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THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
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USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

"I think therefore I am'.
RENE DESCARTES.
 
If thought could have gifted him his EXISTENCE, THE ENRAGED EURO-SIN-TRICKS would have burned him at the STAKE!
 
For in EURO-SIN-TRICKS BOOK OF POLITICS, and yes POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, THE ONLY EXIT TENSE NEVER MIND THE LACK OF REAL LIFE EXISTENCE, is the FIRE EXIT!
 
AND YES A WHOLE LOAD OF RUBBISH PAPERED ONTO THE EXIT DOOR IN DENSE TENSE as if you could pause in those tense movements to move around the DO's and DON'T's in-- NOW NOW DON'T TENSE HERE IT COMES-- HERE IT COMES IN, CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER!
 
And the funniest bit of REALITY SHOW ON COLOUR TELEVISION WITH SPLIT SCREENS AND INTERNET DIGITAL STUFF, THE STUFF OF WHICH TECHNOLOGY MAKES MOCKERY OF-- NEVER MIND THE HUMAN ATTENTION SPAN-- of that very human foible of having been foisted with something so foreign to reality as an 'enduring vision' no no no not that but the very thing that gives 'continuity of vision' a 'willing suspension of disbelief' at the CINEMAS, THE ONE BY WHICH THE SILLY TECHNOLOGY STACKS UP A SERIES OF SILLY OR SLAPSTICK STILLS AND SPIELS THEM OH AWERIGHT, SPOOLS THEM AT SEVENTEEN OR TWENTYFOUR FRAMES A SECOND AND THE HUMAN EYE SEES A MOTION PICTURE!
 
VOILA!
 
NO LAW IS VIOLATED.
 
SO WHEN THE HIGH COURT OF THE STATE OF ANDHRA PRADESH WENT UP IN FLAMES, AND BURNT DOWN THE LIBRARY WITH RARE ENGLISH LAW RUBBISH REDUCED TO ASHES, AFTER THE SEAT OF POWER OF THE STATE THE SECRETARIAT WENT UP IN FLAMES BURNING DOWN IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS, THE REALITY SHOW DOCUDRAMA SPORTED THE SAME WOMAN POLICEPANTS!
 
AND AS IF THAT WASN'T APALLING ENOUGH, THERE WAS THE funny bit whereby an ADVOCATE who came in early to have some bits of rubbish to be presented in court in absolutely atrocious ENGLISH, fAnnily enough called BRIEFS, [as if the people want to know what they wear underneath all that BLACK CAMOUFLAGE AS THEY ARE JOCKEYING TO JOUST UP THE DOCKET LOCKED IN ENDLESS ENGLISH LEGALESE THAT WON'T BE EVAC'ed in say THREE HUNDRED YEARS!] there was the ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS BIT OF UNHEARD OF HARUM SCARUM TECHNOLOGY WHEREBY HIS VOICE AS BEING HEARD MOUTHING ONE WORD, NOT AN EXPLETIVE, BUT ONE WORD LOUD AND CLEAR WHEN THE MIKE WITH THAT BIT OF MUZZLE AROUND IT TO KEEP OUT THE WHITE NOISE FROM THE SOUNDBYTE WAS FIRMLY STUCK TO THE ANCHOR'S MOUTH WITHOUT HIM MOUTHING ANYTHING.
 
AND THEN HE STARTS MOUTHING AND THEN THE MIKE MOVES TO THE ADVOCATE AND THEN BLAH BLAH BLACK SMOKE HAVE YOU ANY WOOL?
 
TO PULL OVER THE EYES OF THE FOOLS?
 
BAH!
 
IT WAS PRECISELY THAT BAD.
 
LACKING IN PRECISION.
 
SO THE LIBRARY OF RARE READS NEED NOT JUMP OUT OF THEIR 'BRIEFS' BECAUSE THE WHOLE LOT OF RUBBISH WILL BE 'WEIGHTED' OH YES WEIGHTY ISSUES ARE BOUGHT AND SOLD LIKE THAT AT CHATTA BAZAAR!
 
NOT CHOR BAZAAR BUT CHATTA BAZAAR.
AND NO THERE IS NOTHING BIZZARRE ABOUT HOW RARE READS END UP BEING 'WEIGHTED' BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAIT STATES INVOLVED UNLIKE THE WAIT STATES INVOLVING THE INDIAN JUDICIARY.
 
THE LOT OF THEM WILL BE 'TOLKE BOUGHT AND SOLD DOH RUPAIYYA AND NO BARA AANA NO THE BAR ASSOCIATION IS NOT GETTING A REBATE AT ANY RATE' FOR THAT IS THE GOING RATE AND THE ENTIRE LOT OF IT WILL END UP BEING SOLD FOR SECONDHAND ANTIQUE RATES.
 
HIGH PRICED?
OFCOURSE BUT NOT AS HIGH AS AT CHRISTIE'S OR SOTHEBY'S OR ANGLOSAXONY AUTHENTICATED BY THE SWISS GOADHERDS.
 
SO IT WOULD STILL BE A STEAL.
 
 
AND THE INDIAN JUDICIARY CAN BE BACK TO STELLAR PERFORMANCES AFTER TWO DAYS OF CLOSURE OF THE PREMISES WHILE THE BRITS TWITS NO DOUBT WOULD BROWBEAT THE ALREADY BROWBEATEN AND BATTERED STATE TO GO IN FOR ENGLISH AUTHENTICATED FIRE PROOFING!
 
AND NO NOBODY READS THE PROOFS IN THE PRESS BECAUSE SUCH GEMS POP OUT OF FICTIONS WRITTEN FOR JASWANT SINGH WHERE 'i was told to vacate my room with my belongings pronto' followed without batting of an eyelid or a bracketed ED WORD EITHER 'He was given the temporary premises after the GENERAL ELECTIONS when he was moved from RAJASTHAN TO DARJEELING AND THE GORKHAS ARE RALLYING BEHIND HIM BLAH BLAH BLACK PRINT HAVE YOU READ THE PROOFS!
 
AND NO THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THE GOOF UP HAPPENED IN THE FAKE ACCENTSO OF JASWANT SINGH'S I-OPENER EITHER BECAUSE he never got the TIN CAN OPENER FOR BILL CLINTON WITH THE MANUAL OF OPERATRICKS INSTRUCTIONS IN ENGLISH ENGLISH WHEN HE WENT SQUIRING THE KIDNAPPED SWAP PARTY WITH A LOOT OF KITTY TO HAND OVER WHEN HE COLLECTED THE INDIANS ON BOARD THE AIR INDIA PLANE BOUND FROM KATHMANDU TO KANDAHAR WITH A KIDNAP IN THE AIR WHEN HE WAS THE EXTERNAL AFFAIRS MINISTER OF INDIA AND BILL CLINTON WAS EATING UP VAJPAYEE'S EAR TO HAVE THE SWISS ITALIAN MONEY PRINTER FOR MOST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD IN THE ECONOMY CLASS.
 
NO THAT IS BEING ECONOMIC WITH TRUTH EITHER, because,  THE PARODY OF TRUTH BEING TAKEN INTO A PARODY OF A PRISON HAS THE ULTAFIED TRUTH BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY THE GOP!
 
YES THE GARGANTUAN OLD PARTY OF INDIA CALLED THE CONGRESS PARTY WITH AN ITALIAN CHIEF HAS GOBBLED UP THE PRIVATE ENTERPRISE JUST AS IT DID WITH THE PARODY OF TRUTH TAKING A TRUTH TEST IN 'CUSTODY'.
 
NO DOUBT THE ONES WHO PUT THESE PIPSQUEAKS IN POWER AS PETTY POLITICIANS CAN HEAVE A HEAVY SIGH OF RAFFLE TICKETING IN HUMAN TRAFFICKING WHERE EVERY BIT OF CASTING COUCH COOTCHIE COO  CAN END UP WITH POLITICAL PLACEMENT SERVICES.
 
AND THE PIPSQUEAKS ARE SO PETRIFIED THEY DON'T EVEN DO THE PET REALITY SHOW TO SHOW THEIR IRE WHEN INSTITUTION AFTER INSTITUTION OF STATE IS BEING BURNT DOWN A LA GIROLAMO SAVANAROLA'S BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES!
 
VERY VERY DOMINICAN!
 
OH AYE ANNO DOMINI.
 
DATED?
 
BEFORE OR AFTER POPE GREGORY HACKED OFF TEN DAYS IN THE CALENDER?
 
THE POINT ABOUT HISTORY IS, WHETHER THE EURO-SIN-TRICKS ARE TELLING IT FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE EX-COMMED ENGLISH OR THE ROMAN REFORMER ENRICHED POINT OF VIEW OR THE COMMIE INDUSTRY COMICALLY CALLED: THE MARXIST'S INTELLECTUALS.
 
WHO TOOK WHICH CALENDER OR PASSED THROUGH WHICH COLANDER WHEN THEY WERE SIEVING OUT THE SAVIOUR'S SAVANTS FROM THE GOD'S HOUNDS?
 
WHO DON'T PASS ON THE POUNDS?
 
THE POINT IS NOT EVEN WHY THE ENGLISH  REFUSED TO REVISE THEIR CALENDER ACCORDING TO THE READING OF THE ROMAN CHURCH REVISIONISTS BUT THE POINT IS WOULD THE ENGLISH AGREE TO HAVE THEIR "CHRISTMAS SHOPPING" WHICH STARTS IN THE MONTH OF OCTOBER FROM TICKING OFF ALL THOSE BOXES TO BE BOXED FOR THE BOXING DAY BEING BOUGHT OFF COLOURSPREAD CATALOGUES?
 
 
THAT WAS WHY THE ENTIRE ISLES WOULD RATHER BE EX-COMMED THAN COMMIT THEMSELVES TO A SHORTER SHOPPING EXPEDITION.
 
EXPEDITION ON PLASTIC CARD?
 
YES NO DOUBT THEY WENT PROTESTANT AFTER THEY PROTESTED THE SHORTENED CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BUT WHETHER IT WAS POPE GREGORY WHO ACTUALLY DID THE CALENDER CALAMITY OR NOT THE OTHER POPE CALLED POPE GREGORY THE GREAT NEVER DID A SINGLE MONOCHANT CALLED: THE GREGORIAN CHANTS!
 
TWO CENTURIES DOWN THE LINE, EXACTLY THE TIME IT TOOK THE ROMAN CHURCH TO RECONNECT WITH THE EX-COMMED LOT OF BRITISH ISLES, THE ONES WHO QUOTH THE WORLD WOULD END UP IN THE EIGHTH CENTURY A.D. SANG THE MONOCHANTS WITHOUT ANY ACCOMPANIMENT BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF CONTINUITY INTO ANTIQUITY THEY CALLED THEM:
 
GREGORIAN CHANTS.
 
AND CREGA?
 
THAT IS THE COMIC STRIP.
 
WHERE TARZAN DOES HIS TRAPEZE WITH HIS BIMBO.
 
OH?
 
WAS JANE A BIMBO.
 
NO. MEBBE NOT OR MEBBE. BUT THE BIKINI CLAD BO DEREK NOT THE DOG CALLED BO WHO DOES THE CORRIDOR DASH WITH THE CYBORG IN THE PRESIDENTIAL PLACE IN AMERICA HAD THAT CRY!
 
CREGA?
 
BUT THE CYBORG LOST ALL CREDIBILITY?
ABOUT HIS ABILITY TO ACTUALLY PUSH THROUGH ANY KIND OF HEALTHCARE REFORM?
 
AS IF THE EURO-SIN-TRICKS WOULD ALLOW FOR AMERICA TO GET OFF THE 'FAITH HEALING' FIAT OF EURO-SIN-TRICKS!
 
AS IF! THEY HOPED FOR 'CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN'?
 
AS IF! THEY COULD HAVE COPED WITH IT IF THEY GOT IT.
 
THAT IS THE POINT. THE ONLY REASON THE LIFESPANS OF DEVELOPED NATIONS IS SO HIGH IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONALS PRETENDING TO TENDER HEALTHCARE WITH TECHNOLOGY TAKING A FRONTLINE TO PUSHING FRONTIERS LIKE PET.
 
NO NO NO NOT THAT LIND OF PET BUT POSITRON ELECTRON TOMOGRAPHY OR SOME SUCH STUPIDITY BECAUSE THE EURO-SIN-TRICKS ARE ABSOLUTELY PETRIFIED OF SPEAKING TO PEOPLE!
 
SO THEY POKE AROUND WITH PROBES LIKE PRETENSE PROS AND DON'T GET TO SEE REAL PEOPLE IN REAL-TIME SO THE REALITY SHOW THAT THE FOLKS SEE ON ER IS ALL THEY GET TO SEE WHEN THE PRESIDENT BARKS AT THEM: THERE ARE EMERGENCY ROOMS.
 
IF THEY NEED TO CRASHLAND FROM FAITH HEALING?
 
IF THEY NEED HEALTHCARE!
 
IF?
 
IT IS THAT IFFY!
 
NOT HOW IF AND S OR SOME OTHER DINKUM WILL TAKE OVER THE ULTAFIED TRUTH LIKE A GLADIATOR OF GOVERNMENT OF INDIA GOONDAGIRI IN THE ERA OF UNDECLARED EMERGENCY THAT JUST CELEBRATED ONE HUNDRED YEARS OUT OF OFFICE AS ONE HUNDRED DAYS IN OFFICE, WHICH IS IN AND OUT IN AND OUT SO IF JASWANT SINGH IS OUT AND MANMOHAN SINGH IS STILL IN THEN THE PEOPLE OF INDIA CAN STILL  REST ASSURED THAT THE LOT OF OF THEM WILL STILL BE LOCKED UP LIKE LUNATICS IN THE RAJYA SABHA BECAUSE.........
 
THERE IS NO LET UP!
 
ABSOLUTELY. NO LET UP!
 
WHICH IS WHY IT WORKS LIKE BEAUT!
 
NO MATTER WHO IS PEDDLING WORKS OF THE GHOSTWRITERS THE WHO'S WHO OF THE WORLD'S MOST WANTED WILL STILL BE LOCKED UP!
 
 IN SECURE PRISONS.
 
SO WHEN BUSH WENT AWAY TO BE LOCKED UP IN A SPECIALLY BUILT AND ROUND THE CLOCK WATCHED PREMISES THE PEOPLE COULD REST EASY THAT AMERICA WAS SAFE.
 
SO WHEN CLINTON AND CLINTON AND THEIR CYBORG AND HIS SIDEKICK GOT LOCKED UP IN THE LUNATIC ASSYLUM THEY COULD REST EASY THAT AMERICA WAS SAFE.
 
NOT FROM THE LOT AMERICAN STATE LOCKED UP IN GUANTANAMO BAY BUT IN THEIR VERY OWN HIGHEST SECURITY PRISON SYSTEMS OF PRESIDENTIAL FORMS OF DEMOCRACY.
 
SO THE QUESTION THE "IMPORTED" IMPOVERISHED ITALIAN ITINERANT RENT SEEKING BEHAVIOURAL IMPOSTER IMPOSSIBLY IMPOSITIONED UPON INDIA BY THE IMPERIAL THRUST HASN'T ANSWERED IS HOW MANY INSTITUTIONS OF THE STATE WILL NEED TO BE BURNED DOWN BEFORE SHE PUTS A BREAK?
 
IF SHE WAS THE SOLE DECIDER TO PUT THE PRIME MINISTER MOST DISGUSTINGLY UNELECTED INTO POSITION AND HAS THE POWER TO NOMINATE EVERY VILLAGE SARPANCH WHEN NOT IF BUT WHEN WILL SHE DISMISS THE CHIEF MINISTER WHEN INSTITUTION AFTER INSTITUTION IS BEING BURNT DOWN?
 
 ON REALITY SHOW?
 
WELL JUST BECAUSE THE RAG MAG IN AMERICA RAVES ABOUT HOW POWERFUL SHE IS, IT AIN'T SO IN REALITY BUT.........
 
EVEN THE GRAMMAR OF REALITY SHOWS SHOULD STICK TO THE GRAMMAR OF CINEMATRICKS SO THE TRICKY QUESTION IS WHEN WILL THE NO LONGER IN POWER CHIEF MINISTER OF A STATE SLAPPED INTO EMERGENCY TAKE THE 'EMERGENCY EXIT'?
 
THAT'S IT!
 
BY JOVE!
WHEN WILL HE GET THE SHOVE?
 
even in reality shows something must happen!
 
even if the testosterone of the state is so studdy that bimbo after bimbette after bet after better late than nowhere goes from casting couch to political vouch who will vouchsafe for the parliamentary form of democracy if we don't even see heads roll?
 
THAT IS THE POINT!
 
IT IS SO POINTLESS.
 
THE EAST INDIA CO. HAS THESE
DEPART- MENTALS
SO WHEN THERE ARE DEPART-MENTAL TRANSFERS BETWEEN
 
DEPARTURES AND GREENER PASTURES THAT DON'T MAKE OBVIOUS OVERTURES, MUST REAL PEOPLE 'SEE' OVER AND OVER A BIT OF OVERACTING PLAYING OUT LIKE AN ENDLESS LOOP OF LOONIES SINGING LULLABIES TO THE LALAS, JHOLAS, NETAS AND DADAS WHEN THE DUBBING IS SO BAD?
 
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
 
COG IN THE WHEEL CAUGHT ON CAMERA OBSCURA ERGO DUB?
 
OH. BRING IN THE CAMERA LUCIDA BUT MUST THE BRITS TWITS THINK THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING EARTH SHATTERING IF THEY ARE 'BANNING' ONE HUNDRED WATT BULBS?
WHAT WOULD THEY DO IF PEOPLE BURNT TWO FIFTY WATT BULBS OR IF IT CAME TO THAT THREE SIXTY WATT BULBS INSTEAD?
IT IS THAT PATHETIC!
 
ALL THIS LEGISLATING!
 
SO IF UNDER HALF A CENTURY PIECES OF LEGIS GOT SHOVELLED THROUGH IN UNDER SIXTY SECONDS OF MAYBE SIXTY MINUTES WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE REALITY SHOW OF RUNNING AN ASSEMBLY OF LUNATICS WHO CAN'T EVEN ASSEMBLE IN THEIR FULL NUMBERS?
DISSEMBLING.
 
SO THAT'S IT.
 
THEY HAVE BEEN DISMISSED!
 
EVEN FROM THE REALITY SHOW.
 
SO WHEN WILL THE STUPID LOT LUNATICS ADMIT DEFEAT AND CALL QUITS?
 
OR GO THROUGH THE EXITS?
 
EXQUISITE.
 
THEY THINK THEY ARE SO EXQUISITE THEY THINK EXISTENCE WOULD CEASE IF MASS MURDERER RANGARAJAN IS NOT BROUGHT FROM ECONOMIC ADVISORY COUNCIL TO THE RAJYA SABHA TO BE REMOVED FROM RAJYA SABHA TO THE ECONOMIC ADVISORY COUNCIL AND PARTITION PUNJUS FROM KAPIL SIBAL THE HUMAN RESOURCES MINISTER TO MONTEK SINGH AHLUWALLIA PLANTED LIKE A DOTTY POTTED PLANT INTO THE PLANNING COMMISSION WHILE EX-ELECTION COMMISSIONER NOW SPORTS MINISTER IN THE TIME OF ASIAN GAMES MS GILL COLLECT THE BOOTY AND SIDESTEP THE BOOBY TRAPS BECAUSE THE MOUSETRAP THE LONGEST RUNNING PLAY IN HUMAN HISTORY [oh yes the ANGLO-AMERICANS ARE SO TRAPPED  BY THE VERSION OF ATOM BOMBS DROPPED ON JAPAN] THAT ONLY NOW BEFORE THEY GET TO RUIN JAPAN HAVE THEY ALLOWED FOR A CHANGE OF GOVERNMENT!
 
AND AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE HAD 'BANNED' MARRIAGES FOR THE BLACK SLAVES BY LEGISLATING IT SO THEY COULD NOT CALL THE BANNS SO..........
 
THERE IT IS.
 
PIECES OF LEGIS DON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE AND WHEN THE FORMER FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND THE FORMAL FIRST BLACK OF PRESIDENT OF AMERICA GET TO PLAY THEIR TRICKERY ON THE LAND OF THE FREE...........
 
GEE! THEY BETTER BE FRIGHTENED!
 
WITH THE TREBLING OF THE TREMBLING EFFECT OF SO EFFETE AN ADMINISTRATION
 
 

THAT SENTENCE LACKS PUNCTUATION.
 
JUST THE POINT IN POINT.
 
THERE IS NO POINT SO IF THE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN POINT TO WHO IS THE PRESIDENT THEN IT IS POINTLESS TO POINT FINGERS WHEN THE LOSER AND THE WINNER STACK UP AN ADMINISTRATION TOGETHER TO HAVE IT TOPPLE THE COUNTRY LIKE ...
 
THE TOPLESS TOWERS OF ILIUM?

DON'T THEY SEEM SO DUMB AS HOW THE TWO CAN THUMB THEIR NOSES AT THE PEOPLE'S VERDICT AND DON'T GET TO DO A THING.
 
THAT IS THE THING!
 
JUST BECAUSE CERTAIN THINGS ARE CERTIFIED IT DON'T STACK UP THAT THEY ARE NOT HIGHLY CERTIFIABLE.
 
WHICH IS HOW NATIONS FALL.
 
BY DISTRICT MAGISTRACY OF RAE BARAELI AND AMETHI AND THE HOOLA HOOP PLAYED AT HONOLULU WHERE THE GAME OF NINEPINS..................
 
AH!
 
TILL THEN "THERE WERE NONE?"
 
 
EXACTLY THE POINT ABOUT AGATHA MATRIC FAIL ANGLOAMERICAN MURDER MYSTERY MISTRESS.
 
IF THERE WAS NOBODY LEFT AT THE END OF THE GOTHIC ISLAND WHODUNNIT AT 'AND THEN THERE WERE NONE' WOULD THE MOUSE TRAPPED IN THE MOUSETRAP OPEN IT'S TRAP TO SAY:
 
MEA CULPA?
 
SO NEVER MIND WHAT SENTENCE WAS PASSED ON THE PONZI SCHEME PRISONER MADOFF, IT WAS A LIGHT LETOFF.
 
IF ONE PERSON IN THE LAND OF THE FREE COULD MAKE FREE WITH SO MUCH DOSH AND GOSH THEY CAN'T EVEN SAY WHERE THE MONEY ENDED UP...
 
THAT IS THE POINT.
 
THE MONEY PAID FOR MORTAGES WAS PAID, IT MUST HAVE GONE SOMEWHERE, IT DID NOT GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND IF THE OBAMA ADMIN CAN'T EVEN SHOW A SHRED OF EVIDENCE TO SHOW WHERE IT ENDED UP THEN................
 
EURO-SIN-TRICKS UPTO THEIR USUAL DIRTY TRICKS DEPARTMENTS DON'T WIND UP THE SECRET BANKING SYSTEM TO SHOVEL OUT THE CLINTONS OR THE BUSHES IN AN ENDLESS ROUND OF............
 
LUNATIC LOCK UPS?
 
WHICH IS WHY LA LUNE LOST IT'S INDIAN MISSION AND THE MALAYALEE, MATRILINEAL MALAYALEE LED ISRO WILL NOW AIM FOR MARS?
 
WITH MANJA AND KATI PATANG?
WELL IF INDIA IS DOING IT INDIGENOUSLY THEN IT MUST TAKE NATIVE GENIUS TO POLISH A PIECE OF THREAD WITH GROUND DOWN GLASS AND TAKE THE BROKEN POLITICAL PARTY OF BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY AND...
 
A TAKE A TRIP TO THE MARS?
 
IF THE BRITISH ISLES CAN HAVE MARS BARS AS THEY MOST SOLD OUT CHOCOLATE BARS SINCE THE CHRISTIAN WORLD WAS SHOCKED OUT OF THEIR CALENDER COMPLACENCY BY HAVING A WHOLE LOT OF TEN DAYS HACKED OFF BY POPE GREGORY CAN "THE SECOND COMING" HAVE ARRIVED ON THE DOT?
IT IS THAT DOTTY!
 
HISTORY BY DATING IT ON A MORTAL EVENT OF AN INFANT'S BIRTH WHICH WAS NOT MARKED BY MORTAL TIMINGS BUT BY THE STARS IN THE HEAVEN SEEN BY THE MAGI WOULD BE NOTHING SHORT OF MAGICAL!
 
AH IS THAT WHAT IT IS.
 
MAGICAL? MAGI'S OFFICIAL SHORTENED TO MAGICAL?
 
NOT SO YOU COULD TELL THE GIFTS THEY BORE, OF GOLD, FRANCINCENSE AND MYRRH, THEY COULD NOT RETURN BY THE WAY THEY WENT BECAUSE...
 
THEY WERE BUMPED OFF?
 
OH NO. THAT WAS MUCH BEFORE THE TIME OF MILLICENT!
 
THEY BUMPED INTO HERON OR DID NOT WANT TO BUMP INTO HERON...............
 
OH. SO IT WASN'T EXACTLY A JAMES BOND 'CHASE' ON MOTION PICTURES?
 
NO BUT GREGORY THE GREAT WAXED LYRICAL ON THE RE-ROUTING...
 
REALLY? HE REALLY WAXED LYRICAL?
 
WELL NO HE DID NOT DO THE GREGORIAN CHANTS EVER BUT NEITHER DID HE READ GREEK SO ...
 
SO NOTHING IS FOR REAL NOT EVEN HIS VERSION OF HOW ....
 
 
("Palpate et videte, quia spiritus carnem et ossa non habet, sicut me videtis habere") in support of the view that Christ was corporeal and palpable after his Resurrection("Palpate et videte, quia spiritus carnem et ossa non habet, sicut me videtis habere") in support of the view that Christ was corporeal and palpable after his Resurrection; allegedly as a result of this exchange, Tiberius II ordered Eutychian's writings burned.ction; allegedly as a result of this exchange, Tiberius II ordered Eutychian's writings burned.
 
 
OH BURNT BOOKS AGAIN!
 
EVER SO VAIN?
 
AS THE GIROLAMO SAVANAROLA BONFIRE OF VANITIES AS WELL?
WELL NOBODY HAD "A FEEL" TO SAY 'FOR REAL' WHETHER THE CORPOREAL REMAINS OF CHRIST A LA POPE GREGORY THE GREAT WERE REALLY PALPABLE never mind the TRACES LEFT ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN BUT THEN EVEN THE POLE POPE BEING ATTACKED BY A TURKISH TERRORIST...............
 
 
WAS NOT FOR REAL?
 
OH DEAR.
 
HISTORY IS LIKE THAT ONLY.
 
SO WHEN GREGORY THE GREAT WAS 'apocrisarias' that is: (ambassador to the imperial court in ISTANBUL that is not the PAPAL BULL NO NOT THAT but ISTANBUL WAS THEN CALLED CONSTANTINOPLE SO IN THAT RELATIVELY UNREMARKABLE 'apocrisarias' no no no that has nothing to do with the "cry seize of arias' in 'the A.P. state' in the PREMISES BUILT BY THE TURKISH NAWABS THAT HOUSES THE HIGH COURT, but "Gregory turned himself to cultivating connections with the Byzantine elite of the city, where he became extremely popular with the city's upper class, "especially aristocratic women". Ekonomou surmises that "while Gregory may have become spiritual father to a large and important segment of Constantinople's aristocracy, this relationship did not significantly advance the interests of Rome before the emperor", so there is something called BYZANTINE IN POLITICS BY WHICH BIZZARE THINGS LIKE BOOK BURNING IN HIGH COURTS DON'T HAVE THE CONGRESS PARTY HIGH COMMAND STEP DOWN FORM THEIR HIGH HORSES TO CRY HOARSE ABOUT HOW THE .........................[
 
EAST INDIA CO. CAME TO COME BY INDIA?
 
EXACTLY,
 
BECAUSE ROUTE FROM CONSTANTINOPLE WAS  BLOCKED UP THEY HAD TO GO INTO SEAFARING AND SEE HOW THEY ARE FARING ON REALITY SHOWS?
 
TOUCHE!
 
AMERIGO VESPUCCI AND COLUMBUS WHO WENT WEST TO GO EAST TO INDIA SET UP SHOP IN THE CARRIBEAN AND THE AMERICAS WHILE VASCO DA GAMA SET UP SHOP IN GOA AND THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT ENDED UP HAVING A PORTUGUESE WATERDOG CALLED: BO?
 
CREGA! IT IS SO EASY TO DO IT ISN'T IT!
 
HISTORY?
 
"Gregory's very public debate with Eutychian culminated in an exchange before Tiberius II where Gregory cited a biblical passage ("Palpate et videte, quia spiritus carnem et ossa non habet, sicut me videtis habere") in support of the view that Christ was corporeal and palpable after his Resurrection; allegedly as a result of this exchange, Tiberius II ordered Eutychian's writings burned.[Ekonomou views this argument, though exaggerated in Western sources, as Gregory's "one achievement of an otherwise fruitless apokrisiariat".[
 
NO NOT HISTORY BUT CUT AND PASTE!
 
BECAUSE HISTORY IS SO CUT AND DRY AND THE PROSE IS SO PASTY THE ITALIANS EAT PASTA?
 
AND THE SPANISH SAY: HASTA LA VISTA.
 
WELL THE HASTA PARTY OF INDIA BOUGHT UP THE ENTIRE UPA AND THE ITALIAN MAFIOSA BOUGHT UP ALL THE LAND AND THE TRUTH GOT LANDED INTO JAIL AND THE ULTAFIED TRUTH GOT GOBBLED UP BY THE GARGANTUAN PARTY OF INDIA AND IF LEGISLATING LAW BOARDS CAN HAVE IT SO EASY WITH A BRITS TWITS BISCUIT TIN OF 'DIGESTIVES' THEN WHY...................
 
EAST INDIA CO. CAN EAT INDIA CO.?
 
ABSOLUTELY.
 
SO IF A SHARE HOLDER WITH ONE PAISA OR ONE RUPEE SHARE CAN HAVE LEGAL HOLD ON ANY COMPANY BOARD TO GO AND SELL IT ALL OFF ON A 'HOSTILE' BIDDING MISSION CAN THE BIBLE WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF ILLITERATES NOT WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF ILLITERATES BUT AD LIBBED BY THE GHOSTWRITERS TO HAVE IT BYLINED AS HAVING BEEN WIRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF ILLITERATES BE: THE GOSPEL TRUTH?
 
WHO GOT STRAIGHTAWAY 'APOSTLED' AND "SAINTED" BY THE ROMAN CHURCH WITHOUT EVEN SECONDARY SCHOOL CERTIFICATION?
 
THAT IS THE POINT SIBAL MISSES WHEN HE MESSES AROUND WITH SECONDARY SCHOOL EDUCATION AND WILL SIPHON OFF HUMUNGOUS SUMS OFF THE STATE EXCHEQUER FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN'T EVEN BE CHECKED!
 
OH AS LONG AS THE VASOOL ROGERS GET THEIR RETURNS THEY WILL HAVE BOUNCED CHEQUES AUTHENTICATED BY THE SWISS GOADHERDS!
 
TOUCHE.
 
BEFORE BEING AUCTIONED OFF BY SOTHEBY'S AND CHRISTIE'S?
 
OR HAVE THE HOUSE OF ROTH BROILED IN THE BROTH WITH SHAKESPEAREAN GLEE JUMPING AROUND LIKE A JUNGLEE OVER A DEMAND DRAFT FOR A 'POUND OF FLESH'.
 
 
GET THE DRIFT?
 
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENTS WHO DODGED THE DRAFT DON'T GET IT.
 
THEY MISS THE DRIFT?
 
THEY DRIFT AND DRIBBLE TILL THE NATION IS ALL AGOG WITH TREBLING THE TREMBLING EFFECT BUT THE EFFETE ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T TURN TO THRIFT BECAUSE THE ITALIAN SWISS MONEYPRINTER ON BOARD THE AIR INDIAN CARRIER FROM KATHMANDU TO KANDAHAR CAN BE BLACKMAILED!
 
BY THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA?
 
WHICH ONE?
 
OH IS THAT A BRITS TWITS DICHOTOMY OR A TOME CALLED: ?WHICH BY WHICH THE BRITS TWITS MAKE THEIR CONSUMER CHOICES?
 
OR REMAIN SUSPENDED IN DISPENSER DISTRESS OVER THE ENDLESS SUSPENSE OF WHAT TO PUT IN THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?
 
WHICH WAS WHY THEY DID NOT WANT TO HAVE THEIR SHOPPING SEASON SHORTENED BY POPE GREGORY HACKING OFF THE DAYS FROM THE CALENDER AND THE ENDLESSLY RECURRING THEME OF 'THE SECOND COMING' IS ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING AKIN TO 'SECOND TIMING'.
 
OR 'SECOND GUESSING'?
 
OR. OR. OR. THE CHOICE OF OR IS NOT GOING TO MAKE 'OR' [in frog langue] GOLD!
 
SO GOD'S GOSSIP IS AS OLD AS THE GOSPELS WHO COULD NOT GO AND SPELL MUCH LESS CAST A SPELL A LA MAGI WHO FOLLOWED A STAR BY ASTROLOGY AND NOT BY ASTRONOMY SO WHEN HISTORY WENT ABOUT DATING THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST AS IF A MORTAL [OR MORTAL REMAINS] COULD BE A MARKER FOR ALL EVENTS OF THE UNIVERSE THE SECOND COMING HAS COME SO MORTIFYINGLY CLOSE TO COLLAPSING EVERY TIME THERE WAS A SECOND GUESSING ABOUT THE SECOND COMING.
 
AND THE SECOND CLOCK WATCHING JAPANESE ARE SO BACKWARD IN TIME IN STICKING TO THE SAME POLITICAL PARTY FOR SO LONG WITHOUT HAVING UNDERSTOOD HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI FOR WHAT IT WAS?
 
A RADIOACTIVE DECAY DUMPED DETONATOR ON THEIR LAND AND NOT AN ATOM BOMB?
 
WHICH IS A CORRUPTION OF ATMA?
 
ATMA WAS CORRUPTED TO ATOM?
AND THE SWISS PATENT OFFICE PETTY CLERK CALLED ALBERT EINSTEIN.......
 
 
SCIENTIFIC FRAUD HAS A HISTORY OF HUMBUG AS WELL THAT ISN'T DEBUGGED IN TIME SO TO SAY THAT THE EVM'S THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES BY WHICH THE INDIAN VOTER WILL ONCE MORE CHOOSE THREE MORE CHIEF MINISTERS OF FEDERAL STATES OF INDIAN REPUBLIC AS BEING SO FAILSAFE OR FAILPROOF OR TAMPER PROOF IS LIKE SEEKING FOR PROOF IN FAITH WHEN THE HIGH COURTS ARE BEING BURNT DOWN IN REALITY SHOWS AND THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA DOESN'T EVEN REBUKE THE CHIEF MINISTER WHO IS NOT EVEN MORTIFIED MUCH LESS REMOURSEFUL AS HOW THE SECRETARIAT WENT UP IN FLAMES AND THEN THE HIGH COURT WENT UP IN FLAMES AND HE IS HAPPILY COURTING THE EX-FLAME OF..........
 
OH IS THAT WHAT FLAMBOYANT IS?
 
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK AND WAS SEEN SHUFFLING A PACK OF CARDS?
 
WHILE ALL AROUND HIM THE HOUSES OF PACKS OF CARDS?
 
ARE HAVING THEIR CARDS READ ON REALITY SHOWS?
 
TO SEE?
 
WHO CAN BECOME A MILLONIARE?
 
WHICH IS WHY THE CHOSEN ARIA OF THE CONGRESS PARTY, THE HASTA PARTY OF INDIA, THE GOP, THE GARGANTUAN OLD PARTY OF INDIA IS:
 
THE THEME SONG FROM:
 
SLUMDOG MILLONAIRE! 
 
A SPOOF ON A REALITY SHOW.
 
WHERE THE ONLY SILVER SPOON THAT SHOW UP IS:
 
THE SILVER CLOUD IN THE LINING?
 
NO.
 
THE SILVERS FOR WHICH THEIR SOULS WERE SOLD TO THE ROGERS!
 
 

THE CAT THAT GOT THE TONGUE?

CATTY DUPLICATIONS?

 

COPYCAT!

 

REALITY SHOW?

 

WHO GETS THE SACK?

QUACK! QUACK!

THWACK!!

https://su-sy-gy.tripod.com/pollretches/

 

THE STRATEGY GAME.

 

OF SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN SPOTLIGHT

AND DOTTY FIGHT?

WHAT'S BRIGHT

BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG?

WHEN IT CAN BE ABRIDGED TO A RIGHT APPROPRIATED BY THE STATE TO A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND HANDOVER HOSTAGES IF THE HOST OF REALITY SHOW CAN SHOVE AND DUMP THE SAME BUNCH OF LUNATICS INTO THE SAME LUNATIC LOOP HOPPING AROUND THE SAME LOONY BIN LIKE TOONS IN A CARTOON STRIP SHOW?

 

And the ROGERS roped in the OSCAR COMMITTEE to give 'JAI HO' what else but an OSCAR and if that wasn't odious enough the "JAIL BHARRO" program wasn't even a JANITOR ITEM ON DUPLICITY BECAUSE THE ONE WHO SUPPOSEDLY WROTE IT NEVER GOT A BIT OF SILVER, NO NOT EVEN A ROLLING CREDIT ON THE SILVER SCREEN BY SLY HAGGIS-- THAT IS THE HAG'S GIS-- THE GIST OF IT WAS STOLEN BY HAGGIS AND GIVEN TO THE GHOSTWRITER AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:
WHO STOLE THE OSCARS!
 
 SO NO OSCARS FOR GUESSING WHY THE CHIEF MINISTER IS NOT EVEN BEING ROTATED IN THE STURDIEST TRADITIONS OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY OF:
 
PRIMUS INTER PARES?
 
BECAUSE THE PRIME SUSPECT IS THE PRIME MINISTER AND THE REST AS THEY SAY IS:
 
PARDES!
 
THAT IS ET.
 
THAT IS:
 
EXTRA-TERRITORIAL!
 
SO THE EXTRAS WHO ARE PRANCING AROUND AS EX-CM'S OUT OF POWER PRETENDING TO BE IN POWER WITH A POSSE OF PRIVATE SECURITY FED ON ONE KILO BOILED CHICKEN, TWENTY EGGS WITHOUT THE YELLOWS AND FOUR DOZEN BANANAS......
 
ARE JUST AS
BANANA REPUBLIC AS THE:
FIRST AMONGST EQUALS?
 
PRIMUS INTER PARES.
 
IN A CASE WHERE THE PRIME SUSPECT IS INTER ALIA THE ONE WHO HAS TO PASS THE JUDGEMENT YOU GET IT, A LA AGATHA CHRISTIE, AND 'THEN THERE WERE NONE'...
 
OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR.
 
THAT IS WHY THOUGHT POLICING FAILS SO ABYSMALLY.
 
READING AGATHA CHRISTIE WHO IS WRITING MURDER MYSTERIES IS NOT ACTIONABLE BUT WHEN IT BECOMES ACTION TAKEN!
 
VOILA!
 
COGITO ERGO: THWACK!
 
THAT'S WHEN THEY WILL ALL GET THE SACK!
 
AND THERE WILL BE NOBODY TO SACK THEM!
 
SO THEY CAN ALL HIT THE SACK AT THE SAME TIME?
 
OR PRETEND TO BE SO PIOUS IN THEIR TURGID PROSE AS TO PLEASE THE SACKCLOTH AND ASHES?
 
EVEN AS THE LIBRARY AT THE HIGH COURT IS REDUCED TO ASHES........
 
AND HURTING THE RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS BECOMES A PIECE OF LEGIS BUT NOT RELIGION HURTLING THROUGH HISTORY WITH UNCORRECTED ERRORS LIKE THE GREGORIAN CALENDER HAVING HACKED OFF TEN WHOLE DAYS......
AND THE ENGLISH WOULD NOT SHORTEN THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON SO THEY HAD THEIR STATE PAID POET SAMUEL BUTLER YEATS DO SOMERSAULTING FEATS [TURNING AND TURNING WITH THE TURING MACHINE] WITH:
THE SECOND COMING.
  THE SECOND COMING

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.

THE Spiritus Mundi [is that the free booze or the mundane spirit of whatever? Whatever! is a walkover to get the gumboots walk all over phew! WALK THE TALK. OR TALK TALK TALK WHILE THEY WALK AND STILL NOTHING GETS DONE? IN THE SPIRIT OF THE REAL THING. BECAUSE REALITY IS LIKE THAT ONLY?]
 
"And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards..."

 

LOUCHES!


dubious; shady; disreputable.
CROSS-EYED.
 
AT WALL EYED PSEPHOLOGY?
 
READING OUT OPINION POLLS?
 
OH DEAR.
 
THAT IS THE POINT. AT THE CROWN'S CROOKS CHANNEL THEY NEVER EVEN GOT A WHIFF OF THE SECRETARIAT OF THE POWER OF ADMINISTRATION OF THE SOUTHERN STATE OF ANDHRA PRADESH AND NEITHER DID GET A WHIFF OF THE HIGH COURT OF THE STATE OF ANDHRA PRADESH AFTER ALL!
 
SO IF REALITY SHOWS ARE TO BE BELIEVED IT REMAINS INCOMPREHENSIBLE AS HOW THE CENTRE CAN SUPPRESS THE INFORMATION FROM THE STATE WHEN THE ERA OF SPLIT SCREEN VIEWING ARE AVAIBLE TO A COUCH NEAR SANS SAYING OUCH?
COUCH POTATOES CAN VOUCH FOR THE FACT THAT THE REALITY SHOW OF THE ASSEMBLY SESSION OF THE SAID STATE HAD THE SAME CAMERA ANGLE FEED FOR THE ENTIRE SESSION THAT SIPHONED OFF ONE LAKH AND TEN THOUSAND CRORES AND YES, NOT EVEN TEN ACTORS WITH DUBBED TAKES,  THREE GESTURES APIECE, COULD PIECE THE FAKE SHOW TOGETHER.
 
TO EARN TRPS?
 
TO EARN A TRIP TO AN OBAMA WINS THE WAR OF THE HEALTHCARE REFORM WHILE CLINTON LOSES THE WAR OF WORD WITH HIS REEDY RENDERING OF ABDUL KALAM'S POEMS AT THE EMMY'S AS THE VOICE OF GOLDEN ELOQUENCE WAXES ELOQUENT ON A LENT.....
 
LENT PIECE OF STOLEN SHELF OF VOICES?
 
OR WHAT PENANCE IS TO BE PAID AT LENT FOR NOT PENNY PINCHING?
 
NEVER MIND THE ONE WHO DODGED THE DRAFT AND THE ONE WHO STILL DOESN'T GET THE DRIFT, THAT THE DRAFTS OF EVERY PIECE OF LEGIS THAT PASSES THROUGH CONGRESS ARE...
 
EXACTLY!
 
ONLY RELAYED ON C-SPAN AND NOT DELAYED IN REALITY CATCHING UP A BREATH TO CATCH UP WITH ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND FANTASY OF LEWIS CARROLL [WASN'T HE A FROCK? FRA? WELL FRATERNITY AT CAMBS, THAT IS HIGH CHURCH ANGLICAN WITH RITUALS LIKE ROMAN CHURCH CATHOLICS! CHARLES LUTWIDGE DODGSON: SO CAN THE SON OF A DODGE NOT BE A DODGE? WRITING AS LEWIS CARROLL IN SELF-ILLUSTRATED ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN THE WONDERLAND WAS INDEED A FROCK AND TOOK TO THE HOLY ORDERS!]
RUNNING FASTER AND FASTER
TO REMAIN ROOTED TO THE SAME SPOT?
 
OR SPOT THE DIFFERENCE.
 
ANY SLOGAN LIKE 'CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN' CAN MAKE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHO IS PUT INTO POSITION IN A SYSTEM OF LUNATIC LETOFFS WITHOUT LET-UP NOT EVEN CATCHUP KETCHUP IT IS THE SICKO PYSCHO STATE OF ORGANISATIONAL
PSYCHIATRY . . .
THAT CAN'T BE TRIED?
IN A COURT OF LAW?
 
EVEN WHEN THE CITIZEN Vs. STATE... CAN HAVE THE PROSECUTION AND DEFENSE DEBATE AND DISCUSS THERE IS NO:
 
HANGING OF THE STATE?
 
EXACTLY.
 
SO?
 
DESH DROHI
DOKA BAAAZI
DESH KA DUSHMAN
BRITISHON KA DUSTMAN
AUR DUSTWOMAN
 
ARRE! O BESHARAM BADMASH
BUCKSHEESH KA BADSHAHS
SIFARISH KA SEHENSHAHS
PAIRAVI KA PASHAS
BUCKBACK BUCKWAS BANDH KARKE BOL!
 
BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?
 
BUI. BUI?
 
WHAT CAN THAT BE?
 
BUI. BUI.
 
CHORUS:
 
OH YES WE KNOW
THAT WHERE IT GO
EAST INDIA CO.
 
OH YES WE KNOW
TAT WHERE IT GO
EAT INDIA CO.
 
SO?
 
WHY DON' THEY EAT CROW?
ON WHAT DOES NOT SHOW UP ON:
ESCROW.
 
HANG THE STATE
BECAUSE IT IS
ALREADY TOO LATE!
 
UNTIL THEN THE DEPART-MENTAL TRANSFERS OF POLITICAL LIGHT RELIEFS LIKE BIMBOS AND BIMBETTES AND HIMBOS LIKE JASWANT KA JASOOSI JAM SESSION IT IS SAME OLD MONOTONY OF MONEY PLAYING OUT THE MONOCHANTS!
 
 
THE GAME OF MONOPOLY?
OR HOW THE BENAMI BYLINES BOUGHT FROM THE BLOCKHEADS BYGONE ERAS AGO WILL HAVE IT THAT:
NEVER AGAIN CAN INDIAN EMERGENCY BE IMPOSED!
 
WHICH IS HOW THE ENGLISH CAME BY A FIB CALLED:
 
FAMOUS LAST WORDS?
 
WELL THE WORDS LAST BUT THE FAMOUS DON'T!
 
TOUCHE.
 
SO FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME, THE LAME EXCUSE IS. . .
 
JAI HO?
 
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
 
A BRITS TWITS MOTION PICTURES WINNING SO MANY OSCARS?
 
WITHOUT ACTIVE ABETMETMENT FROM THE HAGGIS?
 
ARE THEY HAVING THEM ON OR ARE THE ONES HAVING IT OFF WITH THE ONES WHO THEY ARE HAVING IT OFF WITH ARE TRAILERED BY:
 
THE ENGLISH TAILORING SERVICES?
 
ARE TAILED BY THE HAGGIS WITHOUT HAVING THE HAGGIS PUT ON TRIAL!
 
TOUCHE!
 

EMERGENCE INDIA!