AND THE PICKLED FACT IS THAT SATTVA IS NOT EVEN THERE IN THE EQUATION SO EINSTEIN CLEARLY CLEARLY DID NOT WRITE EITHER THAT FIRST EQUATION WHERE L IS FOR LIGHT AND V IS FOR VELOCITY NOR DID HE HAVE THE ENGLISH FELICITY TO HAVE IT

E = mc^2!

 

^{AHA! WHAT WAS IT SWISS DEUTSCHE?}

 

^{OR IN YIDDISH?}

 

^BAMBERGERED?

 

^THEN.

 

^{BAH! BAMBI OF HISTORY DID NOT WRITE THAT HAGIOGRAPHY?}

 

^{THEN WHO WROTE THE GRAPHITE?}

^{WHO WROTE THE GRAPHITE?}

 

 

^YEAH.

 

^{GRAPHITE IS THE WRITING IMPLEMENT}

 

^AND?

^{WHO SUPPORTED THE WORD?}

^{WAH RE WAH!}

 

^{WHO PUT THE WORDS INTO WHOSE PAPERS?}

 

^{OR VICE VERSA.}

 

^{DID MAX PLANCK REALLY MAX OUT?}

^{OR DID THE PLANKTON JUST PICK UP AND DO THE RUNNING?}

 

^{FOR THE TELEGRAPHIC PLANT!}

 

^{THAT'S THE DECODED READINGS OF THE TEA LEAVES THE DECOCTION LEFT BEHIND!}

 

^{THE GRAPHIC READING IS THAT IT WAS A 'PLANT' AND NOT A DIPLOMAT WHO SUPPLANTED A PLANT BUT ALSO SUPPLEMENTED THE WRITING IMPLEMENT TO SUPPLEMENT THE INCOME AS A DOUBLE AGENT DOING DOUBLE TIMING BUT ALSO BEING BLESSED WITH DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY WOULD NOT BE PUT ON THE MAT IN THE DISTANT COUNTRY'S COURT OR IN ONE'S OWN COUNTRY'S COURT WITH AN ARREST WARRANT AND SO ON AND SO FROTH BUT THE FROTH AND LATHER OF THE SOAP OPERA TRICKS IS THAT THE TELE SUBSTANCE OF ALL THAT TELL ALL INSUBSTANTIAL BLATHER IS RATHER...........}

 

^{FAR FROM FETCHING?}

 

^{IN MORE WAYS THAN ELECTIONS WON BY COMPUTER COOKIES!}

 

^{AH THAT IS THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES!}

 

^{SO THE HUMBLE SUBJECT OF THE CROWN CAN HARDLY CROW ABOUT BEING A CROWN MERCENARY!}

 

^{ACTING AS IF THE EAVESDROPPING}

 

 

^{WAS NOT OFF.........}

 

^{THE HAGGIS}

 

^{OR HOW THE JACK AND BEANSTALK FOLKLORE GOT REPLACED BY THE TELEGRAPHIC PLANT........}

 

^{THE ONLY PLANT BLESSED WITH LOCOMOTION.........}

 

^{AS IF!}

 

^{AS IF!!}

 

^{AS IF!!!@THE SPEED OF LIGHT@THE SPEEDPOST OF THOUGHT@TWITTERWORST!}

 

^{AH!AND WHEN THE GIANT OF LAW AND JUSTICE CATCHES UP WITH...}

 

^{JUMPING JIMINY?}

 

^{JUMPING BAIL?}

^BAH!

 

^{BRITISH LAW IS SO PATHETIC.}

 

^{NOT EVEN WANDSWORTH PRISON CAN EVOKE AN...}

 

^{OLD BAILEY!}

 

^{IS THAT SHORT FOR BAIL?}

 

^{OR LONG FOR A LAGER!}

^{ON THE HOUSE!}

 

^{A LARGER LAG TIME?}

^{LAW ABIDING LAG TIME?}

 

^TOUCHE!

^{THEY WILL NOT REVEAL HOW THE HAGGIS CAN'T HAGGLE OVER THE EVER SO SLIPPERY EEL!}

 

^{AH! ELECTRIC!}

 

^{HARDLY ELECTRIC ELECTED REPS OF STATES BEING FRIGHTENED INTO HAIR RAISING NERVOUS STATES UNABLE TO ELECTRIFY THE ELECTORATE OVER THE OVER AND OVER RATES OF DAILY SUBSISTENCE ALLOWANCES THAT DON'T HAVE SHOCKPROOFED STABILITY OVER FUTURES TRADING IN FOODITEMS-- OVER WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY EARN AND PAY AS LONG AS THEY CAN BE PACKED OFF INTO COMPUTER CLONETOWNSHIPS AND SHIP IT ALL OVER.........}

 

^{LOST ALL THEIR ONIONS?}

 

^{WELL ON IONS AND SUCH LIKE}

 

^{ON I ON --- WELL WHAT'S GOING ON?}

 

^{IF THE GHOSTWRITERS OF ROYAL LIVES DON'T SAY HOW THEY GOT THE STORIES IF THE ROYALS DON'T SAY AND DON'T HAVE ANY SAY IN THE RUNNING OF THE STATES THEN HOW COME.............}

 

^{THAT'S THE POINT.}

 

^{THAT'S THE POINT.}

 

^{IN THE TAT STATE OF TOFFLE APPLE TOTALITARIANS THE PINTS ARE BOUGHT BY THE TATAS WHO END UP PAYING THE ROYALTIES OVER THE RADIA TAPE LEAKAGES TO THE LEGAL FEES OVER PRIVACIES AND STUFF THE PAPERS AND RAGS CAN RAVE OR RAGE OVER..........}

 

^{AH! BENAMIS OF EAST INDIA CO. COMPANIES AND THE COMPANY THEY KEEP WITH PUBLIC RELATIONS PERSONNEL AND THE TELL TALE TELEPHONEY CONVERSATIONS ARE DOUBLY PHONEY WHEN THEY GET TEXTED INTO THE STUFF PEDDLED BY THE PAPERS AND RAGS TO RAVE OR RAGE OVER AND SO ON AS LONG THE RAJAS THAT DON'T RULE OVER THE RAJ THAT WAS ALL OVER...}

 

^{AND THE SILLY CIBBIES ARE ALL OVER.........}