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DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

"Step into my parlour." said the spider to the fly.
And without even a FLIER the BILL went WEBBED!
 
WEB FOOTED?
MESOTHERMIC?
TAKING THE TEMPERATURE OF THE SORROUDINGS?
 
TEMPING!
Without attempting to TEMPT THE PALATAL SENSORS WITH....
The SENSE OF THE HOUSE?
SEN? SAY? WHAT DID ONE BANK FUNDED NOBELEATE SAY TO THE PEACE PRIZE FROM CHRISTIANA?
 
Thank you for confirming the BROKERAGE BIZ OF BOOKS?
 
OH BOOK ME A ECONOCOMIC AWARD CALLED:
 
NOBELPRISEN?
 
ARE THEY PRISONERS?
Platonian prisoners?
 
 
At THAT PRIZE?
 
Consider the CON!
Cogito ergo sum.
THE SUM OF COG IN THE WHEEL IN DITTO OR TO TOE THE SAME LINE AS ERGO?
 
THERE IS NO OTHER GO?
 
WHEREVER WHATEVER WHICHEVER WHOEVER.
 
NOBODY CAN THINK THEMSELVES INTO EXISTENCE.
 
OR THINK THEMSELVES OUT OF IT.
 
AND ERGO, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THOUGHT TO EXIST OR TO EXIT.
 
SO THE THINKING THAT WENT INTO THAT DESCARTIAN TRASH WAS AS TACKY AND TASTELESS AS........
 
AH! CARTESIAN CARTE BLANCHE!
 
DID THE PAPER REALLY BLANCHE INTO A BLANK PAPER?
 
 
WITH THE BLANK PAPER BUDGET PRESENTED BLANK?
 
BAH!
 
IT WAS THAT PATHETIC. ALL THIS HUNGama over what is already A HUNG STATE WITHOUT A HANGING SHAME OVER THE COLLAPSE INTO A HANGED STATE.
 
SO WITHOUT HANGING THEIR HEADS  IN SHAME OR EVEN BANGING THEIR HEADS FOR THE GAME THE SAME OLD GAME WAS PLAYED OUT LIKE A PLATONIAN CAVEMAN TACTICS WITH HEAD BATTERING LIKE THERE WAS NO....
 
WHAT?
 
THAT'S WHAT!
 
BATTERING RAMS DON'T MAKE THE BATTER ANY THICKER IF THE CURDLED CREAM HAS ALREADY BLANCHED AT THE BLOOD CURDLING CRY OF...........
 
WOLF! WOLF!
 
OH THEY WOLFED IT ALL DOWN ALRIGHT BUT, DID ANYONE WRITE IT AT ALL?
 
AH! THE DIGITAL IDENTITIES BEING DOLED OUT TO THE PEOPLELESS REPUBLIC NO DOUBT DID NOT REBUKE TH SPIDER FOR HAVING KING BRUCE HANG ON THERE WATCHING IT WHAT WAS IT--SEVEN TIMES?
 
ENOUGH to give impetus for an ever so silly ENGLISH SAYING AS: climbing the wall?
Rob BRUCE?
ROBBED THE STATE?
 
WHILE HE SAT THERE AND STARED AT THE SPIDER THE STATE ROBBED ITSELF?
 
AH! WHAT A STATE?
 
TO HAVE THE GOOD KING ROB ROBBED OFF HIS ROBES TO SIT IN A HUT FORLORN.
 
AND TO STARE AT A SPIDER CAST IT'S WEB FAR AND WIDE WHILE HE SAT THERE WIDE-EYED?
 
AND THEN THE SEVENTH TIME IT DID TRY HE DID READ AN OMEN?
 
AH MEN! READING MEANINGS OUT OF MERE MEANDERINGS?
 
So THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NE'ER ERE SET IT'S EYES SENT OUT A SCOT TO ....
 
AH! FOREIGN COLONIAL CLERK TO...
 
AH!
 
AND THE WEB CAUGHT ON...WEBBING, WEB FOOTING... AND
 
QUACK! QUACK!u
 
DUCK!
 
DUCK WEB FOOTED!
 
DUCKED?
 
ducked the real issue of how come in a protected place where not even the law of the land may enter to read out the riot act to the people's representatives, the ridiculous webcaster and podcaster can....STAND AND DELIVER FROM THE PODIUM!
 
OH FOR THE OPROBRIUM!
 
SO IF EVEN THAT LITTLE SPACE OF LEEWAY TO ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES IS TAKEN AWAY, TO STAND AND DELIVER AND NOT BE DELIVERED HANDCUFFED INTO THE HANGMAN'S GALLOW IF NOT TO HUMOUR THE COURTS OVER THEIR RIDING HIGH RHETORIC:
 
BE YE EVER SO HIGH
THE LAW IS YET ABOVE YE!
 
AH THE JOKE POINT OF THE MOKE POINT!
 
THE LAW IS AN ASS!
 
AND IT'S BOTTOM'S UP!
 
SO IF EVEN THE LAW OF THE LAND AIN'T ALLOWED ENTRY INTO THE LEGISLATIVE BUSINESS OF LAWMAKING then how come  REMOTE CONTROL
beyond control can control....
 
THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE HOUSE?
 
INDEMNITY?
INSURED?
THE JOKE POINT OF THE MOKE POINT IS HOW IT HAS MOVED FROM THE WHO'S WHO TO THE WHAT'S WHAT GOT TO DO WITH IT?
 
IT'S THE SYSTEM, iggit!

In a NOT EVEN A PAPERPLANE ATTACK the ATTACK ON THE PAPERLESS PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM HAS MADE THE GINORMOUS move FROM WHO TO WHAT!
 
SINCE THERE IS NO WHO?
 
SO WHAT?
 
THAT'S WHAT!
 
GO AND ASK THE SYSTEM AND...
 
HAVE A SYSTEMIC BREAKDOWN?
 
AH!
 
THE VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT NO DOUBT ...
VOYEUR NICKED THE ...
 
BACON?
 
BAH! THE PURLOINED PIECE OF PUZZLE NO DOUBT had BACON AND BACON TWO AND HALF CENTURIES APART NO DOUBT pitch in their THINKING TOPIS to be THE TOPPERS BUT THE BENAMI BOOK BUSINESS NO DOUBT...
 
AH! BOHEMIAN?
 
BOHR?
 
WHAT A BORE!
 
THAT'S IT!
 
THAT'S INTELLIGENCE OF TECHNOLOGY WITH NO TAKERS FOR THE FAKERS WHO TALK OF INFORMATION AS IF......
 
AS IF.......
 
AS IF
 
THE POLISH BENAMI BUYER!
 
 
VOYNICH......
 
WAS NOT......
 
KOPERNIK?
 
NICKED COPPERS DID HE THE POLE?
 
FROM ARTIC TO ANTARTIC AND PUT A SPIN THAT THE EARTH....
 
WENT AROUND ON A SPIN ON IT'S OWN AXIS.......
WHILE DID AN ELLIPSE AROUND THE......
 
AH!
 
WHAT'S DOCTOR MIRABILIS as one BACON blessed hisself avec, to do with.......
 
THE ADVANCEMENT OF LEARNING?
 
AH!
 
Prisoners!
 
SHADOW BOXING!
 
BOXED IN SHADOWS IN AN IDIOT BOX.....
 
BOXING.....
 
THINKING......
 
OUT OF THE BOX!
 
BOXED IN!
 
BOTOXED?
UPTIGHT?
 
TIGHT ASSED?
TUSHY UP?
 
 
PUSHY?
 
CUSHY JOB?
 
all fell down!
 
ah! tush down!
 
SO THE POXY BUDGET NO DOUBT DID NOT SPELL OUT THE DETAILS OF HOW TO CUT THE DEFICITS AND SO ON BUT....... 

The poxy paperless projection of Organisational Psychiatry DID not elaborate on the PLATO'S PARABLE OF THE CAVE!
 
REPUBLIC BOOK VII HEMLOCK FED SOCRATES BEFORE HE WAS FED HEMLOCK LOCKED IN COVERSATION CALLED DIALOGUE WITH GLAUCON:
 
'And now, I said, let me show in a figure [NOT vital stats figured out by the PAGE THREE!] how far our nature is enlightened or unenlightened... Behold! human beings living in ... from childhood,  and have their legs and necks CHAINED [the CHAIN OF THOUGHT PICKED UP BY THE JEW CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY AND NOT AWARDED THE NOBEL ECONOMIC PRIZE FOR DAS CAPITAL [YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!] FROM THE CAPITAL OF NORWAY CALLED CHRISTIANA RECHRISTENED OSLO,  BUT THEN RIKSBANK NO DOUBT DID NOT DOLE OUT THE DOSH BECAUSE ALFRED NOBEL'S ESTATE DID NOT DOLE OUT THE DYNAMITE so no doubt the DOLE SYSTEM IN OLE BLIGHTY HAD HIM PAY THE ENTRY FEE FOR BEING PARKED FOR POSTERITY AT THE HIGHGATE GRAVEYARD AND NO GRAVEYARD HUMOUR BUT DID THEY ......
 
DEATH TAX?
 
  
AH! GALLOWS HUMOUR ASIDE, THE PRISONERS IN THE PLATO'S REPUBLIC PARABLE OF THE CAVE CAN'T CRANE THEIR NECKS TO SEE OUT OF THE HOLE THAT LETS IN THE LIGHT FROM THE BLAZING FIRE LIT ABOVE AND BEHIND THEM , TO CAST SHADOWS ON THE LOW WALL BUILT LIKE A SCREEN [plasma, led, lcd? display so large that..] nwhich marionette players have in front of them, over which they show the puppets.'
 
AS PUPS?
 
LAPPING IT ALL UP/ON/OFF THE LAPTOP?
 
PEOPLE'S REPS?
 
'THEY SEE ONLY THEIR SHADOWS, OR THE SHADOWS OF ONE ANOTHER, WHICH THE FIRE THROWS UP ON THE OPPOSITE WALL OF THE CAVE?
 
AND THE ENTIRE OPPOSITION CAVED IN?
 
ALONGSIDE THE CAVED IN?
 
AH! SHADOWS?
 
SHADOW BOXING?
 
LIKE INFANTS TRAINED TO BE LESS THAN HUMAN-- animation cartoon character simp simpsons simpletons consumers while the ruckus and fracas over  the circus animals being treated cruelly blah blah bleat as if they were sheep to the slaughter led by digitally dubbed LAUGHTER with prompt cards held aloft for laugh and.....
 
cry......
 
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
 
IT IS THAT LOUD!
 
IT AIN'T EVEN WARHOL!
 
WAR ON HOLE?
 
WAR ON HOL?
 
AH! WARES SOLD TO THE UNWARY CAUGHT UNAWARES!
 
 
"TO THEM I SAID THE TRUTH WOULD BE LITERALLY NOTHING BUT THE SHADOWS OF THE IMAGES.'
 
And the IMAGE DOES NOT SUFFER?
 
NOT EVEN THE SHADOW CAN CAST A SHADOW ONT THE SHADY DEALS BECAUSE EVEN WHEN Prince Alexander mounted that horse afraid of it's own shadow.........
 
BUCEPHALUS?
 
CEPHALUS?
 
HEAD? BUCKED?
 
AH! IT DUCKED IT'S HEAD!
 
SO! WHEN THE MATTER OF BUCKS GET PASSED ONTO A PAPERLESS PAPERCHASE IT CAN ONLY........
 
DUCK THE REAL ISSUE?
 
QUACK! QUACK!
 
DUCK WEBFOOTED?
 
WEBCASTED?
 
AH! SO THE WEB OF BERNERS-LEE NO RELATION OF BRUCE did not brace up for the......
 
RUSE?
 
THAT....THE RUSH DID NOT EVEN CATCH THE RUSHES BEFORE......
 
THEY WERE CANNED?
 
So the CHARGE OF THE LIGHTBRIGANDS.....
 
DID NOT MAKE A GRAND?
 
GRAND ENTRY?
 
NOT EVEN A GRANDSTANDING GESTURE?
 
JUST IN JEST?
 
HUMOURING THE SPIDER TO TRY ONCE MORE?
 
SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW?
 
DOING THE SAME SILLY THING?
CLIMBING THE WALLS?
 
WALL SCREEN.
WALLOWING IN THE VALOUR?
 
OF THE POINTLESS LABOUR?
 
LABOUR SAVING DEVICE?
 
WHEN THE VICE IS JUST AS VICE-LIKE AS IF......
 
EVEN THE JAW JAW WAS
 
IN THE LOCKJAW MODE?
 
THE LAWMAKERS
DID FAKE IT THAT THERE WERE NO TAXES BEYOND......
 
DEATH TAX!
 
SO?
 
THEIR'S NOT TO REASON WHY
THEIR'S BUT TO NOT EVEN pretend TO DO.....
 
AND adjourn
 
SINE DIE!
 
PRET END?
 
PRET A PORTER?
 
PORTER?
CARRY THE PRETENCE?
 
FETCH
AND
CARRY?
 
CASH AND CARRY?
 
CURRY FAVOUR?
 
WITH
BROWNE'S SAUCE?
 
AH!
 
SCOTS POUR itch!
 
king bruce watched the spider and read meanings out of mere meanderings?
 
MEAD?
 
MEALY MEAD?
 
MADE MEATY?
 
AH!
'Which even "he who runs may read,"
That Perseverance gains its meed,
And Patience wins the race." Bernard Barton.

So? THE PUPPETS WILL PRETEND TO BE PUPS LAPPING IT ALL UP/ON/OFF THE LAPTOP IN THE HOPE THAT MAYBE MEEKNESS WILL WIN THEM........

THE EARTH?

OH NO! THAT'S ENTAILED ALREADY TO BE THE ESTATE OF THE MEEK WHO SHALL INHERIT IT!

 

SO?

HERIDITARY RIGHTS TO REPPING AS PEOPLE'S REP WILL BE HERE TO STAY AND THE REST AS THEY DON'T SAY IS HERE AND THERE WITH THE VENERABLE BLACK ROBES PASSING JUDGEMENTS PASSED ON THE DAILY RAGS AND DAILY SPOTS OF SHADOWS AND IMAGES ON SOMETHING SO INSUBSTANTIAL AS.....................

 

 

LACKING IN SUBSTANCE!

 

SO THE NATION WILL BE ON SUBSISTENCE DIET OF FORCEFED ONE RUPEE A KILO CARBS TILL SUCH TIME AS ADHAAR...

 

AH! THE DIGITAL DIVIDE OF THOSE WITH DIGITAL SIGNATURES AND THOSE WITHOUT WILL...

 

DIG IN...

AND TUCK IN.....

 

WITH...

 

DONE TO DEATH HUMBUG TILL.....

 

DEATH TAX WILL BE WHAT IT IS--

 

TAXED TO DEATH!

 

SO IF THEY CAN'T TAX THE ONES WHO DON'T RAISE TAXES ON THE PRETENCE OF DEFERING IT ANOTHER DAY....

 

WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY?

 

TO STILL NOT DO IT?

 

AND STILL ADJOURN THE HOUSE...

SINE DIE?

SINE DIE?

AH FIE!

The paperless trash can't even be trashed as tasteless because even the timepass pfalli can't be wrapped in yesterday's...

rags?

raging about.....

the...rituals?

rigeur?

jour de rigeur?

rigged day!

EMERGENCE INDIA!