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LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
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ET tuMMY TUCK BRUTE!
DIVIDE und LE ROI
CONtrol FROCKS
IMPRESSion of imPRECISION
BELONGING and BELONGING
Ecumenical ECONOMONEY
Mendacity of AUTHORITY
Denial in Denial Mode
HOAXYPLAN: HONEYPOT? WHIPPED I-SCREAM?
Tasteless TRASH!
InDEFIeasibility: SophismaTEASE
CEASAR, CENSOR AND RENT-A-CENT DECENT?
Nuts SCREWS and BOLTS [PUNCTUATION PENDING?]
RepUBLEAK OF NO REPLY!
THE LAWS off THE FROTHERS?
SupraNATURAL NUMERO et superNATURAL PSY-CHING?
2G SPEC? TRA TRA TRA
LAW OF IDLE INCOME! INERTIA OF TITHES! AND TITLES!!!
FOOD FOR FOOL'S THOUGHT? GOVERNMENT'S GOLD? STANDARD! FLY ANOTHER KITE!!
GERMINAL? THE GERM OF GOVT ENLIGHTENMENT TO RESPONSIVE M
INIQUITY OF PARSIMONY? QUIT QUACKING!!
Vicky Vanishing Vanity?
Get Psi-Kick! Kick Physick!!
AHINTA TO AHIMSA: Commute THE UNCOMMITTED?
Stuck QUO? QUO VADIS? STUCK QUO!
Vivida Vis Anima? ANIMATION SUSPENDED!
Jelly Belly over Jell-O Bill
GPI? topiwallah and turbancolOR
GORMLESS GOOFING GOVTERN-MENTAL
No POSES FOR THE WICKED!
ORACULAR ODDS? HOW VERY ODD IN DEED!!
Ocular Odyssey? HUMAN TRIFFLING ON TRAFFICKING?
SEALS? ALL AT SEA!
Eminence Grease? UNIQUITY OF OUTCOMES
Tommy the tanked Injun?
Permanent PARALLELS?
KNOCK! CLOCK! SOCK THE SICK Showoff's TACKY TALK!!!
BENAMI REPS-HUBRIS WITH UNIVERSAL FISCAL WEALTH!
Marginal Steer!
CROWN-ed MERCENARY isPEAKING ANGLEPISS?
Topiary for THE IMAGINIARY!
JunkLIE JADOO TACTICS! CHEAPTRICKS!!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
CROWN'S QUANGOS!
BACKSLASH CASHSTASH EYEWASH
TALE OF THE TT TAT STATE: Time Thief!
Stumped! AND STAMPED OUT! QUIT STOMPING ON THE SAME SPOT!!!
ASS-SIRENS SILENCERS?
THE SCREWLOOSE SCROLLS AT THE SOUR-CREAM COURT!
nothing to SOW! THIS IS "IT": TIS JUST A SHOW!!!
PIGGERY POKERY POLITICS
PAY-ROLL OF POLITICAL PUT-ENDER?
SPIT 'n' PULISH!
SIGN-NATURE SLAVERY
SLOW-POACHED CROCKPOT? SO LOW THE NEW LOW?
Homo Politicalis!
Drivel's in the dit-ils
Cogito ergo? TUM! BOOM!! BUM!!! SUM TOTAL = DUMB
Corrupting the Corrupted CO-RUPTION! WHAT IS THE CORE OPTION?
outSPOOKen? MINDLESS MOULDING?
Cogito ergo? THWACK!
PO-PO! A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WHATS?
DEAD CERT! DEAD? OR DUD?
MENDACIOUS MEND-ELLE?
TACTICS OF TACKY sci- ONS?
e-BONY I-v'OR-y? BANG A LA?
WHAT SAY? MY! MY! M.I.A.!
CheatNuts for FirangiPenny?
Priceless? Precious? PruFROCK AND THE REST OF THE FLOCK?
Guilt-Tripping? Jurmi Jackboots? OR! Jackpot for the POT!
"The PRIZE" IDIOTS? when the ID OF THOSE WHO "THEY" ARE IS KEPT SECRET?
METHODsick MADness! Like MAGIC-in-the-BOX? POP GOES THE PUZZLE?
POVERTY OF PROTOCOL? WHITE HEAT? ON DEAD BEAT?
ORGANISATIONAL AUTISM? AUTHORITARIAN? WHAT AUTHORIZES THAT?
RIGHT NOT TO KNOW! GO SLOW? OH! RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND!
White GOOD? WHITE GOODS? WHAT'S THE GOOD IF IT WHEN THE WHY OF IT IS SO BAD!
LIE-BEL HANS CHRISTIAN AND SONS SOME NO LENSES? IS THAT THE COMMISSION?
NEW w-AGE BONDAGE?
Block STAKES! White Load!
Hotsies and Hot Seas!
InHumanE FEASTS
It's the 'IN' THINK!
USE AB-USE AND DIS-ABUSE A MUSE?

Numbskull Newton not knocked over the nut [was nuts enough without the fruit of the ENGLISH FRUIT OF THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE!] enunciated the FIRST LAW OF IDLE NOUS NO DOUBT NICKED from that GERMAN BRIGHT BUTTON CALLED LIEBNIZ OR NOT OR WHATEVER IT WAS THAT GOT THE COURT OF HANOVER QUIT THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY IN THE ASCENSION OF THE MORAL UPTIGHTS [WELL PRETENCE AS THE MONARCHY OF OLE BLIGHTY IS OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY AND EVER SO PRETENTIOUS As the tendentious title of NOW DON'T ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING: EMPRESS OF INDIA, THE MIDGET MAHARANI OF MIDDLING MUDDLEDOM AFTER MEDIEVAL MONGRELESE GOT A COPYRIGHT ACT PASSED TO NICK STUFF A LA SHAKESPEAREANA AND THE REST OF THE PALAVER AND SO ON TO THE RAJ THE PALANQUIN BEARING PARADISE IN THE EAST THE PINNACLE OF THE EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN NEVER SET WELL TRUE ENOUGH IT'S EYES FOR IT WAS ALL FIES ALL THE WAY FROM THE WAY THE BRIGANDS BRIGADES DECORATED AS BRIGADIERS AND VICEROYS OR ARMIES OF BUMBLEDOM CHOMPING BUREAUCRATS THEY WANTED TO TURF OUT OF THEIR OWN MUDDLEDOM TO MUDDLE ALONG IN THE RUDDY YARD A LIE KIPPER'S AND GEORGIE ORWELL'S ANGLEPIECES AND SO ON BUT THE POINT IS THE JEWEL IN THE CROWN NEVER ACTUALLY RAN THE RAJ SO MUCH AS RAN OFF WITH THE LOOT BY GIVING THE BRITISH STANDARD OR RATHER FRANCHISING THE BRITISH STANDARD BEARING SEA FARING SYMBOL AND EMBLEM TO THE CROWN'S MERCENARIES SO MERCI BUT NON MERCI THERE WAS NO REAL RULE AS SUCH SO THE RULE OF THE NASTY NUT NUMBSKULL NEWTON POSITED AS THE FIRST LAW OF MATHEMATICAL AND PHYSICK -ALL LAW, AYE THE LAW OF INERTIA WAS JUST THAT!
THE LAW OF IDLE INCOME!
No doubt Newton just like Shakespeare could neither read nor write LATIN NOR FOR THAT MATTER ITALIAN  BUT THAT IS NEITHER HEAR OR HOW HE SAYS HE ARRIVED AT THE LATIN WORD INERS MEANING IDLE WHICH IS HOW LAZY HJE WAS WHEN HE NICKED OFF THE CALCULUS FROM THAT GERMAN BLOKE CALLED LEIBNIZ!
 
GEEZ! THE LAW OF LAZY NOUS AS NOT IN CHEZ NOUS BUT AS IN NOUS AS IN GERMAN AS IN THE NOUS OF LEIBNIZ NICKED OFF BY NUMBSKULL NEWTON AND SO ON, WELL THAT LAW STATES IN THE GRANDILOQUENTLY TITLED TREATISE: Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica:
The vis insita, or innate force of matter, is a power of resisting by which every body, as much as in it lies, endeavours to preserve its present state, whether it be of rest or of moving uniformly forward in a straight line.
 And that is what it is a LIE!
 A STATE THAT LIES!
 
AND IN THE SCIENCE PROPAGATED BY THE STATE THE LEAP OF FAITH BOUND IN A PACKET CALLED "QUANTUM"ENAMOURED NOT WITH ENDEAVOUR AND ENTERPRISE but with the ENGLISH EQUATION THAT SUBSTITUTES SCIENCE WITH FICTION OF THAT SILLY EINSTEINIAN EQUATION:
e = mc
whereby the MEASURING SCALES NOT DIGITAL THEN BUT LAUGHABLY MEASURABLE BY SPRING BALANCE WAS IT HA HA HA HAD THE SUBATOMIC STUFF WEIGHING IN, BEING BOURN IN RESPLEDANT SERANADE BY A GLORIOUS MINDBOGGLING ESCORT OF CIPHERS:
0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg. AND THAT STUFF WHEN SQUARED BY THE EVEN MORE RISIBLE DIGIT OF: 300,000,OOO metres per second
and when that ridiculous EINSTEINIAN EQUATION COMETH AT A HAW HAW HOOFING:
=0.111  times 300,000,000 times 300,000,000 
= 10,000,000,000,000,000 Joules
to give out
an equivalent of
10,000,000,000,000,000 JOULES OF ENERGY
with ONE JOULE WEIGHING AT DROPPING THE NEWTON'S BOOK Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica: then the NATO GOING AND BOMBING LIBYA SO THAT THEY CAN STEAL THE OIL GETS TO THE NITTY GRITTY OF HOW MUCH TRUTH THERE IS IN THE EXPERIMENTS AT CERN BEING MEASURED OUT AT ITALY WHICH HAS A STATE WITHIN A STATE THE CITY OF VATICAN WHICH NO DOUBT EARNS ALL THE TITHES FROM ALL THE PLACES ON THE EARTH FOR TH E FRANCHISE OF THE FIRST FAMILY OF HOLY FAITH AND SO ON TO SWISS GUARDS WHO GUARD THE PERSON OF THE POPE ELECTED BY THE OTHER FROCKS THE HOLY FATHERS NOT THE WOMEN OBVIOUSLY WHO AIN'T MADE CARDINALS WHO MUST BE BETWEEN SIXTY AND EIGHTY ONLY AND SO ON SO THE SUMS EARNED BY THE SILLY EUROPEAN SCIENCE NO DOUBT HAS THE FUNNY SITUATION WHERE THE COMMIE COUNTRIES OR FORMER COMMIE COUNTRIES WHICH HAVE HAD PERESTROIKA AND MARKET ECONOMY OF COMMUNISM SITTING THERE PRETTY SMUG IN THE PERMANENT FIVES AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL BALANCED BY TWO PROSTESTANT COUNTRIES IN EQUAL NUMBERS WHILE THE CATHOLIC MAJORITY COUNTRY OF FRANCE IS MONARCHYLESS IF NOT MAKING BIG MONEY OUT OF THE NUCLEAR FICTION FRIGHT FACTORY AND NO DOUBT OF THE FICTION TAHT THEY ACTUALLY MANUFACTURE NUCLEAR ENERGY THAT THEY CAN SELL TO THE NEWLY ARRIVED ARRIVISTAS OF INDIA THE AREVA FICTION A BAD TAKEOFF [NO PUN INTENDED!] ON THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES BUT NOT TO PAKISTAN REMEMBER THE DIVIDE AND ROIL PRINCIPLE OF THE COLONIAL RULE OF THE ROBBER ROGERS, SO THE NEWTONIAN LAW OF INERS THE IDLENESS OF NOUS WHEREBY BECAUSE THE IDLE INCOME HAS BEEN coming just as lazily to the lazing looters it must continue ad infinitum without adding any new members to the PERMANENT MEMBERS AT THE SECURITY COUNCIL!
 
HA! KNOCK 'EM ALL OFF!
 
THAT IS WHAT! THE LAW OF INERTIA PREDICATES!
 
"The vis insita, or innate force of matter, is a power of resisting by which every body, as much as in it lies, endeavours to preserve its present state, whether it be of rest or of moving uniformly forward in a straight line."
 
 
SO IN A SINGLE FILE THEY MUST FILE INTO THE LAW OF INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE AND SWEAR ON OATH THAT THEY HAVE SAVED THE WORLD FROM THE SCHISM OF THE SILLY DIVIDE OF NUCLEAR HAVES AND NUCLEAR HAVENOTS WHILE TYING THE WORLD IN KNOTS ABOUT WHEN THE NEXT MEGABUCK KNOCKOUT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN!
 
WELL, THAT IS THE POINT OF QUANTUM PHYSICKS!
A discrete quantity of energy proportional in magnitude to the frequency of the radiation it represents.
 
SO WITHOUT RADIATION SECURITY THE X-RAY MACHINES THE CAT SCAN MACHINES AND THE NUCLEAR MAGNETIC RESONANCES MACHINES THAT THEY SELL OFF TO COUNTRIES LIKE INDIA WHICH HAVE CEASED SUPPOSEDLY TO MONITOR THE SALES OF THESE RIDICULOUS LEAPS OF TECHNOLOGIES WITHOUT EVEN ENSURING SAFE HANDLING AND SECURE RADIATION SECURE PREMISES BY PERSONS IMPORTING AND USING THEM ON PERSONS VOILA!
 
THAT A RICH FIELD FOR A RIP OFF!
 
IN COURTS OF LAW!
 
SO WHEN THERE IS NO POPULAR ELECTED GOVERNMENT IN PLACE AND THE GERIATRICKS THAT RUN THE SO CALLED GOVERNMENT AS A REALITY SHOW WILL HAVE TO SHOW HOW THEY CAN'T PASS THIRTY ONE PIECES OF LEGIS  IN THIS ONE SESSION OF PARLIAMENT WITHOUT GNAWING TO PIECES THE MARAUDING MULTIBRAND OUTLETS THAT WANT TO SELL GAMMA IRRADIATED FOODSTUFFS WITH GE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BOFFIN CREATED MONSTERS TO MAKE MONKEY OUT OF MAKING MF MUTUAL FUNDS AS THE BACK SLAPPING TRADE OFF WHEREBY THE SO CALLED SECRET BANKING DETAILS WILL BE MADE SECURITY DETAIL OF THE ONES WHO ARRIVED AT A SECOND SHY AT THE UPA WITHOUT FIGHTING SHY OF EVADING THE ELECTIONS AFTER ALL AND SO ON BECAUSE THE LAW OF JUSTICE AND NATURAL REMEDY IS NOT TIME BOUND!
 
WHEN THE RADIOACTIVE DECAY SKIPS TO THE BEAT OF THE REAL McCOY OF BEING HAULED UP FOR HORROR oh no the nuclear fiction fright factory will take fright!
 
NOT VERY BRIGHT!
 
SO THEY CAN REALLY PASS THE THIRTY ONE PIECES OF LEGIS AND DO A ONE UP ON THE ONE WHO WAS SOLD FOR ONE SILVER LESS!
 
 
NO THAT IS NOT REALLY A SILVER LINING IN A CLOUDY SKY OF HAGGIS HAG'S GIS HAVING TO BEAR WITNESS IN A COURT OF LAW AFTER ALL BUT.......
VOILA!
THREE MORE SILLY PIECES OF LEGIS CAN SQUEEZE THROUGH!
 
THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT CAN ALSO PLAY A PART IN THE PLAY
 
ALONGSIDE IT'S SILLY SIDEKICK THE RIGHT TO INFORMATION HAVING A WHISTLEBLOWER'S PROTECTION BILL AS IF THAT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO HAGGIS HAVING TO NAG THE NAMOONAS TO A MOONDANCE ON A SNAKESLITHER ALONG THE SNAKEOIL SALESMAN'S SIZZLING PITCH OF HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND THE RETIRED FOGEY WHO WILL BECOME THE LOKPAL WHO CAN EARN A BIG FACEBOOK BLACKMAIL RANSOM VIA THE PAYPAL AND SO ON TO THE e-governance whereby the digital signature is just that!
 
A SERIES OF CIPHERS SERADING THE CIPHERS!
 
WHERE THE DOUBLY INCOME DOUBLE AGENTS NO DOUBT DO THE DOUBLE DEAL WITHOUT ANY REPEAL OF ANY COLONIAL LEGISLATION BECAUSE HEY DIDN'T THEY JUST GO BACK AND COLONISE THE PYRAMIDS AND LIBYA JUST TO STEAL THE OIL SO THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO THE SUM ON HOW MUCH
THE TITHES AUGMENTATIONS AMOUNT TO OVER THE LONGEST RUNNING FEUD OF ACCRETION ATTRITION ATWEEN THE MONARCHY OF THE TABLOIDSEE OF OLE BLIGHTY AND
THE HOLY SEE OF THE PAPACY OF VATICAN CITY THROUGH TRUE CONFESSIONS AND TRUE CONFESSIONS!
 
TOLD THROUGH A CAGE OF CAGEY WHISPERS
OR
CAUGHT ON CANDID CAMERA WITH AUDIO THAT IS LIKE THE STUFF ON HI 8!
 
WAIT!
 
NO WONDER THAT THE WONDER EXPERIMENTS AT CERN CONTINUE DESPITE THE FACT THAT:
THE SUN DOES NOT MOVE!
AND LIGHT DOES NOT MOVE!
 
NOW:
MOVE IT!
MOVE IT!!
MOVE IT!!!

THE MOTION IS PASSED!
 
THE PIECE OF LEGIS IS MOVED!
 
IT BECOMES LAW!
 
VOILA!
 
THE VIOLATORS [AND THE ONES WHO PROPPED UP THESE PRETENCES WITHOUT THEIR ACTUALL PRESENCES] CAN NOW FILE PAST IN SINGLE FILE TO RECORD THEIR TRUE CONFESSIONS AT THE TRUTH AND RENUMERATION COUNCIL!
 
AND THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT?
 
WILL GET ANOTHER PART IN THE SECOND ACT AND ACT THE PART WITH THE SECONDS PLAYING ...........
 
the understudy!
 
touche!
 
that is what it will chicken out to!
 
THE CHICANERY WILL TRY TO SAY THE UNDERSTUDY IS STILL UNDER AND THE STUDY IS STILL TO BE STUDIED UNDER CONDITIONS OF SIMULACRA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT IS SO LOUD AS TO BE LAUGHABLE SI THE SIMULATION OF THE SILLY STUFF MUST HAVE TO BE TESTED SIMILARLY BUT SINCE THE TESLA HUMBUG IN AMERICANA HAS NO MORE A CHICAGO FOOTBALL UNDERGROUND TO PLAY TO THE GALLERY BY GRINDING THE LENSES WELL...........
 
THE EURO MUST?
 
THAT'S THE POINT!
 
WHY MUST THE EURO BE SUPPORTED INTO SILLY THREE PENNY OPERA TRICKS!
 
AH! BERTOLDT BRECHT!
"Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."
 
THEY WILL ALL BE SINGING FOR THEIR SOPS?
 
TOUCHE!
 
THE ONE RUPPEE A KILO OF RICE AND THE EVEN MORE RISIBLE ONE LAKH JOBS HANDED OVER  BY THAT HUMBUG TECHNOCRAT THE GOOD DOCTOR THE EMINENT  ECONOMIST WHOSE BROKING BUSINESS DOES NOT BROOK THE BASIC FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLE OF ACTUALLY HAVING TO FACE AND WIN AN ACTUAL ELECTION WELL YES THE INTERNATIONAL COURIER WHO WANTS TO HAVE A BRIC INTO THE COZY SECURITY CLUB TO EAT SOME SILLY CLUBWALLAH SANDWICHES WITH THAT HORRENDOUS MARMITE OR SOME SUCH MUSTARD FRENCH OR ENGLISH WELL WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE AND SO ON BUT THE BIJLI BREAKS BUT THE BIJLI BREAKS THAT BREAKING UP BUSINESSES THAT CAN'T REALLY PROVIDE OR CREATE JOBS OR GET ON WITH THEIR JOBS VOILA THAT WILL NO DOUBT ALSO GO AS WIRE-ALL AS THE HAGGIS INTO e-governance and online budget business and so on but who will buy the fiction that CERN CAN ACTUALLY SEND STUFF UNDERGROUND WITHOUT BRINGING OVERGROUND WHAT ACTUALLY WENT UNDERGROUND!
 
AHA!
 
WHAT DOES THAT 27- KILOMETRE ACTUALLY HAVE DO BE?
 
THAT'S WHAT IT BE!
 
IT AIN'T HAVIN' A DOIN' NUFFIN!
 
AND MAKIN' AN ENGLISH MUFFIN LIKE THAT SILLY EINSTEINIAN EQUATION TALKING IN ENGLISH NOT EVEN YIDDISH AS TO HOW e for energy and m for mass and c for the constant of light was also a take off on that non SWISS DEUTSCH NOTATIONS FOR ACRONYMS SO HOW MUCH MONEY DO THE ENGLISH HOLD IN SECRET?
 
THAT IS THE QUESTION THE ENGLISH MUST ANSWER IN ENGLISH EVEN BEFORE SHAKESPEARE WROTE ALL THOSE IAGOS ANTONIOS AND TEMPESTS IN medieval mongrel without the supposedly stolen originals having to suffer an ever so ENGLISH TRANSLATION!
AH! WHAT DO THEY SING IN THE TEMPEST?
 
TEMPER! TEMPER!
 
NOT AS IN TEMPS A LA RESERCHE du temps PERDU OR SOME SUCH LOST RESEARCH FINDINGS OR LONGINGS FOR THE LOST TIME BUT........
 
the perfidious permanent five getting a permanent fixture in the furniture of the SO CALLED WORLD BODY?
 
BAH!
 
 
 
“In the dark times
Will there also be singing?
Yes, there will also be singing.
About the dark times.”
―BERTOLT BRECHT.
 
AND THEMS THAT PASS BILLS OR PASS IT ONTO THE BUMBLEDOM BUREAUCRATS WILL SING!
 
SIGN?
 
NO
 
SING!
 
AH! SING SING!
 
TOUCHE!
A DROPPED AITCH IN THAT PLACE?
 
HOW TOUCHING!
 
IF THE TAKEOFF WAS A FAKE
THE TOUCHDOWN IS A REMAKE?
 
NOT SO!
 
WITH OR WITHOUT MAKEUP THE TOUCHING TOUCHES GIVEN TO THE AIR BRUSHING OF SPECIAL AIRFORCE ON BOARD BRIEFING EN BREF IS JUST THAT!
 
THERE IS NO MAKE OF ANY NUKE SO THE PUKE; OF SEASICKNESS OR AIRFORCE SPECIAL FEED IS STILL..........
 
PLASTIC CUISINE?
 
OR COOKING CREDIT WHEREBY THE SO CALLED PUMPING THE DEFICIT ECONOMY WILL RENDER THE KICKSTART A JOBMAKER AND STILL THE JOB OF THE PREMIER: PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA OR THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA IS STILL
 
AH YES!
 
A CHIMERA!
CAUGHT?
ON CAMERA!
WHAT'S THAT CATCHPHRASE CALLED?
 
WHERE THE KLEIG LIGHTS OR FLASHBULBS BURSTING FORTH PRODUCE A BLINDNESS SO BLINDING THAT THERE CAN'T BE ANY MOVEMENT?
 
CAUGHT IN THE SNARE!
 
BEWARE!

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't understand it.

BERTOLT BRECHT, The Threepenny Opera.

EMERGENCE INDIA!