIRELY INDEGENOUSLY INDIAN BUILT SUBMARINE INDUSTRY.

SO TIME CLINTON FOR A WRIGLEY'S CHEWING GUM SANCTIONS SLAPPED ON INDIA BECAUSE BY THE TIME THE CIA AND THE FIBBIES GET ROUND TO CHECKING IT OUT:

FINITO.

SONIA WOULD HAVE CHANGED CITIZENSHIP ONCE MORE TO BE SWORN IN AS THE JUSTICE OF AMERICA.

AND IF THAT WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH THEN YOU CAN SAY:

GRINGA!

GRINGAS IN GOVERNMENT?

GRIN AND POUR THE GIN AND THAT THING IN A TIN?

AMERICA GETS ANOTHER SONIA?

OR IS THAT THE SAME ENGLISH MANAGED THING?

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

AND NOT POURED LIKE IT POURS AND PURRS IN PURE ENGLISH EVENTS MANAGEMENT EITHER.

SO TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR BOASTING OF BEING "STRAIGHT" FROM BENAMI BYLINES CAN BE BROUGHT BACK ON THE BACK OF HAGGIS-- THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS-- BROWBEATING THE FRENCH AND THE GERMANS AND THE ITALIANS AND THE SPANISH WITH HIS ENGLISH?

OH DEAR. DING'S DINING DO'S WITH CHERIE'S CELEB COOKING?

OLE BLIGHTY MUST BE DOWN TO HER USUAL.

BLACKMAIL TRICKS AND DIRTY DEPART MENTAL TACTICS?

BAD BRITISH CUISINE BEING AS BAD AS BAD BRITISH CUISINE THE MUSHROOM CLOUD MUST HAVE CONGEALED WITH THE MUSHED PEAS AND THE CLINTONS NO DOUBT WOULD TRY TO EAT THAT WITH A FORK!

WHILE THEIR CYBORB AND HIS SIDEKICK COLLECT BROWNIE POINTS?

WELL 'YOU ARE DOIN' A HECK A JOB BROWNIE,' WENT THE HURRICANE KATRINA CATERING SERVICES OF THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENCY BUT HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?

NOT A THING SINCE CLINTON GOT IT FROM BUSH TO GIVE IT TO BUSH TO GIVE IT TO CLINTON WITH A FOIL AS A CYBORG FOR COVER AND THAT ABOUT COVERS IT UP NO MATTER WHAT GOES ON THE COVER OF VOGUE!

ABOUT SLEEVELESS BLOUSES AND WORKED OUT BICEPS.

AND NOW LACRYMOSE CLINTON HAVING THE FORMER PRESIDENT SHOWUP ALONGSIDE A LACRYMOSE DUO WITH HIS FORMER DIPTEA STRAIGHT BACK FROM TEA WITH A COMMIE LOOKING LIKE?

TILL TEFLON TONY TINTAN TINNITUS BLIAR THE LATEST FRIAR THAT CHANGED CHURCHES CAN GIVE THEM COMPANY AS THE LATEST LONGLASTER LUSTING AFTER POWER THE MOST POWERFUL E U PRESIDENT?

AND THEN THEY CAN ALL GET LUKEWARM?

COGITO, ERGO, QUALM?

OR STORM BEFORE THE CALM?

WHAT'S IN HARM'S WAY?

SURELY NOT 'HUMANITARIAN BOMBING' HAVING A HEARING AT THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSIONS IN EVERY COUNTRY?

TRY TRY AND TRY AGAIN?

THAT MUST WARM THE COCKLES OF THEIR HEARTS TILL THEY CAN CRY INTO THEIR LEFTOVERS!

LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC ASSYLUMS.

UNABLE TO ASSIMILATE THE FACT THAT THE PAYMENT PREMIUMS FOR FORMER PREMIERS FOR THEIR PARKING LOTS IN PARADISE MUST STILL BE PARED DOWN TO SIZE IN PARAS SO DICEY THEY MUST BE WRAPPED UP IN ENGLISH PROSE.

BEING LED DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH?

STREWN WITH COMPROMISES.

AND CHERIE'S CELEB STEW?

MUST STEW AND STEW IN THE SAME JUICES?

RESOURCES ARE LIKE THAT ONLY!

RESOURCED LUCRE IS LIKE THAT ONLY!

PARSING FOR THE COURSE?

SO WHAT IS THE MOST OFT SAID LINE AT THE TABLE OF FAUX FINISH DINING:

PASS ON THE PARSING? PLEASE?

THE FAILED POLITICIANS TURN UP WITHOUT FAIL!

TO FALL FOR THE SAME LINE?

FALL OFF THE SAME POWERLINE.

THERE AIN'T NO SINGLE LIGHT BULB GLOWING WITH:

OH THE RIG IS THAT RIGGED.

WHATEVER THE RIG, THE ENGLISH NAVAL SHIP CALLED A SLOOP OF WAR IS STUCK, ABSOLUTELY STUCK, SOMEWHAT ATWEEN A CORVETTE AND A GUN BOAT DIP-LOW-MERCY.

WITH OR WITHOUT JELLYBEANS?

JELLY LIKE PRESIDENTS AND FORMER VICES ARE STILL IN THE VICELIKE GRIP OF THE BRITS TWITS TWENTIETH CENTURY NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY SO THEY WILL JUST FILL THEIR BELLIES AND GO BELLY UP!

NEVER MIND THE BELLYCOZY RHETORIC ABOUT:

ROGUE STATES AND HOW THEY WON'T TALK TO THEM?

WHICH IS WHY THERE IS AN EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS: --?

7TH DAY OF THE EIGHTH MONTH OF THE NINETH YEAR OF THE SECOND MILLENEUM.

THUMB YOUR NOSES FOLKS.

FOR THE POSH ONES DINING AT FRACASFEIGNY [NO THERE AIN'T NO FENI WITH A FETISH FOR FAKE FOREIGN ACCENTS!] IT'S CALLED:

THE CROOKS IN EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY NEVER EVER RAN A REAL ELECTION!

POLLRETCHES ARE LIKE THAT ONLY.

REACHING OUT FOR RICHES BEYOND REACHES!

AND THE CHARITY FOUNDATIONS ARE HATS PASSED ROUND WHILE JUGGLING WITH TOO MANY HATS WHEN THERE ARE NO REAL HEADS OF STATES.

SO TOSS THE COIN EITHER WHICH WAY, HEADS OR TAILS IT'S STILL THE SAME LAME CHOICE!

THE BAD PENNY ALWAYS TURNS UP.

EXACTLTY LIKE THE BAD PENNY.

EXACTLY WHERE AND WHEN IT AIN'T WANTED!

HATS OFF. THERE AIN'T NO HEADS.

THEY ARE JUST EMPTY HATS TRYING TO GO ROUND FOR A REFILL!

SO COCK A SNOOK AT AMERICA'S FAKE POWER TO SLAP SANCTIONS AND STILL GET SOME SALSA ALSO CALLED SONIA.

OH NO. THEY SWEAR THEY DO A TEST NOT IN SPANGLISH BUT BY THE TIME THEY ARE SWORN IN THE SWORN ENEMIES OF PRO-LIFE ARE THE SWORN FRIENDS OF PRO-CHOICE.

THEY THINK THE STORKS BRING THE BABIES IN WHICH IS HOW THE BLIARS GOT THEIR ADDITION AND YES?

ARE THE EUROPEANS THE UNITED EUROPEANS LIKE DESCANTING DESCARTIANS FALLING FOR THAT THOUGHT?

LIKE THEY WERE BOUGHT OFF BY THE HAGGIS BLACKMAIL?

WHICH IS WHY THEY HAVE AN EVER SO SILLY ENGLISH SAYING AS:

I WANT TO PICK YOUR BRAINS?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO THOUGHTS OF THEIR OWN?

OR BECAUSE ALL THEIR TOOTHPICKS WENT INTO POKING OUT ALL THE BITS LEFT BETWEEN THEIR BITES AFTER THEY HAD BITTEN OFF MORE THAN THEY COULD CHEW OFF CHERIE'S CELEB CUISINE?

BAD BRITISH CUISINE BEING AS BAD AS BAD BRITISH CUISINE THE CUE IS MISSING?

OH NO THEY STILL QUEUE UP EVEN IF CHERIE SUPPOSEDLY SNUBBED THE QUEEN BY NOT CURTSYING AND LOOK HOW CUTE THE ROYALTY'S REPLY GOT WHEN SHE GOT A WHOLE ADDITION TO THE BROOD CURTESY:

WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT IN?

MINUS THE OKAY FOR THE CONTRACEPTION FROM THE OFFICE OF THE POPE?

WHICH IS HOW THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD ATWEEN THE OFFICE OF THE POPE AND THE OFFICE OF THE QUEEN KEEP PUTTING OFF THE DAY OF RECKONING OF RETURN THE RETURNS ACCRUED TO THE HOUSE OF THE TRINITY AND JESUS CHRIST WAS CRUCIFIED BY THE SIDE OF THE PETTY THIEF BARRABAS BY THE ROMAN ROWDIES RULING OVER THE LAND OF THE LORD OF GOD AND TO THIS DAY THE BRITS TWITS HAVE TONY TINTAN TINNITUS TURNED CATHOLIC AFTER HE LAID DOWN OFFICE AND HOPING TO HAVE THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF EU IN OFFING OFFERING HIMSELF AT THE ALTAR OF POWERMONGERING BY ALTERNATING AS THE EMBARASSMENT AT LARGE AT THE QUARTET!

AH! EMBARRAS DU CHOIX?

OH NO, POLITICIANS AREN'T EMBARASSED THAT THEY OFFER NO CHOICES EVEN AS THEY STEW IN THEIR OWN JUICES!

NO!NO. JUST NO CHIOCES!

THEY TAKE THEIR CUTS AND DON'T TAKE THEIR CUES!

YES THAT IS THE CUE.

AND THEY DON'T MAKE AN ISSUE OF HOW MANY ISSUES THEY HAVE TO TAKE ON, JUST SO LONG AS THEY CAN GET TO JOIST FOR SOME MORE POWERMONGERING AND YES ACCRUE SOME MORE:

THEY AIN'T CUT OUT FOR IT.

BUT THEY AIN'T GOING TO BE CUT UP ABOUT IT.

BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER EVER CUT AND RUN.

AND EVEN IF THEY DON'T RUN THEY WILL RUN AFTER POWER.

BLAH BLAH BLEAKSHIP.

THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM IS LOCKED UP FOR WANT OF LETUP!

WHICH IS WHY AND HOW IT WORKS LIKE BEAUT!

THEY ARE BEATEN BACK TO THE BEATEN TRACK OF BEING ALL LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM OF LEGISLATING BODIES WITHOUT LETUP.

THE CROOKS NICK IT FROM EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY AND ARE CREAKING TO THE CREVICES WITH BEING SUCH CRACKPOTS!

WITH POTS AND POTS OF CRACK?