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DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

Everyone but the EVERBORES can see it for what it is!
THE ROYALTY BLACKMAIL nicking the ROYAL MAIL no doubt don't hit the nail on the head when they ain't able to say how the HEAD OF STATE ain't havin' no functions to do after all and still earns what else but a ROYAL RIP OFF!
 
SO WHEN THE FALLEN AINGEL, NO NOT THAT MANECHIAN DIVIDE OF GOOD AND EVIL AND THE ONE THAT FELL FROM GOOD TO EVIL, NOT THE SATAN STUFF IN SATIN OR ANY SUCH SLIPPERS THAT SLIPPED PAST THE CONFESSIONALS OF THE HOLY SEE OF THE PAPACY AT THE VATICAN CITY OR THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY DOIN' CONFESSIONS AND TRUE CONFESSIONS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING in how they take the DOSH either in CASH OR IN KIND, GUARDED BY SWISS GUARDS OR SWISS BANKING SECRECIES AND SO ON ALL THE WAY TO THE SALE OF INDULGENCES, WHEREBY THOSE WHO DELIVER THE LAW OF THE LORD DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO WELL LORD IT OVER THE LAITY SO MUCH AS BE EVER SO LAID BACK [on pun intended oh no! no pun intended on lying back and thinking of the ..WELL NO PUN ON LYING THERE EITHER ABOUT CONFESSIONS OR TRUE CONFESSIONS so much as HOW MUCH CASH AND KIND THEY KINDA MADE OFF FROM THE HOLY FIRST FAMILY WITHOUT PAYING NOT A PENNY NAY NOT A LIRA AND SO ON ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE LOGOS 'WHERE IT ALL KINDA BEGUN' KINDA 'LET THERE BE LIGHT AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT' AND UP WITH THE LARK AND OUT WITH THE DARK AND KINDA DARK SECRETS KEPT FROM ADAM AND AVA BUT THE POINT OF THE FALL IS NOT HOW the failings had to be paid for in currency or in currents being sent up the spine in shivers when the TABLOIDSEE TELL ALL DON'T TELL ALL BUT ONLY THREATEN TO AND BROWBEAT THE LOWLIFE TO TELL ALL well the fallen ange on the ass or what goes by the name of patron of leaks, [no pun intended on waterworks!] or how the works don't do the work, but the doppelganger of THE MAKE GOOD KEEPERS OF THE LORDS DOSH DON'T SAY HOW THE FELLA NE'ER REVEALED WHAT HE THREATENED TO TELL!
 
AND THAT IS EVER SO TELLING!
 
BLACKMAIL TACTICS BY THE KETTLE CALLING THE POT BLACK AND THE RESTO OF THE POT, NOT THE STUFF THAT IS SOLD AT BANNED RATES OF RUBBISH SO THAT THE THREAT OF BEING THRUST INTO THE COLD CLINK IS KINDA ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM ALL GO ON THE BLINK NO NOT THAT BUT THE WINK WINK BLINK BLINK KINDA BLACKMAIL TACTICS WHEREBY THE ONES THAT DIDN'T KICK THE POT OR IS THAT THE BUCKET CAN STILL GET TO AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
THE BUCK!  MAKE THE FAST BUCK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
 
LACKING IN GRAVITAS THE POINT OF HOW THE FEMALE PRIME MINISTER'S SONNY WHO WAS TO HAVE BECOME THE NEXT TIME ROUND PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA HAD HIS BODY PARTS BLOWN TO BITS BUT THE CAMERA THE SILLY CAMERA STILL HAD THOSE EVER SO "FRAMED" PICTURES SITTING THERE LIKE A BIT OF PLANTED EVIDENCE AND SO ON  TILL THE SONNY WHO WILL BECOME THE NEXT FIRST TIME PRIME MINISTER OF THE SONNY OF THE DAUGHTER OF THE ONE WHO WAS THE PRIME MINISTER WHO SQUEAKED IN SILLY HIGH STRUNG OESTROGENICS ABOUT 'TRYST WITH DESTINY' TILL THE POINT COME WHERE EVEN THE SILLY ELECTIONS SHOW UP THE SAME SHAMS DOING THE SAME SHAME SHAM!
 
SO, THE SHAMELESS AREN'T GOING TO BE SHAMED INTO BEING SHOOED OUT OF THE SINKING SHIP OF STATESHIP AMYMORE THAN THE FALL WILL USHER THE RISE when the only issue is about RETURNS!
 
SO THE RHETORIC IS NOT EVEN WORTH THE REPLY AND SO ON AND SO FROTH BECAUSE IT IS NOTHING BUT THE SAME GREAT SHAME ROBBERY CARRYING ON LIKE THERE WAS ACTUALLY A CHANGE OF GUARD FROM THE ROGERS ROGERING AWAY TILL THE ROZGAAR YOJANA JUST STOLE THE STUFF AND SENT IT OVER FAKE BODIES WHO DON'T A PIECE OF WORK LET ALONE ABLE BODIED BODIES DOING ABLE BODIED WORKS THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AT SOMETHING CALLED THE DEMOCRACY WHICH IS WHY THE ALARM BELLS DON'T RING AT THE FALSE DAWN OF.......
 
AH! WHEN THE JEWS GAVE THE BOOK TO THE NEW TESTAMENT ILLITERATES WHO WERE ALL APOSTLED AWAY INTO SAINTHOOD MINUS MATRIC PASS, MINUS THE MAKER'S SON AND THE JUDAS KISS GIVER, WHICH GOES TO SHOW HOW THE ROMAN ROWDIES NEVER EVEN GOT TO TOT UP THE TALLY AS HOW THE METHUSELLAH LIFETIME OF 965 SUMMERS AND THE ADAMSINIAN SIN OR NO SIN LIFETIME OF NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY AND NOAH'S ARARAT MOUNTAIN FAKELORE OF FOUR HUNDRED AND ODD WHEN HE SLAPPED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY INTO THE SHIP AND TOOK SEVEN OF EACH DIRTIES AND TWOS OF EACH CLEANS TO RESTART THE GENESIS AND SO ON HOW COME WHEN THE ROMAN CHURCH GOT TO REWRITE THE LOGOS THERE WAS SUCH A DROP IN LIFE EXPECTANCY TO THREE SCORE AND TEN?
 
AND THE MAKER'S BOY'S?
 
BAH! THE GOD COMMISSION MUST HAVE BEEN MORE THAN A MISSING SPECK FROM THE HORUS EYE AND SO ON TO WHEN EGYPTOLOGICAL CRYPTOS GOT TO MAKE THAT FAKE CARTOGRAPHIC COUNT TO THE STONE HENGE TO MAKE A TRIANGULATION OF SOMETHING THAT HAS SO MANY DISCREPANCIES IN THE WESTERN CIVILISATION THAT NOT EVEN BRAM STOKER NO NOT ABRAHAM THE MISPRONOUNCED BRAHMA OF THE .............
 
 
AH! WHAT WAS IT THAT AMERICAN HALFWIT SAID ABOUT INDIAN CIVILISATION?
 

India  is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most astrictive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!
MARK TWAIN.
 
Don't know what that word means: astrictive, but sure as not it being ostrich sticking it's butt end in the well sand or some such beachbummers pose for the PICTURE PAGES, ASSANGE NEVER DID TELL HOW THE INDIAN WEALTH STOLEN BY THE ROGERS COTNUES TO BE STOLEN BY THE ROGERS BECUAUSE ILLITERATE MARK TWAIN NO DOIUBT HAD THE WORDS ROGERED INTO HIS MOUTH WITHOUT HIM 'AVIN' TO OPEN HIS MISSISSIPPI MUG AND SAYIN' TOM SAWYERS OR HAVING SAWED OFF HOW THE LAWYERS DID NOT LET THE COPYRIGHT LAW......
 
AH! TALKING OF WHICH HEIDI no doubt was also ROGERED so that the SWISS WOULD LOOK LIKE UNPASTEURIZED GOATHERDS WITH A HEAVY TOUCH OF GOD BUSINESS THROWN IN SO SLAM HANDEDLY THAT THE SWISS SECRET BANKNG SYSTEMS WOULD NE'ER RAT ON THE MOTHER OF PARLIMAENTARY DEMOCRACY AS HOW THEY DO BIGGER AND FARCIER STUFF A L'ISLE  MARTINIQUE A LA FRANCAIS AND SO ON TO THE FRENCH GUYANA THAT BUMPS UP INDIA'S TOTALLY INDIGENIZED SATELLTIES INTO THE ORBIT OR HOW IT IS NOT AFTER ALL ROCKET SCIENCE THAT SCALED THE HEIGHTS OF EXCELLENCE OF BRITISH CUISINE BEING AS BAD AS BAD BRITISH CUISINE AND SO ON BUT THE
DAMNED STATISCTIS ABOUT INDIA'S INFANTILE GROWTH RATE OF A HORRENDOUS EIGHT POINT FIVE PERCENT DESPITE GLOBAL MELTDOWN AND SO TO ACTUALLY SEE THE SO CALLED PRIME MINISTER HAVING ACTUALLY WON A SILLY ELECTION TO COME WITH THE SILLY STATISTICS AND SO ON TO THE SECOND UPA II REPORT CARD WHEN THE FAKE SECOND ANNIVERSARY TURNED A DAY AFTER THE FAKE TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF RAJIV GANDHI'S SO CALLED BUMP OFF THAT GAVE THE WORLD THE ANTI-TERROR DAY OR WHATEVER NAME IT GOETH BY BUT THE NEWS OF THAT MAKEBELIEVE IS NO DOUBT AS RELIABLE AS THE QUOTE ATTRIBBED TO THE AMERICAN HALF WIT:
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
 
The reports of my death have
been greatly exaggerated.

MARK TWAIN.
 
SO WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER POSEUR OF INDIA DOES GET AWAY WITH LIES BLATANT LIES AND BELATED OVERDUES OF MEA CULPAS THE SONNY OF THAT GANDHI IS NOT EVEN...........
 
ONE PERCENT INDIAN!
 
SO THEREBY HANGS THE TALE!
 
AND THEY WILL CONTINUE HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO HAUL IN THE BIG BLUE WHALE BECAUSE THE BIG WHITE WAIL WILL CONTINUING WALLOWING IN THE SEEDS OF DEMOCRACY THEY SOWED IN DISTANT LANDS WHERE...............
 
 
LAZARUS LAZILY ROSE IN RESSURECTION TO GIVE JESUS CHRIST THE MAKER'S SON A RUN FOR HIS MONEY?
 
OR SOME SUCH! WHEREBY THE ESSENES DID NOT SAY HOW EMANUEL THE ONE THAT WAS HERALDED DID NOT HAVE A HERALDRY OR EVEN A DRY RUN FOR THE ONE WHO TOLD HIS MAMA AT CANA:
 
'WOMAN WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?"
 
WAH! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
 
THAT THE JEWISH BETA OF THE JEWISH MAMA WASN'T PLAYING AT THE PASSION PLAY OF BABY SWAP BUT SOMEHOW THERE WAS A:
 
MOTHER SWAP?

SO HOW DID BRAHMA BECOME ABRAHAM OR HOW DID THE IRISH ABRAHAM BECOME BRAM?
 
MISPRONOUNCIATION?
OR
MISAPPROPRIATION?
 
WHICH IS WHAT THIS SHAM 'DEMO' 'CRAZY' IS!
MISREPRESENTATION!
 
SO WHAT IS THE REPRESENTATION OF PEOPLE'S ACT?
 
AN ACT!
THAT IS WHAT IT IS IN FACT!
 
AN ACT!
 
NO LAW CAN ACT ON THAT FAKE DRAMATURGY WHEREBY THE 'PAID NEWS' MAKES BIGGER PENNIES THAN THE PEOPLE GET TO EARN A PISSER'S PINT BY THE SHEER DINT OF HAVING DROPPED A DUMMY VOTE IN THE DUMMY VOTING MACHINE CALLED THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE!
 
SO TWO YEARS DOWN AND NO GOVERNMENT IS STILL DOING AS WELL AS ALL THE YEARS OF DUMMY GOVERNMENTS HAVING DONE STILL AS GOOD AS.....
 
NE'ER SO GOOD!
 
WHICH IS WHY BHARATA THE ONE THAT SUPPOSEDLY DID NOT GIVE INDIA HER NAME, HER GIVEN NAME, HER GIVEN INDIAN NAME, BUT THE ONE THAT RAN A GOVERNMENT FOR FOURTEEN LONG YEARS JUST POSING THE FOOTWEAR ON THE SEAT OF POWER, WHILE LORD RAMA WAS DOING THE DRAMA CHASING DEER AS AN ILLUSION IN WHAT GOVERNING WAS ALL ABOUT OR THE MAYA OF IT ALL, WELL THE MAHATYA OF IT ALL IS THAT THERE IS NO NEED TO BE GOVERNNED AFTER ALL BECAUSE ALL NATURE IS SELF-ORGANISING AND SELF-GOVERNING AFTER ALL AND THERE ARE NO LAWS OF NATURE!
 
AND THAT IS THE NATURE OF NATURE!
 
AU NATUREL?
WAS THAT THE SECRET THEY STUMBLED ON FOR WHICH THEY WERE TUMBLED OUT OF EDEN AFTER ALL?
 
AHA!
 
 
 
 
 

EMERGENCE INDIA!