Retching Out to puke it all over the NUKE BILL THAT HAS BEEN THE BANE OF THE JOLLY HAS BEENS, the Pretend Prime
Minister super imposter daaku turns out a dark laugh with the ghutne mein bheja by his side siddling up to his sickening sense
of humour, as if in honour of all the ECONOMIC EICHMANNS impostering over INDIA LIKE IMPERIAL RELICS AND ROTS, the jelly belly
of DUMB-KEY DELHI IS ALL BUT OBVIOUS AS HOW THE BELLY TURNED TURTLE OVER THE FAST ONE PULLED OVER THE FASTING ONE, AND THE
PRIME MINISTER PRETEND WHO presided over a DRAFT BILL FOR THE TWELFTH PLANNING COMMISSION croaked on about how he has to TAKE
TOUGH DECISIONS IF INDIA HAS TO HAVE A NINE POINT TWO GROWTH RATE, and brag brag black sheepish over the so called BLACK MONEY
which the other croak was on and on about in the fake parliament session as how the SUPREME PARLIAMENT OF SWISSLAND HAS PASSED
BY HAS TO BE PASSED BY ALL THE CANTONS!
NOW CONSIDER THAT! ONCE THE SUPREME COUNCIL OF THAT ARTIFICIAL CONGLOMERATE PASSES A PIECE OF LEGIS IT HAS TO
GO TO EVERY PANCAYAT IN EVERY LITTLE SWISS VILLAGE AND HOKAY LET 'EM CALL 'EM CANTONS EVEN IF EVERY CITIZEN is forced to don
the ARMY REGALIA AND BE CONSCRIPTED TO SERVE THE ARMED FORCES BY FORCE, AND WELL THE VICTORINEX SWISS ARMY KNIFE NO DOUBT
DOES NOT DO IT'S ECONOMY AS MUCH GOOD AS THEY MAKE GOOD OFF ALL THE SO CALLED BLACK MONEY SIPHONED OFF FROM SOMEPLACEELSE,
WELL, if the country as a whole has to depend on every little canton to concur with it's DECISION then no doubt the final
decider is certainly not the crownless state of SWISSLAND NOT EVEN THE PATENTED RED CROSS THAT DOES COLONIAL BUSINESS OVER
BLOOD DIAMONDS AND THE REST OF THE EUPHEMISM BUT how can the nation of INDIA GET MISTY OVER SUCH A SILLY STATEMENT THAT TOO
IN PARLIAMENT WHICH IS not a simple 'MISLEADING THE PARLIAMENT' BUT A CLEARCUT 'LIE'?
How does one canton sit on judgement or legislate over what another bank in another canton had passed as a piece
of legis by the Parliament of SWITZERLAND?
No trhis was not stated in SWAZILI, nor in swadeshi PASCHIM BANGALESE or what passes for making yet another buck
for the ROGERS ROGERING AROUND WITH SPELLINGS AND HOBSON JOBSONS WITHOUT GETTING ON WITH THE JOB OF SAYING: MEA MAXIMA
CULPA!
THESE BUFFOONS AND HUMBUGS FOISTED ON INDIA by foreign powers as ECONOMIC EICHMANNS NO DOUBT are following ORDERS
OF THE AUTHORITIES, though the AUTHOURS ARE NOT ON OATH AS TO HOW THEY ARE OURS, or our representatives, when the UNELECTED
PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA DECLARES HE WILL HAVE TO TAKE TOUGH DECISIONS WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE THE CONCURRENCE OF A SINGLE CANTON
BUT HE CAN YES TURTLE AND FLIP BELLY OVER A TON OF BRICKS TOPPLING DOWN THE TOPPER FROM TWO ROWING UNIVS BOTH ENGLISH
ENGLISH THAT DECORATED HIM WITH DOUBLE DIRTY DOCTORATES WITHOUT HAVING HAD TO EARN EITHER, WELL WELL, HE IS READY FOR
THE INPUTS of INDIAN PEOPLE TO COME UP WITH THINKING SUGGEESTIONS ON HOW TO TACKLE CORRUPTION?
BEFORE HE CAN YELL: THINK! THE WHOLE LOT WILL TANK!
AND THE ONES WHO WON'T SAY: MEA MAXIMA CULPA WON'T EVEN HAVE READ OUT THE ED FITZ VERSE WHICHEVER OF THE FIFTH
VERSION HE SUPPOSEDLY TRANSLATED FROM THE PERSIAN POET OMAR KHAYYAM:
OR FOR THAT MATTER THEIR FAKE ANGLO-AMERICAN AUTHOR OF SO MANY MURDER MYSTERIES WITHOUT HAVING PASSED MATRIC!
AYE! THE ONE THAT WENT FROM TEN LITTLE NIGGARS TO TEN LITTLE INDIANS!
THEY HAVE BEEN RUNNING THAT SILLY SOAP 'CORONATION STREET' FOR YONKS AND THE PLANNING COMMISSIONS HAVE BEEN RUNNING
BACKWARD FOR THAT LONG BACK AND THERE WON'T BE ANY FORWARD MOVEMENT EVEN IF EVERY INDIAN PUT THEIR TWO BITS TO PROP UP THAT
ANNA!
OR THREW AN ATTA ANNA AT ATTENBOROUGH'S GANDHI THAT WON THE OSCARS!
AHA! THE SILLY SOAP ON THE SOP CHANNELS WILL NO DOUBT BLAME IT ON DELHI BELLY BUT THE JELLY BELLY IS CLEARLY
HAVING AN OD ON THAT PACKAGED MULTI-BRAND RETAIL FDI BANGING AT BHARAT TO BUY! BUY! SO THE JELL-O WON'T OBVIOUS JELL because
OH! THAT PRIME MINISTER IN WAITING IS FOUND WANTING ON THE FIRST FRONT OF CITIZENSHIP!
SO THERE IT GOES AS ALL GOES!
THOSE WHO HAVEN'T MADE AN ENTRY INTO PARLIAMENT CANNOT MAKE AN EXIT AND THE EXISTING PLANNING COMMISSION CAN
STILL BE LAGGING BEHIND BY DECADES BEFORE THE NEXT ONE WILL EVEN TURN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH INTO A GRAPH OF ECONOMIC GROWTH
RATE AND ALL THE ECONOMIC EICHMANNS FOISTED ON INDIA BY THE EAST INDIA CO. AND IT'S CLONES THE WORLD BANK AND THE INTERNATIONAL
MONETARY FUND CAN PLAY OUT THE MONOPOLY IN THE MONEYTIZATION OF THE SAME MOAN BUT..........
BUT..........
THE EICHMANNS WILL BE HOUNDED FROM ARGENTINA TO GOLGOTHA BECAUSE...............
GANDHI
FROM
GOTHA
GOT
HIS
MUG
PLASTERED ONTO THE PAPER MONEY
AND THE COINAGE
BUT
GANDHI
TO
GOTHA
WELL
WHERE IT DID IT ALL GO?
OH HO!
UH OH!
OH YES WE KNOW
THAT WHERE IT GO
EAST INDIA CO.
TAT WHERE IT GO
EAT INDIA CO.
AND IT AIN'T SHOW ON ESCROW!
SO THE BUFFOONS AND THE BOFFINS AND THE TOFFS CAN CROW BUT...........
WILL THE ECONOMY GROW?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!
DESH DROHI
DOKA BAAZI
DESH KA DUSHMAN
BRITISHON KA DUSTMAN
AUR DUSTWOMAN
ARRE OH BESHARAM
BADMASH BUCKSHEESH KE BADSHAHS
SIFARISH KE SEHENSHAHS
PAIRAVI KE PASHAHS
BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?
BUCKBACK BUCKWAS BANDH KARKE KAHON
BIG BUCKS KAHAN GAYA?
BUI! BUI?
WHAT CAN THAT BE?
BUI. BUI.
CHORUS:
OH YES WE KNOW
THAT WHERE IT GO
EAST INDIA CO.
OH YES WE KNOW
TAT WHERE IT GO
EAT INDIA CO.
SO LET THEM EAT CROW.
AND BRING DOWN THE SAME CROPPERS THEY PROPPED UP AS TOPPERS OF THE ECONOMIC MIRACLE!
FOR NO INDIAN WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE LACKING IN ABILITY TO DO WHAT THEY ARE MEANT TO DO.
WHICH IS MAKE LEGISLATION THEIR BUSINESS!
FOR THEY HAVE MADE BUSINESS THEIR LEGISLATORS!
AND IT IS TOO LATE TO ASK THE BUSINESS MEN TO WELL NOT TO GET TOO PRIMPED OVER A MUCH USED CLICHE THAT CREAKS
LIKE THE LEAKAGES IN THE NANNY STATE IT IS TOO LATE TO ASK THE BUSINESSMEN TO 'WELL MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS!'
BECAUSE THEY AIN'T ALLOWED TO LEGISLATE EITHER!
AND THE PEOPLE CAN'T BE ASKED FOR INPUTS WITHIN A FORTNIGHT FOR WHAT HAS BEEN LANGUISHING AWAY FOR FIFTY YEARS
OR THERISH!
SO IF WISHES WERE HORSES THESE BEGGARS WOULD CRY HOARSE! OVER WHAT A WONDERFUL STATE OF DEMOCRACY IT IS WHERE
THESE INDIRECT IMPOSTERS WILL INVOKE THE MANTRA OF DEMOCRACY TO MAKE EVERY INDIVIDUAL A MANTRI TO COME UP WITH A MANTRA SO
THAT THE SARKARISATION SORREE, SORCERIZATION SORRY NOT PC SORCAR'S MAGIC SHOW BUT THE MAGIC WAND THAT IS PRONOUNCED WRONG,
WELL THERE CAN'T BE A PLACE FOR DIRECT DEMOCRACY WHEN THE INDIRECT HUMBUGS CAN CORNER ALL THE SARKARI BENEFITS AND HIDE
BEHIND SILLY STATEMENTS ABOUT HOW ALL OF SWITZERLAND'S CANTONS HAVE TO RELEGISLATE OVER WHAT THE SUPREME PARLIAMENT OF SWITZERLAND
HAS ALREADY PASSED INTO LEGISLATION OF THEIR LAND: LANDLOCKED!
SO THE LAND BILL LAND ACQUISITION BILL CAN ALSO HAPLESSLY LANGUISH WITH THE LEGEND IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN
THESE BRIGANDS WOULD WEAR BRILLIANTINE AND SO ON BUT THE MULTI BRAND JELL-O CAN ALSO OH................
GET IT?
THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.
WITHOUT HANGING ALL THESE EICHMANNS AT GOLGOTHA THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO GO GOL GOL AROUND THE GOLMAAL BUSINESS
OF GOVERNANCE WHICH IS THE GOL CHAKKAR OF THE CHAKRA OF DHARMA TURNING:
ANTI?
WELL THE ANNA CAN TOSS A COIN AND UP THE ANTE BUT CAN THE UPA WITHOUT BEING SUBJECT TO THE LAW OF THE LAND MAKE
A LAW OF THE LAND LAND LIKE:
A FISH OUT OF WATER?
OR A WATERED DOWN DVD VERSION OF:
A FISH CALLED WANDA!
NO WONDER, THEN, THE PRIME MINISTER CAN SOUND EVER SO SILLY WITH HIS DARK ATTTEMPT AT HUMOURING THE SMALL SCREEN
CAMERAS WITH HIS COME ON: GIVE ME AN IDEA!
HE HAS NO IDEA HOW HIS ID HAS BEEN SIPHONED OFF SOME HUMONGOUS SUMS BY THE UNIQUE IDENTITY NUMBERAGE AT WHICH
THE HEADS ARE ROLLING FASTER THAN THEY CAN SAY:
HULI ANNA!
WELL HOLY HELL AIN'T THAT HOW THE DICHOTOMY IS PLAYING OUT?
BY BUSINESS FOLKS TRYING TO LEGISLATE AND THE LEGISLATORS TRYING TO MAKE BIG BUSINESS OF...............
PASSING DOWN THE BUCK?
TO...............
THAT'S WHAT?
WHO WILL SAY: MEA MAXIMA CULPA FOR THE CUP THAT WENT TO THE HOME COUNTRY THAT SUPPOSEDLY INVETNED THE GAME?
AH! THE SAME COUNTRY THAT SET UP THE SHOP CALLED EAST INDIA CO. CAN SHUT SHOP AND TALK SHOP OVER LEGALESE IN
ANGLAIS BECAUSE..................
THE ANGLES AIN'T LAISSEZ FAIRE OVER SCOTTISH PRETENCE TO FRANCAIS SO THE STOLEN WORKS THAT GET PASSED OFF AS
SHAKESPEAREANA..............
WERE SOLD FOR AN ANNA?
WELL, QUARTO!
NOT THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARKS?
MARKS AND SPARKS? WELL RETAIL BUSINESS AND BEST BUY BARGAINS AND ALL THAT MISSED THE MARK OVER NUCLEAR FICTION
FRIGHT FACTORY WHICH THEY TRIED TO MUSTER THROUGH A PARLIAMENT THAT FELL THEN AND HASN'T RISEN SINCE!
AH! THE HYDE ACT HAD A HIDDEN AGENDA?
OH YES THE JECKYLL CASE OF THE GOOD DOC AND THE SAME GOOD FOR NOTHING TALK HASN'T WALKED THE CORRIDORS OF POWER
SINCE SO THE PEOPLE ARE FACEBOOKED FOR TWITTERING ON ABOUT TWEEPLING THE GOVERNMENT BUT WHAT'S UP CAN COME DOWN AND IN A HERMETICALLY
ENCLOSED UNIVERSE:
AS ABOVE
SO BELOW
SO WHEN THERE IS NOTHING UP THERE!
THERE WILL BE NOTHING DOWN THERE!
SO THERE!
CHECKMATE?
STALEMATE!
AND THAT BRINGS THIS BACK TO OMAR KHAYYAM ED FITZ WHATEVER OF THE FIVE VERSIONS:
"Tis all a Chequer-board of Nights and Days
Where Destiny with Men for Pieces plays:
Hither
and thither moves, and mates, and slays,
And one by one back in the Closet lays."
AND WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT AGATHA CHRISTIE'S TEN LITTLE INDIANS:
"Ten little Soldier boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six little Soldier boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Soldier boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Soldier boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Soldier boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two Little Soldier boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.[7]
One little Soldier boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
AH! CALLED 'IMSELF: EICHMANN?
TOUCHE!
THE ECONOMIC HUMBUGS CAN CALL THEMSELVES EICHMANNS AND SAY THEY ARE ONLY FOLLOWING THE AUTHORITIES BUT........................
WAS AGATHA CHRISTIE THE REAL TIME WRITER OF ALL THOSE MURDER MYSTERIES?
INCLUDING?
THE MOUSETRAP?
WELL DID THE PLAY END WITH:
MEA CULPA?
AH! THE MEA NO DOUBT IS MAXIMA CULPA OVER THE FIASCO CALLED THE CIVIL NUCLEAR DEAL THAT GOT MONIKERED THE
HYDE ACT BUT..........
WHAT WENT INTO THE JECKYLL ISLAND?
CALL IT BLACK MONEY OR BLACK ECONOMY BUT IT AIN'T BLACK HUMOUR TRES NOIR TO ASK THE INDIAN PEOPLE TO RECITE
THOSE SILLY ENGLISH RHYMES WHERE INDIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAND EUPHEMISTICALLY FOR NIGGARS AND NOT BE TOO NIGGARDLY OVER THE
HUMOUR NOIR AS TO HOW THEY CAN HANG THEMSELVES FOR ALL THE GANDHIS THEY DID NOT SHOOT?
AH! MILLICENT DID NOT OPEN THE MOUTH EITHER!
NOT OVER MAHATMA!
NOT OVER RAJIV!
SO GODSE GOT SENT TO GOD BECAUSE GANDHI DID SAY GOD!
AND AIN'T IT ODD THAT RAJIV HAS HIS SLAYERS SENT TO THE GALLOWS........
BECAUSE OF SOME GALLOWS HUMOUR?
AIN'T THAT HOW CALLOW IT GETS?
WELL CALL IT LOW!
TOO LOW TO CALL IT JUSTICE WHEN THE COUNTRY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HEAD OF STATE TO HANG THE HEAD IN SHAME!
WHICH IS WHY THEY HOLLER:
SHAME! SHAME!
IN THE PARLIAMENT THAT HAS NO SHAME AT ALL TO PLAY OUT THIS SHAM!
AND PLEAD FOR CALM IN THE NAME OF:
BALM?
WELL BAL BAL BACHE BUT DID THEY REALLY PLAY THAT BALL GAME CALLED:
CRICKET?
WELL FOR THAT MATTTER DID CRICK REALLY TURN OUT THAT TRICK?
AHA! THE DNA HUMBUG IS THE BIGGEST SCIENTIFIC SCAM AND FRAUD AFTER THE NUCLEAR BLAST OFF COAST AMERICA BUT
DID THE AMERICAN WATSON TEAM UP WITH........
THE TRIO?
OH NO THE ONE WHO DID THE REAL BRIO ON THE XRAY CRYSTALLOGRAPHY WAS....
CRYSTAL CLEAR.............
CASTE DISCRIMINATED?
OH THEY CALL IT JEW ELIMINATED BUT............
HITLER'S TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHIO DID NOT TAKE A LIVE THEATRE SHOW AT:
THE MOUSE TRAP!
AH! MAIS OUI. THE MOU OF THE DEBT TRAP NO DOUBT IS TURNING THE TAP ON THE INDIAN ECONOMY TO DO DARK THINGS
WITH THE PLANNING COMMISSION ECONOMIC EICHMANNS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WHILE THE OPEN AIR THEATRE IS PLAYING OUT:
THE INDIAN MYTH?
MAIS OUI!
NO WE MAYN'T! THE INDIAN PEOPLE AIN'T INTO MAYDAY
SO THEY CAN AND MAY MAKE THEIR DAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES ON THE OVERDONE HAY BUT WHO ARE THEY WHO PROP UP THESE:
HEY RAMS?
THAT'S THE POINT!
GODSE: SAY GOD!
MAHATMA: HEY RAM.
AND HE DROPPED DOWN DEAD.
HOW VERY OBLIGING!
AND THE FOLLOWERS DO THE BONDALAGADDA ROUNDS BECAUSE THE ONES WHO MAKE IT TO THE GADDHI WERE:
FAKE GANDHIS?
WELL THEY AIN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO FAKE IT TO THE FULLHOUSE SHOW SO THE HALFHOUSE STILL:
INTO HAFTA?
AH! THE MAMOOLS FOR THE MA'AM RUN INTO COOL MILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS SO THE GAZE CAN TURN AWAY FROM SARKARI
SORCERIZATION AND GET TO THE REAL:
MESMERIZATION?
well get to the real mess that LA MER A LA SATPURA IS NOT REALITY AS IN SAT BUT IS PURA REALTY AS IN REAL
ESTATE!
AH THAT IS WHY THE OLD CROAK IS BLEATING ON ABOUT:
TAKING TOUGH DECISIONS OVER THE LAND ACQUISITION BILL?
THAT IS THE REAL HIDDEN AGENDA BEHIND THE INDIAN GERIATRICK TAMASHAS!
AH!
